BID Rating System

[ou81twoz]

Except is Jeremy does his show alone, get a clue.

[marvelgirlmarvel]

Wow, you are the female Jeremy Jahns

[saraboozer1]

& Jeremy Jahns sent me.

[saraboozer1]

Love this system! Clever word play & extended explanations that other critics wont offer. Plus, I'm glad Harry has just as many lives as Jenny from South Park :)

[chunkymilk]

Nice rack.

[MrTomasGomes]

Catherine is their any movie you think is Reit the Hell On??? ( without Girl With The Dragoon Tattoo)

[TheTrueSaberMaster]

Dat Thumbnail.

[Anman619]

Very graphic Harry death this week.

[bifnasty]

So. Fucking. Hot.

[TheSpecialjackman]

Who is on the podcast this week Catherine?

[MattEarlPhelps]

Glad you mentioned the Schmoes.

[DJCapitalistJew]

I can smell her dead tooth from here.

[ilima64]

i think there should be a '80s fantasy episode, breaking down movies like Labyrinth, Legend, Neverending Story, to name a few. :) that would be kewl. though, those are also my fav movies...maybe that wouldn't be a good idea. haha!

[JediMasterXunill15]

Catherine, is it impossible for you not to be smokin' hot, even when you murder Harry?!?!

[MrSeanSpencer]

at least you only murdered him a little...?

[TheLedSubmarine]

Oh my god, are you Dennis Reynold's Ex-wife on its always Sunny? You rock!

[nabilzh]

Well....I'm 5'3" tall. Does that count?....Maybe not.

[AlanGunn97]

I'm starting to feel bad for Harry, seems like he means well, but he's always getting killed.

[joejones]

Gets choked to death, doesn't matter tapped ass.

[Clown4740]

5:56 is funny as hell lol

[MrFlowers101]

Spanking Catherine ends in being straddled by her... I'm so game.

[Jawsphobia]

That poor side-kick has been killed enough.

[kak10053]

I loved What About Bob!

[EricNos24]

dammit, now i have to subscribe to you

[93gmike]

I <3 Catherine! I wish my girlfriend was funny like her lol

[jack2breeze]

i like the retro 80`s look.

[proteuseffects]

Harry the Sound Guy smacks that ass then dies......worth it :D

[MrHKP2000sk]

kool aid guy

[killerbeans1981]

You mean to tell me that overindulgence of nachos or lack there of have nothing to do with the rating system?! Dubious madame..dubious!

[AxelLNo1]

She's back! Reit the Hell on! :P

[hicky0000]

i did the same thing for that movie 

[PunchiesManifesto]

But "Jerrie" is a convincing alias, C.R... Just an idea if the FUZZ starts to close in on your multiple sound guy homicides.

[thehermitish1]

Didn't want to go for the obvious Reiting system gag then. Good to clarify but I thought it was always pretty clear, anything that's not at least Reit on the Cusp I considered missable.

[Josekillsy0u]

How does Larry keep coming back?

[ttaskmaster]

@Josekillsy0u Catherine brings him back to life each time. Catherine is all powerful. Simple as! 

[shotomanx]

A movie that is 80's gold, that you have got to break down is Last American Virgin. A must see if you came up in the 80's so please, please, please!!! review it.

[gravygwundud]

She's so hot! :D

[JDavidTheMovieFreak7]

TGWTDT is most definitely REIT THE HELL ON.

[moeezS]

Where is that shirt going?!

[HQBacon]

I like how she said that Green Lantern was on a rating of kind of off, but you still enjoy it. So many people hate that movie and i feel bad for it.

[GapToothedBiAtch]

So...

Reit the Hell On = A-/A

Reit On = B/B+

Reit On the Cusp = C+/B-

Not Quite Reit = C-/C

Reiting the Line = D/D+

The Reit to Remain Silence = F

[OgrePenguin]

@GapToothedBiAtch And So Wrong It's Reit = WTF A+

[MrCollinBentley]

Funny AND enlightening.

[DeanSearle]

Anyone else think she looked really hot strangling Harry? I may have a problem. And thanks for finally doing this. Your reviews will be so much better to watch now that I fully understand.

[MariaVosa]

Oh No! She killed Larry!

The bastard...ess!?

I think your system works fine. And I look forward to your participation in YouReview Awards 2012.

[WHWonka]

Catharine... i was wondering if you're accepting marriage proposals? I promise we'd only have to talk about Ghostbusters like half the time. i love you...

[TheTrueSaberMaster]

Catherine is Awesome!

[freakyfantom]

Hey Catherine, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but the collar on your shirt is a little big.

[ttaskmaster]

When first heard this, I couldn't believe a bad girl like you is gonna do what your mother says... and I was NOT disappointed!

And that English accent of yours.... OK I have one too, being English myself, but when you do yours I *finally* understand why all the American girls love mine... You do that much more and I WILL come do naughty things to you!

As always - Request for a Spacehunter break-down, please! :-)

I'd love it if your father could join you for that one!

[alexforsell]

So hot.

[ONEXON]

love you cat!!

[starkingbiker]

okay...okay..okay..OKAY

[TheIgnoranTintellect]

not to be weird or anything but I would suck the fart out of Catherine's asshole. she is delicious

[mhammer1777]

I WANT HER TO RIDE ME SCREAMING DIE DIE TO!

[destroyapro]

catherine is hot. REIT

[snazpatrol]

Dead Tooth!

[IbzzyIBz]

Catherine is so fucking cute I wanna kill my self :'( !!

[RNcruivivar]

One of these days Reitman Harry's going to get you....

And when you do Harry don't forget to "double tap"....she might be a Zombie

[RentaTainment]

Hate to break hearts ... but is that an engagement ring I see on her finger?!?! Congrats?

[MovieManMenzel]

@RentaTainment She is actually married.

[RentaTainment]

@MovieManMenzel I am so devastated ... there goes my chance, lol

[MovieManMenzel]

@RentaTainment Haha...Sorry to burst your bubble. It is hard to find someone who is both beautiful and funny as Catherine is, which I guess confirms why she would be taken. Her hubby is definitely lucky because she gets me to laugh out loud regularly. Its that energy and spunk that does it.

[RentaTainment]

HAHA ... "he kept smiling. And I kind of liked it!" She is so bloody funny. The Reit kind of humor.

[brawghav]

shes so hot.

[9nova6]

oh, and happy new year

love when you almost start laughing your head off xD

as in : 4:47 xD made my morning again;p

[9nova6]

bwhaha just yesterday i used a what a bout bob reference xD

ontopic... Harry was asking for it, this time it was justified

plus.. your raiting system rocks.. caught myself on useing it hehe

[justme7388]

ahh this explains a lot thanks for listening to your fans. You are reit the hell on!

[squelto]

please for the love of god let harry stay dead!

[Rithkingwill]

This video was, in JeremyJahns's words, "Awesometacular".

[Clown4740]

funny ass hell 5:56 

[cooleo1c]

You need more viewers! Your awesome!

[thekillerwaldo]

But what happens oncw you get married?!??!??!??!

[christianfilmer1500]

Reit The hell on - Parry Potter/Dark Knight

Reit on - Captain America/Sherlock Holmes

You must be this tall to ride this Reit - Happy Feet 2

Reit on the Cusp - Cowboys & aliens

not quite Reit - Cars 2

The Reit to remain Silent - TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1

[rochat]

I give this video 4.75 out of 5 Schmoes

[CinematicGalaxy]

Great, informative video! Your raid system is Reit On (sorry, I couldn't resist)! Even though I like letter grades, I'm not big on numbers because they're limiting, and even letter grades are kind of limiting. I like how your rating system just flat out describes how you feel about the film, as opposed to confining it to a letter or number grade. btw, an example of a "So Wrong It's Reit" film for me would be The Flintstones, lol.

[killerrodan]

Happy 2012 ! Great video.

[SwordPhoenix100]

Harry's Spider-Man t-shirt is awesome!

[THEANnetWork]

catherine were you in an episode of how i met your mother where you played that chick on teds hook

[DjTokenMusic]

Catherine, pleeeeease break Labyrinth down. I wanna see how many jokes you can do about David Bowie's junk...in a kid-ish movie. :D

[Frozone470]

i fell in love when you said grilled cheese must have 14 slices

[Louistogies]

You're kinda hot, but kinda not.

[marxanzor13]

God, I'm so turned on right now...

[MegaMovieMind]

I can't for the life of me create a unique rating system. But then I hate using cliched rankings. Maybe words that mean out of 10, but damnit there are to many.

[MegaMovieMind]

You should throw Harry off of the theater's roof.

[jkolness1994]

I don't know Catherine, I think the Schmoes rating system kills all. Everyone should grade out of five Schmoes, at least that's what the cool kids do :P

[magter3001]

A lot of horny bastards it seems, I totally fit in.

I pretty much got the rating system though, it was pretty self explanatory.

[MacHowl]

Catherine, you're ridiculously pretty.

[NYR14477]

I saw you up chuck alittle there in the beginning. It's okay I understand but still uncalled for. My cool sound guy needs some love so for this week only I'm pro sound guy. Sorry Cat but I call then like I see them XD

[mrgraybutler]

I usually don't like slutty clothes on women but you make it work. You should start wearing short skirts as well.......... oh, and I guess your rating system is okay too

[KIWIMADNEZ]

CATHERINE what is the word for people who LOVE!!!!! watching movies beause you and Jeemy Jahns are obviously one of them. =]

[NocturnalBeing]

Harry's thought before he died? "Worth it!".

[LogicThEncrypter]

omg you're so hot.

[eeiviletwin]

"To vanquish your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women" Wise words from a wise man... Conan the Barbarian

[EmperorVulcan1985]

I'm being completely honest when I say that I love Harry's t-shirt.

[popingamom]

love the shirt y dont you take it off a little more ?

[Skydive4ever]

Hey, heard your dad on the Kevin Pollak podcast the other day, it was very interesting, great interview. Keep up the great reviews, they are always very entertaining :-)

[herrbasan]

Somewhat unrelated, but just seen one of daddies finest - Ghostbusters - again and was amazed how good it still looks and how well it is crafted.

[getbuttkik]

I dont know why but i just burst out laughing so hard when she said twlight eclipse part 1

[GapToothedBiAtch]

Also, kudos on the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" trailer matching up perfectly with the music in the outro. That makes me want to see the full trailer done with your music, but don't do that. It might be a good concept, but end up not quite reit.

[sctrgs3207]

I feel good. I feel great.

I feel wonderful.

Reit On.

[jungsbodyguard]

I actually prefer yours and Jeremy Jahn's phrase rating systems. Nothing wrong with numbers/stars/letter ratings. It's just weird to rate a film like superbad and a film like the godfather on the same number/star/letter scale because the film makers are trying to achieve completely different things. Where as your scale encapsulates the actual experience of seeing it.

[GapToothedBiAtch]

So that's how you do your Best of 2011 list? AWESOME!!!

[SirGomez81]

14 slices of cheese. Lol. Yeah, if you desire to die soon.

[JoshMovieReviews]

I am so pumped to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo now, doesn't come out in Australian till the 12th though, loved the book and love David Fincher.

Just wondering what your top 10 of 2011 would be?

[highlander723]

dont beat yourself up, you held out a good 5min.... besides there is always next year.

[quminottie]

That shirt was 1/4 of the way off the whole time. With his last dying breath, Harry couldn't just rip it all off...pshhh, he deserves to die.

[MovieManMenzel]

This video is Reit the hell on!

[OgrePenguin]

Anyone else totally turned Reit the Hell On at the "Die! Die!" scene? Yep, thought so.

[Sn00gans]

@OgrePenguin I'll be in my bunk.

[schmoesknow]

Love the breakdown of the breakdowns!! Ha, thanks for the Schmoe love. You my lady are a gem.

[Twilightlove800]

best.C.section.ever.

[Hitormissmovies]

Now I want grilled cheese.

[Twilightlove800]

LOVE U CATHERINE!! GRET VIDEO!!! <3 WHAT'S UR FAV MOVIE?! :D <3

[gamerzattackchannel]

awesome!