The Cucumber Song

[letshavefun41]

umm why is his mouth flipping constantly

[v25263]

lol

[SsophieLeanne]

someone take this cucumber to the pickle farm..

[ClassicJadore]

I'm a cucumber O_o

[karategirl707]

lol



[LuvChocolate513]

@garrettp375 I was actually lmao can we say irony?????

[garrettp375]

@LuvChocolate513 1:yes 2: pickles rule

[garrettp375]

thumbs if you were eating a pickle

[mickstephanie]

i was watching tech n9ne music videoes , now im watching a sing vegatale . i think im lost . damn you, You tube!!!!

[MeggaCookieSmurf]

he sounds drunk. >.<

[60602610]

oh my gawd!!!

[faithycupcake]

it is dumb and if you have a promble about it send me a message and ill tell i

[Mrlegoguitar]

im on the weird part of youtube again......

[xolex85]

@Mrlegoguitar I agree!!

[breanadoll]

someone drank a little too much sake from the japaneese reasterant o3o

[ClassicJadore]

Haha, looks like a dick at the end!..

Wait...

[moneybee123]

Why does the cucumber sound drunk??? :D

[Liuhuayue]

Gave me nightmares.

[faithycupcake]

dumb

[666midnightwolf]

@faithycupcake no u

[caramela12fuffy]

...

[MusicKittens101]

LOL! this is so WEIRD!

[shelbyburkett]

1,074 people are pickles.

[urface12343]

This guy mumbling and drunk

[luciegracexxx]

ok then... this isn't funny, i didn't laugh anyway :l

[fadorable13]

hahaha I'M A CUCUMBER 2!!!!!!!!!

[ClonedLego]

like this if u want to be a cucumber



[megabirdlove]

1,073 people are pickles

[Sesshomaus1fangirl]

i annoy my friend with this song

[WtfU8MyLlama]

i'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm a cucumber i';mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a cucumber. awesomeee xD

[superare09]

I like 0:44

[superare09]

I just wasted 43 seconds of my life

[MrBillybobt]

1071 people are not cucumbers

[iluvmusic465]

@MrBillybobt LMAO!!!!!

[tatoodleMYpoodle]

ಠ_ಠ

[W01Fo]

man this is so shitty

[Navyboy4000]

merr...... 0:36 no, you are not...

[rodgers544]

MOTHERFUCKER I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN CUMCUMBER!!!

[MrSnowman1996]

how the fuck did i get here....

[thelizz70]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gideon9819]

or what.



[supahsistahs2]

What is that THING on?

[lfcmaniak11]

my faveoriot line was im a cucumber

[KatieAnn710]

hey! i just found out who Neil Diamond is!

No, he's nothing like Neil Diamond sadly... :(

[narllyjames]

Very random and a bit gay

[mitsuki147]

How the hell did I get here from Final Fantasy O.o

[TheBeccaboobug]

looks more like a pickle but lol

[runewill20]

how df dose this get 1.5million views!!!

[KonVeger]

I have a good feeling that Pickle is Dill.

[MrAnkitrox]

oops...im back 2 da wierd side of youtube

[MegaHelga3000]

I am saddened that I just gave this video its 1,550,583 view

[ArcticHunter99]

the girls in my class call me cucumber.. like this comment but its glitched so it cant like more than once so try and ill prove it

[TwilightChick8D]

noooo your a carrot.....

[Dobrzproductions]

christmas number 1 

[atariman72]

He has acne.



[Pandasarecuteable]

he sounded like gumballs dad! 0.0

[pepoant]

Esta canción se la dedico a diego

[iLostMyPants1]

thats not a cucumber.

[bullseyethefox1]

Ah, Brak, how I've missed you.

[ManouKiwi]

It looks like a Gherkin... not a Cucumber O_O'

[RAWRZtheDinosaur]

lmfao this is so dumb like wth

[estlib]

SHITPICKLE

[puppaws135]

TEHE

[LaurenTamsin]

everyone finds this embarrassing or annoying and i'm there starring at the screen like I'M A CUCUMBER I'M A CUCUMBER! woop! amazing song!:'D

[HojuuNue]

Wow....1 million views and no likes or dislikes...

[noahfirefly]

well i got here bye tipeing down mango song

[Fall3nhero13]

immm a cucumber!

[XxXCountryChickkXxX]

is this a drunk cucumber??

[potatovlogs]

cocumber looks like creeper

[stphluvssoccer]

THIS WAS NOT FUNNY........is the cucumber drunk?

[flowercat213]

@stphluvssoccer

uh, yeah.

[stphluvssoccer]

@flowercat213

LOL!

[MsDisneyObsessed]

Larry the cucumber has a brother?!

[edwardismyheart]

1050 people are pickles XD

[ScabbyCrabs]

Lol Kane

[tony123euro]

WTF ?! how did I get here ?! wierdooooooooooooo

[laptopBLUES]

0 facts abut you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

[bobznobz]

@laptopBLUES 1.ive read these comments atleast 100 times

2.no,im realizing that your stupid

4.i did notice you skipped 3

5im not checking cause i knew already

6.im not smiling

7.yes, the 100th time

9.once again, i did notice you skipped it

10.im not smiling cause i knew already

11im not enjoying this

12. i did realize there are supposed to be 10 facts.also you belive that if you post writting on to a video tommorw will be the best day of you life? thats complete bullshit you prick

[Anguish10]

@bobznobz i also noticed that he said "0 facts about you" XD

[laptopBLUES]

@bobznobz someone iz having a bad day :)

[bobznobz]

@laptopBLUES i was a pissed off on that day and a cucumber song was defintley not helping, neither was your comment...

[icey94fight]

first i thought it was that guy from the simpsons who is singing this xD

[asht1587]

Kids react to cucumbers

[commeterchica]

i thought he was a potatoe

[MrsDebbieJersey]

Probably not the greatest song in history -.-

[LittleMissHughes]

I would never have guessed he was a 'cucumber:L

[dalegrow]

don't!

[reactztsc]

fuck this im going back to the potato song...

[silentglaceon]

@reactztsc theres a potato song?! 0.0

[reactztsc]

@silentglaceon yes its amazing

[silentglaceon]

@reactztsc and now, because of you, I've just heard/seen the potato song -.- thanks a lot, it was terrible. lol.

[reactztsc]

@silentglaceon better then this >.>

[silentglaceon]

@reactztsc i hated the potato song and this cucumber song...the one i like is the waffle song! yay!

~do you like waffles?~ ~yeah we like waffles~ ^ ^

[dalegrow]

I hurt myself while watching this!



[thepinkemo11]

...

[witijsbeer]

Cool, i don't know he was a cucumber ;o

[Djrenz100]

thumbs up if kane sung this song

[Eor104]

Lol

[TheMeganandniamh]

yes yes u are a cucumber !!! XD x

[kiddingcat123]

LOL



[trumpetplayergirl]

That was so smexii!

Hi annie!!!!!!

[Rubygirl372]

I'm a cucumber!!!

[TheEMOchickLOL]

i have offically fallen in love :)

[LittleMissHughes]

Thumbs up if you sang along:L

[Hdi6nuN38g]

Im a cucamber!

[Peacebird98]

i am in the weird song part if youtube again!!!

[Nanelya]

GREEN POTATOE GO BACK IN THE GROUND YOU ISNT RIPE

[Diamondgirl3100]

IM A CUCUMBER

[commeterchica]

i thought he was a green potatoe... awk

[superfunny430]

its not a pickle?

[mozzies2011]

what was the point of that? has to be the crappiest thing I have seen in a really long time!

[asneddon9]

DILDO much...

[bakedboy8]

brak?

[ozbozz3]

sick song



[AndersTheBossvTV]

Fuckin Awsome!!!!

[Billybeenuts]

does it come in a 10hour song???

[commeterchica]

whos neil dimond..

[ThunderHawk606]

@commeterchica the guy you just saw saying iiiim aaaa cuucumbeeer iimmm aaaa cuuuucuuuummmmbeeeer again and again.

[CharlottesBroken]

My favourite part was where he said: 'I am a cucumber.'

[xxbabycakes55xx]

those lyrics are so fast i cant keap up

guy:dude there was no lyrics?

me:there must of bin the potato was singing them???

[AnalLuxury]

EROTIC GORE CUNT!!!

/watch?v=Iv_4hvsN85A

ftw

[22februari1999]

nice song!!!! cucumber man

[xlovebugx00]

I'm almost positive he was a pickle.

[MissyFayse]

I think the lights might have been a little bit excessive just because the song doesn't have actual music to it. But the syncing was really great. You did a good job.

[Thekeek123]

Im in the weird part of youtube AGAIN

[KatieAnn710]

@Thekeek123 thats where the good stuff is

[RDragonsSlayer16]

@Thekeek123 this is the part where you ask yourself..."how did I get here"?



[rachiebabe2102]

HAH!

[icecreamcancer]

spoiler alert: the cucumber tells jokes and sings

[RaineDrop316]

He looks like a spotted finger... O_O

[lscizml]

That is one confused carrot...

[rontruthkillings123]

is he high?

[mrwerwolfy]

is he drunk :O

[StephInReverse]

anybody would think he is a cucumber :L

[coopersmith2]

am i neil diamond or what?

[jwdentinger]

i couldnt help but notice hes a pickle

[brindygirl1]

i think he is drunk?

[MsThehappyqueen24]

aww lol that is so funny

[bleachrocks11000]

IM A CUCUMBER,I'M A CUCUMBER,IM A CUCUMBER,IM A CUCUMBER,IM A CUCUMBER,IM A CUCUMBER!PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO A PICKLE FARM DADADAWDAWDWAWDWS

[yummysmoothie12]

im gonna have nightmares for a long time!

[MrEinPunkt]

what country did tht cucumber come from? deffo not cucumber

[tractors98]

im not a cucumber

[djjnnss]

OMG i cannot understand a thing he says in the first 26 secibds, lyric vid plz? XD

[34343reer]

i like it when he said cucmber

[TheDtwix]

In the end, Cucumber always end up in a salad.

[BankableLemur]

hes not a cucumber, hes neil diamond

[KalvinnHD]

uuuuuuhhhhhh.... download link ?

[justinbieber112341]

i love this cucumber

[mohmoLovesdogsxx]

go to my channale and watch m,y videos

[perfectlycute258]

I feel like pickels now >:D

[ThePieman1997]

@burningburney99 i love u

[Mellemsmith45]

I swear, When I first looked at it, I thought it was an apple!

[NannyDavis]

i like the part where he is a cucumber

[justinbieber112341]

creep

[KatieAnn710]

i thought he was a potato...

[wiccanXexodus]

@KatieAnn710 neil daimond?

[Bratzkidzloves]

wtf is he?

[alextn11]

THIS IS FROM SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST! THE SINGER IS BRAK :D

[cupcakesinstyle24]

i wonder what he is.. hmm

[jerpdafloopydoop]

Drunk alien dildo.

[SuperPhilliesBaby]

This is the best song ive ever heard in my lifee♥

[MrKanko111]

creeper lol

[Pehkokia]

He's a p

[Pehkokia]

You two guys need to stop screaming at each other

[xxDemonzOnXtasy]

This song....it reminds me of the good 'ol days...when drugs were legal, and cucumbers could talk...

[Thehunterjumperqueen]

well this wasted 43 seconds of my life. funny though

[Ruflcopta]

@Thehunterjumperqueen Oh like your life is so fucking important you can't watch a youtube video, get over yourself. You, everyone on youtube and I all know you had nothing better to do so you're just making yourself look like an idiot by posting that.

[Thehunterjumperqueen]

@Ruflcopta Nobody asked you to reply to my comment and no i'm not making myself look like an idiot. So obiously you have nothing beter to do besides being a bully and an asshole. And really was that nessassary? is your life soo boring you had to leave nasty comments? i feel sorry for people like you. Take your negative comments elsewhere. ooh and i almost forgot... FUCK OFF!

[Ruflcopta]

@Thehunterjumperqueen Excuse me sir, are you angry about my comment? Grow up and if you can't take an insult go watch some Nicktoons and quickly remove yourself from the internet.

[KirbyPeachFan40]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he's a dog... Right?

[flashgamer99]

lol turn on transcribe audio XD

[MsBubblewrapqueen]

omg. my life is complete

[megmegbutterfly]

that's beautiful

[TheBESTbeLEAVEit]

I don't think we should take him to a pickle farm

[Runehee555]

lyrics?



[rkuzniak1]

Every time I see something like this I'm reminded that it has to have been created by someone, and then I think what the fuck

[bleudancerr]

maybe he's a cucumber.

idk tho.

[TheNerdPickle]

no, your not neil diamond, your a pickle, just like your just said you were!

[wiicmario]

O dear,since watching this clip have not been able to get this song off my head,By the way my 10 month old baby loovveess this video....Thanks for posting.