The List: The 5 Weird Fact about Kim Jong-Il

[darkapaul]

someone give me a gun so i can shoot this mother fucker

[cawimmer430]

He's also very RONERY!

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

Ignorant people who laugh at 1:20

I bet half of them are christians who believe in a far more complex story.

[JustFunnyVids]

@COSANOSTRA2OO8 Everyone laughs at 1:20 are you for real? Fucking hell you need to have a word with yourself.

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

@JustFunnyVids are you christian?

[JustFunnyVids]

@COSANOSTRA2OO8 No.

[semperFi4ever100]

@COSANOSTRA2OO8 Yeah, but at least religion has got a bunch of pretty impressive persons. I'd believe it if someone told me that Chuck Norris was born under a rainbow. But that sawn-off, tiny, curly-haired, overweight dwarf who probably didn't grow an inch since the age of five is supposed to be a savior and have ended the winter? No way!

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

@semperFi4ever100 why would it matter how he looks

[411sorin]

i bet he like rebecca black friday song and keeps it playing on their state run radio. asshole!

[Volcomrider2207]

Hes always so damn sweet sour...

[BakhBiz]

I see no King Kong in this video

[bb33nnii]

so ronery

[ThePowerofThe0tak]

5. James Bond? Friday the 13th? He hates America yet he buys their movies.

4.What a wimp. So the supreme and powerful leader's weakness is flying? Where's your god now NK?

3. Isn't one place enough for a foursome?

2. Haven't you ever heard of exercise and healthy dietary?

1. I'd should have been there to throw him off that mountain.

[ELREndLondonRule]

@ThePowerofThe0tak And yet he could start WW3 in the space of five minutes if he wants to.

[StyrbjornStarke]

All hail kim jong the savior!! :)

[dulcefantasia15]

he hates americans but yet he watches hollywood films? ........ wtf? this guy is a hypocritical asshole. its because of him that north koreans are brainwashed... i feel bad for them.

[kalinga01]

what a fat hypocritical cunt.

[bamcis17]

I wish I could shoot him with my pistol.

[trezza181]

he ruvs Riz tayror!

[kaimeng191]

Cant stop laughing~~

[InvisioningSince93]

(I'm not trying to get thumbs up but this is what people should know)

The like bar presents the money Kim Jung Il puts into his military & nuclear arsenal. The red represents how much of that money goes to the people.

Fuck you Kim Jung Il. Don't blame all of the North Koreans, it's not their fault that he's doing this shit. They're just brainwashed into thinking he's god.

[phamjohnny11]

hahah i liked the first commercial about micheal phillips

[hirstboi92]

i was expecting No.1 to be his brother's death. When he was living in Siberia he had a brother, who drowned. Supposedly, his brother swam out too far in a river, and as he drowned Kim Jon-il pushed him under some more and watched him die.

[stevimated]

fuck you

[Bingbling16]

6. He's not there

[MrDeezi]

Its funny that they don't even know his blood type, but all those life details.

[XAVIXguy]

they forgot to mention how he loves michael jordan, yet hates americans

[XAVIXguy]

they forgot to put how he loves michael jordan, yet hates americans

[daybreakTrance]

Michael Jordan has been infected with HIV since 1991, he's still alive, the man must have the elixir of life coming out of his kitchen faucet

[DudeOnYutube]

@daybreakTrance I think you mean Magic Johnson

[TofeeTuff]

@daybreakTrance according to South Park legend, he sleeps with his money to get rid of it 0_0

[rampapa]

@crazyboyxx good point bro

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

Kim Jung Il was born during a DOUBLE RAINBOW ACROSS THE SKY!!!

[tllporto]

@TheBackOfTheBoat lol

nice one

[YanMcDanish]

I gotta say this guy is so funny, aviator sunglasses and now hes a ladies man.

[jackinsonjoy]

KIM disgraced marx

[simantov666]

this vid makes us a compliment

[Dagens24]

Now we know what the double rainbow means...

[Ievolovel]

@crazyboyxx The actual funny part is both peoples are scared in to believing... only N. Koreans are even more scared because their god to them IS real.

[CannibalTr0ll]

Double rainbow all the way!

[furrysega7]

1:25 IMAGINATION!!!

[Jh5kRadio]

Double Rainbow...

[haoqh]

@Jh5kRadio what does it mean?!?!?

[darkjay111]

He's a living Lucifer.

[tollymick777]

another fact: he's a midget fag!!

[SeventhSun]

@tollymick777

Stop spamming and just shut up. Jealousy gets you nowhere just because you are a loser and a nobody compared to Kim Possible.

[tollymick777]

another fact: he's a midget faggot!!

[McLarenF1God]

@crazyboyxx

No kidding. These people believe what they are told regardless of how ridiculous and irrational the story is. Like all religions, I am sure there are some N. Koreans whom never have and never will buy into this crap. Also, like all religions, it's difficult to shake off that mentality when these stories are presented to children for the better part of their development into adulthood.

[NarutoCuti]

5'3!? OMG I'm 3 inches taller than him!

[jackson123123123]

@crazyboyxx This comment is so win.

[terrorfalc]

@crazyboyxx

Word.

[patr1cksy788]

BADD ASSS HAIRR CUTTT.

[geoff1121]

he also has a 2inch penis coming out from his ass

[JustJealouse514]

@crazyboyxx

you cannot disprove the christian origin, be it true or not.

You can clearly disprove this little tid bit

[robheusd]

@JustJealouse514 Of course you can disproof the whole jesus storie, never saw Zeitgeist movie? The same story was told over and over again in history, all the same prophesy.

[SeventhSun]

@JustJealouse514

With wisdom you will know whether the the Christian origin is true or not and you can certainly disprove it when you know it isn't.

[CamelBallZee]

How to kill Kim Jong Il - Make him fly in an airliner while forcing him to drink non-alcoholic drinks.

[ozzy85d]

@crazyboyxx Respect!

[ropropper]

@crazyboyxx :)) priceless my man! good comment!

[M2rkB]

@crazyboyxx that's so true

[Profsportster]

That's one fat little turd.  One North Korean gets to eat, from the looks of that tubby runt.

[mrallcock]

more weird facts- kim jong-il has a tail and horns and is only 4'10 tall in his platform jackboots

[StevieFan85]

Haa what a cunt.

[joshkkv]

lol dont even lordvili, i like hitler. hes above this commi chink.

[xXRand0mnameXx]

the worst part is china is backing them

[kings531]

@xXRand0mnameXx china can't back em up now as we Americans buy hella shit from them. if they side with NK ( who do nothing for them). Americans would prob stop buying from them and china will lose trade and their economy would suffer.

[xXRand0mnameXx]

@kings531 do you honestly believe that? Right now china can almost do w/e the hell they want, and as for the US, there in no position to say anything to the country that is helping them with there debt

[goodboy6666]

long live my hero kim jong-il. fuck you USA pigs

[LordVili]

Kim jong-hitler

[Kingofeurope]

What a fucking asshole. He keeps brainwashing his people and lets them starve. Millions starve in North Korea every year, and he just keeps building his army and nuclear bombs. Fuck him.

[theaxelofrose]

But we must Starve!

[Gettinghitonattheban]

@Kingofeurope

There is no "Nation" without it's dogma and it's tyranny. That's is how a nation stays a nation.

[TomHutchins]

@Kingofeurope

To be honest it sounds like you have been brainwashed. Although i dont agree with anything he does, hes not as bad as the media portrays him.

Im sure i will also get a lot of thumbs down for this though :P

[KamuzXDriver]

@Kingofeurope yeah i agree... but at the same time, fuck america for starting useless wars everywhere...

[InvisioningSince93]

@KamuzXDriver If you're accussing America of starting this conflict you must be stupid. North Koreans fucking attacked South Korea in 1950s. UN stepped in & we were GIVEN the roll of protecting them and I'm glad we were. We wouldn't be there and there wouldn't be a fucking war to this day if Kim Jung Il didn't terrorize South Korea or continously threathen America.

[InvisioningSince93]

@KamuzXDriver Get your facts straight. We don't start the shit. Almost everyone mother fucking begs us to solve issues and the only part where it is our decision is when congress goes "hmmm ok, we need oil. so go to Iraq." Don't you dare blame the people. If you must blame anyone blame the fucking government for aggreeing to all of this.

[KamuzXDriver]

@InvisioningSince93 yeah sure, but still, you picked bush twice... omg...

[InvisioningSince93]

@KamuzXDriver Trust me those were the worst eight years of my life haha. Fucking hicks who wanted to see us destroy the Middle East voted for his second election. I hated Bush.

[KamuzXDriver]

@InvisioningSince93 haha... i guess 9/11 influenced people a lot when voting...

[LaneHacker]

Haha, that mindwashing twat, tries to create nuclear weapons and tries to get everyone in Korea to look up to him as if he was their father...

Threatened if they didnt? - Bet ya...

[koffiekpatcha]

long live the great leaders kim jong il and nancy pelosi and the people who worship them. Please vote for nancy pelosi as the new dear great leader of the DPRK after kim jong il dies. Thank you for your support. We can make this happen.

[animelubbor432]

ummm a joke right?

[koffiekpatcha]

@animelubbor432 Just like the banana phone dude.

[007toft007]

herrow

[t3ddygramz24]

i'm So Ronery =)

[koffiekpatcha]

rong riv de grate reeder ken jang el an de grate peepers ho riv en de nurt korererer.

[worldsavy]

cant imagine a guy like that with hot girls...

[Voodoofreak35]

He is such an asshole....

[Cheshirecat55]

@Voodoofreak35 but he's so cute, I want to pick him up

[SmileSwirly]

he'll fire a nuclear bomb at you if you do....

[haku155]

Read all this on Wikipedia seconds ago :D weird as fuck

[boikimvideos]

What a douche fucking bag.

[starvingspider]

Kim Jong,tommy,lommy,ding dong, what a faaaaaaggggggiiiiittttttt

[mghguy17773000]

I bet you most of the audience is not. They always bash christianity on that show you idiot. Stop assuming things just cuz ud probably be right when talking about americans)

[thejordan01]

0:36 those black sunnies of his are pretty cool lol

[aznpowerdaniel]

u noe he also perms his hair too??

and out of those 20,000 movies also includes daffy ducks movies

WHICH HE LUVS!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[TheyCallMeXiao]

he doesnt perm his hair. it's naturally like that.

[aznpowerdaniel]

idk dude

my history teacher told me tht lol

[chimpthepimp]

I watched his A&E biography which stated he killed his brother when he was child... sick-o

[TheInfamousTroll]

at least Christians have an Alibi saying that they're are a religion. Whereas religion is discourage in North Korea.

[wildboy789789]

religion is a tool used by the government to control peoples ideas

just so you know

organized religion is a plague

[Horsemanlogan]

Ok Karl marks

[wildboy789789]

oh... so im a communist? cool

no... i dont like dictators and i think anarchy would be retarded

but religion is still a tool

[sgk1967]

A strange cat from a strange country.

[Eidelmania]

The voice sounds like jon stewart

[scalisveal]

Die you fucking korean!!!

Scalabrine for life y0w!

[embrey49]

savior of North Korea? yes he is.. he has helped them SOOO much.. or not

[bunnasoo2]

What's weird is North Koreans WORSHIP this douche bag. Or maybe they do when there's a camera in their face. Seems pretty genuine though that they really mean it when they call him dear leader. An entire society based on Stockholm Syndrome?

[irishpownzor]

you would too if you were forced to have a radio on at all times blaring propaganda into your home... gets to you after a while...

[rtsoccerplayer]

lol born on the highest mountain with a star and a double rainbow???

oaky then...

[Raedan23]

beat that jesus!

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

Rick Simpson ... "Hemp Oil Cures Cancer"

Dr. Robert Melamede ... "Cannabinoids kill Cancer Cells"

Dr. Di Marzo ... "THC exhibits anti - tumor effects on various Cancer Cell types"

SETH Group "Herbal (THC) compound kills brain Cancer Cells - but not normal brain cells."

Dr. Guzman ... "THC can promote the autophagic death of human and mouse Cancer Cells"

Dr. Mechoulam ... "we gave THC oil drops 400 times to children 1 -13 years old with Cancer & prevented vomiting & nausea 100%"

[gwilli24]

Thats why it is illegal.

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

???

[southstar87]

finally somthing else than hockey

[lesmcluffalot]

Hey, an Hour segment that isn't about hockey. Thank you!!!

[freerefreshments]

DOWN WIHT CHINA

[DangerDickens]

LOL are you sure you meant China?

[gunner453]

It's funny that you insist on bringing up religion in a video that has nothing to do with it.

[ByronGiant]

I detect christian extremism.. hide the planes, shield your towers

[gunner453]

No I'm not a christian sorry. I just find it annoying when people bring up religious arguements in every facet of life. I really don't care about religion but I find it annoying when both religious and non-religious people get in my face about how god does/doesn't exist.

[cant1be1original]

the point is that they deify Kim Jong and that you find it ridiculous is that we find the claims your making just as if not more ridiculous

[rnb8220]

whoa, Dictators are interesting people until the corruption gets to them..

[James17930]

Yeah, this could be funny stuff, except for the millions and millions of people both suffering and dying beneath his autocratic boot.

Not really stuff that should be simply laughed away, is my point.

[duarius]

i thought the host said he wore platform shoes, not boots?

[h4z]

Damn, what a pimp!

[ameliabedelia99]

he's a disgrace to the human race, but the guy didn't have much of a chance...being told all that glorified nonsense about yourself since birth and being catered to every whim, will cause most people to act with conceit, greed, shocking disregard for the human beings around you, and a laughable inability to see yourself from the outside. shudder to being one of his female companions - i suppose the alternative is starvation or some other form of torture.

[SeventhSun]

@ameliabedelia99

You are scared and crazy. Who is conceited, disregarding humans and needs to see from the outside like you irresponsibly claim? And is that funny? Maybe you like to laugh alot.

It helps to understand that torture is used on the women who make mistakes and are also adamant at correcting them. Those equally worthless men out there are of no exception.

[ameliabedelia99]

@SeventhSun You realize your statement is incoherent?

[ameliabedelia99]

@SeventhSun Is this some sort of art project?

[ikegare1243]

@ameliabedelia99 its rlly nto this fault, he was brought up this way, he thinks its right

[Nskawtea1]

@ameliabedelia99 watch, i bet Kim sees this right now and sends a nuke over lol naah

[boopiie]

"...either he's that or a toy for girls" lol