Ned calls Japan

[650BD]

@1:52, the lady was speaking in Hindi (Indian language)! bit strange!

[djay00009]

the first guy was japanese, the second girl is Indian, she's talking in hindi, n the 3rd is japanese guy too, but why the indian chick ?? o.O

[davievtec]

Brilliant funny as fuk lol

[QuintonAdams3511]

OMG AHAHAHAH i cant even DRINK MY POP AHHAHAHAHA *drops it on floor* AHAHAHAHAHAHH XD

[SAVESWGNOW]

lol

[LocalRook]

bring your num-chucks or death stars and fix this!

[pg13superstar]

what japanese speaks french?

[SAVESWGNOW]

@pg13superstar for real

[ryan0ff]

@pg13superstar To my knowledge pretty much every country but the U.S. speaks french. I was just as surprised when i learned that some people in Africa spoke french.

[hArlEeyzWifEy]

ned ur beast



[WBTBWB03]

Lol funny as hell bro.

[USAdude30]

Wadda you a Japanese mini mouse.

[Chaser880]

LOL so hard

[socksumi]

Japanese girl thinks Americans speak french.

[gunny426plymouth]

haha i'll ride you like a Suzuki! 

[TheStaticage01]

Your wanna a funkin monkey massacre on your hands?

[catkiller60]

my penis got bit off by the monkeys!!!!! XD

[pehden]

Lol like karate kid 2



[Mr99xray]

he wants to know about efin monkeys why cant they tell him!!!!

[pizapizo]

hahahaha those monkeys are horny.haha

[BuildATurtleFence]

f u k u y o

[ryan0ff]

@BuildATurtleFence and the horse you rode in on XD

[88Thyra]

And that horse you rode in on .....

[BestRetardEver]

How'd ya like that, mr Miyagi? HAHAH

[viewerad]

this guy is going to give me a heart attack. this is too funny

[rjsshadow3]

hop in your rickshaw and bring your nunchucks or deathstars and get these monkeys

[flatblackstrat]

Ill spell it in american foo koo yo. Hahaha

[DonMafianChild]

This was the best one he made! I love Japan, it has hot women!LOL!

[superkickbuttman]

yellow skin just like you!!! lol

[robertc4smb]

LOL the girls sound like kids

[MickCorgi]

When was this show made?

That biting monkey in Ito city finally got caught in Oct 2010.

[Lokeydin]

I can't stop lauging HAHAHAHAH!

it took me 3mins to take a drink of water HAHAHAHAHAH!!

[kyuubisharinan3296]

i like japanese people there awesome!omg first japanese girl sounds hot

[sonicwingmode2]

@kyuubisharinan3296 same goes for Justin Bieber, I always thought she's a girl, but IT'S REALLY A GUY!

[kyuubisharinan3296]

@sonicwingmode2 what?! i never knew that!

[sonicwingmode2]

@kyuubisharinan3296 must be his gay sound, I wonder why girls like guys with gay sound.

[kyuubisharinan3296]

@sonicwingmode2 i know go to one of his/her/faggot videos and the comments are nothing but fangirls

[CaptainPlanet117]

Get the sushi out of your ears and listen to me!

[SuperGTAMythhunter1]

hamare paas faltu waqt nahi hai!!! and it was hindi true

that was funny!!!

[magnusblz3]

The japanese girl sound hot

[EastAsiandictator]

The Japanese girl was fucking with him lol

[deathmetalshredify]

Neds such a smartass, I <3 iT!

[Ometopada]

Fukha Yu oh.

[highonmethane]

Why was the Japanese girl talking in Hindi?

[rushfan227]

FUH KEW YO!!! you my baby daddy!!!

[AmberlyMeko]

LOL

Ooohh, I love the Japanese. <3

[Doctor699]

lol Fuck Uyo!

[ihateislam786]

FUCKISLAM

[Lootername]

"Foo-koo-Yo"

[bighairymanluv]

Ned for president....

[socksumi]

Mini mouse was not very kind.

[TheAdrian341]

I find it funny, because those japanese people didn't even understand what he meant. not like the mexican call to taco bell, the guy he talked to got pissed. lol

[erererer2]

lol moonkeys

[Penguinzcanfly]

how do you like that mr miyagi XD

[aahumada3915439154]

Fuk. (fõok)

[MyDragonfli]

fukuio

[Roamer117]

Ned is Aldo Raine of Japan!

[mitchinat]

geet in ur hondai or ur suziki and get down here with ur num chuks and ur ninja starts and take care of these god dam monkeys

[z370Toronto]

Gode' gu lo' le vwaaaa,,, it made my penis shape like evil tower....... lol :)

[artisticsabuko]

Meh, the only reason the Japanese sound polite is because it's a "Practice Matter" they basically do everyday .-., so they aint gonna cuss and shit like we do America-Style xD

[stonewall97]

@artisticsabuko Then later they cut off your head with a samurai sword. BANZI

[xXLordchaosXx]

LOHAH

[nerdy123456789]

my penis is shaped like the eiffel tower!!! lol roflmfao

[hammerheadrock]

i can not stop laughing!

[sorrowedpoet]

hahaha, karate kid 2

[TheDavequinn]

X RATED BUT LMAO

[LowLowSpinners]

1:53 the woman says: ''if i can't understand what should i say? eh, i don't have time to waste'' what a fucking bitch

[wuis33]

how do you like that mr miyagi LOL

[lildonut206]

Fuk Uio Whale!!!! Fuk Uio Dolpheen!!!

[yeshuahfullofit]

Godzirra bit my wife!

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

Take the sushi out of your ears and LISTEN TO ME!

Ned is sooo racist xD

[kaikincaid96]

I speak Japanese and this is real Japanese. I guess this one wouldn't be funny to be funny to everyone.

[DaCamel1009]

OMFG IM GETTING THE BIGGEST RUN AROUND SINCE Iowa jima

[Ayanami555]

Is there a place I could find a transcript of this one?

[BritishPatriot3]

nedson lol

[verdefull]

don't take it seriuosly..:)

[deniskneifeld]

bannana=yellow skin like you???stupid racism Yankee....stop WAR, grow up and read a book...damnit

[deniskneifeld]

if you would have any moral sense, you would NOTcall Japan on that way noob...

you was talking about your PENIS to a young kid(girl!) on the phone and think you are so funny????comon....... it's NOT fun to be a perfert and you should ask yourself what you would do when somebody is calling your daughter and talking about his Penis on the phone...grow up moron!

[JuSiNoO]

FUKUYO!

[89andyman]

lololol hilarious

[ColoradoSamurai]

My penis is shaped like the Effel Tower XD

[Darkarcane86]

stupid slant eyes

[666satanicliam666]

lol she got bit by a monkey in the ass lmao

[revoman16]

ill ride you like a suzuki haha

[ironbuddha108]

I've lived in Japan, and speak Japanese, and even though this had me laughing so hard I was crying and choking... it was still a pretty cruel joke on those Japanese people! Ned you are baka! (crazy)

[MickCorgi]

Fukuyo is pronounced as "Foo Koo Yaw", but make each syllable short.

[ironbuddha108]

CORRECTION: Its actually pronounced : "Fuu Kuu Yo"

[MickCorgi]

But Americans roll up Yo, like "yeaw!". That makes the sound in our ears kind of mocking the person. It should be flat draw, and each vowel very short, almost silent.

[ironbuddha108]

Mick,

You're right. Americans, unless they have lived in Japan, or had some Japanese lessons are always mispronouncing Japanese. From the easy words we use everyday, example..."Honda". If you say that like we pronounce it here... in Japan...they won't know what you are referring to. You see we say in the USA "Ha n da"...but in Japan its pronounced.."Ho n da" (like Santa's 'Ho, Ho, Ho"). Unless you are Japanese-American, everybody mispronounces this simple Japanese name. The same with 'sake"

[MickCorgi]

Yeah, you know a lot about Japan. My sister's friend Saiko had a hard time studying in Colorado because of her name. My Greek friend told me this English model in Greece named Philippa - Pippa for short - had to use pseudonym because "pippa" means "blow job" in Greek.

[ironbuddha108]

LOL Mick!!!

Take care man.

[MickCorgi]

Fukuyo san is an old fashioned name of a Japanese lady.

[Clarince1]

Say. Fuku you. For Fu uyo

[ThunderMetalHead]

death stars!!!! ROFL!!!

[nickrose83]

roundeye! lol...

[kranix01]

omg what radio station is this?!

[Matazaj]

Bubba the Love Sponge is on Sirius Satellite Radio on Howard 101 I think. He is also on Cox Radio stations WHDR-FM Miami (93 Rock), WHTQ-FM Orlando (96.5), WZLR Dayton, Ohio (95.3) and WDYL Richmond (Y101), along with Beasley Broadcast Group station WRXK-FM Ft. Myers (96 K-Rock)

[starfleet1993]

Bubba is on howard 101 at 3pm Mon-thurs and fridays are Sirius xm only at 10am

[kittyfool101]

93.1

[manthatlikeschicken]

monkey masacaer

[MrPhuckjew]

what kind of yellow? slanted eye yellow honey!

[utubefavorsdems]

LOL~~~~~~

[Bargadiel]

Lol reading the comments shows me nothing more than America.

[blastmastertv]

He didn't reply dumbass and maybe it is a joke so let the white guy have his fun and eat your eggrole

[mugenpower69]

hahahahaaha

[GuruDank]

i am ned son

[Beardiebreeder]

lol how u like that Mr.Miyagi?

[Dickstart7]

He is from Okinawa, not Japan.

[TheFinishlinesports]

fuckin racist choukoujeikou i hope you ask a Japanese for somthin one day an they do not give it to you

[pewter99chevyz71]

like a happy ending? I know those flat faced chinks love to give us white guys happy endings.

[TheFinishlinesports]

Fuck you i hope a Japanese man beats the hell outa your Faggot ass

[pewter99chevyz71]

haha ya right. Those slant eyed motherfuckers? Ya they talk big until their flat faces are flush with the fuckin ground. The good thing is they dont have to worry about you breakin their nose. instead i just break their whole fuckin face.

[TheFinishlinesports]

pewter99chevyz71 your sick please go get help

[mute754]

its a joke dumb shit

[TheFinishlinesports]

Fuck you Fag!! come say it to my face all SOCK YOUR ASS UP BITCH!!

[TheFinishlinesports]

all take your little piece a shit wooden board with 4 wheels on it you an the rest a these Fags call skateboards an stick it up your ass

[mute754]

hes just mad because hes Asian and has a little cock 8=D

[LucaviAD]

MY dick is shjaped like the eiffel tower! ROFLMAO

[Pabbicus]

Now how do you like that, Mr. Miyagi?

[bcgabriot]

unfunny

[tribunalfunk]

"Listen Sulu, you ever been bit on the ass by a monkey? Smarts pretty bad."

OMFG!! XD

[MickCorgi]

Shit I got a picture now. This is some kind of a fucking prank show! And the phone answerers are also playing in it.

It reminded me of one Fullhouse episode in which Michelle dials a random number on the phone that accidentally gets someone in Japan and she makes friends with the speaker. Then she habitually calls her friend in Japan by pressing redialing button.  Afterwards the Tanners gets clocked up an enormous phone bill.

[MickCorgi]

Why didn't this Ned guy call 119 to save his wife instead of ringing around irrelevant people? I don't think the city of Ito is infested by monkeys. It's more up north. Every time my overseas guests come to Japan I bring them to my favorite sky slope. There's a natural hot spring where monkeys gather and have a dip to escape from cold showy blizzard. So after ski we jump in the hot spa, massage sore muscles, playing with wild monkeys, snow's falling and it's heavenly! It's my secret escape!

[FrenchFriedPoop]

Lol those Japanese people on the phone were very nice.

[Rochardzorz]

Japs usually are very polite.

[FrenchFriedPoop]

Yup. No wonder their murder rate is about 35 a year compared to USA's 11000+ a year.

[AirborneRooster]

By Monkeys we mean..black people! lmao

[RotarFlow]

"ill ride you like a suzuki" hehehe

[JAISE1994]

FUCK UYO lolz

[crystalsdaddy]

yellow skin just like you

[TheMonoxideChild]

i have nunchucks :O they're fun

[rocksoliddude1]

japanese people sound sweet

[SpeedingStudent]

Having been there, I can tell you, they are the most gracious people on earth.

[Silas420Botwin]

don't think so i was married to one of those slant eyed bitches.....she no love long time

[SpeedingStudent]

I can see from your comment that the one who was broken in the relationship was probably you.

[btchdontyouever]

That's very true. I have often thought that if I had grown up in Japan, I would have turned out to be a LOT better than I am now...lol.

[SpeedingStudent]

Well, if you are not Nihonjin (ethnic Japanese), you will not be entirely accepted.

As a homogenous (sp?) society, this is to be expected, and lends to their great strength as a nation.

That said, yes, they are quite gracious. Japan is the closest to heaven I have ever been...well, with the ladies was truly heavenly, anyway. lol Japan was just bliss for me.

[reokiaz]

i love the end videos but this one is the worst...

[320iguy]

Foo KEy O

[320iguy]

'naners!!!

[Jcax]

Magilla gorilla lol

[joeyabam]

DEATHSTARS LMFAOO

[obagysan]

monkey masscre!  haha

[raazstone]

japanese mini mouse lol

[greydawn]

fucka you-o

[THEREDEEMER38]

this video is fucking hilarious.

[PropagandaPolice]

"You are wasting our time, and your time also."

Lol!

[ftpguy]

hahahahahahaha

[xXxELITExSNIPERxXx]

fuka uo

[diablo45661]

listen to me MONKEYS!!! lmao!!!

[DanBoGator]

Get your ass down here and bring your death stars hahahaha!!!!!

[IwantMYlambo]

ur cock is an idiot =D

[SK8Rfilms]

ned is the bomb and originated in my townw

[NoamTube]

what town is that?

[SK8Rfilms]

bradenton

[01SnakeBite]

damn swear he talk to everyone in japan lol about monkeys

[kungpao56]

"ill ride u like u like a suzuki" lol

[itubeToodles]

" because I'm a round eye?" LOL

[aphamd]

Not as funny as the real doll video.

[serenanocturna]

ITO, like the OJ trial. Mr Meeagi

[LargeHandgun]

Of all of these recordings, only the Japanese both dismissive and civilized. The girls figure him out in 5 sec, while the guy struggles to pierce the language barrier.

Comedy Gold!

[KaiXiSanSanSan]

Better words have not been spoken on YouTube.

[Metagamez]

yeah japs are alright.

[Loligager989]

you are a idiot the Japanese guy is messing with him talking to him like he is a idiot.

[neverhoodyn]

Never call someone an idiot when you don't know the difference between "a" and "an".

[volodenon]

shut up you guk, my grandfather spent two years searching for your grandfather. chink bastard

[w00dw0rm]

haha actually i'm British... We have a lot of immigrants over here and the guks are the only ones who behave themselves. the niggers and the towelheads run riot.

[ftbalhd1894]

u sure ur in america and not england?

lol

[beefcakes275]

fuck an oriental

[ShellyDrift]

"It's Ned-San" ROFL

too much.......

[Penopskot]

Dan your a moron if you can't grab a little fun out of it! Get a sense of humor.

[Rewipeslideass]

Listen Sulu!!!!!!!!!!!

[AirForcedude5]

i do

[ZAKK2332]

ned #1 son

[shadddey5]

was this on the howard stern show?

[josho72]

no it was on Bubba the Love Sponge show

[shadddey5]

it just sounded like the howard stern show sorry moving on