Metal Chef Episode 4 Pt1

[dexter1673138]

I want...your babys, here's my fb : dexter young , dont give  a shit who sees it go have them, then we eat them. metal

[MrAlaan97]

is a vegan black metal chef?

[ookami3380]

phahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

what the....hahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahaha shiiiiiiiieeethhh..hagagaggaha

[Hellhammerabadon]

The art of Trve Pure Fucking Norwegian Black Cooking

[ilikeboobsification]

Your theme song is Bongzilla! :D

[TheAaron87]

i bought some shopping today. the price resulted in £6.66........brutal

[indreadcold117]

ok i like to keep my mind open about different and offten strange ways to express ones self, all of that i understand but why would it b entertaining to watch some queer dude from the U.K. that has idenity issues cook bad british food? but thats just me.

[indreadcold117]

ok i like to keep my mind open about differint and offten strange ways to express ones self, all of that i understand but why would it b entertaining to watch some queer dude from the uk that has idenity issues cook bad british food? but thats just me.

[alkalinetrio751]

this is epic congrats my friend,keep rocking!and nice songs

[SlyGreg09]

What song is in this vid?

[tyrulvsson]

2:19 i wish they would serve your food that way in any restaurant.... i would tip them =p

[melissaMETAl17]

good!

[draconianhell]

You re fucking great...:) 

[IlphdarEilslyl]

aww hes soo cute hehe i wish he cooked for me!!

[TheHalloweenHead]

My hero

[nikki10114]

XD ahhaha omfg ur my hero :P

[Infowarrior1337]

Man, I wanna know where to buy that shirt with the 2 inverted crosses and the heart in the middle

[psicosombra]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD

[surgeofevan]

nice Monarch! shirt

[thegreatcreator]

does any one know the artist and name of the song during the ingredient food march

[kfant]

scroll sown a couple of inches.

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[Dimdez]

Now lets climb the Ethreal staircase of eternal weeping misery XD that song in that part is fucking epic :)

[Betrion]

@Dimdez whats the name of song and artist in that part?

[Dimdez]

@Betrion it's Amesoeurs - Bonheur Ampute >:] it says it at 3 31

[maciverandy]

@Dimdez what is that band when the people come out?

[kfant]

The song to the ingredient funeral march is "Warning - Watch from a distance".

[thegreatcreator]

who is the artist and name of the song during the ingredient food march

[usmcpandaface]

that was brutally awesome lol

[princessjunecake]

I love when they all step in with the ingredients!

ROFL!

[CheeseWithToastOn]

credit card failed lmao

[metalhead6699]

5:19 rofl.

[blackcrystalblonde72]

lol im in stitches x

[EwigesEis]

5:47 / 5.48 is hilarious!!

[kenpox]

6:10 -->**NOW WASH YOUR HANDS WITH A VIRGENS BLOOD** jajajajajjaaj Lol!! xD

[princessjunecake]

^_____^

[Sinytress]

this gives cooking a hole new meaning lol love it

[Norgrimm]

I don't know all these songs, but at 3:31 , when he is steppin' upstairs its the song:

Amesoeurs - Bonheur amputé

One of the best songs on earth.

Neige! You are a GOD!

[NIEKURvaikas]

::D

[4LeafClover4LC]

What is the name of each and every song used in the video?

[Patrick1176]

Ya I want to know that to

[TalonWolf]

Good to see fellow metalheads enjoying the art of cooking.

Nuthin' like listening to songs about mincing human flesh while, well, cooking mince.

[METALIST1989]

Whats the song at 2:07 ?

[METALIST1989]

okay, never mind that i found it, the song is "Watching from a distance" by "Warning", but now there's a new problem, can anyone tell me what is the song that plays when he climbs the staircase of eternal weeping misery? about 3:32

[zigz407]

Amesoeurs - Bonheur Ampute

[METALIST1989]

Thanks! Awesome song!

[chikita1315]

que clase de marica

[franciscano89]

5:45 lol!!!!!!!

[VideoNasti]

walking round in public with corpsepaint on is one of life's greatest pleasures! Fuck what those christians think!!! NORSK!

[Rock1213]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[BlackAndDoomMetal]

Haha I can imagine peoples' reactions at that grocery store as you walked by.

[raikou6]

Dude i saw some guys on Wal-Mart with Corpse Paint on, people just stared and some giggled. lol

[Nebelwald89]

warnig is great

[BakedJelly]

you guys are so sick HAHA, great!!

[MorbidGuardian]

XDDD He went into a grocery store with corpse paint! *is done pointing out the obvious*

[AngelOfDeath1897]

xD FUCKING GREAT!!

[satyricalbloodshed]

funny hahaha the ingredient carriers are so slow hahaha

[WilliamFoul]

We prefer Gold!

[Iansdaddy9]

Do black metal guys prefer debit or credit?

[SkwisgaarToki]

is it just me or does kragoth the barbarian look like toki wartooth from dethklok hahaha

[b3lurxxxm3duza]

ohh my goth!! ur right!

he,s a black metal vertion of toki!

[SkwisgaarToki]

i bet toki would look like that if he lived in norway haha

[BrightestBlackSheep]

yes that is some eternal weaping misery climbing.

[ItsGiannaaa]

BOBBETT

[denythyselfx]

best cooking show,

EVER!

[GardenGraves]

ahhh Amesoeurs is so awesome, this is freakin hilarious!!

[MJNNNN]

The song during the staircase part is...

Band:Amesoeurs

Album:Ruines Humaines

Song Title:Bonheur Amputé

It's a fucking great album. Listen to it.

[ministrybong]

it sounds like peste noire. i need to find it too

[matteous]

it sounds like mortifera, but then it could be celestia.or peste noire.. all the same singer

[marydead]

omg im in love xD

[BlackMetalTroy322]

This is hilarious!

[DarkArctica]

The Ingredient Procession song is:

"Watching From a Distance" by Warning.

I want to know the song on the Staircase of Eternal Weeping Misery, if anyone knows it!

[HelligUsvartWarrior]

that was funny with all the pallbearers in time with the doom metal

[crazyjakecuch]

whats the song at the binning?great video!

[kvicken2000]

pampers? lol

[Emily789]

and the song on 3:30?

[Emily789]

whoe's the song on the funeral\ingridians prosesion on 2:00?

[Gollumjf]

great. that dude is too funny

[timotje25]

why didnt he use the elevator xD

[Eck0o]

the name of the song from 3:30 please ? :)

[Metalrom]

AHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I love you.

[l2fake]

5:17 ... you are not true LoL!!!!!!!

[GothicJaime]

Jajajaja!! xD

[darkcorsair247]

whats the name of the song and that band that plays around 2:09??

[darkcorsair247]

nevermind i found it heheh

[necrofeo]

and wath is it?

[xXJillyBeanXx]

Watching from a distance - Warning. I believe =\

[dbqjoe]

This is awesome, and anyone who disagrees with me is a fuckface.

[1337guy101]

hey toki, no wonders you in such a crappy mood, you haves ladies tampons in your basket!

[Twwistad]

it was diapers

[iamheadbanger]

metalocalypse, the best

[AMDnewbie2005]

That's fuckin awesome he went to a real grocery store.

[ErikHeroin]

LEFTOVER CRACK SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BoarandTenia]

leftover crack are awesome. not as good as noctuary, but good enough, dammit!

[Nekron19]

that's a funny image, I think metalheads should carry boomboxes LOL!

[Nekron19]

LOL, ethereal staircase of eternal weeping misery??? Sheer genious! This was funny, I think more people should go out shopping with corpse paint on, it would be awesome!

[necronic666]

what song is this that is slow and around 2:30?

[BoarandTenia]

warning- watching from a distance. sooo bleak.

[necronic666]

thanks. Warning rocks

[skateweb]

amm its boooooring!!

[BoarandTenia]

Then never watch it again.Ever. Ever! EVER!!! AAAAAAAUGH!!! It's too bleak and necrotic for you!!!

[tearo]

Long live black metal pose

[GloomDoll]

I don't think this guy is stupid at all, hes trying to make people laugh. You people need to grow up, I bet most of you run around in your nickers dancing to the spice girls...especailly you guys. =] So thanks, your probably way more retarded. This guy is hilarious!

[cholocharile]

leftover crack isnt very metal

but the ethereal staircase of eternal weeping misery is hillarious

[MindsMirrors4]

hahahaha, i can see why those stairs are eternal weeping misery..

[eclecto]

3:30 wut's that song when he's going upstairs...sounds awsome.

[DWB]

Something by Lifelover, can't remember the name at the moment. Off the Pulver album

[eclecto]

thanks for the info! i'll try to get some of that.

[ConradoThePirate]

LMAO ethereal staircase of eternal weeping misery.

[realness1989]

what is the song in the very beginning?

[Goatsemen]

You're all going to hell.

[cuntcrush]

lusa5 is a nigger. GO TO HELL!

[sounirvalice1]

what is that doom metal song? anyone know

[Ipesinas]

if i saw you in the supermarket..you would've been raped. 0.0

[CO2laser]

HAIL METAL CHEF ^:)^

[waylonbloodskull666]

FUCKIN BRUTAL!!!! cook that shit up!!!

[Lusa5]

...dam he is hot...do they realy wear the make up all the time...cuz he looks hot with it on...most guys I see with t make up on I find hot ^ ^...and..what did he say at the end...wash your hands with Virgins Blood?????>.O...if he did...eew...o.o

[Lusa5]

omg I love this

[CCCGGG333]

metal heads are soo dumb lmfao

[waylonbloodskull666]

fags like you are dumb

[anallyfistedcunt666]

this is fucking pointless..you are dumb

[BoarandTenia]

sooo... why watch this again? if you don't like it, DON'T WATCH. that simple.

[redkinsfan08]

lol I have no idea why this is so funny to me.

[alcahaxed]

what a fucking jerk.

this guy is fucking retard.

[mexicorpse]

wath tha fuck is this shit

[Karlexus]

which are the songs, in order of apperance

[Darkssmile]

i'm boring

[topoffoodchain]

lol pwnd by yourself, btw metal chef rulez \m/

[Syreeenka]

2.30 - pls tell me what is the song??

[Pelican]

Warning - Watching From a Distance

[atheist0627]

hatecrewsix2, what's wrong with you? you want to die?

[hatecrewsix2]

regard le metal idiot

[nightofire]

Le metal idiot? ... Hey, mange d'la merde. :@

[metal666tibo]

Ehmmm not cock but cook!!!!!sorry!!

And....the ingredient's song is fantastic!!!!!!

[metal666tibo]

Metal chef rules!!!!!!!All metal fan must to learn cock from you!!

[thadon12]

HAHAAHAHHHHH

[scum25years]

最高！！！！！　from Japan.

[MikePwnsYou]

All Hail the Metal Chef! LoL!

[SlitYourGuts5989]

Amesoeurs, nice

[ohnoestehbanhammer]

Excellent work, I've been a fan since the first moment you crossed the wasteland of the garden. I've been grim posing my way along with the other episodes as well, but I just noticed on the last episode that you've lastfm bookmarked; do you have an account? Also, what's the name for that 2 second flurry of fury you use a few times? !!!Amesoeurs [ov teh ethereal staircase ov eternal weeping misery] FTW!!!

[concretewave72]

the 1 our later music is so grim n frostbitten n metal

[serdyukov]

Man, you rule!

by the way what was that song playing in 02:05 - 03:10??

[nitrovo]

I wanna know too. Reminds me of My dying bride.

Fucking hilarious video.

[wolfbane777]

It's "Warning - Watching From a Distance" off the album with the same name.

Highly recommended for anyone into old school doom.

[wolfbane777]

Oh, and btw, Metal Chef rules the divine!

Keep em coming, this is brilliant stuff.

[Lysergix]

wow, lol. i am well pleased how good this is! pleased you spent more time on this one. nice monarch t-shirt too by the way!

[octavia88]

But......WHY THE PAMPERS :S ?

[NicoBrunner]

Its quite random... Me and my friends, we have exactly the same belief of being grim and these things... For example the hand gestures and the type of movement! Haha!

Keep on cooking!

[Pelican]

which one?

[elves76]

these videos rocks:O omg so cool haha

[TheAnnihilator12]

Your best one yet, keep em coming!

[omnium]

Well done chaps!

[drowsy89]

THAT wAS FUCKING KVLT! awesome job, can't wait for the next one!

[Pelican]

Amesoeurs - Bonheur Amputé

[xxMorrissey]

What was the song which played as you ascended the frostbitten staircase of nekrodeathmortum?

[peeeing]

hahaa! i love the first part haha funny, metal chef is awesome you know... im -mercenary from your myspace, i added you 3 days ago i think.

awesome videos

[Pelican]

it was Watching From a Distance by a band called Warning

[UltimateUppercut6546]

This is the TRVEST KVLT cooking show ever. Keep it up dude. For the grim and frostbitten kingdoms!! By the way, what was that song that was playing when the mourners were carrying the ingredients?

[Rjmaal]

FINALLY!!!

[Bardgirls]

metal chef we love you,really but...how many stairs have you in your house???

[zZoiks]

Best metal chef yet

[Karnagoz]

Holy fuck, your house has a lot of stairs!

[Elegy]

hail metalchef!