Huh... okay... so I can see why people would be upset about this... Gotta say though, clopping business aside here, this is actually a pretty good song. Even if it was mostly meant as humerous I actually found it extremely touching for some reason. Just felt like it applied to me in some way (no! not like that goddamnit!), but yeah good song, good atmosphere, surprisingly surprising lyrics.
@imegachocohalic I'll help you. The mane verse is come into my den, let me here you cluck, you can be my hen and we can f-BWAHK a bite to the leg, it's time to play, baby let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
@wego7 i completely expected this, wat u talking about? if someone super serious did it like....... uhhhhhhhhh......... i got nuthin. cant think of a single serious brony artist. and thats why i love 'em.
I think I speak for everyone when I say this. Considering the epic melodies, the somewhat sexual vocals and the overall track, we all have the same response:
@thatguy3256 I drew him a terrible NSFW picture. I bought him Negaren's physical release for Christmas, but it won't arrive 'til after his birthday and I sent him stuff for Christmas anyway, so we'll say that's his birthday present. I'd make a song or something but I'm on holiday with no FL Studio D:
@VascusGaming Look for Rule 34 of ponies. That should help you with your problem. ;3
Pics, clopfics, it all exists for you to enjoy.
The gods do not condemn you for liking... exotic things. 83
Remember: As long as no real life sentient (able to feel) being is harmed, everything goes! (Note that real life chickens count as sentient, and that attempts do... things... with them are almost guaranteed to end in harm. So no touchy!)
My subconsciousness has heard this song probably about 200 times already as I left it on youtuberepeat while sleeping and I'm still not tired of it. Way too catchy.
@NFUS01 Normally I would, however I'm super busy packing for a holiday and don't have the time. The holiday is two weeks so uh, I'm afraid you're stuck with her. I wouldn't complain anyway :3
I'm listening to this on my 3DS, and I'm just wandering around in public with a huge grin on my face. This song is just so great, and so incredibly funny. People are probably wondering why I'm grinning like a maniac, and this song is the reason.
I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued... Oh man, this is my favorite song of yours ever along with "Maakit Stop" and your "Find a Pet" remix. That sax.
@TerraformGames I really hope I can get it out by this weekend since I'm going for a two-week break. I just have a lot to do as well as the album. I already got the tracks in order and (relatively) nicely flowing after one another a couple weeks back, so this song won't be on it. I plan to start a third full album when I'm back which will be more vocal-centric. That one will more than likely contain this song.
22nd time I'm listening to this. I've been sitting with a maniacal smile spread across my face for hours... thanks. Also, I'll be saying fu-bwawk for a few days now/
Those 17 dislikes...
Cluck you!
Xeddrief 1 day ago
The lyrics are kind of quiet and hard to hear except for the chorus. You should turn them up just a bit.
roushguythebrony 4 days ago
Forever disturbed.
bladiumdragon 5 days ago
Lol wtf these lyrics :D
guitarer99 6 days ago
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Great song cheeky and HILARIOUS lyrics with the sax as well! Omg that was maybe one of the best songs I've ever herd!
You Sir... Just You... Well done...
A1l7e1x7 1 week ago 4
I am in heaven. This is amazing /)^3^(\
TheBhsamurai 1 week ago
So clucking funny!
SharpBalisong 1 week ago 3
i can't press the like button hard enough!
PumkinMrPackman 1 week ago
That awkward moment where I first wanted to deny this song...and then I thought about it for a moment and well.....
justforme141 1 week ago
This song goes so well whilst you are reading Bittersweet. It's an amazing fic, I recommend it. A lot. GO READ IT. xDD
soso98662 2 weeks ago in playlist MLP Songs ~
@soso98662 Yeah... don't follow his advice. Bittersweet is the sadfic to end all sadfics.
roushguythebrony 2 days ago
@roushguythebrony no way. i just read that, and it's a great story. but not as sad as my little dashie.
osterianio 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
This song gets me ALL the chicks
kaithe2 2 weeks ago
SCOOTALOO! SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!
sonosacario 2 weeks ago 4
My pinkie pie figurine dissaproves... Its annoying how she looks the other way every time I listen to this :(
olivebates 2 weeks ago
This is the perfect Valentine's Day song.
JesseWQ 2 weeks ago in playlist Fan Pony Music 29
Hahaha! Oh you.
So much win.
M1cr0gr1d 2 weeks ago
The suits... they glow?
maddog5236 2 weeks ago
I like this song, I like silly songs like this and by Celestia's Beard it's catchy!
It's just a good song, no need to take it seriously.
randomtmcr 2 weeks ago 5
"Let me here you cluck, you can be my hen and we can f- BAWCAW!"
Oh you..
AnimeKitty202 2 weeks ago 38
@AnimeKitty202 laddergoat
SirGoldfish092 4 days ago
kinda wished the lyrics were louder and didn't get drowned so much by the music
arvideriksson 2 weeks ago
Definitely more catchy than Adam Sandler's "My Little Chicken".
TheCrmerry 2 weeks ago
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TheCrmerry 2 weeks ago
@Rhaegarion So if I get my tubes tied I'm not allowed to have sex anymore?
Panoptes100 2 weeks ago
@Panoptes100 Nah, I think that's not enough deviation from the biological reason for sex for him to feel it is wrong.
For SOME reason. *shrugs*
theuncalledfor 2 weeks ago
This is awesome xD ~
MissRoronoa 3 weeks ago
This is not creepy, it's cute. X3
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
Huh... okay... so I can see why people would be upset about this... Gotta say though, clopping business aside here, this is actually a pretty good song. Even if it was mostly meant as humerous I actually found it extremely touching for some reason. Just felt like it applied to me in some way (no! not like that goddamnit!), but yeah good song, good atmosphere, surprisingly surprising lyrics.
Daindeer 3 weeks ago in playlist General Mumble
@Poowis Maybe she thought she was doing something entirely else.
You: That was great sex we had there.
Pinkie: What is sex? I thought we were doing [insert something, that is not even close to sex, but pinkie does it in disturbingly same manner, here]
You: ಠ_ಠ
exalted40000 3 weeks ago
@PkmnMasterGold Lol accidental pony reference.
PkmnMasterGold 3 weeks ago
@imegachocohalic I'll help you. The mane verse is come into my den, let me here you cluck, you can be my hen and we can f-BWAHK a bite to the leg, it's time to play, baby let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
PkmnMasterGold 3 weeks ago
@PkmnMasterGold that's what i thought. i find it hilarious how the everything about this is! XD thank you!
imegachocohalic 3 weeks ago
Why are so many people disturbed? This song tells a beautiful story of a man in love with a pony dressed as a chicken!
StSwooper 3 weeks ago
This disturbs me on many levels.
*favorites*
cpPete993 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Poowis
i didnt catch half of what ever they were singing....could u post the lyrics somewhere? reading the comments helped me understand some.
imegachocohalic 3 weeks ago
@imegachocohalic Check the description, pal!
JozanGame 3 weeks ago
@JozanGame thanks you!
imegachocohalic 3 weeks ago
I hate whenever my phone rings and someone who picks up the lyrics just gives me an awkward stare. Oh well
PkmnMasterGold 3 weeks ago
A song about someone nailing a pink pony in a chicken suite... I must say... I like it .__.
I really like the song and the lyrics are cute in a pinkie kind of way.
is it wrong that my mind is making a movie out of these scenes?
camelman1980 3 weeks ago
@camelman1980 Of course it's not wrong. Why would it be? 83
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
at first i was like :I
but then i got over it :D
ropobipi 3 weeks ago
love that sax
AngryRaccoon1 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Poowis
My step-brother listens to this song 24/7 and sings along with it. Hes probably watching it right now... Hi Branden...
subwaytaco 3 weeks ago
wow i feel the same way about pinkie...general are you a mind reader?
swatteam1013 3 weeks ago
D: Do not want. This is incredibly unexpected seeing as its a General Mumble song.
wego7 3 weeks ago
@wego7 What... you didn't expect silly fun? Come onnnn, friend, it's all in good taste :3
Poowis 3 weeks ago 44
@Poowis What is he complaining about? And whats with the description? Did you do something new for this one?
olivebates 2 weeks ago
@olivebates Well, he wrote about fucking a pony in a chicken suit. If that's not "new", then...Well, fuck.
S3LLERY 2 weeks ago
@S3LLERY Oh, just that?... Meh, I can see why someponies would be disturbed by that, but Come onnnn.
olivebates 2 weeks ago
@olivebates Yeah. This song is really good, and the silly material makes it even better. People are just way too sensitive nowadays.
S3LLERY 2 weeks ago
@S3LLERY agree, thumps up.
olivebates 2 weeks ago
@wego7 i completely expected this, wat u talking about? if someone super serious did it like....... uhhhhhhhhh......... i got nuthin. cant think of a single serious brony artist. and thats why i love 'em.
Tohob 2 weeks ago
@osterianio Even though she'd probably be oblivious to what sex is. :P
exalted40000 3 weeks ago
@exalted40000 She seemed to know what she was doing.
Poowis 3 weeks ago 43
@Poowis dohohoho
osterianio 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Oh look, a comment that doesn't mention the lyrics or general subject of the song!
Ahem. I really enjoyed your inclusion of several audio clips from the show in a logical way.
thomasw011 3 weeks ago
Those are some pretty complex lyrics
DJMLPwn 4 weeks ago
"Let me be your egg that needs to get laid."
Really Mumble....really...
TehStumpeh 4 weeks ago 5
Everything about this song is catchy! The lyrics, the music! It's like sweet delicious morphine for my ears! Keep up the amazing work!
Twitchy717043 4 weeks ago
This really is just about the danciest thing I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.
osterianio 1 month ago
Mumble, you have been judged. And applauded.
pomogranite7 1 month ago
I think I'm coming down with a disco fever. I feel overcome with the urge to get funky!
seriousbees 1 month ago
@seriousbees If you need a stage, there's a table over there.
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
I like this a lot...it sounds very Daft Punk
SparklinWaterInc 1 month ago in playlist Music
@SparklinWaterInc I was thinking the same thing yesterday, but this is better.
osterianio 1 month ago
WOT WEIRD? this is Pielicious!
635574 1 month ago
Mumble, you NEED to make more songs that sound like this :D
TheRealSergentSiler 1 month ago
You know, like 80% of your songs are about Pinkie Pie. I guess you love her more than anything, just like me?
Uborpriest 1 month ago
I think this song has officially managed to beat Luna DreamMode for back to back listening. That is an impressive feat, trust me.
Tylendal242 1 month ago
@readtoasts rither nothings wrong with you or we both have the same problem which i guess would be insanity
omniocp 1 month ago
I first listened to this song thinking my mind was Freudian slipping all the words.
Nope, the lyrics are just like that.
ME GUSTA.
randomtmcr 1 month ago
General Mumble, please give me the lyrics! D:
I'm so badly trying to understand, what the vocals are singing! >.<
... is that your voice btw.?
MrZonalar 1 month ago in playlist International Brony-track Playlist
@MrZonalar Lyrics are in the description bud.
AgentofDiscord 1 month ago
I think I speak for everyone when I say this. Considering the epic melodies, the somewhat sexual vocals and the overall track, we all have the same response:
me gusta.
ChZ001 1 month ago
Stupid sexy chicken suit.
wiigcnds 1 month ago
a song dedicated to MLP about fucking a chicken...this is why i love this fandom
TheAbelinc2 1 month ago
I don't see any Scootaloo!
Darkforce2K 1 month ago
@Darkforce2K Dude!! that's sick, she is just a filly, no! bad brony!
1LTdaniels 1 month ago
@1LTdaniels I can't even understand the fucking lyrics anyway *lolwut*
What is it about?
Darkforce2K 1 month ago
@1LTdaniels Scootaloo equals chicken. Was his point.
Also, Scoots is SUCH jailbait!
Screw it, I AM attracted to her, and not ashamed of it, either!
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
nice job Mumble, I now have two new fetishes.
Pinkie in a chicken suit, and listening to this song over and over.
Jraiser786 1 month ago in playlist My Little Pony Remixes
Who else thought of More Than a Feeling?
Uxhenik 1 month ago
I listen to this for melody.
deldrinov 1 month ago
So General, White or Dark Meat?
AgentofDiscord 1 month ago
@AgentofDiscord Pink, and juicy.
Poowis 1 month ago 59
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PonyMixes 3 weeks ago
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DaKatphish 1 month ago
watcha doing for glaze's(wooden toaster [for the people who don't know]) birthday
thatguy3256 1 month ago
@thatguy3256 I drew him a terrible NSFW picture. I bought him Negaren's physical release for Christmas, but it won't arrive 'til after his birthday and I sent him stuff for Christmas anyway, so we'll say that's his birthday present. I'd make a song or something but I'm on holiday with no FL Studio D:
Poowis 1 month ago 3
@Poowis you are one generous friend
thatguy3256 1 month ago
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@Poowis you are one generous friend
thatguy3256 1 month ago
sex. in chicken suits.
fipplefluteman 1 month ago
@fipplefluteman quite.
HappyTissues 1 month ago in playlist Songs of Equestria
I return everyday to listen to this song. So addicting.......WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!
ReadToasts 1 month ago
@ReadToasts Nothing! 83
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
>Come into my den
>Let me hear you cluck
>You can be my hen
>And we can fuck
so catchy!
Ditto428 1 month ago
You can be my hen, and we can fBCAWWWK
Furyhunter 1 month ago in playlist Pony Music
General Mumble, don't ever change :P
SonicRatchet 1 month ago
This is easily my new fav song!
The beat and tune, not too fast like most pony artists now days, but not to slow that it makes me want to fall alseep.
The lyrics are in great sync with the tunes which give it that much more rhythm.
And them lyrics...so much sexual innuendo, I LOVE IT!
RandomPinkPie 1 month ago
Those lyrics caught me off-guard big time... nice work, General :D
DementedStudios9007 1 month ago
Chicken Pinkie, Y U SO SEXY? Oh gods I'm so confused halp me.
VascusGaming 1 month ago
@VascusGaming Look for Rule 34 of ponies. That should help you with your problem. ;3
Pics, clopfics, it all exists for you to enjoy.
The gods do not condemn you for liking... exotic things. 83
Remember: As long as no real life sentient (able to feel) being is harmed, everything goes! (Note that real life chickens count as sentient, and that attempts do... things... with them are almost guaranteed to end in harm. So no touchy!)
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
12 people are normal =S
CodeRarity 1 month ago
@Poowis you just made my eternity!!!!
HEYLOOKITSMEEE 1 month ago
this is my new anthem!!!! no words can describe!
HEYLOOKITSMEEE 1 month ago
Is there an instrumental version to this? Can there be one? I really love this beat.
PlayingWithMahWii 1 month ago
@PlayingWithMahWii Yep, updated description with it!
Poowis 1 month ago
@Poowis Wow that was quick. Thanks!
PlayingWithMahWii 1 month ago
love this fucking song.
TheRealWyldfyr 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The egg at the end...when will it hatch?
Rambokirby 1 month ago
OH MY GOD, these lyrics are so entertaining they HAVE to be some sort of sin ^_^
Werewoofy 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Werewoofy Of course they are, but who cares? Yahweh left this universe a looong time ago.
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
Oh my god this is hilarious, along with being a very skillful piece of music, dat sax man.
BashinSkullz 1 month ago 3
This is the funniest shit ever!
AlexanderLeatha 1 month ago
I just started listening to the lyrics.... The fuck?
naruto12345678912 1 month ago
@naruto12345678912 Me too man.
AlexanderLeatha 1 month ago
the first time i watch this i was like :D WOOT! great...then I heard what he was saying... D:
MrCody2600 1 month ago
Me clucksta
Fideedle 1 month ago
HOW IS THIS GETTING SO MANY VIEWS YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
I love you all.
Poowis 1 month ago 85
@Poowis <3
GlowyPie 1 month ago
@Poowis Sick is only the belief that we are sick for liking this.
It is a widespread memetic infection that needs to be finally cured.
theuncalledfor 3 weeks ago
@Poowis
i dont think that they realize the lyrics untill they read them, like i did xD
XbabadooX 1 month ago
My subconsciousness has heard this song probably about 200 times already as I left it on youtuberepeat while sleeping and I'm still not tired of it. Way too catchy.
GlowyPie 1 month ago
@GlowyPie Agreed.
AlexanderLeatha 1 month ago
Did anyone else see that egg at the end...?
AppleWolfie 1 month ago
lol. this made my day XD
bubblytea32 1 month ago
Twilight: General Mumble, you're a GENUIS! You: No I'm not, I'm more than a chicken!
CaseySloan1 1 month ago
wow......my random reply is top comment
boboe66 1 month ago
y u no have 1 billion views?!?!
TIgerCody1 1 month ago
Oh my... I just actually paid attention to the lyrics...
DarkFlame7755 1 month ago
this song its so awesome
Danycord100 1 month ago
It's catchy,,,, but I don't even...
BronyRS 1 month ago
Inb4 Clop-Fics
AgentofDiscord 1 month ago
Not a good song to get stuck in your head. I have to catch myself from singing the lyrics out loud in public.
ErosionXperment 1 month ago
good gravy!
egadaway 1 month ago
Will you be making an instrumental version of this too.
Love the quirkiness of this song, defiantly something different, in a good way :)
NFUS01 1 month ago 7
@NFUS01 Sure, if I find the time over the next couple of days!
Poowis 1 month ago
@Poowis Also thank you!
Poowis 1 month ago
@Poowis
Cool, let me know if you do it :)
NFUS01 1 month ago
@NFUS01 Done! Description updated.
Poowis 1 month ago
@Poowis
....Not to be picky, but could you also remove the sample at 1:15 - 1:16 of Twilight?
Hate to do this to you, but thought i'd throw this out there, much appreciated.
Thanks
NFUS01 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@NFUS01 Normally I would, however I'm super busy packing for a holiday and don't have the time. The holiday is two weeks so uh, I'm afraid you're stuck with her. I wouldn't complain anyway :3
Poowis 1 month ago
@Poowis
That's cool, just thought i'd ask.
Love the style of the song, can't really put a genre to it :)
NFUS01 1 month ago
@Poowis What are the chances that you do something with the new Derpy Lines...?
Pretty pleeease.
DerOrk 1 month ago
@DerOrk I could try something. Though it'll have to wait until I'm back from vacation.
Poowis 1 month ago
I'm listening to this on my 3DS, and I'm just wandering around in public with a huge grin on my face. This song is just so great, and so incredibly funny. People are probably wondering why I'm grinning like a maniac, and this song is the reason.
Tylendal242 1 month ago
The genius of the General strikes again!
airfeu 1 month ago
I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued... Oh man, this is my favorite song of yours ever along with "Maakit Stop" and your "Find a Pet" remix. That sax.
SoGreatandPowerful 1 month ago
General Mumble comes up with the fucking best lyrics ever.
SynthCrescendo 1 month ago
#speechless. more epic songs like this :D
RealDerpyHooves 1 month ago
That's hilarious!! :D
markusthut 1 month ago
this is hilarious. thank you my good sir for making this work of art!
bradleyakp 1 month ago
I think this is the best song in the fucking world.
bodachousman 1 month ago
This song and Gator in the Tub are two of my all-time favorite pony songs. I wonder what that says about me?
raybob11 1 month ago
@raybob11 i loved gator in the tub. (and ofc i love this if i keep coming back to it)
Tohob 1 month ago
Why is it every time I read your channel name, I read it as POOTIS?
rathalos7597 1 month ago
that blue pony with the yellow hair I see in your videos, is that suppose to your pony persona?
magnum1165 1 month ago
@magnum1165 Yes. Yes it is.
Poowis 1 month ago 13
@Poowis
original character donut steel
Rachman1337 1 month ago
oh god... this song makes me cry now that I know what it's about
Jraiser786 1 month ago
i love this song even though it has 'odd' lyrics do you know when you will release your next album ?
TerraformGames 1 month ago
@TerraformGames I really hope I can get it out by this weekend since I'm going for a two-week break. I just have a lot to do as well as the album. I already got the tracks in order and (relatively) nicely flowing after one another a couple weeks back, so this song won't be on it. I plan to start a third full album when I'm back which will be more vocal-centric. That one will more than likely contain this song.
Poowis 1 month ago
I didn't realize what this was saying until the second time through, and then I was like, wait, WHAT
CodeRarity 1 month ago
Pinkie Pie you'r a genius !
No I'm not, I'm a chicken !
Wetrix300 1 month ago
@Wetrix300 BWAACK!! :D
JsKingBoo 1 month ago
That's one way to ship yourself with Pinkie, I suppose.
GlowyPie 1 month ago
"Baby let me be your egg
That needs to get laid "
Genius xD
Octaviaequalsawesome 1 month ago
22nd time I'm listening to this. I've been sitting with a maniacal smile spread across my face for hours... thanks. Also, I'll be saying fu-bwawk for a few days now/
Daminationz 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Reminds me of Beyond Her Garden.
ChipsWithYourGrease 1 month ago
Your lyrics are awesome even if they creep me out, I love the beat and the clucks! Right in my favorites
TheForeverBrony 1 month ago
This is EPIC! My new favourite! The music, the lyrics, and the *QUAK* sound instead of f.ck :DDD
DeejayPaPii 1 month ago
The lyrics are just genius :D
TheEclipsed1234 1 month ago 34
the lyrics are so awesome xD
Gaarott 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos