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  • Those 17 dislikes...

    Cluck you!

  • The lyrics are kind of quiet and hard to hear except for the chorus. You should turn them up just a bit.

  • Forever disturbed.

  • Lol wtf these lyrics :D

  • THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Great song cheeky and HILARIOUS lyrics with the sax as well! Omg that was maybe one of the best songs I've ever herd!

    You Sir... Just You... Well done...

  • I am in heaven. This is amazing /)^3^(\

  • So clucking funny!

  • i can't press the like button hard enough!

  • That awkward moment where I first wanted to deny this song...and then I thought about it for a moment and well.....

  • This song goes so well whilst you are reading Bittersweet. It's an amazing fic, I recommend it. A lot. GO READ IT. xDD

  • @soso98662 Yeah... don't follow his advice. Bittersweet is the sadfic to end all sadfics.

  • @roushguythebrony no way. i just read that, and it's a great story. but not as sad as my little dashie.

  • This song gets me ALL the chicks

  • SCOOTALOO! SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!

  • My pinkie pie figurine dissaproves... Its annoying how she looks the other way every time I listen to this :(

  • This is the perfect Valentine's Day song.

  • Hahaha! Oh you.

    So much win.

  • The suits... they glow?

  • I like this song, I like silly songs like this and by Celestia's Beard it's catchy!

    It's just a good song, no need to take it seriously.

  • "Let me here you cluck, you can be my hen and we can f- BAWCAW!"

    Oh you..

  • @AnimeKitty202 laddergoat

  • kinda wished the lyrics were louder and didn't get drowned so much by the music

  • Definitely more catchy than Adam Sandler's "My Little Chicken".

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  • @Rhaegarion So if I get my tubes tied I'm not allowed to have sex anymore?

  • @Panoptes100 Nah, I think that's not enough deviation from the biological reason for sex for him to feel it is wrong.

    For SOME reason. *shrugs*

  • This is awesome xD ~

  • This is not creepy, it's cute. X3

  • Huh... okay... so I can see why people would be upset about this... Gotta say though, clopping business aside here, this is actually a pretty good song. Even if it was mostly meant as humerous I actually found it extremely touching for some reason. Just felt like it applied to me in some way (no! not like that goddamnit!), but yeah good song, good atmosphere, surprisingly surprising lyrics.

  • @Poowis Maybe she thought she was doing something entirely else.

    You: That was great sex we had there.

    Pinkie: What is sex? I thought we were doing [insert something, that is not even close to sex, but pinkie does it in disturbingly same manner, here]

    You: ಠ_ಠ

  • @PkmnMasterGold Lol accidental pony reference.

  • @imegachocohalic I'll help you. The mane verse is come into my den, let me here you cluck, you can be my hen and we can f-BWAHK a bite to the leg, it's time to play, baby let me be your egg that needs to get laid.

  • @PkmnMasterGold that's what i thought. i find it hilarious how the everything about this is! XD thank you!

  • Why are so many people disturbed? This song tells a beautiful story of a man in love with a pony dressed as a chicken!

  • This disturbs me on many levels.

    *favorites*

  • i didnt catch half of what ever they were singing....could u post the lyrics somewhere? reading the comments helped me understand some.

  • @imegachocohalic Check the description, pal!

  • @JozanGame thanks you!

  • I hate whenever my phone rings and someone who picks up the lyrics just gives me an awkward stare. Oh well

  • A song about someone nailing a pink pony in a chicken suite... I must say... I like it .__.

    I really like the song and the lyrics are cute in a pinkie kind of way.

    is it wrong that my mind is making a movie out of these scenes?

  • @camelman1980 Of course it's not wrong. Why would it be? 83

  • at first i was like :I

    but then i got over it :D

  • love that sax

  • My step-brother listens to this song 24/7 and sings along with it. Hes probably watching it right now... Hi Branden...

  • wow i feel the same way about pinkie...general are you a mind reader?

  • D: Do not want. This is incredibly unexpected seeing as its a General Mumble song.

  • @wego7 What... you didn't expect silly fun? Come onnnn, friend, it's all in good taste :3

  • @Poowis What is he complaining about? And whats with the description? Did you do something new for this one?

  • @olivebates Well, he wrote about fucking a pony in a chicken suit. If that's not "new", then...Well, fuck.

  • @S3LLERY Oh, just that?... Meh, I can see why someponies would be disturbed by that, but Come onnnn.

  • @olivebates Yeah. This song is really good, and the silly material makes it even better. People are just way too sensitive nowadays.

  • @S3LLERY agree, thumps up.

  • @wego7 i completely expected this, wat u talking about? if someone super serious did it like....... uhhhhhhhhh......... i got nuthin. cant think of a single serious brony artist. and thats why i love 'em.

  • @osterianio Even though she'd probably be oblivious to what sex is. :P

  • @exalted40000 She seemed to know what she was doing.

  • @Poowis dohohoho

  • Oh look, a comment that doesn't mention the lyrics or general subject of the song!

    Ahem. I really enjoyed your inclusion of several audio clips from the show in a logical way.

  • Those are some pretty complex lyrics

  • "Let me be your egg that needs to get laid."

    Really Mumble....really...

  • Everything about this song is catchy! The lyrics, the music! It's like sweet delicious morphine for my ears! Keep up the amazing work!

  • This really is just about the danciest thing I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.

  • Mumble, you have been judged. And applauded.

  • I think I'm coming down with a disco fever. I feel overcome with the urge to get funky!

  • @seriousbees If you need a stage, there's a table over there.

  • I like this a lot...it sounds very Daft Punk

  • @SparklinWaterInc I was thinking the same thing yesterday, but this is better.

  • WOT WEIRD? this is Pielicious!

  • Mumble, you NEED to make more songs that sound like this :D

  • You know, like 80% of your songs are about Pinkie Pie. I guess you love her more than anything, just like me?

  • I think this song has officially managed to beat Luna DreamMode for back to back listening. That is an impressive feat, trust me.

  • @readtoasts rither nothings wrong with you or we both have the same problem which i guess would be insanity

  • I first listened to this song thinking my mind was Freudian slipping all the words.

    Nope, the lyrics are just like that.

    ME GUSTA.

  • General Mumble, please give me the lyrics! D:

    I'm so badly trying to understand, what the vocals are singing! >.<

    ... is that your voice btw.?

  • @MrZonalar Lyrics are in the description bud.

  • I think I speak for everyone when I say this. Considering the epic melodies, the somewhat sexual vocals and the overall track, we all have the same response:

    me gusta.

  • Stupid sexy chicken suit.

  • a song dedicated to MLP about fucking a chicken...this is why i love this fandom

  • I don't see any Scootaloo!

  • @Darkforce2K Dude!! that's sick, she is just a filly, no! bad brony!

  • @1LTdaniels I can't even understand the fucking lyrics anyway *lolwut*

    What is it about?

  • @1LTdaniels Scootaloo equals chicken. Was his point.

    Also, Scoots is SUCH jailbait!

    Screw it, I AM attracted to her, and not ashamed of it, either!

  • nice job Mumble, I now have two new fetishes.

    Pinkie in a chicken suit, and listening to this song over and over.

  • Who else thought of More Than a Feeling?

  • I listen to this for melody.

  • So General, White or Dark Meat?

  • @AgentofDiscord Pink, and juicy.

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  • watcha doing for glaze's(wooden toaster [for the people who don't know]) birthday

  • @thatguy3256 I drew him a terrible NSFW picture. I bought him Negaren's physical release for Christmas, but it won't arrive 'til after his birthday and I sent him stuff for Christmas anyway, so we'll say that's his birthday present. I'd make a song or something but I'm on holiday with no FL Studio D:

  • @Poowis you are one generous friend

  • sex. in chicken suits.

  • @fipplefluteman quite.

  • I return everyday to listen to this song. So addicting.......WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!

  • @ReadToasts Nothing! 83

  • >Come into my den

    >Let me hear you cluck

    >You can be my hen

    >And we can fuck

    so catchy!

  • You can be my hen, and we can fBCAWWWK

  • General Mumble, don't ever change :P

  • This is easily my new fav song!

    The beat and tune, not too fast like most pony artists now days, but not to slow that it makes me want to fall alseep.

    The lyrics are in great sync with the tunes which give it that much more rhythm.

    And them lyrics...so much sexual innuendo, I LOVE IT!

  • Those lyrics caught me off-guard big time... nice work, General :D

  • Chicken Pinkie, Y U SO SEXY? Oh gods I'm so confused halp me.

  • @VascusGaming Look for Rule 34 of ponies. That should help you with your problem. ;3

    Pics, clopfics, it all exists for you to enjoy.

    The gods do not condemn you for liking... exotic things. 83

    Remember: As long as no real life sentient (able to feel) being is harmed, everything goes! (Note that real life chickens count as sentient, and that attempts do... things... with them are almost guaranteed to end in harm. So no touchy!)

  • 12 people are normal =S

  • @Poowis you just made my eternity!!!!

  • this is my new anthem!!!! no words can describe!

  • Is there an instrumental version to this? Can there be one? I really love this beat.

  • @PlayingWithMahWii Yep, updated description with it!

  • @Poowis Wow that was quick. Thanks!

  • love this fucking song.

  • The egg at the end...when will it hatch?

  • OH MY GOD, these lyrics are so entertaining they HAVE to be some sort of sin ^_^

  • @Werewoofy Of course they are, but who cares? Yahweh left this universe a looong time ago.

  • Oh my god this is hilarious, along with being a very skillful piece of music, dat sax man.

  • This is the funniest shit ever!

  • I just started listening to the lyrics.... The fuck?

  • @naruto12345678912 Me too man.

  • the first time i watch this i was like :D WOOT! great...then I heard what he was saying... D:

  • Me clucksta

    

  • HOW IS THIS GETTING SO MANY VIEWS YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

    I love you all.

  • @Poowis <3

  • @Poowis Sick is only the belief that we are sick for liking this.

    It is a widespread memetic infection that needs to be finally cured.

  • @Poowis

    i dont think that they realize the lyrics untill they read them, like i did xD

  • My subconsciousness has heard this song probably about 200 times already as I left it on youtuberepeat while sleeping and I'm still not tired of it. Way too catchy.

  • @GlowyPie Agreed.

  • Did anyone else see that egg at the end...?

  • lol. this made my day XD

  • Twilight: General Mumble, you're a GENUIS! You: No I'm not, I'm more than a chicken!

  • wow......my random reply is top comment

  • y u no have 1 billion views?!?!

  • Oh my... I just actually paid attention to the lyrics...

  • this song its so awesome

  • It's catchy,,,, but I don't even...

  • Inb4 Clop-Fics

  • Not a good song to get stuck in your head. I have to catch myself from singing the lyrics out loud in public.

  • good gravy!

  • Will you be making an instrumental version of this too.

    Love the quirkiness of this song, defiantly something different, in a good way :)

  • @NFUS01 Sure, if I find the time over the next couple of days!

  • @Poowis Also thank you!

  • @Poowis

    Cool, let me know if you do it :)

  • @NFUS01 Done! Description updated.

  • @Poowis

    ....Not to be picky, but could you also remove the sample at 1:15 - 1:16 of Twilight?

    Hate to do this to you, but thought i'd throw this out there, much appreciated.

    Thanks

  • @NFUS01 Normally I would, however I'm super busy packing for a holiday and don't have the time. The holiday is two weeks so uh, I'm afraid you're stuck with her. I wouldn't complain anyway :3

  • @Poowis

    That's cool, just thought i'd ask.

    Love the style of the song, can't really put a genre to it :)

  • @Poowis What are the chances that you do something with the new Derpy Lines...?

    Pretty pleeease.

  • @DerOrk I could try something. Though it'll have to wait until I'm back from vacation.

  • I'm listening to this on my 3DS, and I'm just wandering around in public with a huge grin on my face. This song is just so great, and so incredibly funny. People are probably wondering why I'm grinning like a maniac, and this song is the reason.

  • The genius of the General strikes again!

  • I've cooked up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued... Oh man, this is my favorite song of yours ever along with "Maakit Stop" and your "Find a Pet" remix. That sax.

  • General Mumble comes up with the fucking best lyrics ever.

  • #speechless. more epic songs like this :D

  • That's hilarious!! :D

  • this is hilarious. thank you my good sir for making this work of art!

  • I think this is the best song in the fucking world.

  • This song and Gator in the Tub are two of my all-time favorite pony songs. I wonder what that says about me?

  • @raybob11 i loved gator in the tub. (and ofc i love this if i keep coming back to it)

  • Why is it every time I read your channel name, I read it as POOTIS?

  • that blue pony with the yellow hair I see in your videos, is that suppose to your pony persona?

  • @magnum1165 Yes. Yes it is.

  • @Poowis

    original character donut steel

  • oh god... this song makes me cry now that I know what it's about

  • i love this song even though it has 'odd' lyrics do you know when you will release your next album ?

  • @TerraformGames I really hope I can get it out by this weekend since I'm going for a two-week break. I just have a lot to do as well as the album. I already got the tracks in order and (relatively) nicely flowing after one another a couple weeks back, so this song won't be on it. I plan to start a third full album when I'm back which will be more vocal-centric. That one will more than likely contain this song.

  • I didn't realize what this was saying until the second time through, and then I was like, wait, WHAT

  • Pinkie Pie you'r a genius !

    No I'm not, I'm a chicken !

  • @Wetrix300 BWAACK!! :D

  • That's one way to ship yourself with Pinkie, I suppose.

  • "Baby let me be your egg

    That needs to get laid "

    Genius xD

  • 22nd time I'm listening to this. I've been sitting with a maniacal smile spread across my face for hours... thanks. Also, I'll be saying fu-bwawk for a few days now/

  • Reminds me of Beyond Her Garden.

  • Your lyrics are awesome even if they creep me out, I love the beat and the clucks! Right in my favorites

  • This is EPIC! My new favourite! The music, the lyrics, and the *QUAK* sound instead of f.ck :DDD

  • The lyrics are just genius :D

  • the lyrics are so awesome xD