Top 10 Weirdest Diseases

[icantremembernumbers]

Morgellons disease 

[birdyblair]

My first Vlogbrotheer video.

[HauntedTexasHunters]

JRA- juvenile rheumatoid arthritis- makes your joints hurt real bad

[Farfromhere001]

An interesting historical note is that slaves from Africa when being transported with Nutmeg would break into the crates and eat the Nutmeg for it's intoxicating and euphoric properties to ease their pain and depression of being stolen from their home and enslaved. A very sad but true story.

[Farfromhere001]

Dude Nutmeg or Myristica fragrans is not a weird disease it is an intoxicant, a medicine and a spice. It has a very long history of human usage and taken in the proper dose is a fairly enjoyable high, just don't take too much folks! BTW you need the whole, ungrounded, fresh Nutmeg for the full effect, not the pre-ground stuff. Grind the whole Nutmeg JUST before usage! An interesting historical note is that slaves from Africa when being transported with Nutmeg would break into the crates and...

[zeldafandude99]

What about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconosis

Its a lung disease.

[Sakura81796]

@switchboxgirl me too!



[smokinjo311]

I have ADD. (attention dephacite disorder) I have to take pills for it.

[Abiding1nHim]

Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva - your tissue turns to bone.

[XionixZTV]

Why the heck would you cheat on a water nymph? Aren't they supposed to be like awesome?

[lilmantothemax2]

progeria

[SilentNightmarePro]

I have the "I know Mark DeGenova" disease. It is a terrible sickness in which after spending time with said person, you become addicted to technology!

[emilyjello]

Eboyla, weirdest one for me, look it up :D

[garoofiya]

The blue man didn't have a silver-rich diet. He intentionally injected himself with colloidal silver to treat his dermatitis without going to the doctor. He also drank the substance and rubbed it into his skin on a regular basis. He was an idiot with a common skin condition (basically a glorified rash) who experimented on his own and turned his skin blue. Have I mentioned that colloidal silver isn't FDA approved, and is known to be unsafe. Not a weird disease, just stupidity.

[trs24june]

Nutmeg can cause hallucination ? .... hmmmm .. I have to try this !

[cheergirl8633]

im alergic to the color yellow and star wars

[danielcarmi305]

I'm allergic to exercise and work. So sad

[YeeSoest]

I came here because I knew either the vid or the comments were gonna be HILARIOUS!

I wasn't wrong!

[xavishep]

one word....ebola

[inneedofmedication]

Being struck by lightening is a disease?

[ImAshes]

@inneedofmedication "Complications DUE TO lightning strike." The disease is the result of the strike, not the other way around... -.-

[inneedofmedication]

@ImAshes Complications aren't a disease, their a result.

[ImAshes]

@ImAshes exactly. the complications ARE the disease. The result of being struck by lightning is a disease called "complications due to lightning strike" in the same way the result of inhaling rhinovirus is getting the common cold.

[DogOfRussianHell]

If I watch your video again I will fall asleep that's my disease

[Shmilli]

when I worked at a local food shop, we had a customer called the "nutmeg-man", who always came in 10 minutes before closing time and bought all of the nutmeg (ground, whole, you name it) from our spice shelves. He was quite awkward.

[moshihaey1]

i was once  orange

[diblover9]

i haves pica with weirdly enough is i want to eat any dead parts of my body (dead skin, nails blood from cuts etc) yes im am very strange and proud of it

[RatedRsuperstar7730]

should say..."anyone for government control..."

[RatedRsuperstar7730]

@namedropper101 anyone who thinks government control of healthcare is retarded. Liberals blame insurance companies. solution : force everyone to buy insurance. cost of medical care, still on the rise. DUH!!!

[SuperSkitty1]

I don't know if its weird but I have Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome or CVS for short.

[andyettosaythetruth]

my armpits smell like flowers...i just checked

[WindowFish28]

Man, these things r weird!

[mistersk8er1]

Juandice



[StalkingMrJoel]

I have short tendons. when I walk my heels dont hit the ground... But they relax, oddly enough while i stand still. I can pretty mutch run up a hill in six inch heels...

[disdt372]

JOHN im dead

[survivorgirl689]

now im in that weird part of vlogbrothers...

[sjgpooh13]

albinosity

[unitelittlemonsters]

I think I have pica xD I don't want to eat my shirt sleeves it's just a habit o.o

[blackspace100]

0:39 papa smurf.

[RatedRsuperstar7730]

liberalism is a mental disorder

[namedropper101]

@RatedRsuperstar7730 after seeing your comment, i don't think that the liberals are the ones with a mental disorder...

[TheLibrarina]

anyone else suffer from sleep paralysis? it's horrifying.

[forgingiron123]

I have scoliosis. My spine is curved.

[breathefairy]

I have trichotillamania Yh... Look it up x

[osterianio]

@breathefairy i've got dermatophagia! we're like brothers XD

[SwitchBoxGirl]

I'm allergic to latex............ so that's sorta unfortunate......... I suppose

[scenesniff]

What about progeria?

[MushroomWings7]

3:17! AH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[pouletqueen17]

I am just waiting for America to finally insure it's whole population and not just the rich who can afford it.

[Tardisgir1]

So, just setting this one straight. If you are in a situation where you get struck by lightning (due to where you live, your occupation, whatever) of course it is likely to happen again! I'll bet electritions who install solar panels on roofs fall off roofs many times more than the average person! that is all

[TheChillyphilly]

I didn't jogger's nipple was a disease..

[shiratama88]

Harlequin ichthyosis and progeria (Hutchinson-Gilford) syndrome are two pretty strange ones. Harlequin ichthyosis isn't for squeamish people, by the way; the baby pictures can be quite something (even more bizarre in person). Also, research gestational trophoblastic disease (also known as "molar pregnancy").

[jcmik]

Photic Sneezing >o<

[justlisten1212]

i found an article in the metro( UK based FREE paper) a woman who could never sweat,kiss, cry, without getting a rash. Yes there is a rare disease in which you can be allergic to WATER. Weird I know

[johncenafizz3]

like the fans of HOUSE M.D. would know "lupus" It's rare and it makes your antibodyes atack your good healty cells

[barkinkarakas]

ZzzzZZZzZZZZzz SHI

[riseup274]

the best symptom ever " feelings of impending doooooom"

[Narusayshi]

hahahahaha i have toxoplasmosis. funny cause im allergic to cats :/

[Teddywatch]

I will never ever cheat on a Water Nymph. Thanks!!

[jacoblevi99]

check out hunter hadley g shock

[benjkeller]

Note to self- never cheat on a water nymph.

[lunaevercast]

i used to have pica and i have nintendanitos, also thank you for giving me an excuse to make my sister cleen the cat litter instead of me , oh and im what is nown as a happy depresive it like an oximorn type of thing but basicly inside death and horibly depessing things are going on out side happy sun shine dassies

[TheDev142]

I was on nutmeg watching this. Now im shitting myself and my bed is swinging upside down from the roof :/ fuck im high.

[callum1343]

IT SKIPS 3:59 LOLOL

[MrSidhu05]

good one man ____u rocks _

[devrajvarma]

No pussy disease. :( WDF!

[G0ldkloud]

Prophyria. PURPLE POOP. 'Nuff said

[MrGlotzTV]

Ass Burgers like on south park

[MrDravde]

I have a cold at the moment?

[Kenny6676]

Diseases and Syndromes are crazy, I have a rare Syndrome called Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, it causes me to have moments where I am unaware of time, space, and even my own body.

[AppaloosaDreaming]

LOL I was going to mention Ondine's Curse in the comments because I didn't think you would say it (since it's technically a mental illness) but you said it! :D

[hacker22100]

i have aids



[lookatmiPOKERFACE]

Myasthenia Gravis

[KnockingDownTables]

yOU'RE KINDA HOT :O

[DarkAtom000]

i got gamers wrist which you get from same thing as nintindinites but less severe and only occasinaly

[Butterfliegerig]

I am not sure, why. But you are fascinating hot, man...

[GettinArtsy]

What is Hank's disease

[lillypod21]

@GettinArtsy Ulcerative Colitis

[SP1D3RFR3SA]

this guy should be the next Joker!!!!! ahahah

[VirusCookie2750]

damn, who even got through this video?

[TraianThorinTorun]

Kallman syndrome. Look really young... Side effects: You can't go through puberty; you don't have errections; you will probably die young. Need help? Take testosterone and you will be fine. It's funny how easy it is to fight the syndrome (in most cases), yet how horrible you will suffer if you don't fight it. Oh, and plus, you can't have children... Well that sucks...

[TheGamingRioters]

Ive got A Horrible Disease... Small Penis Syndrome. Side Affects... You want to kill yourself.

[monkeyman656]

You forgot Kinky Hair Syndrome

[suppchoc]

I have a desease which causes me to randomly wake up at night, being unable to move in any way. On me it lasts 5-20 minutes but some poeple can't move for 5 hours. My Mother, my granddad and my grand-grand-dad had it, too. It has some fancy latin name, but i don't remember it right now...

[3fishfishfish]

@suppchoc sleep paralisis i dont think i spelt it right

[pieisgood125]

i like ur hair!

[G4m3rB0y114]

I suffer from frenchthelamiaosis

[cockroachbalogna]

maple-syrup-urine-disease?

[sbcflirter]

The video keeps stopping randomly (grrr) and I am getting really awesome derps of Hank and John. Hehehe

[sbcflirter]

Your video goes for exactly four minutes. I am proud of you, Hank.

[TheBiggestGeorge]

@sbcflirter 1 Second is non-existant.

[TheEndOfIgnorance1]

I suffer from a lovely affliction called Guillain-barré syndrome. Quite the rare and terrifying physical condition that can hit anyone, anywhere, at any time. Not many things are worse than full body-paralysis, being unable to eat, drink, or use facilities on my own without a catheter. The human body. Isn't it amazing :D .

[pieisgood125]

@TheEndOfIgnorance1 that really sucks i know what its like. its scary. is it a slow process? i know that it isnt sudden but how quickly does it progress?

[DirtyyChimp]

@TheEndOfIgnorance1 lol

[LeBamdeBam]

@TheEndOfIgnorance1 if you have full body paralysis, how did you type this? >.>

[RaawrItsAmyy]

@TheEndOfIgnorance1 Ew, i googled it :(

[aSheeple]

@TheEndOfIgnorance1 made in the image of god.

[pokefreak3]

Herpes

[tonyyu1237]

DAMNIT I'm real scared to sleep now

[FiddleBoy95]

Goddamit, i live in the nutmeg state....my future awaits...

[LeoBCon]

necrotising fasccitis...the flesh eating virus

[LostWendyandtheBoys]

If you have an obsessive urge to eat ice, get your blood iron levels checked. You are most likely anemic. I know this from experience.

[Alkhoren]

@LostWendyandtheBoys i'm pretty sure every kid and every people in summer have obsessive urges to eat ice-cream and that's more related to : sweet-toothness (is that a word ?) and the cold and good time ice cream provides. But i get your point.

[LostWendyandtheBoys]

@Alkhoren No, not ice cream, an urge to eat ICE. This happened to me twice. I had started to take an iron supplement, but then stopped. When I again had an obsessive urge to stop at a gas station strictly to get a large cup of fountain ice, I knew I must be anemic again. Sure enough, a blood test confirmed it and when I started the iron supplement again, the craving went away. Weird, huh?

[cootjans12]

the 9th desease is just people who haven't got anything else to eat

[Kityfan2]

@cootjans12 No, I've seen it. Some people just get these cravings to eat things that aren't food: dirt, coins, hair, glass, etc, even if there is actual food around. It's real.

[Sobit21]

@cootjans12 No it's not. I go to a camp for kids with disabilities. Pika is very common in people with mental disabilities. I watched a 11yr old girl with autism eat a plastic glove. Yes, she swallowed it. She also tried to eat the lining of her sleeping bag. Trust me, she had access to plenty of food.

[Dracomancer273]

Then what is it called when you smell like wet dog after running around?

My little sister suffers from that.

[spazeninjaz]

Cancer

[southred37]

The whole video I swear I couldn't help but to notice your yellow teeth.

[sjturneronthecorner]

its not a disease but i have balanced reciprocal translocation of the 15th and 21st chromosomes

[acceber95]

My body actually applies to the laws of gravity I have POTS, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome.

[FangTastic96]

And I was watching this with my cat. Great.

[sasmadrid]

who's john?

[goshikkuhanachan]

@sasmadrid John is his brother. They share the account, and make videos towards eachother. Like... John'll do monday, then Hank'll do Wednesday, John'll do Friday, then Hank will do Monday. So just back and forth.

[GaleHawthorn]

I think the Dancing Plague is weirder than some of these. It is a phycological disease that can be contracted from merely seeing another person with it. The people afflicted with dance until they black out or they die. Once, over 1000 people had the disease in a single place.

So if you have it, keep it to yourself. Don't go to your doctor, for the sake of humanity.

[ericcroft22]

Jesus. Calm down

[MrsCatSaade]

Y'think if we tied your hands together that you'd still be able to speak?

[pinkskull66]

toxoplasmosis in humans is much more interesting considering it will live in the brain and do almost nothing.

[cellosrule7357]

ummm I think I might legit have OCD.... :P

[LastSasquatch]

how does anyone know if they're going to die if they go to sleep? Do these people ever live longer than a day? It's not like you can suddenly guess to stop sleeping because it might kill you now.

[9after9]

I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway...

[mermaidblushxo]

i'm surprised you didn't mention synthesia. it's more of a chemical imbalance/disorder rather than a disease, but it's kinda cool. i have it but i didn't know until i learned what it was, i thought everyone was that way. it's where you see words/letters/numbers/etc in your head and identify them with colors or personalities.

[madsquirellinc]

@mermaidblushxo Synesthesia is neither a chemical imbalance nor a disease, not even a disorder! I actually have synesthesia (this is the correct spelling) and know that it is caused by neuron impulses straying over from one area of the brain to another, both areas dealing with a sense.

[Gothgoddess512]

@madsquirellinc Wow really? I find synesthesia fascinating... what kind do you have if you don't mind sharing?

[madsquirellinc]

@Gothgoddess512 I'm a grapheme mostly, but I also have some basic forms of sound to color and visual spacial.

[Gothgoddess512]

@madsquirellinc Hmmm does it make things difficult for you sometimes? Or is it like it doesn't bother you since you have always had it?

[madsquirellinc]

@Gothgoddess512 It's not bothersome at all! If anything it's sometimes really helpful. i believe I'm a better artist and writer because of it, and I certainly enjoy literature and music more than I would if I were normal. It also helps with remembering things; instead of remembering a sequence of numbers I remember a color scheme. I actually sort of pity people without, your world is so colorless! XD

[Gothgoddess512]

@madsquirellinc Hmmmm that's really interesting! I have always wondered if I would like a world with more color better XD Thanks for the info!

[MissCentaine]

I have hydrocephalus. Which basically just means I have a big head

[epicfail18081]

2:10 i have that. dont dis.

[MorningRose557]

"just one more reason why I love TO SIT"

[bluebanshee3]

i think it might actually be kind of fun to have the blue skin disease.

[janel57]

My favorite condition of late has been toxic megacolon. Not because it's all that interesting - it's a severe form of ulcerative colitis where the colon becomes extremely dilated - but because it has an awesome name. TOXIC MEGACOLON!!!

[madamricecake]

I have Dermatographic urticaria. It's pretty awesome. You should look it up.

[MsSassy2002]

There is an aging disease where your life gose backwards like benjamin button no joke

[theonlyzdog]

Progaria. Enough said. aging disease

[greenan92]

i have the 4th one it is true

[shagmasterson]

my armpits might not smell like flowers but my shit does

[xPureDeth]

Senioritis. Got this in my last semester of High School and almost couldn't graduate. Fuck!

[geekyclaire]

Does lactose intolerence count?

[omgitsaaron]

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[Hanovisa]

The most dangerous Disease is ( Religions )

[vtc193]

@Hanovisa

Wow, I hate it when Atheists are overly devout. If we are going to talk about human actions that kill people, left-wing big government systems have done the most damage to human life, and human rights. But that's not what the video was about.

[simonxslade]

@vtc193 There is actually a point to be made that religion can be a form of mental disease. You don't have to be an atheist to see it or make the point. If you delve through history you will find that religion has been at the root of most of mankind's problems. Crusades, genocides, wars, overpopulation, forced castration, torture, inquisitions, environmental destruction, mental anguish, etc.

[vtc193]

@simonxslade

The Crusades were political, not religious, genocides will (and have) happened despite religion. They are a human problem that cant be blamed on religious principles. Overpopulation is the result of economic, and sanitary conditions that necessitate more children. Statistically, religious individuals tend to be happier. The other things are human, not religious issues. The Soviets, and the Chinese had destroyed their environments, but they are atheist.

[SirJunn]

@vtc193 Religion is usually an excuse for war, while the actual reasons are usually political or economical. Also, terrorist attacks are most of the time religious of origin, no matter how you look at it.

[BIGAL9077]

@simonxslade that argument is a double edged sword as some of the most atrocious accounts of genocide have come from atheistic regimes. Stalin, Lenin, and Hitler are but a few examples. So using by using that argument you would also have to acknowledge atheism as a form of mental disease.

[BIGAL9077]

@simonxslade That argument also does not hold that much ground as many religions teach peace. While there a many people who go corrupt with religious power, this does not mean these religions teach violence. Simply it is men who have used their influence over the lesser population to skew the words of a religion so they can either justify their actions, or in the case of the crusades, attempt to re-take land for monetary purposes. A religion is not based on the actions of it's followers.

[Meeyahx]

Wow

[planetrockford]

I am a lazy fat bastard, is that a disease or a lifestyle choice?

[loadedClownZ]

what about the bubonic plague also known as the black death. that was pretty weird

[PAINmedia]

@loadedClownZ Wel.. how is it weird? lol

[loadedClownZ]

@PAINmedia your underarms and groin started bleeding and you died within days

[theonlyzdog]

@loadedClownZ

Actually there were three types. Bubonic was where is would attack the lymphatic system (hence the swollen lymph nods or 'bubos') Pnuemonic (yes my spelling is sh$) which would attack the lungs. And septis-something I'm too lazy to look up the word which was were the disease got into the blood and spread everywhere and killled all its victims.

[captainpainway]

That jogger's nipple picture was horrifying but then there was a picture of a cat on a toilet and the world was set right again.

[raichu378]

dealisix

[MsMissyPixie]

@raichu378 This is genius.lol

[raichu378]

dixleias...



[KittenKoder]

Oh man, now I can't sleep.

[ilovedome69]

@KittenKoder YOLO

[musiclover5655]

Freddy 

[stude444]

I have a form of tourettes, that many friends including myself refer too as, "Creeper Syndrome" or more recently, "Wheezywaiter Disease". Basically, my tick is winking with my left eye. LOL

[Hobofight101]

sadly i Pityriasis rosea one of the most rarest diseases that sucks balls.... all it really does i give me extremely itchy sploches and makes everyone think i have constant hikies... it may sound nice but they r really itchy and its the stupidest disease ever... all i can say is "why me!!!!!"..... have fun looking it up, did i mention having it sucks sucks balls

[MikeLitoris2015]

AIDS



[Evan42881]

I have Social Anxiety and Depression. Yay.

[thatdelightfulchap]

Although it is not a medical condition as such, I develop slapped-cheek syndrome in hot summers. My face turns red and blotchy and very painful.

Blaschko's Lines

this condition is where the patient has stripes visible on their body. It isn't a disease nor does it come from a disease. There is no cure to it a