Classic Movie Line #1

[TrishaDishaWarEagle]

YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR!

[PrivateMetalhead]

MY DINGHY'S BIGGER THAN YOUR WHOLE BOAT.

[TypicalJAFO]

Ted Knight was just the best. I sometimes wonder where his movie career might have gone had he lived another ten years or so. Funny, funny man.

[tomada36]

#1 ?

[zippydayglow]

Hey Schmales.... my dingy is bigger then your whole boat....

[overlandflyer]

Titleist?

[pboisei]

damn you should include the stupid laugh.

[kingofmars2010]

The same kinda people who overrate Animal House, overrate Caddyshack.

[FSinWCR]

I've sentenced 91 people to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

[ThaddeusRobe]

You scratched my anchor!

[monkeynuts76]

DOUBLE FARTS!

[etsneroj]

"...okay, Pooky, do the honors..."

[questionablemakings]

@CADtekk

Oh but it looks good on you.

[Fanik10]

Honey? Who is this?

That's your nephew.

What are we running a restaurant!?!?!?

[chazzell]

...OK Pookey, do the honors.

[MrApacheSniper]

Blue Streak

(cop) your trapped, there's no way out

(Charlie) No Shit!

(Miles to Charlie) and your blowing this for me Man....

(Charlie to Miles) Well I need my cut too and why the Freak are we whispering!

[MrApacheSniper]

This has to be in the top ten funniest quotes

Blazing saddles

(Black sheriff) Isn't it a great day?

(Old woman) Up yours Nigg**

Mel brooks what a great movie writer.

[tryithere]

@MrApacheSniper You left out Sweet on the Old Woman title.

[BryonYoungblood]

Oooooohhhhhh, RAT FARTS!!!!

[PunchSydeiron]

Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

[22pxc]

noonan! miss it! noonan!

[MRKandyman1]

what movie is this

[PunchSydeiron]

@MRKandyman1 Caddyshack.

[SumNJFella]

Judge Smails - It slipped

Angry man eating lunch - SLIPPED...lol

[Shiftworker247]

"You scratched my anchor!"

[igglezphan]

"Hey, my Buddy! Over there, I wanna go over there! Move over, I'm driving!!!"

[charmerci]

#1? No way.

I am shocked. Simply shocked.

[KatkinePang]

Bullsh!t

[blackhawk10972]

This was not a top classic movie line - my favorite was " Dont you have homes!"

[avestak]

73 now! I don;t hate this, but definitely not "Classic Movie Line #1 " by any stretch!

[deanP382]

Betting is illegal in Bushwood sir and I NEVER slice..........DAMN!

[silverboyzzz]

@deanP382 Ok! You can owe me!

[deanP382]

@silverboyzzz I OWE YOU NOTHING! hahahaha. Judge Smails is the greatest

[silverboyzzz]

@deanP382 for sure, he's hilarious!

[RacerE7773]

@deanP382 "Okay, you can owe me!" excellent film.

[jhohcable]

72 ditchdiggers hated this video.

That's actually way too many, they should probably be taken out and beaten with a rubber hose.

[slightreturn3589]

My sloop!!!

[facecycle]

You cut out his laugh, which is the best part of the line.

[oeyesea]

my favorite movie line is form Mars Needs Women. Martian to Martian leader, "We have secured the exotic dancer" after they kidnap a stripper and rob a gas station. I'm sure that's what aliens would do once they arrived on Earth.

[jimmypage444]

of all the great lines in this movie..u chose that 1? there has to be a couple dozen better than this

[RetSquid]

@jimmypage444

You scratched my anchor!

[BruiserKnux]

@jimmypage444 You'll get nothing, and like it!

[vccstudents]

"Oh, here's your grandson, huh. He's a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young!" Dangerfield carried an already great movie! 

[1ndy1]

na-na-na-na-na-na

[gammarey]

great great movie with great comedy actors. Knight and Dangerfield going out it the whole time is comic genius....

OK Pookie,...do the honors "i christen thee the 'flying wasp' "....(breaks the bow pole with the bottle of wine)

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Love Ted Knight.

The man was a comic genius.

Thanks for posting this.

George Vreeland Hill

[LordAkira]

Best quote ever.

[Sarge679]

"Spaulding get your foot off the boat!"

[greene825]

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips....

You'll get nothing, and like it!

[bcp5296d]

NNNNananananana, SSSSSSisisisisisisisisi, Nnnnnanananaa, you see, benny, danny, a flute with no holes isn't a flute....and a doughnut with no holes, is a danish.

[bcp5296d]

you'll have nothing and like it!!!

[Bulldog22031]

Let's all see how many quotes we can name that are better than this one. Repost this message, and follow it with ONE better quote:

"Gunga galunga..."

[MondoReyTV1]

this is #1,but Clint Eastwood is #31?

Gimme a break.

[yukimaruzam]

Best toast ever.

[double0twinky]

"A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no holes is a danish"

[Whoot023]

Okay people - one last time... -_-

The numbers don't mean anything!

They don't represent the rank!

It's just a listing, not a ranking!

(btw - only nerds give a shit about the rank or anything!)

[remainthesame]

spalding get your foot off the boat!

[Cthulhu235]

@remainthesame Double turds!

[Surfking9000]

Not really a quote more of a limmerick.

[Zoras88]

that wasn't actually a good one.

[atomichead777]

this shudn't even be ON the friggin list!!! no offense, but that wasn't even a movie line. that was just a person saying something stupid

[MrDeadpool78]

That's #1?!?!? Dude, the Dirty Harry quote is 5,000,000,000 times better!!!

[Zoras88]

@MrDeadpool78

which one is that?

[MrDeadpool78]

@Zoras88 OK this is a long one:

I know what yer' thinkin: Did he shoot 6 shots or only 5. Well to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it would blow your head clean off, the real question to ask yourself is, do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

[MrSpartan17]

@MrDeadpool78 "The Mask"'s imitation of that line is very cool...



[MrDeadpool78]

@MrSpartan17 I didn't know there was such a thing! I'll have to check it out.

[stimpp]

I always think of "whaddaya say Al?", when I see Al at work.

[drumline17]

WOW you idiots he said that the clips arent in order from best to worst, the number is just which one was put onto youtube first

[swash6180]

Why did You go to the trouble of posting this....and not put the laugh in?...leaving it out just ruins this clip.

[ladufurrena]

The best part is his laugh, and it's cut off! :(

[EchoBoomer1987]

Anybody else think he sounds like John Kerry?

[mrjamesb562]

The No.1 Forgotten Line from Caddy Shack?....lol!...

[drystyx]

this is #1?????? Something's fishy here. I'll probably forget this one within the next five minutes.

[havinthangs55]

wtf is this shit??

boo for the number 1 rating........asshole

[Cruzin5856]

R U Kidding Me with Classic Lines....no One remembers that Line!!

[Diisafatslag]

shit

[77winkleman]

Hey you scratched my anchor!

[goldbullet50]

in the sea ahahah

[KentuckyDango]

hope they're not in order

[wrestleorsurf]

that is fuckin #1? 

[RonaldoLT]

lmao!

[SRRNYRNYM9486]

Caddyshack, great movie.

[Bulldog22031]

Did any of you idiots stop to think that MAYBE these lines are not in order, and that since he says in the description that this is "ONE of" his favorites, that this isn't really the #1 line of all time?

[woodycoat]

Spalding get your foot off the boat

[jutubaeh]

dang looked like a lee ron mcdon thumbnail! youre clearly missing the "best" people!

[rhoadsrules1]

spalding get your foot off the boat...

[fuckinhurryupwillyou]

Caddyshack.

[VideoGameMaster007]

WTF is this?

[Theburn77]

"ok pookie."

[billstrom456]

wat

[brohan914]

you started it before the best part! "Spalding get your foot off the boat!"

[dalleberra2010]

What the hell... This is definitely not number one, man...

[pornswordtobacco]

caddy shack 1 rules!

[mattz63]

50 more says he eats it.

[bikeman40]

But it looks good on you.

[Shamaster56]

make my day is 1000000 times better than this even "luke im your father" is better

[ryansaif]

Spalding, get your foot off the boat!

[themaxster100]

that wasn't the captain in mary poppins was it? the guy who had a boat on his roof

[duinay2]

your classic movie lines suck

[divisioneight]

Ted Knight Rules,

OK Pookey!

RIP "Hey Guy" Ted. And thanks so much for the laughs!

[santana3212]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

[fmagalhaes1521]

"50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose"

[tjseeks]

The best

[Flap999]

Hey Whitey, where's your hat?

[actonbath]

Did we know...

Ted Knight known for his goofy roles comedian...

WW2 Combat Engineer fought in 5 Major battles in Europe. He is one of the most decorated Hollywood actors ever. Second to Audie Murphy.

[killratoss]

spalding get your foor off my boat!

[seanpatf]

meanwhile,back at the Hall of Justice!

[Yamieguy64]

Nice hat...does it come with a free bowl of soup!

[MartinOsth]

You scratched my anchor! :)

[socrh2]

Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.

[blackesteyes13]

SPALDINGGETYOURFOOTOFFTHEBOAT!­

[edcasey52]

I do believe the sequence is:

Knight: Gambling is illegal as bushwood sir and I never slice

*hits ball off into woods*

Knight: DAMN!

Dangerfield: ok you can owe me!

Knight: I owe you nothing!

[swash6180]

Someone, Anyone Out There...Redo This Same Clip...But PLEASE, Add Ted Knight's Entire Laugh...Thats What Really Made this Scene Funny.

[mrmidget94]

this better: "Hey! you scratched my anchor!"

[davie78]

terrible sense o humour

[inmateno12897]

you should just put all of these vids into one vid.

[crc1606]

OMG you cut off the laugh at the end!!!!! Noooooooo

[kinglouiereina]

I didn't want to but I felt I owed it to him.

[tendtheflag909]

you'll get nothing and like it!

[jiddy8]

"spalding get your foot off the boat"

[sdidotnova]

i like that

[shipwreckedcamper]

To paraphrase Egon Spangler. "That was short but pointless."

[lilylovedbythree]

aw, you cut the best part out when he laughs at the end of that

[trevortheterrorist]

so thats where my dad gets all his lame comments from... this movie.

[brohan914]

@trevortheterrorist if your dad quotes caddyshack, he's not lame, he's a fucking BOSS

[truvelocity]

@trevortheterrorist You mean to tell me, he uses the "Somebody step on a duck...?" line?

[trevortheterrorist]

@truvelocity yepppp

[dele3344]

@trevortheterrorist Your dad is awesome then

[saberah1]

@trevortheterrorist HA HA HA

[generalgeewhiz]

@trevortheterrorist shut the fuck up kid. this is a better movie that you will ever see. and its too bad your dad has a pussy for a son.

[trevortheterrorist]

@generalgeewhiz I was never saying this was a bad movie. I was simply saying that he say these lines at lame times.

For example, the other month we were walking around in Best Buy and we were in line so I could get new headphones. He happens to fart, an exclaim, "Who stepped on a duck!!" in front of the entire line, which was easily about 5-10 minutes. No need to get angry, just stating that my Dad repeats comments from this movie.

:)

[readbook8]

@trevortheterrorist

when hes gone youll understand how foolish you are

[crunchb3rry]

Lame. You just desperately made a whole list of quotes from a miserably small movie library. Somebody get this dude a Blockbuster membership.

[aldernagon3]

love this movie

[northshore7x]

my favorite Caddy Shack line........Well the world needs ditch diggers too.........

[Abrading1]

I agree northshore7x. I have repeated it numerous times especially when concerning high school student acting up in school. Should be adults acting like kindergarteners.

[PPsh4118]

Never heard this.

[jegspillerpiano]

That's a great movie line? It sounds like 2nd rate vaudeville.

[EliKilby]

Well after he says that he and his boat get PWND XD

[brettmm27]

#1 Movie Quote!!???? hope they aren't ranked in order. b/c this isn't even top 10 on Caddyshack alone!

[kidbuuisthebomb]

@brettmm27 I totally agree with you

[CMinn]

@brettmm27 lol, you're a hater and have too much time on your hands

[chevy112112]

@brettmm27 ditto

[Dojack]

Should've added the part where he says soemthing along the line sof "SPAULDING, GET OFF THE BOAT!"

[JBinSJV]

Hands down one of THE BEST movie lines!

[TrollyMcTrollerson]

Even in this movie, there are funnier lines.

[matty007007]

I dont know what made you put this first, Lol.

One good line is from The Wild Ride.

"Hey Sarge, Sarge I wanna tell you somethin....Your a very farout stud"

Jack N says it in the best way possible

[JJay0626]

Not a chance at the best quote. Horrible

[TheCityOfKingsALC]

it doesn't mean it's number 1 of all time, it's just the chronilogical order of which hge put his videos up.

fuck off, and get some common sense.

[Moseslawgiver]

cccjsw, you don't like it? Fine.

But such foul language is unacceptable.

Grow up!

[moceanu]

oh no someone used foul language on the internet! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! eat a dick faggot

[Moseslawgiver]

Charming, moceanu. It's the 21st Century and still people use derogatory names for gays.

As a bisexual, that is offensive.

[astonmartinv12s]

you pick this as #1 its not even the best in the movie what about at the end "Hey everybody we're all gonna get laid" or this bill muray's "its in the hole"

[Fulchalin]

Hey You scratched My anchor .....

[toddness]

This line is one of the worst. I cringe whenever someone recites this bullshit. So many better lines from Caddyshack

[bigdsears]

Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

[PufferBluntman]

What is this movie anyway???

[griffin324]

Caddyshack.

[mh916]

You picked this as number one? Are you kidding? I wouldn't put this in the top one hundred! The lines from Jaws, the Dirty Harry movies, and James Bond movies beat this! Please don't post about things you don't know about, like movies.

[n3ck112]

Uhm, this is the first one he put up, thats all. Dont go saying that people dont know about movies. If you can't understand a simple thing like that then you sir are mentally challenged.

[PufferBluntman]

Agree. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse", "Shaken not stirred", "You can't handle the truth"... And this?!!!

[dannyboy860]

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID !

[ckraft1218]

greatest movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colinhay21]

remember Wang, this is an exclusive club, so don't tell'em your jewish.

[Frowned]

SPAULDING get your foot off the boat!

[db13395]

DooooooDeeeeee

[AlCzervix]

Caddyshack rules!

[lowdogsf]

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for some time.

[acsial]

I loved that movie!

Especially, the 'chocolate' scene... :@

[TheArjayWay]

I bet you were really somethin' before electricity.

How'd you like to make fourteen dollars the hard way?

Homo! But I'm much better now.

[Dubo20]

"Wang,its a car park" lol love dat line, im a caddy myself nd golfers take pictures of just about anything lol

[audiopro316]

Wang, whats with the pictures, its parking lot, come on will ya?

[jeryr80]

its not golfers that take pictures of everything, its the chinese(i.e. 'wang') . thats the joke. come on.

[fiend70]

You were in the war?.......no , homo.

[KatameDo]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

[loqutor]

It's called "Dynamite Hack".

[KatameDo]

"I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato sala--You'll get nothing and like it!"

[KatameDo]

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice.

GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

TANKS DATS AWL AH NEED