army fails compilation 2

[xXxTheBishBashxXx]

1:19 FUCK TREES

[CuzImHollywoodKid]

1:23 awwww shit

[alldayandnight09]

LMAO 1:03 is the best one. 

[gedsaz]

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!! *gunfire*

[Slosho13]

Only thing is, there is no "red ring of death" anymore. Now I know where all our tax money goes to...

[ZygiLTU]

See that's what happens when FAT people fall over 2:15

[officialkilonzo]

1:18 lucky motherfucker, if it were a fragmentation grenade...

[noahisthewall]

i like it at @0:58 how they run away and the camra man is like he he he

[ProUprise]

Oh stop your bitching about tax dollars. Most of that goes to feeding them and protecting them. /watch?v=Y0TuzApFFCI&

[swissarmy51]

1:05 ...best fail

[TheSeme123]

0:17 parkour dude! o_O

[Nucl3arNinja]

i have an xbox and they are reasonably shit PS3 is alot better for a start it runs on linux, i have rifle and might shoot my xbox or there is a positive side of being british and living in england you get a lot of rain so it cant suffer a horrible death

[up648]

idk how the last clip is a fail if it was an underwater nuke test

[Sierra2S9]

1:10 That was the worst throw ever... of all time.

[thespartanzero]

@Sierra2S9 Not my fault... someone put a tree in my way.

[88031858547]

jaajajjajajajajajajj lol



[LetsPlayMainiac]

0:15 woah 0:17 woooaaahhh

[ThatCrazyBrownGuy]

Every bullet fired at that xbox was worth every tax dollar. GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Nerotribe]

I heart, that bill gates begin to cry as he saw that movie

[rodrigovancant]

FUCK U MICROSOFT !!!

[toboe399]

best....RROD fix...EVER!

[Fartikas]

0:49 Stupid koreans

[GuajiroDeHolguin]

50:00 funniest

[MRTOBYP4]

1:43 the guys gun, looks similar to an early stan gun. Any ideas on what it is?

[WatchdogDisciple]

Our tax dollars at work.

[PeaceMaker816]

Glad to see my video made it to your compilation.

[madmace125]

0:50 *Sees sticker:Made in China*-O ****

[TrollGiggity]

1:20 the dude deserves +10 points for accuracy.

[TheReturningShadow]

Nice to know that our tax dollars for ammunition are being wasted. Oh wait, these dumb fucks shot a hundred rounds at a fucking video game box. No wonder the war was so god damn expensive. The military wastes more shit then they surplus. I am very much into supporting our troops in combat but that was just fucking wasteful and stupid. I bet they'd wish they'd have those rounds if they were fired upon.

[KyleD209]

@TheReturningShadow too bad this is the colombia army so if your not colombia keep your pussy mouth shut dumb fuck

[TheReturningShadow]

@KyleD209 why don't you try and shut my mouth faggot. And since when does the Colombian Army speak perfect English without an accent you dumb fuck.

[MyFREEsKILIfE]

F**k you Microsoft!!!!

[jugamane3]

Hey thanks xbox i hope you coyuld refurbish this shit! ha funny shit right there

[Waros124]

1:20 Thats a COD fail rite there!

[cyrel39]

1:08 cant stop laughing!!!!



[DolomaticDangles]

all you had to do was send it in -_-

[Rampage7011]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[chrisdsaenz1]

soooo thats what killed Steve jobs!!!

[crkane33]

made by sony

[Krassos09]

Good to know what American Soldiers do for AMERICA

KILL MICROSOFT !!!!

PS3 FOR WIIIIIIINN GO ON SOLDIERS AND FIGHT AGAINST THE REAL ENEMIE ... x box

ps3 <3

[v3nomoso]

xbox screams!!! "FRIENDLY FIRE!!! IM AMERICAN!!!"

[Robbybob1]

0:52 the rubber band was not strong enough

[marcs990]

At least Microsoft extended the warranty and repaired for free. Ps3 Sony pricks won't admit the ylod and refuse to help customers. Plus they charge nearly the full price of a new console just to repair your old one and will only re warranty it for 3 months!!!!!! Sony #**€ers will never buy again.

[RMSrevolutionary]

that last one totally blew me away O.o

[manley649]

why couldnt they have used a ps3!

[manley649]

i loved when he jumped off the car and fell in the river lol lol lol lol

[xBoooblaay]

What the fuck how lucky was he?!? If that bounced back grenade was explosive... And loved the xbox bit hahaha

[hayabusa117239]

I liked 1:17 XD

[trofelcopter]

i don`t get how people get Red Ring Of Death... ive had my Xbox 360 arkade for about 7 years now and nothing bad have happend! ever!

[jtb3797]

lol you should of sent it to em after you destroyed it

[xXafridi14Xx]

Tax payers money is actually being put to really good use. :P

[Dirtdude959]

@xXafridi14Xx i would rather have it to go to them than the government. :)

[mrpreserveourcountry]

@Dirtdude959 I would prefer it goes to them, then we get the leftovers... But that short mortar round, I would be out of the frame the second I realized I could trace it with my eyes...

[21GRAZYIVAN]

fail throw.

LMFAO

[StealthyPhoenix]

1:09 ... that was the third worst throw ever... of all time

[killerNC17]

the flash bang tree fail was a airsoft video

[MrAlmightylemon]

@killerNC17 Smoke grenade*

[UltimateDucTape1]

Whoooaaaaaa

[aceFX1126]

2:15 I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!

[lalablablaification]

Cam all the video game nerds get out.

[MrAlmightylemon]

@lalablablaification Can* :)

[twistedsouls100]

1:22 he has trouble in cod xD

[brawn800]

0:44 Mortar goes *plop* ..soldier holding mortar tube picks head up thinking "Wasn't it supposed to go...oooh fuck shit GTFO of HERE!!

[ThalorGaming]

Ahhhh so thats how that flying boat hit my house!!!

[paddy3911]

Xbox for ever

[1001sharpshooter]

made in china (0:49)

[NVdelta40]

That's why I'm gonna join the military.Blast that Red Ring Of Death piece of crap!

[nothing66716]

Don't blame the Xbox blame teh way joo took care of it

😪😡 it's your fault it has the red ring

You guys probably left it on too long

( I speak from experience )

[M40a3Snipe]

1:21 BIGGEST FAIL EVER !

[anonumoose]

@ 1:00 I want to know who had the stones to sit there laughing at the mortar shell while everyone else runs away

[ShadowBaofu]

@anonumoose

Good question but iirc though a mortar doesn't really detonate until it gets some altitude and velocity. It becomes ready to detonate on the way down after getting enough speed.

[BennyButlickTV]

like a baows!

[minotar85]

That wasn't very mortar like...

[derekgbraun]

1:03 ... how the hell did the germans almost take over the world? lol

[thedudeof42]

Ya the guy who everyone says "flashbanged" Himself really it was a smoke grenade the flash u saw was ignition

[NickGuyt]

@thedudeof42

indeed, if it was a flashbang he would have some nasty wounds at his legs.

[ivankrieger]

1:30 follow



[redarmy126]

loks like the worlds smallest mortar tube still needs some work lol

[navypilot87]

1:07 ....boss like ! first give advises to his subordinates and then "ich nebel selbst" w.m. "i throw the smoke by myself".....epic !

[navypilot87]

1:07 is not a softair game....the guy is a german captain....he's only not so skilled in throwing smoke...^^

[blackdemonmwwhatever]

the pour fishes.. ---> 2:42

[PivotSweden]

@blackdemonmwwhatever Correction: the POOR fishes..

[Darthfakas]

Fuck microsoft, bill gates is gay! Ps3s rock! FUCK XBOX!!!

[pokedude471]

Down with the Xbox, Down with the Xbox, Down with the Xbox!

[cbradley1391]

1:03 was good enough to be a counterstrike fail.

[Darkhunter218]

:40 I think they knew something was gonna happen

[hotsauce3888]

$300 to buy Xbox, $1000+ to destroy Xbox, gotta love them taxes!

[samt9481]

1:07 is from a airsoft war

[skatefreestyle1000]

firetruck

[skatefreestyle1000]

FIRTRUCK YOU MICROSOFT !!!!!!!!

[PrOaMeEr]

0:58 made in china

[bleachigo32123]

Fuck you microsoft!!

PS3 For the Win

[redbeast011]

@bleachigo32123 I think its

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

SONY FOR THE WIN!

[YouCraftPVP]

@bleachigo32123 HELL YES PS3 FTW XBOX CAN SUCK MY DICK

[FriendNotFoeBand]

@bleachigo32123 I'm suprised that you're not angry at how they spent hundreds of dollars of taxpayer money to do that.

[FriendNotFoeBand]

@FriendNotFoeBand I take that back, I don't know WHERE the hell our money goes. They borrowed the money to do that.

[spiritwolf50]

@FriendNotFoeBand Its was target practice a piece of paper a white box whats the difference, they new they where going to range why not take a broken little xbox with them. stop your whining

[TheBenjo373]

1:09 nice aim dumbass

[nehemiah171]

it's all fun and games till you flashbang your self

[Megapotatopotato]

Our money is in good hands.

[MultiBigace]

When Bill Gates sees this he is going to sue youtube.

[CH20Rockets]

blow up xboxs, play ps3!

[GuitarDeity]

Lol wait, the Army is dealing with the lag too?

[CoReyTHeDeVogeL93]

1:06 at least it wasnt a frag gernade then hed be fucked

[booyalakasha1]

1:30. Fuck xbox... Give Microsoft all the hell you can give! P.S. THANK ALL OF YOU BRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS FOR YOUR SERVICE. Make it home safe boys.

[TheDude7622]

the fuckin sten!?!

[BarnerTheDwarf]

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

[mylife234]

1:09 i feel the same when i play COD and i make a throw fail xD

[acekilla202]

the first one wa fucking hilarious



[userhaker94]

What's that cable for on the pistol at the end of video

[solidsnake0241]

i like the bikini atoll footage

[Russelltheloner]

Well I guess the US army supports PS3's lol (at that time)

[sofuckingfunny]

When was there a flash bang in this video? All I saw was a can of white smoke.

[Xiltix25]

@sofuckingfunny that is a flash bang -_-

[goodolboy17]

I feel bad for the guy that flashed banged himself...

[angelogarrigosx]

1:03 what i do to myself in COD everyday.

[Hurishima4PSN]

i h8 the xbox too

[BattleStreamOfficial]

00:45*

[BattleStreamOfficial]

45:00 mortars firing!!! OH SHIT

[thm133]

0:26 MARINES! over the hill!

[daydream605]

1:08 Press to FlashBang enemy.

[ArticNation1]

2:00 that's where are taxes go :)

[MrShinobu1]

@ArticNation1 are you romanian?

[TheFudgeXx]

2:05 Battlefield 4 :D

[fernandooka98]

I found my taxes!

[InvisionFilms]

@fernandooka98 stop complaining you peace of shit

[DxStarzZ]

@fernandooka98 Who the fuck are you? These guys risk there lives for you and you fucking complain about money? Just die.

[morpeust]

@fernandooka98 In the Albanian army ?

[DSCJstudios]

@BeakersSqueakers. Probably leftovers. Everytime a platoon or such go on leave their ammo is usually just destroyed

[Boredout454]

I read that in WW1 when the US came over to France to help train the French tried teaching them how to throw a grenade. But because every one of them grew up playing catch with his dad they actually turned around and taught the French how to throw them. While it took Europeans several weeks to master throwing, Americans had it done with in a few days.

[xMW2xACRking]

see... the best way to get rid of the red ring of death... is to get rid of the ring... FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

[xMW2xACRking]

the laugh at 0:57 is the best part of this video

[tashannon96]

at 1:10 that guy fails

[DVoss52]

mortargasm at :48

[TellyStudios]

@ 1:03 thats an airsoft war not real army......

[cooljay151]

plug in the xbox it might work

[BeekersSqueakers]

1:45 Such a good use of our tax dollars.

[MarkCindi1]

see ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use sony

[BowersPublishing]

lol typical Americans. good use of ammo dipshits. shame you wont have any left when some rag head is shooting at you

[qpavel]

@BowersPublishing We got more ammunition laying around than you can even imagine

[ShadowPL97]

What is name of the last vid?

[darktailsdoll666]

1:06 Who put a fucking tree there?!

[joey3694]

@darktailsdoll666 he can`t throw for shit though lolz

[saitek658]

this is you fix the red ring of death ,,,,,,,,,,,,FUCK YOU MICROSOFT (gun fire)

[mrspunkaay]

Love the xbox part. I've gotten the three red rings twice and my xbox is too badass to give a shit so it continued working after I unplugged it and plugged it back in again.

[oneperson85]

@mrspunkaay Few know this,but that is how you fix a red ring. Unplug-plug back in. I did it as well.

[faklanaboy]

the guy in 1:43 what is he holding??

[tehwin89]

@faklanaboy Sterling SMG

[majoortje]

@faklanaboy I think its an m320 grenade launcher not sure tough

[Flawedprophecy]

@majoortje @faklanaboy It looks like some kind of old school side clip pistol caliber gun. 

[marinepoolee20111014]

@faklanaboy it's an old sten mg probably found on an insurgent who obtained it from a previous conflict

[Rockurpants1]

Self smoker haha get it?

[wowgamer14]

lol i like fuck Microsoft part!

[apostolic01]

Man I can't stop laughing when the guy flashed bang himself ............

[wowgamer14]

@apostolic01 smole grenade or gas grenade

[GameplaysTvHD]

@apostolic01 you mean 1:07?? That's an smoke grande! He says: "Ich neble selbst!"

nebel is fog. so it isn't a flashbang

[ZwergpiratXXL]

@apostolic01 If you mean the guy at 1:20, it's a smoke grenade

[mercenary1121]

@apostolic01 The idiot just stared at it

[Flyinghandy]

@apostolic01 that was a german guy :D

[helghast95]

@apostolic01 pretty sure it was a smoke grenade

[micheil592]

@apostolic01 That was smoke, bro. Flashbangs make tons of light and noise. Not a white cloud.

[ChrisHobobin]

@apostolic01 1: smoke grenade and 2: it was an airsoft scrimmage

[pawnshopthadrunknmun]

@apostolic01 lol n he just looks at it wen it goes off hahahahaha

[madpigz777]

lol french mortar in there and french grenadier.

[rcbooster1]

1:05 would have been a bigger fail if it was a Frag grenade instead of a some grenade

[rcbooster1]

@rcbooster1 Smoke*

[XviZoR88]

@rcbooster1 it was an Smoke grenade because they trained

[HelloKellen]

"FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!! THANK YOU APPLLEEE!!!!"

[dereric]

1:50 FUCK YOU AMERICA.

That's where all your money goes. Some sones of bitches shooting dollars on a broken xbox. YOU ARE SUCH DUMBFUCKS. ...

[UnderOurFate]

@dereric He said "Fuck you Microsoft," not America.. 

[dereric]

@UnderOurFate Still FUCK YOU AMERICA

[FRONADZ]

1:01 Stupid Noob

[lasuma94]

That's a great way to waste our money 1:50