CRAZY MARK HUMAN LEVITATION - ALIEN POSSESSION ? DjinZonistian Secret

[Sonicman405]

no

[CRAZYMARK]

More than a few tricks.

[210trix]

i know the trick he used windows live movie meaker and did a few editing

[CRAZYMARK]

@eurewfa - for all we know, I applied some of this!!!

[CRAZYMARK]

@Gingerandsnuggles no way! Nobody was clicking my camera stop-go-stop-go when this happened----

[slanderousndgs]

REAL Free energy technology exists!But the Establishment doesn't want ppl to know this,Get a motor that works with the power of magnets only at LT-MAGNET-MOTORdotCOM ,Join the revolution!

[CRAZYMARK]

@slanderousndgs I'm a gonna go here and check it out! Maybe build me one of those fancy magic motors to do my laundry and cool my beer.....

[Ihatespidermonkeys]

Russia stores their nukes in my butt.

[CRAZYMARK]

@Ihatespidermonkeys OWWWW!!!

[100Mysterial]

that was cool man!

[CRAZYMARK]

@666xb ooooooo....somebudy's maaaaaaddd.....somebuddy needs a hug.....don't worry, be happy and let Jesus in - - -

[chicomu2000]

Undoubtedly freaky as well as quite remarkable things at ufosecretXnet (replace X with . ) . Go see it. They have got new documents introduced jan of 2010.

[CRAZYMARK]

@chicomu2000 it was the alien technology in my butt.

[CRAZYMARK]

@chicomu2000 cool site! ufosecret-dot-net

[93577]

i know how u do it u pause and stop the camera and edit it

[CRAZYMARK]

@93577 + you have to invite the peeps over to run the camera and then there's the keg of beer to turn it into a party - by that time, everyone's levitating-

[sykness1]

hahahahhaa stop motion? you can tell by the change in the atmosphere lol it turn from daylight to nearly dark and with stop motion it takes a while to take all of those pictures lol

[666xb]

wow, do something wit ur life and get a job u loser

[DaDruminator]

omg people rated this video 1 star because they was expected a guy levitating and instead got a funny video

[CRAZYMARK]

I just get my jollys over pissing off everyone. I should call this one the world's strongest fart. Hey- Think I'll do that!

[IceCreamSteve1]

@CRAZYMARK HAHAHA you are a god! lmfao. im subscribing and adding as a friend.

[CRAZYMARK]

I'm just the god of my 'fridge, my toilet, my basement, my medicine cabinet, the microwave, the caved-in wine cellar, the infested pantry, the leaky attic, the haunted coat closet, etc. Thank you.

[manchesfan200]

FUCKING FAG!

[CRAZYMARK]

No, wrong video- you typed in the wrong key words- this is levitation, not porn. Go find your gay porn elsewhere.

[CRAZYMARK]

1/5 of Capt. Morgan's what I had-

[heroetu]

what do u get out of this!!

[CRAZYMARK]

Free beer sometimes - free lap dances - free hat, free gas, free food that produces gas that escapes, free love, drunken fights, monitoring from unknown sources because some bozos actually believe it's real.....and all I want is for Obama to just shut up, get to work, and get the auto workers back to reviving the EV1 electric car, free up health care to all,  feed the hungry in America, and stop policing the rest of the world.

[godkey54]

hahahahahahah lolz so funny

[ruguable]

Fuck oFFFF bozo!!!

[CRAZYMARK]

Yah- wat R U gonna do about it, huh? Pay me Bozo's million$? Hey- you let me get off how I want, and I won't blast how you wank it.

[tapdagooch]

bwahahahahaha if i could give this a 0/5 i would

[archgrippledick]

crazymark your so crazy!!!! nob ed

[lemonjames]

Mark, you weirdo! LOLLEM

[Andrisnemi]

1/5

[XF3DeX]

1/5

[incubus89]

HAHAHA.. gd 1 mate

[KingdraDeck]

wats with ur legs u got cp or somthing

[marycozzens]

hahahahahahaha

[COCOLOCO123456789]

lamo lol

[crip2dis]

rofl saw from the thumbnail that this was gonna be good

[mikereida]

That was funny! ;)

I wonder why so many people expected this to be real? Not that I'm saying levitation isn't possible at all but it's evident this video is humorous. Besides who would put an actual levitation video of themselves on the net? They'd never hear the end of it.

Good job!

[CRAZYMARK]

Thanks Mikereida, and you know what- if someone really COULD levitate, the US Govt' would be all over them like an alien, and confine them to an underground prison. If I had 'super powers', I'd hide under a rock.

[mikereida]

"the US Govt' would be all over them like an alien, and confine them to an underground prison. If I had 'super powers', I'd hide under a rock."

Exactly! LOL

"yogic flying" (re: maharishi mahesh etc.) seems to be safe for the moment. LMAO

[jay4457]

lmao...loved it

[CRAZYMARK]

I smell some obsessive compulsive conservatives in the house. Some peeps just can't take a joke or laugh. And if I'm a weirdo, what was Ted Bundy and Hitler? No wonder 50% of all humans are so easily mislead- weak minds will believe anything. My next video will be about how I start a million dollar business selling horsecrap cookies, and the Yeti is my sales rep, and Gumby is my PR guy. Jessica Rabbit is the sales closer and so is that silver chick from Lost In Space.

[samurai5454]

i dont have a weak mind only an open minded one.

[CRAZYMARK]

RIGHT ON!- NO crap cookies for you!

[darkchildh]

stupid fake. man wonder y im wating tim even writin a coment

[mattparkman]

yeah......mmmm hm...k....

[tomio145]

why is it always weirdos that do this stuff show me a normal man in a suit

[scottyou]

i would like you to levitate into a helicopter's blades.

[CRAZYMARK]

Did it. I owe Lockheed-Martin 1.3mil.

[xicodabomba]

you look like a gay version of one of the KISS band

[CRAZYMARK]

It's good to be in-Famous. Even if yer 'gay'....

[fabulousarah]

no bluescreen, yes greenscreen...

[TuluzSrebrov]

hmm... interesting

This is either fake or real:

FAKE- there are wires on the cross or you were just pulled by a wire and removed the wire in a video editing program.

REAL- After a person has mastered highest levels of kung fu things like body obsession and energy waves are possible. Then why not levitation?

I guess i should train harder ^_^;;

if not anything elce, im sure my tutor would be happy

[CRAZYMARK]

Yes, anything is possible. I've seen some freaked-out things in my life- we humans are so limited by the frequency of what we can see and hear. Add the lizard alien brain control waves on everyone, and we are strapped to our 3% potentials.

[TuluzSrebrov]

i know... we get brain-washed at school xD

I actualy do believe human levitation is real because it has been shold on TV (the video can be found on youtube its called "man levitating outside the whitehouse" or something)

Im sure thats for real...

but also there are a lot of tricks people use for youtube. Or they just use a video editing program.

Im guessing this ones real...

[masteez6969]

And you think you get brain washed at school? you are severely confused my friend. the internet is way more fake than what you think. There is no such thing as levitation. it is impossible for the human body to preform such an act. but there is anti gravity. which utilizes the earths pole positions and uses reverse polarity to repel itself away.

[TuluzSrebrov]

the internet might be but the news cant be fake... LOL

[thunderthunderrr]

no the news isnt fake, its just all false information and preceptions fed to us so we can continue on as the govts drones

[masteez6969]

all you did was at 1:03 switch the scene to a green screen and then put a pic of nature in the back and edited around that.

[BlackBandit1923]

fail, this is shit, you can tell its fake

[CRAZYMARK]

Yah, and so is WWE wrestling, right? You tell me this wasn't work!

[ScottishBeaver]

any levitation isnt real its against physics but ill let you have fun and not explain why its not real

[phubans]

It's not "against physics" unless you've never gone beyond 6th grade physics.

[ScottishBeaver]

it is you cant go against gravity without changing the mass of the earth

[phubans]

I think you need to study Einstein's Zero Point Energy theory.

[ScottishBeaver]

u like to make things up you make me laugh

[CRAZYMARK]

Hey- laughing is good. Better than getting your eyes scooped out with a dull spoon at THE BARN OF BLOOD.

[ScottishBeaver]

you didnt get your eyes scooped out who are you kidding

[CRAZYMARK]

Link from my site when you post your SMA!

[Thelosttoa11458]

stop motion animation is fun to play with espeaicaly for this type of stuff

[Exyloni]

it was so fake that it was boring... sry guys i dont like cheap trick's .

[CRAZYMARK]

Aw c'mon- their live vinyl was tha bomb!

[arcanus55]

LMFAO wow i hope you were high as fuck when you came up with this idea, if not then you're just a dumbass with WAY too much time on his hands. And btw, that wasnt even good time lapse animation, the passing of light and jarry frames completely give it away. Anywyas, troll successful, i hope you feel good about yourself you scumsucking cockfag.

[CRAZYMARK]

Hey-like you already have a plan for sucksess - Have fun!

[Serjreaven]

Youtube is definetly filled with dudes who don't understand anything about "Having fun". And I'm talking about most of the people who have posted a comments here until now.

Anyway. Nice vids manipulation/trick, dude. XD

[coolsidshan4u]

gd, nice way to fly.... keep this up...lol

[CRAZYMARK]

If only this were real- the airlines would be SOL.

[SpikeThatGas]

OMG PLZ people why must you make me suck the fame cock! i also have no videos, witch i indend to change when i get my prodigy2 please people if you have nothing to contribute to society please please keep yourself THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!

[CRAZYMARK]

OH NO! THE FAME COCK IS GROWING!

[CRAZYMARK]

Just think of the letdown had I used key words like GIANT BOOBS, SEXY MILF, GOLDEN SHOWER, BONDAGE FETISH, PORN DIVA or MONSTER COCK. See? now you had to make me go and give all you noobs looking to create your own internet fame cock, in a desperate bid to leave some kind of mark on the world. Go for it!!

[ironjihad]

what a complete waste of 1.33mins of my life i hope you stab your face with a dirty syringe you amateur...

[vrblitz]

says a person who has zero videos ^^

[ironjihad]

so fuckin what if i have no videos? i come here to be entertained, not to suck on the internet fame cock, in a desperate bid to leave some kind of mark on the world.

which incidentally this video did not.

should have kept it widescreen so we didn't notice the obvious cut at 1.01. should have found a better place to do it, and not had the camera half a fuckin mile away from where you did the stunt. when someone says they can levitate then has to walk halfway into a field at a certain spot...

[UnderMan1965]

stop motion animation. easy to jump and edit the footage you need.

[LryuzakilightX]

lol thats crazy man.

[CRAZYMARK]

You ain't seen nuthin yet- go check out my insane card stunt.

[Vierotchka]

Jumping stop-motion, quite well done. :)

[CRAZYMARK]

Thanks---and jumping beans help~

[xDarkHadesx]

i loled

[CRAZYMARK]

Now YOU can walk on eggshells with ease.

[BaconStein]

Lol, that actually gave me a good laugh.

[CRAZYMARK]

Good. I heard once somewhere that some university tried an experiment on how much you weigh when your happy n' sad, and the happy person weighed 1 pound less right after a good laugh. Now to get rid of the remaining 193 lbs. holding me down, and I can tell the airlines to go F off~~~

[holmesamuel]

no bluescreen but maybe a green?

[MidnightNinja1]

thats a bunch of bullshit

[CRAZYMARK]

Looks like you and hotspotish should hook up and have kids.

[Justsailaway]

are...are you high?

[CRAZYMARK]

As much as possible.

[CRAZYMARK]

At least it's super something----

[CRAZYMARK]

It real. I was there.

[En2929]

lol stopmotion

[CRAZYMARK]

Bingo- but how did I make the bodybuilding girl who's holding me up from behind vanish throughout the whole thing?

[basniak]

rofl For some reason I believe this makes fun of Criss Angel and all the other guys who do their real "illusions". This was funny, good work!

[CRAZYMARK]

Thanks basniak- If you're ever in Colon, Michigan " magic capitol of the USA ", you'll get the real beef from all the old magic cats on these new "illusionists" and how 1/2 their audience are plants and assistants.

[Chillihot7]

lol :)

[hotspotish]

what the fuck this is horse shit

[CRAZYMARK]

You should know!

[chenczz]

idiot

[CRAZYMARK]

They said that about Bob Dylan when he went electric.

[izdatmee]

stopmotion

lol

u can c how u r at different heights d whole time

[CRAZYMARK]

You have a good eye- use both and get a job at Pixxar.

[misguidedapril]

the sun went down whilst you where levitating... wow, you can levitate through time??

okay, but seriously dude, don't use gods name or mark for special effects as bad as that. it's insulting.

[firta1]

who the fuck cares?!

[CRAZYMARK]

God told me to do it.

[Innocentlive24]

wow men that was real...('.') he can fly.

maybe is beacause is a rocker. not hiphoper r reguetonero..

[CRAZYMARK]

Maybe I'm a rocker grass hopper in this one- I'm above the grass, or is it in me - one toke over the line sweet Jesus. Just don't do drugs.

[jazzat]

what a shocking video

[CRAZYMARK]

Hope you didn't piss yer pants like I did.

[PEIDanielScott]

The way your face paint blends with your sunglasses give the illusion of having no eyes. I like that. But this video made me laugh.

[CRAZYMARK]

I've done my good deed for 2008. Now you'll live to 98 in good health.

[beezkud]

man

u really live up to your name

"crazy" mark

[CRAZYMARK]

Some days you just can't win.

[majik1206]

Man I hate video's thats fuckin' RETARDED,

Thats 1:32 ill never get back........

[CRAZYMARK]

And it only took me 1:32 to create- now THAT should make you feel like you got worked over BAD by a cheap ho with a dozen STD's...kinda like you've been violated by an alien devil wench. Spam is your only cure.

[castledinho]

i waoted 1:31 mins and you flew in the last secomd!

[jaysobad]

nice try but if you look at the ground brightness you can see that the brighness getting lower that mean when is ''fly`` it was just picture nice try and i think you use the abdoe effect ;)

[wolframagnum]

thats was fucking jokes...... hehehe

[apenschyt]

hey i just figured out that i have got very much hair... weird

[therealthing77]

i have to go shit

[deeanaluvsmcfly]

WTF

People who are ty hards and think they can levitate, mannn, dick heads

that was sooo fkd.

[StarDr0ps]

learn to spell. D:

[deeanaluvsmcfly]

WTF

People who are ty hards and think they can levitate, mannn, dick heads

that was sooo fkd.

[7TaLg]

that was pointless

[one9898]

lol 90% of the video is preparation the other 10 was the stunt haha

[sampathj3000]

see time code 1.00 he cut the visual for a different shot but same frame .not very noticeable .thats where he change for the key background shot

[CRAZYMARK]

That's where I was tring out an overhead suspension of multiple fishing wire ties - this was indeed a 'mixed medium' of media, no one way creating this. I suggest boozing a bit beforehand.

[sampathj3000]

can do with out wire ties.what you have to do is  move the static key shot up and down

[dginzbourg]

it is a bluescreen dude!

[st3w132cki3l]

Nope, no blue screen indeed. Just allot o' time, and allot of tedious frame-by-frame's ^^. Nice try though.

[UniverseGirlRI]

LOL the hardest thing about that was cutting the video at the same level you were and jumping across the screen

[1SavageDragon1]

u rock

[PokePOWAH]

easy.

frame-by-frame.

[funnywarrior]

yea not blue screen.... but a green screen XD

[sweffe96]

Lol, cake XD

[emperialist]

dude honestly they are really called bluescreens but the color they are is green

[williamhtrice]

Actually Re Blue screens/ Green screens. Emperialist: you can get a variety of coloured screens for super imposition in post-pro including, blue, green and pink. Used for different applications. And this video doesn't use a blue screen. They just filmed him jumping up a load of times moving forwards a bit each time. Then stop framed it to make it look like he's "flying" it's pretty jerky and crap though.

[JHSproductions]

yea not blue screen.... but a green screen XD

[mozart1986mozart]

OMG lol )))

[dopeMcPot]

yeah i did alot of mush too and did that. Supa fun =D

[sinister358]

Mark, not dissing you or anything, but that doesn't look very real. Most people i have seen can look like they're floating by adjusting their camera. However, the way to levitation is a way of making yourself lighter. So therefore, i have nothing against you.

[CRAZYMARK]

Yah, this was done in minutes, kinda sloppy, I was drunk, must have been on OD of sinus meds, really didn't think it would work- done as a joke more or less, but I really did leave the ground.... dopeMcPot knows where it's at.

[1SavageDragon1]

XD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH­

[johnangelo13]

LMAO.....

[nickdude2400]

hahahaha

[nickdude2400]

i cant belive all u ppl that commented dont know he did the stupid thing, he just did a camera trick it was so damn fake. and crazy mark ur ugly!

[CRAZYMARK]

Ugly AND bad yo-All the better to walk the streets at night and NOBODY fucks with me.

[slayrose100191]

shit, i thought u had it at 1:08 but no

[STlMPY]

Sometimes when I eat Taco Bell I can levitate for brief periods.

But I guess that's more jet propulsion. =P

[CRAZYMARK]

Right on, Stimpy. I believe I did have some nasty enchiladas a few hours before this- don't see no smoke trail though>:-/

[ruubbertoe]

how long have you studied the make a stop motion video?

[CRAZYMARK]

Most of it is just foolin' around at the last minute. You have to get on a roll, crank up the metal, whatever, and just do it. But I've been at it since I saw the Sinbad flicks from years ago-

[ubah]

Hmm, details on how to levitate?:D

[ubah]

Gosh, it seems so discouraging by the amount of work and practice. How long does it really take you to get there? Give some advices for me, please. :D

[CRAZYMARK]

Rum & Coke.

[ubah]

Rum & Coke? I think you're joking. :( I was being serious though.

[CRAZYMARK]

If I could really do this, I wouldn't advertise it-but there were no strings attached.

[FOXBL00D]

kina pathetic

[DavithePimp]

lol its funny but fake

[funnyfucker666]

LOL!!!! nice strings LOL!

love it

[bambigirl123345]

thanks but how long do you medatate and does kung-fu help ty amber

[CRAZYMARK]

I'm always in a state of meditation, some call it daydreaming- it's like a drug - be sure you don't do it when you drive a car, forklift, Amtrak, cruise ship, etc. The kung fu helps in some cases, like when you DO levitate, there seems to be a dimensional shift around you, and evil wicked thingees take form and get nasty, and self-defense is a must.

[bambigirl123345]

omfg teach me

[CRAZYMARK]

first you must swear off video games and go vegan for a week- not. But really, lots of meditation and staying away from average mortals can help. Enroll in a kung fu class, emerse your ears in speed metal.

[hellman101]

lol, nice video

[CRAZYMARK]

yep, truth be known, the sudden speed made me crap my pants during this shoot. Don't eat ANYTHING at least 8 hours prior to levitation and whatever happens next. Try and take a big #1 and #2 before you attempt this.

[blindchad]

OMFG!!!