Never Mind the Buzzcocks S23E01 [Part 3]

[WalterLiddy]

Paloma really is adorable. I think I'm becoming obsessed.

[Jdesflynn]

Paloma, please sit on my cock

[sliver321123]

I can't tell if Paloma looks like an Orangutan, Muppet, or a Muppet version of an Orangutan.

[WalterLiddy]

@sliver321123 I think Noel was closer to the mark - a children's matador.

[sliver321123]

@WalterLiddy

I can't disagree with that. I can't disagree with anything detrimental toward her appearance, despite the fact that I had no clue who the hell she was. :P

[kingcrow15]

noel has an infinite supply of tea

[MicksKicks1]

8I think Noels nervous its his first show as captain and he's shy. I dont think he's staring at paloma, i think he's staring at Phil.

[TheMickeyFrancis]

@MicksKicks1 It's not, he's filled in for three episodes a couple years back..

[TheBurningMan98]

Noel and paloma should get married and have strange, random little children :,D

[TheMadMaud]

i think noel is crushing on paloma :33

[beccaMatus]

I SO CALLED NUMBER 1 AWW YEAH. highlight of my day.... that's sad

[liamblaber15]

I would love to see Noel host this

[Laura1123xox]

i miss simon :(

[DeathMetalRegulator]

NUMBER 1 FUCKING FINE!

[lalagaga333]

Noel is a fairy

[drimachuck]

Noel wearing a Bowie shirt. This pleases mr immensely.

[TylerNerd17]

Noel has game for days.Taking notes from the master of awkward yet adorable flirting

[sofiasofia3]

@mars2011allan You do know this is two years old, right? ;)

[GRUNGECOBAIN666]

@sofiasofia3 ha

[chelsixify]

Aaw! Janeane is smart!

She knew most of the songs in Next Lines more than the others!

She concentrated so much and admire her in this episode! Glad they won!

And Noel gave her cuddle, so her time was not all bad! Think about how she felt guys. Everyone's caring about Noel and Paloma? x

[WalterLiddy]

I like Garofalo, but she seemed lost throughout this. She didn't seem to get the spirit of things. Too earnest.

[kanumbra]

I want Noel's shirt so badly.

[Dufferidiot]

anyone notice Julian Phillip showing the middle finger at 4:22

[HausofJellz]

I think this is like the 24th time I've watched this..

[DerpForce]

People just liked Simon because they thought he was attractive. and when I say "people", I'm speaking strictly about females. too bad he's gay, eh?

[flylikeacow]

@DerpForce He was quite attractive, but he was absolutely hilarious, too.

[Uglyside20]

@DerpForce well, i am a female of the human species and i liked Simon because he was fucking hilarious. I like James because he is fucking hilarious...at least in here. Good looks--while they help--- don't make someone funny.

yet i still miss Amstell.

[Tormentofprophecy]

why is everyone ripping on the american?

i thought she took everything well its just she has a kind of dry humor.

[troglodyto]

what are they drinkikng? for no real reason i imagine its ovaltine. it looks delicious.

[mjgc8755]

COME BACK SIMON! COME BAAAAAAACK!

[JamesRofl]

That American women is such a cunt. Think she thought she was on Question Time as opposed to a comedy panel show.

[MultiHogleg]

@JamesRofl she's not a cunt I think she was just a bit confused

[Megnarm]

I'm so 3008.. 'Come in and.... shut the garden gate?'

[spitfirexftw]

I do have to go listen to Toto now ...

[TheMsBleu]

paloma is too cute(:

[Doodleallie]

i am a holo

[frazandlefty]

I replayed "I am a Haloi" about 5 time love Noel x

[PlagueIndustry]

You know, watching all these guest host episodes, I can't help but think that it would be cool if there was a mystery guest host wearing a mask (neither the captains nor guests will know who it is) that after the introductions will pull of the mask and reveal himself to be Mark Lamarr.

[kpotassium]

@PlagueIndustry dude what the fuck... I was just thinking that o.O

[saintconnnor]

god, coem on, she was so fit, how couldnt it be her

[saintconnnor]

its number 1

[xxxGOLDENGALxxx]

i think i'm in love with noel fielding

[jackjarvisesquoir]

Amstell was the worst thing to happen to Buzzcocks. Bill Bailey should come back as permanent host.

[knuckleskills]

Why is everyone hating on James Corden? I think he does a fine job, not the best presenter ofc but miles away from the worst. At times he's even hilarious! :)

[lmivroman1]

@knuckleskills I completely agree! James is one of my favorite guest hosts!

[cornishpastie9]

@knuckleskills

Because he's an awful human being?

[Hellen813]

is it just me or does Paloma looks like she and Billie Piper could be friends?

[0Passionate0]

I get annoyed at this episode allot; when it was filmed, both Noel and Pamola were in reletionships, so to anyone who didn't know that it's very miss-leading!

I would LOVE Noel and Pamola to be a couple, but they're not and this episode gives everyone false hope!

[webnetterbareflyx]

the fing they said bout number 4 was racist on so many levels

[jonno990]

Just when you think James Corden couldn't get anymore annoying you hear him laugh and think of even more grizzly ways for him to die.

Whoever told him he was funny should also be given a salt water croc for a pet!

Paloma is the sexiest, coolest lunatic to ever walk this planet.

[wallflowerleague]

Noel has amazing cheekbones.

[blouisep]

I love how Noel can't keep his eyes off Paloma.

[Igotoeleven]

Noel is a master of the random comment and I adore him for it.

[thefinalflower]

Ahaha, Number 2 is hilarious. He looks so happy and joyful!(:

[MinyTheWild]

Jeneane is such a downer. She's got a face like a slapped arse all the way through.

[gloomyoutlook]

@MinyTheWild

I think she's depressed from living in America. She used to be so funny D:

[centraslayer]

This is really disappointing. I feel like none of the guests made any impression- Its just kind of... boring.

[fiftycals]

Big surprise, Janeane Garofalo....not at all funny. Slag. Noel to the rescue.



[ImaginedWriter]

That Tanya is a total babe. Jesus look at the body and face on her.

[ShanksDChopper]

Bah! Had I been in Corden's shoes I woulda fixed it so it'd be a draw. I just feel like the whole episode deserved everyone to go home not a loser.

[samijamesmusic]

tom clarke is a legend

[SelfSwindler]

"As far as I'm concerned this whole thing could be a practical joke on me and there never was such a band."

I'm actually in fits.

[CarrieCumfest]

Beatrice Gay? What kind of name is that in the credits? :P

[101Tonia101]

@CarrieCumfest Perhaps abbreviated to Bea Gay... :P

[CarrieCumfest]

@101Tonia101 If that was true that would be amazing. :)

[walrus98]

i <3 ben miller, just saying xD

[marmars1128]

janeane garofalo...uh okay.

[annon1995]

Noel! i love his smile :')

[ShanksDChopper]

This show would have ended alot better if the bassist fellow from the lineup had come back on and shot Corden. Regardless of what he's been up to lately, that would be a lifetime achievement.

[cold197]

i love Noel <3

and now i must make paloma's outfit! i know where to get the pom-poms. . . ;)

[thissfffire]

I'm getting the feeling that Janeane Garofalo really isn't getting the humor. shes so mainstream..

[GEORDIELAD20]

any body notice number 2 stick his finger up when he walked of

[madisonwaverr]

When Noel did the noise for sex on fire, anyone else notice it was a bit of his impression of the kings of leon during Future Sailors tour?> hahahaha

[cold197]

@madisonwaverr yeah wasn't that milk he did on the future sailors tour though? :)

[madisonwaverr]

@cold197 milk? nah, he was talking about Kings of Leon, I remember cause he did the impression three times, and saying each was for a different song, and Julian said he didn't much like the last one.

[cold197]

@madisonwaverr yeah but isn't milk a kings of leon song? (that part was funny) =)

[marshhen]

It is like she actually thought it was a competitive quiz and then also happens to be one of those surprisingly excessively competitive unpleasant people one should never play a game with. 

[lars3939]

@marshhen Or Maybe Corden is an unpleasant man who rubs lots of people up the wrong way

[Owwmykneecap]

Maybe Janeane was moody because corden repeatedly said her name wrong...

[WhereTheFeckAmI]

tom clarke is quite fitt 

[adizzynoise]

I love James.

*Unpopular opinion is unpopular.

[AstaMaack]

Jimmy's laughter is great! :D

[dafalconater]

Janeane Garofalo is makin Americans look bad..that bitch

[jnorris7777]

I love Janeane but, yes, she was not fun. Dammit.  And, I miss Simon too.

[erhaboriE]

...really miss Simon :(

[BoricuaDelight]

Janeane needs to loosen up. but Noel was so cute/funny saying he accidently walked into that guy's dressing room

[cathyL08]

Janine is not interested in comedy whatsoever...straight down to the quiz side of things lol

[IAmTheOneAndOnly1993]

or number 5.. fryer tuck

[JObutarimon]

SIMON :(

[romanpr1nce]

6:21 .... dat ass

[shrimpythebodyguard2]

I love Paloma's game face at 6:21. XD

[lolaloliepop]

I know all these songs for once and they're getting them wrong!

[sk00kumtumtum]

Janeane was such a fucking downer in this episode.

[FaerieDust]

Hm, I wouldn't mind Noel accidentally walking in to my dressing room 0=P What's he say at 05:48, though?

[CitrusToad]

@FaerieDust I'm going to go ahead and say it was a simple "Ai-ya-ma-ho-lo". One of those random things he does, just like throughout the Mighty Boosh.

[Twinklecole1]

God im getting such a B..... ' WHATTT ' hahahahhahahaha XD

[acdcgnrmotcruerock]

In the buffet they don't like it LOL

[SurferGirl8D]

LoLoLoLOlOL 0:39 to 0:53

[NickyLess]

I'm loving this so much :D

[bloodypedant]

without noel and phill this show would have died without simon.

[Mynameisaw]

@bloodypedant Yeah it's not like it went for 18 series without Noel and Simon or anything... Don't get me wrong I don't dislike them, I love both of them, but Buzzcocks has been around for so long without either

[bloodypedant]

@Mynameisaw no,no i agree with you, it just that Simon would be a very hard act for anyone to follow - if mark lamar (and i have nothing against him) had come before simon then i'm not 100% sure he could have pulled it off! :)

[ShanksDChopper]

@bloodypedant And Lamarr wasn't a hard act to follow?

[bloodypedant]

@ShanksDChopper i don't know, i have only seen about 5 of his shows so cannot yet make an objective decision :)

[ShanksDChopper]

@bloodypedant I'm not suggesting it's a matter of who's better, but the show certainly did have the right flow with Lamarr. Amstell did a good job with something that didn't quite feel like it was working anymore.

[dimsumboy22]

@bloodypedant Really now? Cause the show was doing pretty well back when Mark Lamar, Phil and Sean.

[bloodypedant]

@dimsumboy22 well to be honest I haven't seen many of the Mark Lamar episodes so I cannot really judge on that front. I simply meant that Simon Amstell was a massive loss to the show :)

[Misssgagacherryheart]

i think noel and paloma would make a reely cute couple even tho i want him all 2 myself! :)

[Irishandproudtobe]

@Misssgagacherryheart Good eye's mate!!

[chavkm1]

Lol the mugs have alcohol in them dikhed not nothing bellend

[MissQueenB93]

Why is it, whenever they say they are currently working on mew material, we never ever hear from them!...doesn't any1 else find that a little weird???...hahahaaa xD

[MrJamesohh]

I think its brilliant they make a joke and drink out of their mugs, which blantantly are empty.

[grrgrr321]

What was Ben Miller going to say at 1:23?

[Twinklecole1]

@grrgrr321 hhaha he was gonna say " god im gettin such a boner" but he realised there was girls there AND he was on live tv ! Looool that cracked me uppp ! xx

[TheLolly13]

That host has the best laugh

[masters208]

james cordon is brilliant ,,i wouldnt mind if he was the host all the time.

[TR0LL2R0CKS]

wow num1 in the line up is stunning,

[Macnatty]

Paloma Faith is just too gosh darn adorable. I want to give her a huge hug cuz shes so cute!

I would love to stick my tongue down Noel Fielding's throat. Im sorry thats graphic but I dont care, Im crazy about him.

I can see how James Corden may annoy many people on here but I think he's lovely, funny, and seems like a sweet man. I even find him oddly attractive.

As an American, Im all for supporting Janeane Garafolo but as much as I am a fan, she seemed a bit distracted and off.

[ultimate56]

this whole thing could be a pratrical joke on me there was no such band lmao

so true i never heard off them

[AWilhelmJens]

#4 of the 411 line-up was fit!

[desasterz]

Tom Clark, the only real musician left out there.

[Tamashi88]

what does Noel say after the presenter said 'yaaaaouw' in the intros round?

[superbanjoman]

@Tamashi88 I am a'hulu

[BabyG18]

love noels face as they left, cant help but think he loved how they look from the back loool

they are pretty

[jessicar1601]

I always thought Janene was a funny witty girl, she wasn't in this show :( Paloma made up for her attitude though. She's so much fun!

[superhoneybadgerful]

paloma is beautiful.

[MattSavage2006]

@PhysicallySick

100% mate. I'd give my left bollock for a night with her

[JustHannah1]

what happened to Amstell?? It seems a bit drab without him.

[jamesandrew2000]

Love Janeane, but she can't seem to go with the flow here- a suprise to me as she is a quick wit.

[thegirl44]

@jamesandrew2000

You stuck in the 90's, too, Jim?

Janeane hasn't been funny or witty since 1996.

[jamesandrew2000]

@thegirl44 ...Umm OK. I glad you know what others find funny.

[thegirl44]

@jamesandrew2000

I'm not disagreeing with you, Janeane was fantastically funny, 15 years ago.

She isn't anymore. There isn't anything funny about a formerly chubby girl using narcotics to lose weight and the moodiness that said narcotics create.

She's pitiful, now, if anything.

[hanzibanbillabongxox]

Wouldn't it be great to be one of Paloma's kids if she had any :) i would love that so much xx

[Scoob505]

@hanzibanbillabongxox okay then...

[Lissie147X]

I am a holo.

[MattSavage2006]

That line up is fucking sexy...not number 5...

[pugsley141]

that yank womens accent was so annoying ,like a knife cutting through your head.

[Landmarkmoon]

@pugsley141

indeed and she's boring.

[polihi84]

Poor dear, Janeane looked like she had no idea what was going on. Just because she didn't have much to say doesn't mean she's bitchy. I don't understand why people feel they need to criticize everyone all the time. Enjoy the show and shut up!!

[tennant1971]

haha i get the impression she knows exsactly what is supposed to be going on, she just doesn't get the fact no one actually plays buzzcocks like a quiz and it's a bit of fun

[FloraWest]

I agree--as an American, I have to say this episode had more UK references an American wouldn't get than usual. She's actually really funny and smart but the funny panel show that's not really a game show is a format we don't really have over here (*sort* of one on the radio but that's it) and laden with jokes about people she's never heard of so she was at a big disadvantage.

[TheAtomicFirebomb]

1 and 4 are hot!

[doblecoyote]

Ben Miller so turns me on......dammit if only I was 20 years older >: (

[judyluvsnoel]

excellent video quality

[gingy0vitus]

owhh izee in luv wit noel =P

[Englishdosser86]

That first line up was HOT!

(Apart from no. 5)

[thomasimon]

James did a pretty good job seeing that he, normally. is genuine unfunny!

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Wow - what a regular sourpuss Janeane Garofalo was.  What a downer.

[TheBlissfulCynic]

@M0US3P0T4TO It's probably because she's american, and game shows in america are all about winning. In Britain, it's for awesome people to get together under one roof and crack epic jokes:)

[walksofar]

@M0US3P0T4TO

she's a shitty american FEMALE comedian what do you expect??No good female american comedians.

[borjon23]

@M0US3P0T4TO

She was jealous of Noel's affection for Paloma.

[mrbeanaswell]

@M0US3P0T4TO I think she's actually called "Gruffalo"

[peterpansloth]

@mrbeanaswell LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[snowflakett]

I think that Corden did a good job

[slack3rb1tch]

Anyone else noticed the girls from 411 forming a swastika at 0:23

[EatMyCrayonzz]

O.o weird...

[rainaloveslondon09]

I miss Simon!! Simon come back!!

[EatMyCrayonzz]

I was 'practically' heart broken when he left xD He's the cutest and funniest comedian in my opinion. He's doing a show on the bbc soon that he's written, I'm excited xD

[armadillo01]

@humanheadcheese Most of the American guests are the same: They are generally not up on their UK pop culture, so making a joke is hard for them (even David Cross struggled a bit)

[The80sKickAss]

@armadillo01 also the mentality in america is more about winning the game where as on these shows its about being funny. The closest things we've had on tv over here were probably Hollywood squares and Who's Line is it Anyway.

[rainbowsuccubus]

You're right. I'm in the US and I hardly know anyone but I still like this show. I miss Simon

[Rarghimamuffin]

Did anyone notice the bass player dude in the line up gave the finger?

[charmedbabie]

woooow. so why was Janeane there again?? She looks like she could careless.

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

Why didn't Paloma quickly screech "CAME DOWN UPON HIS HEAD!!"

Slight Failure on her part.

Great win for Ben and Phil.

[bluespirtsam]

ty for upload

[teaknees]

Hang on a sec. 3:08. Yeah. Yeeeah.

[mikarocks1]

yeahhhhhh.:)) He;s amazingg=p~!

[teaknees]

Aww, my name is Marion :D

[xxEternalxSunshinexx]

That American bird is so annoying, and boring. Chillax, mate! It's only a fun game show, not a real prize winning game show.