I love this image of Death. This guy is so ordinary, maybe a little sleazy. If he didn't have this job, he might be selling used cars or stuff he found in a celeb's trash. Until now we have built Death up as a big dramatic superhorror. The cloak without a face, the eerily antique farming tool, the grinning skeleton dragging off popes, nuns, peasants, whoever. Not quite real, like talking wolves and ogres. Here we see Death as the Utterly Ordinary, a Death we can live with.
(Ecclesiastes 9:5) For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten.
(Ecclesiastes 9:10) All that your hand finds to do, do with your very power, for there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in She′ol, the place to which you are going.
@franklinjonesii Yeah, generally, I don't look for the answers to the biggest questions in life among iron-/bronze-age ignoramuses. But thanks for that!
You offer plenty of criticism, without guidance. Similar to the way the republilcans in America scream at the president to FIX something, and NEVER actually do anything to help. If you do not believe in a Supreme Creator, you have the right to believe that.
I guess the earth was "created" from a big bang? What banged? How did that atom come about? When, in science, through observation and experiments, has (NOTHING + Nothing + Time) ever = anything comparable to the universe?!?
@franklinjonesii Fans of this show think for themselves. They don't need my guidance. They know HOW to think, and therefore don't need to be told WHAT to think. The simple fact is that no one knows how everything came to be. Atheism is simply the rejection of the answer, "God did it." There is no compelling evidence (arguments are not evidence) that a supernatural realm or Being exists. Even if there were, we have no way to know anything about such Beings or realms. So, what's the point?
That may be true in regard to your fans sir, but not EVERYONE that comes to your postings have an atheistic or agnostic view. Many people are turned away from religion due to the hypocrisy that they see widespread. I am just showing the words from the Scriptures themselves, as to HOW those that speak opposite of what is written, AND still call themselves Christian. Case in point, on this, I placed Ecclesiastes 9:5,10 up, and would ask a "Christian", how do you say ALL bad people are tormented?
@fullfist The people who spend their time watching cartoons and anime generally don't like this kind of thing -- or anything that makes them think, for that matter. You might just want to move along.
You know what? This is the second vid, of yours, that I've seen and I have to say, you are at least "whimsical" which is, strictly speaking, the sanest way to oppose something you think is silly (its just the way culture works, don't ask me why). But then, you probably know that. I save my money for charity, so let me just give you a lead and I'll leave you alone: Mr Deity and His own reflection "Are you talking to me??? Or is that Jesus talking to me?" It could be fun...! (even faitheism)
Funniest in a long time - even props to Young Frankenstein!! --and that's saying something. Still the coolest music ever. Even though I don't "believe" in you, I do believe in you - that's it, I'm donating.
I was thinking about this clip,if this is done in the spirit of the bible, technically the death guy is going to get fired ...pun intended.... down the road anyways seeing as it says in the end God will throw death into the lake of fire.
Hi Misterdeity I cant get enough of these.I'm a total Christian & yet I'm not offended.I love that it's not too a-holey when u do make fun of Him.I also love that He isn't so bright either.Makes this whole situation better.Sorry, I'm kinda gushing.And no,I'm not 1 of those Christians who persecute a person's lifestyle and set of beliefs.A person has a right 2 do whatever the heck they want.Sorry 4 the crazies.But they seem not to understand the concept of differing op's.Keep going,this=AWESOME!
i have enjoyed most of the other clips which were great, this one i think is most illustrative of what coudl be improved which is really that there is an underlying humanism which can make it a bit umm wet
the best ones utilize daltons caustic ( and true ;o) views on women
good humour should corrode people's eyes while they watch it !
i agree with the thoma - dalton interview, it would make a great movie !
I do not find the message offensive. I think the message is strong. I do not like the format. Theses guys are bright but not actors. Just conversing would be for me more informative.
@shnimmuc You mean, like a conversation between the real God and Death? I agree, that would be far more informative. But neither of those guys would return my call. So, I went ahead with this. Sorry.
@shnimmuc Because not all of us like dancing through the flowers with our horsie and rainbow friends while listening to gleefully joyous sax concertos .
@timothy51886 I say the same thing I always have, the message from Mr. Deity is strong the format of the message is weak. When an important concept is presented it should be without terrible acting.
@shnimmuc I feel the viewer cares less about the quality of acting and more about the substance. It is perhaps too much to ask of a small production to have both. People aren't attracted to Mr. Deity for its Hollywood prowess. To complain about its format and acting is akin to being disappointed that Hitchens, Harris and Dawkins don't appear in the series. Why should we expect this when we can view these episodes for free!?
But lets face it, there is no apologetics able to cover hamstringing horses!! I mean, there's nothing they can ever come up with. At least, not yet!
I mention all this, hoping that when you do some future episodes on God's evil nature...which is actually every episode...anyway, I'd love to see you work the hamstringing in there. I bet you can get some mileage out if it! If anybody can, it would be you all!
@Cootabux I love horses myself, but there's really nothing worse than God ordering the murder of babies via genocide. If you want to see our take on that look up, Mr. Deity and the Promised Land.
This is brilliant stuff! Even the Xians who love 2 hate should at least appreciate this material. They'd never admit if they did. They can't even admit that god was at least a tad bit evil, so I won't hold my breath!
Speaking of evil, in my debating, I love asking Fundies 2 explain how their god could hamstring horses & not be considered a true Psychopath!! Apologists can always come up with something explaining god's murdering, but not 1 has ever answered my queries about hamstringing!
hahaha..worst that a dentist and never get invited to parties is hilarious! coat hard impossible to clean and Ive tried scotch guard, hilarious!!! Dvr to fast forward hilarious! Love to death and death's look hilarious! the anti depressant thing and insurance bit was awesom! death guy plays that well and he was awsesome! his expressions priceless!!!
Funny as HELL! Very professionally done. You could be the first "sitcom" producer to get rich syndicating direct to viewers, or at least that's what I'd wish for you, because this is tremendous stuff. If it's true you really are losing subscribers, (how could that happen?) I would wish you'd explore getting sponsorship. I'll be glad to refer you to a couple of people, if you are willing to go that route.
I love these videos .. that's why I finally broke down and made a donation. Gordon Bressak was great as death ... and Brian is always my favorite vision of what a deity would be like if there was one. Would love to see more of Lucy.
BTW - People Donate! - I pay $85 a month for satellite TV and pretty much all of it does not come close to the comedy gold of Mr. Deity - 99cents a week is a small price to pay for such wonderfully written material. I admit that Mr Deity makes me have "Loud Laughter" that my religion does not approve of, but Gosh, Dang, Fetch, Heck, it is funny stuff!
OK I finally gave in and made a Weekly subscription donation of 99cents. That should be able to feed you for at least one day a week as long as you eat ramen noodles. Maybe even 2 days a week if you can get them on sale. Great episode! The only thing that would have made it better is if Death said "Serious as a heart attack!" at 0:13 - LOL - Keep up the good work!
That's so funny! I thought of that exact line there when I was editing, and hated myself for not thinking of it while we were shooting. And thanks for the sub! I'm checking out the online pricing on noodles right after I hit "post comment."
I've been wondering this for a long time now, but why do you always ask for money after every show, when there are many many others making videos just as good as yours, who never ask for a dime, and who don't even have a means to send them money, even if you wanted to?
Don't get me wrong, your show is awesome, it's always pretty damn funny, but there's many other channels I visit, and none of them ask for money, with the regularity that you guys do. Just an observation.
@amberview30 I wouldn't say "better", just different. Mr. Diety is satirical/comical. EdwardCurrant is another satirical one. I also run through a list of about 40+ channels on here with videos ranging from debates, to TED talks, to critiques of the bible/quran, etc.
Some of the other channels I watch are AronRa, Thunderf00t, Best0fscience, CDK007, DRPJones, Zomgitscriss, peach, nonstampcollector, etc. etc. etc. They are informational on the level of science class. Not better, just different.
@squirreljester2 I'm subsribed to all of those. I'm prety sure none of them get most of their income from entertainment. Mr.Diety has to do it this way to keep the shows running. I don't mind them asking for money. It's a part of the cost of enjoying their work. If they didn't bring attention to it, then not many would not think to support the program.
That's right. God created death inside the Garden of Eden. Almost all myths speak of a Golden Age, where there was no death, and life was a paradise. Do we assume only the creatures created inside the Garden die, while those created outside the Garden, the people who were created in God's image live forever? Do we assume that the Garden of Eden put an end to the Golden Age/immortality which thrived in the land outside the Garden, but fell under it's evil spell?--->more
Most of the myths I'm aware of have stories explaining the reason for death, but JudeoChristianityIslamic religion(s) is/are the only one(s) that I know of where God deliberately created death, or DID he create death? He banned the man from the Garden, lest he eat from the tree of life and live forever. And yet, the story implies that Adam is the first of his kind to be created, and the first to die. --->more
That's not quite right because Abel is the first recorded death in the Bible, so that means death originated outside the garden. It was impossible to die whilst in the garden. After eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, the next step in the process was to eat from the tree of life and gain immortality and all that implies. Now death starts to look like part of a process that wasn't meant to go on forever and seems to represent an incompletion rather than completion. ---->
So with this slant on things, it looks as though God did not create or invent death, but removed the keys/components/other stuff necessary to move through the death experience to transformation and ever lasting life. In other words he's responsible for prolonging the death experience indefinitely, so we see it as a finality before we die, and then know one quite knows how we see it after. Two groups of men were created, one in God's image, the other from dirt. No one wants to go there.
No, I was surmising that nothing in the garden COULD die, but I could be wrong. It was stream of consciousness thinking, but sometimes it leads me down the garden path. Hee.
On the other hand, plant waste products produced by plant eating species are recycled to make more plants. Makes you wonder if a plant ever really dies, and what the difference is between plant death and people death. The obvious similarity is that the body dies. --->more
(con'td) Both plan and human bodies die. While the big difference seems to be that plants recycle themselves, they die and come back as a plant. It seems likely that when the human body dies, it likely comes back as a plant, rather than another human. Makes you wonder...
my apologies for the last entry. it was really badly written. wish i could correct it. To restate: the similarity between plants and people is that their body dies, and the difference is that plant remains seem to re-incarnate as plants as they are recycled by nature, and human remains also seem to come back as plants, rather than humans. Makes you wonder if this starts to build a case for eternal life within the garden...
So what does it mean when a human dies and "comes back as a plant"? And you can't possibly deny that happens.
And, how about this... the mass of the human body dies, and since mass can be converted into energy, that energy gets converted into plants and animals, that are eaten by a woman, who becomes pregnant, and has a child, directly because of the energy derived from your body... human -> to energy -> back to human. :)
Oh, I just wanted to add that human to human recycling is not nearly as direct as plant to plant recycling. It's almost as if you can prove that a plant reincarnates as a plant, but I think a human re-incarnating as a human is a bit harder to prove, and a bit more of a stretch in terms of extrapolating what happens to human remains. This puts me in mind of the LHC and its potential to convert the planet into strange matter - all is dead for sure then. But that's another topic I guess.
Well, especially since we pump them full of preservatives and seal them in an airtight box or just set fire to corpses these days. It's hard to reincarnate when your bits are all stuck in a sealed container. Then again, what with all the skin cells and so forth, we're probably reincarnated within our own lifetimes. And remember what Death said to the Viking. 'You're slated for reincarnation. I guess you'll be Bjorn again."
Oh no. I think you're telling me that I'm going to come back as a Nordic, or become Nordic within my lifetime. What makes this so bone chilling is that I'm Nordic already. The past, present and future really do exist simultaneously!
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The ad that popped up at the beginning for me was for "Christian Mingle." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
badmovebaker 2 weeks ago
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badmovebaker 2 weeks ago
I just happened to stumble upon your videos and they are GREAT....well produced, acted and EXTREMELY clever and witty...great job.
puglaw2 1 month ago
I'm gonna subscribe, and I will be getting the dvds, this is brilliant my parents feel the same way, they love it. And really, youre hetero? Lol
gotaybah 1 month ago
Um, Death has a wedding band too? Who?
Sanebison 1 month ago
I love this image of Death. This guy is so ordinary, maybe a little sleazy. If he didn't have this job, he might be selling used cars or stuff he found in a celeb's trash. Until now we have built Death up as a big dramatic superhorror. The cloak without a face, the eerily antique farming tool, the grinning skeleton dragging off popes, nuns, peasants, whoever. Not quite real, like talking wolves and ogres. Here we see Death as the Utterly Ordinary, a Death we can live with.
tamar848 1 month ago
@tamar848 I love it when people get me! Thanks.
misterdeity 1 month ago
ahhh yeah....you go death....lets talk soon.
bakersfieldmusicnow 3 months ago
What a superb episode.
panchoki1d 3 months ago
why does this not have over a million views? All of these videos.
drewskione 3 months ago
"Could be raining..." got me a huge belly laugh out of that - not that I have a huge belly, well not that huge (is it?)...
hznfrst 4 months ago
Your videos are fantastic. Not many people can both put a smile on my face and make me really think.
OpposableTongues 5 months ago
I want to see Jack Nicholson play Death! ..and Kieffer Sutherland can play Mr. Deity!! yeaiii
DrErkencho 5 months ago
Sir i think you are trying to drive Azriel crazy, he is starting to lose his hair.
nesteph 5 months ago
Looks like that's a wedding band on Mr. Deity's finger. How come we never see Mrs. Deity?
lilburndecker2 5 months ago
@lilburndecker2 That's a slip. I always try to remember to take it off. Whoops! And Shhhh.
misterdeity 5 months ago
@misterdeity
I thought Mr. Deity was 'married' to every nun on Earth.
westeightyone 5 months ago
@misterdeity With comments like that, I'm starting to think Mr. Deity enjoys being in the doghouse with Luci.
MultiPaulinator 4 months ago
@misterdeity
Actually, I believe that the Old Testamment God, did have a wife named "Ashera".
She's been nearly edited out, though.
SinnFein4ever 12 hours ago
@lilburndecker2 who the hell do you think Lucy is? he got the ring stuck.
peoplearemessedup 2 months ago
Where does one really go at death?
(Ecclesiastes 9:5) For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten.
(Ecclesiastes 9:10) All that your hand finds to do, do with your very power, for there is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in She′ol, the place to which you are going.
franklinjonesii 5 months ago
@franklinjonesii Yeah, generally, I don't look for the answers to the biggest questions in life among iron-/bronze-age ignoramuses. But thanks for that!
misterdeity 5 months ago
You offer plenty of criticism, without guidance. Similar to the way the republilcans in America scream at the president to FIX something, and NEVER actually do anything to help. If you do not believe in a Supreme Creator, you have the right to believe that.
I guess the earth was "created" from a big bang? What banged? How did that atom come about? When, in science, through observation and experiments, has (NOTHING + Nothing + Time) ever = anything comparable to the universe?!?
franklinjonesii 5 months ago
@franklinjonesii Fans of this show think for themselves. They don't need my guidance. They know HOW to think, and therefore don't need to be told WHAT to think. The simple fact is that no one knows how everything came to be. Atheism is simply the rejection of the answer, "God did it." There is no compelling evidence (arguments are not evidence) that a supernatural realm or Being exists. Even if there were, we have no way to know anything about such Beings or realms. So, what's the point?
misterdeity 5 months ago
That may be true in regard to your fans sir, but not EVERYONE that comes to your postings have an atheistic or agnostic view. Many people are turned away from religion due to the hypocrisy that they see widespread. I am just showing the words from the Scriptures themselves, as to HOW those that speak opposite of what is written, AND still call themselves Christian. Case in point, on this, I placed Ecclesiastes 9:5,10 up, and would ask a "Christian", how do you say ALL bad people are tormented?
franklinjonesii 5 months ago
@franklinjonesii "What banged"?
Dude. learn some basic science.
MrFungus420 5 months ago
@franklinjonesii - So what did god use to create the universe from nothing?
cdhanks 4 months ago
otter pops…love it!
eiledon13 5 months ago
some of these eps are pretty stupid and unfunny, like this one.
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Why is the deity such pussy, with a squeeky voice ?
fullfist 6 months ago
@fullfist The people who spend their time watching cartoons and anime generally don't like this kind of thing -- or anything that makes them think, for that matter. You might just want to move along.
misterdeity 6 months ago
@misterdeity Well played sir, well played.
iz2sicc 5 months ago in playlist Mr. Deity
You should do a pagan episode
shoyruki 6 months ago
God gives us DVR and otterpops :)
rockaholick37 7 months ago
You know what? This is the second vid, of yours, that I've seen and I have to say, you are at least "whimsical" which is, strictly speaking, the sanest way to oppose something you think is silly (its just the way culture works, don't ask me why). But then, you probably know that. I save my money for charity, so let me just give you a lead and I'll leave you alone: Mr Deity and His own reflection "Are you talking to me??? Or is that Jesus talking to me?" It could be fun...! (even faitheism)
MrGodkid 7 months ago
@misterdeity Thank you SO MUCH for giving us sex!!!!
MistressInked 8 months ago
Mr. Deity gave us Otterpops... lol
gvflessas 8 months ago
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"didn't he name a series of camps after you?" fuuuuunnnny
fdasherv 9 months ago
"didn't he name a series of camps after you"? fuuuuunnnny
fdasherv 9 months ago
Funniest in a long time - even props to Young Frankenstein!! --and that's saying something. Still the coolest music ever. Even though I don't "believe" in you, I do believe in you - that's it, I'm donating.
SweetJungThang 9 months ago
turn off the A/C in the room before shooting video... that "rumble" is gawd-awful
GIRVANELLA 9 months ago
"didnt he name a bunch of camps after you?"
MrSwedenik 10 months ago
only death would tell a god too bite him lol
bane9d9 10 months ago
The irony of the whole thing was that Death met Chuck Schuldiner.
METALUPYOURASS97 11 months ago
@METALUPYOURASS97 Well, how could those two not end up together at some point? If there were every a couple destined to be together, it was them.
misterdeity 11 months ago
I think alot of these comments are from people that have nothing better to do but complain about religeous humor. You guys are funny as HELL!!
ahighlife 11 months ago
@ahighlife "Funny as HELL?" Were you being funny? Or, did you just not realize the punnyness?
misterdeity 11 months ago
I was thinking about this clip,if this is done in the spirit of the bible, technically the death guy is going to get fired ...pun intended.... down the road anyways seeing as it says in the end God will throw death into the lake of fire.
glennjridge 1 year ago
@glennjridge Well, there's another episode. Thanks!
misterdeity 11 months ago
OMD Love these vids! Will subscribe pronto
liyhann 1 year ago
It could be worse, you could be trapped in a septic tank.
TGGeko 1 year ago
If thou fails to turn this onto a regular TV show format, I shall smite thee verily. Signed, GOD
pmss68 1 year ago
Subscribed :)
senman6 1 year ago
You should make fun of islam
supersaid23 1 year ago
@supersaid23 The christian god is the same god as both the jewish and islamic god. So in a sence he is.
Nexius8 1 year ago
@supersaid23 See our two most recent episodes -- Mr. Deity and the Matter, and Mr. Deity and the Showroom.
misterdeity 11 months ago
ok dude, time for cable
job1866 1 year ago
I GIVE THEM OTTER POPS!!! HAHA!!!!
mikebaxtersc5 1 year ago
"kurt cobain needed you" Bwahahahahaha! Verry funny dialog. "I kill people for a living. I've done that."
wayne73573 1 year ago
Pretty damn funny! Nobody ever thought about Death's view of his job.
darkknight9761 1 year ago
"It's worse than being a Dentist"
LMAO !
Xigano1 1 year ago
The Otter Pops and Hitler references sold me.
DrOctopusBJJ 1 year ago
@DrOctopusBJJ Otter Pops! Yummy!
Impalamark64 1 year ago
OMG awesome episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gphhawkins 1 year ago
YES they have finally done away with the thumbs for comments.
Mattysmyth0593 1 year ago
"Didn't Hitler name a bunch of camps after you?" lol
NoNamesLeft0102 1 year ago
Hi Misterdeity I cant get enough of these.I'm a total Christian & yet I'm not offended.I love that it's not too a-holey when u do make fun of Him.I also love that He isn't so bright either.Makes this whole situation better.Sorry, I'm kinda gushing.And no,I'm not 1 of those Christians who persecute a person's lifestyle and set of beliefs.A person has a right 2 do whatever the heck they want.Sorry 4 the crazies.But they seem not to understand the concept of differing op's.Keep going,this=AWESOME!
rockettgirl45 1 year ago
"Hitler! He loved you! Didn't he name a series of camps after you?"
Great line.
DylanTownesDrake 1 year ago
Hey Misterdeity, just wanted to say that what you do is great, and i enjoy every single one of you videos. Thank you !
rwandrall1 1 year ago
@rwandrall1 Thanks. I think what you did hear is great! Do I see a mutual appreciation society forming?
misterdeity 1 year ago
i have enjoyed most of the other clips which were great, this one i think is most illustrative of what coudl be improved which is really that there is an underlying humanism which can make it a bit umm wet
the best ones utilize daltons caustic ( and true ;o) views on women
good humour should corrode people's eyes while they watch it !
i agree with the thoma - dalton interview, it would make a great movie !
osip7315 1 year ago
Otter Pops? Where can I find some of those?
yamiblade 1 year ago
It's all about the Otter Pops.
TheAlmightyGuru 1 year ago
I really love this episode! And, Mr.Deity, I got a big kick out of what you said to shnimmuc just below.
(I'm one of your subscriber-contributors, by the way.) Please don't quit!
Ellie49 1 year ago
I do not find the message offensive. I think the message is strong. I do not like the format. Theses guys are bright but not actors. Just conversing would be for me more informative.
shnimmuc 1 year ago
@shnimmuc You mean, like a conversation between the real God and Death? I agree, that would be far more informative. But neither of those guys would return my call. So, I went ahead with this. Sorry.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity great reply! And I think the acting is actually pretty darn good. I wouldn't watch these if it was just conversing.
falconflyer34 1 year ago
Its delightful video!!!! I love it. Continue it please! :-D
dkstmqeee 1 year ago
its ironic that the ads that show up with the Mr Deity Youtube, videos are about taking bible study courses
RandomConversations 1 year ago
Why is this shit on you tube?
shnimmuc 1 year ago
@shnimmuc Because not all of us like dancing through the flowers with our horsie and rainbow friends while listening to gleefully joyous sax concertos .
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
*claps* well said.
yamiblade 1 year ago
@misterdeity
Best answer to anything ever.
tipoomaster 1 year ago
@misterdeity I think everyone is angry because they know that otter pops can destroy the corners of their mouths.
emurhea 1 year ago
@misterdeity I think that analogy kinda got away from you.
Maphysto 11 months ago
@shnimmuc I bet you watched it 'til the end.
GR0ND 1 year ago
I really love this episode! And, Mr.Deity, I got a big kick out of what you said to shnimmuc just below.
(I'm one of your subscriber-contributors, by the way.) Please don't quit!
Ellie49 1 year ago
@shnimmuc I'm sure you could find a video of a shit.
Mattysmyth0593 1 year ago
@shnimmuc your goin to hell :P:P and i don't even believe in god :D
muschikopf1997 1 year ago
@shnimmuc ?
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@shnimmuc Because even intelligent people search youtube
timothy51886 1 year ago
@timothy51886 I say the same thing I always have, the message from Mr. Deity is strong the format of the message is weak. When an important concept is presented it should be without terrible acting.
shnimmuc 1 year ago
@shnimmuc I feel the viewer cares less about the quality of acting and more about the substance. It is perhaps too much to ask of a small production to have both. People aren't attracted to Mr. Deity for its Hollywood prowess. To complain about its format and acting is akin to being disappointed that Hitchens, Harris and Dawkins don't appear in the series. Why should we expect this when we can view these episodes for free!?
timothy51886 1 year ago
Wow, I never thought a joke about Hitler's Death Camps could be funny!
This just proves that in the right context absolutely anything and everything CAN be funny!
hardinmichael1981 1 year ago
Jesse! That thing with nukes714 just kept going. But by the end he sounded less like William Lane Craig and more like Dr. Dino.
sulljoh1 1 year ago
Hysterical.
GermanChocolateCake 1 year ago
I love how everybody wears Hawaiian shirts in heaven. Everybody but Larry, because he's a dweeb. Loosen up, Larry.
angryoldfatman 1 year ago
Death sounds like Rip Torn.
TheRumpletiltskin 1 year ago
#2
But lets face it, there is no apologetics able to cover hamstringing horses!! I mean, there's nothing they can ever come up with. At least, not yet!
I mention all this, hoping that when you do some future episodes on God's evil nature...which is actually every episode...anyway, I'd love to see you work the hamstringing in there. I bet you can get some mileage out if it! If anybody can, it would be you all!
Just a thought.
Cootabux 1 year ago
@Cootabux I love horses myself, but there's really nothing worse than God ordering the murder of babies via genocide. If you want to see our take on that look up, Mr. Deity and the Promised Land.
misterdeity 1 year ago
#1
This is brilliant stuff! Even the Xians who love 2 hate should at least appreciate this material. They'd never admit if they did. They can't even admit that god was at least a tad bit evil, so I won't hold my breath!
Speaking of evil, in my debating, I love asking Fundies 2 explain how their god could hamstring horses & not be considered a true Psychopath!! Apologists can always come up with something explaining god's murdering, but not 1 has ever answered my queries about hamstringing!
Cootabux 1 year ago
OTTERPOPS!! :D
RDog4484 1 year ago
such cool movies, u r a genius mr. deity :)
lequaie1234 1 year ago
Otter Pops lol
bravesirrobin8 1 year ago
"Didn't he name a series of camps after you?"
LOL
UbiquitousChe 1 year ago
Does buying a mug help?
amberview30 1 year ago
@amberview30 Everything helps!
misterdeity 1 year ago
I give them DVRs lol
Carkui 1 year ago
Lol. Ending pwns!
StorminMormin91 1 year ago
I like Death! XD
orgixvi3 1 year ago
ROFL! Amazing... ^.^
dzikv01 1 year ago
I love the "chinese dating" pop up at the end.
wailinburnin 1 year ago
You had me at sex:).
Ripley747 1 year ago
So goddamn funny...
2eelShmeal 1 year ago
I give them otterpops! hahahahahaaha
hzthereaper 1 year ago
muahaha bite me! :3 lol
JulkaWilCZuR 2 years ago
hahaha..worst that a dentist and never get invited to parties is hilarious! coat hard impossible to clean and Ive tried scotch guard, hilarious!!! Dvr to fast forward hilarious! Love to death and death's look hilarious! the anti depressant thing and insurance bit was awesom! death guy plays that well and he was awsesome! his expressions priceless!!!
mytv80 2 years ago
"Didn't he name a series of camps after you?"
/<3
Karanime 2 years ago
Funny as HELL! Very professionally done. You could be the first "sitcom" producer to get rich syndicating direct to viewers, or at least that's what I'd wish for you, because this is tremendous stuff. If it's true you really are losing subscribers, (how could that happen?) I would wish you'd explore getting sponsorship. I'll be glad to refer you to a couple of people, if you are willing to go that route.
Stafford "Doc" Williamson
winfotech 2 years ago
I bet he's working overtime now with Haiti
2fHk4OiSKV1yF7jgs5n3 2 years ago
@ 2fHk4OiSKV1yF7jgs5n3
Too soon!
sageify 2 years ago
He just flew to Chile! And it's still raining here in Seattle!
Zylophila 1 year ago
LOL...if there was a god he would definitely be like this! And if he was I would definitely be a theist.
HeraclitusRocks 2 years ago
@HeraclitusRocks
Perhaps the big man is like this
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gerard1875 2 years ago
woo seattle!
urmstonable 2 years ago
I love these videos .. that's why I finally broke down and made a donation. Gordon Bressak was great as death ... and Brian is always my favorite vision of what a deity would be like if there was one. Would love to see more of Lucy.
johnlcallaway 2 years ago
So would I
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gerard1875 2 years ago
people actually removed their subs? that's insane.
Subfightr 2 years ago
Bite Me! I love it! keep it up mr D!
hotmercedes 2 years ago
This show is class
I am a subscriber
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gerard1875 2 years ago
"Thin the herd"
KenMacMillan 2 years ago
"dead beat" lol
superbailita 2 years ago
LOL woww
lusciouslime 2 years ago
You have a really nice camera.
DudeWheresMyMind 2 years ago
Death: I kill people for a living!
Deity: I've done that...
megissuperrad 2 years ago
This was fresh underwear funny!
Sarge084 2 years ago
"Could be worse"
Hilarious!
pntmass 2 years ago
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ "Hitler needed you... Didn't he name a series of camps after you?" Lol, oh Mr Deity!!
therugdoctoranimesux 2 years ago
lol, Stalin needed him more than Hitler & Mao needed him even more than Stalin.
KenMacMillan 2 years ago
Lol. Hitler named camps after Death!
tommyk77 2 years ago
Love your show! Keep up the good work!
aGuy 2 years ago
Death has to pay his own Zoloft. Great. ;)
DokDicer 2 years ago
BTW - People Donate! - I pay $85 a month for satellite TV and pretty much all of it does not come close to the comedy gold of Mr. Deity - 99cents a week is a small price to pay for such wonderfully written material. I admit that Mr Deity makes me have "Loud Laughter" that my religion does not approve of, but Gosh, Dang, Fetch, Heck, it is funny stuff!
LivingOnVideo13 2 years ago
OK I finally gave in and made a Weekly subscription donation of 99cents. That should be able to feed you for at least one day a week as long as you eat ramen noodles. Maybe even 2 days a week if you can get them on sale. Great episode! The only thing that would have made it better is if Death said "Serious as a heart attack!" at 0:13 - LOL - Keep up the good work!
LivingOnVideo13 2 years ago
That's so funny! I thought of that exact line there when I was editing, and hated myself for not thinking of it while we were shooting. And thanks for the sub! I'm checking out the online pricing on noodles right after I hit "post comment."
misterdeity 2 years ago
Do you have enough bananas? I am told they are good for you.
Gerard new subscriber
gerard1875 2 years ago
"Hitler even named a series of cmaps after you"
Haha, clever.
VenomKing666 2 years ago
I've been wondering this for a long time now, but why do you always ask for money after every show, when there are many many others making videos just as good as yours, who never ask for a dime, and who don't even have a means to send them money, even if you wanted to?
Don't get me wrong, your show is awesome, it's always pretty damn funny, but there's many other channels I visit, and none of them ask for money, with the regularity that you guys do. Just an observation.
squirreljester2 2 years ago
Hey squirreljester2, I've answered this on our donate page. Go to our website and click the donate button. It's all explained there.
But it's basically like asking PBS why they do pledge drives.
misterdeity 2 years ago
So your like PBS? Interesting.
squirreljester2 2 years ago
@squirreljester2 what have you been watching that it better than mr.deity?
amberview30 1 year ago
@amberview30 I wouldn't say "better", just different. Mr. Diety is satirical/comical. EdwardCurrant is another satirical one. I also run through a list of about 40+ channels on here with videos ranging from debates, to TED talks, to critiques of the bible/quran, etc.
Some of the other channels I watch are AronRa, Thunderf00t, Best0fscience, CDK007, DRPJones, Zomgitscriss, peach, nonstampcollector, etc. etc. etc. They are informational on the level of science class. Not better, just different.
squirreljester2 1 year ago
@squirreljester2 I'm subsribed to all of those. I'm prety sure none of them get most of their income from entertainment. Mr.Diety has to do it this way to keep the shows running. I don't mind them asking for money. It's a part of the cost of enjoying their work. If they didn't bring attention to it, then not many would not think to support the program.
amberview30 1 year ago
I love Mr.Deity! Make a donation if you do. I did!
stewiefg2005 2 years ago
Thanks stewiefg2005. And everyone else, pay attention! You are in the midst of a great leader! We should all follow Stewie's example.
misterdeity 2 years ago
I agree and have also signed up for a regular subscription
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gerard1875 2 years ago
I'm also a big fan of Mr. Deity. Unfortunately I can barely afford to eat. Donations are not possible.
bobx2x2 2 years ago
Mr. Deity says "oh, my God"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CQMI 2 years ago
Did I really? I try never to say that one the show. You're gonna have to give me a time on that.
misterdeity 2 years ago
"Oh my gosh" at 1:31
Not "oh my god."
Close, but not quite.
ezmorningrebel 2 years ago
yes --at 1:31
I dunno -- it sounds an awful lot like "you-know-who"
CQMI 2 years ago
That's right. God created death inside the Garden of Eden. Almost all myths speak of a Golden Age, where there was no death, and life was a paradise. Do we assume only the creatures created inside the Garden die, while those created outside the Garden, the people who were created in God's image live forever? Do we assume that the Garden of Eden put an end to the Golden Age/immortality which thrived in the land outside the Garden, but fell under it's evil spell?--->more
lessermystery 2 years ago
Most of the myths I'm aware of have stories explaining the reason for death, but JudeoChristianityIslamic religion(s) is/are the only one(s) that I know of where God deliberately created death, or DID he create death? He banned the man from the Garden, lest he eat from the tree of life and live forever. And yet, the story implies that Adam is the first of his kind to be created, and the first to die. --->more
lessermystery 2 years ago
That's not quite right because Abel is the first recorded death in the Bible, so that means death originated outside the garden. It was impossible to die whilst in the garden. After eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, the next step in the process was to eat from the tree of life and gain immortality and all that implies. Now death starts to look like part of a process that wasn't meant to go on forever and seems to represent an incompletion rather than completion. ---->
lessermystery 2 years ago
So with this slant on things, it looks as though God did not create or invent death, but removed the keys/components/other stuff necessary to move through the death experience to transformation and ever lasting life. In other words he's responsible for prolonging the death experience indefinitely, so we see it as a finality before we die, and then know one quite knows how we see it after. Two groups of men were created, one in God's image, the other from dirt. No one wants to go there.
lessermystery 2 years ago
I was created in my Father's image. And I have the DNA test to prove it (long story).
misterdeity 2 years ago
care to share? is your story evidence that Adam was created in God's image?
lessermystery 2 years ago
Umm, the bible says that Adam ate plants as food, which is plant death... IN the garden. Are you saying plants aren't alive?
squirreljester2 2 years ago
No, I was surmising that nothing in the garden COULD die, but I could be wrong. It was stream of consciousness thinking, but sometimes it leads me down the garden path. Hee.
On the other hand, plant waste products produced by plant eating species are recycled to make more plants. Makes you wonder if a plant ever really dies, and what the difference is between plant death and people death. The obvious similarity is that the body dies. --->more
dancetoons 2 years ago
(con'td) Both plan and human bodies die. While the big difference seems to be that plants recycle themselves, they die and come back as a plant. It seems likely that when the human body dies, it likely comes back as a plant, rather than another human. Makes you wonder...
lessermystery 2 years ago
my apologies for the last entry. it was really badly written. wish i could correct it. To restate: the similarity between plants and people is that their body dies, and the difference is that plant remains seem to re-incarnate as plants as they are recycled by nature, and human remains also seem to come back as plants, rather than humans. Makes you wonder if this starts to build a case for eternal life within the garden...
lessermystery 2 years ago
So what does it mean when a human dies and "comes back as a plant"? And you can't possibly deny that happens.
And, how about this... the mass of the human body dies, and since mass can be converted into energy, that energy gets converted into plants and animals, that are eaten by a woman, who becomes pregnant, and has a child, directly because of the energy derived from your body... human -> to energy -> back to human. :)
squirreljester2 2 years ago
see? aren't these romps fun?? for a good time call.... :)
lessermystery 2 years ago
Oh, I just wanted to add that human to human recycling is not nearly as direct as plant to plant recycling. It's almost as if you can prove that a plant reincarnates as a plant, but I think a human re-incarnating as a human is a bit harder to prove, and a bit more of a stretch in terms of extrapolating what happens to human remains. This puts me in mind of the LHC and its potential to convert the planet into strange matter - all is dead for sure then. But that's another topic I guess.
lessermystery 2 years ago
Well, especially since we pump them full of preservatives and seal them in an airtight box or just set fire to corpses these days. It's hard to reincarnate when your bits are all stuck in a sealed container. Then again, what with all the skin cells and so forth, we're probably reincarnated within our own lifetimes. And remember what Death said to the Viking. 'You're slated for reincarnation. I guess you'll be Bjorn again."
Chiscringle 2 years ago
Oh no. I think you're telling me that I'm going to come back as a Nordic, or become Nordic within my lifetime. What makes this so bone chilling is that I'm Nordic already. The past, present and future really do exist simultaneously!
dancetoons 2 years ago
You you were Bjorn once, are currently Bjorn and will be Bjorn again. Indeed a disturbing circumstance.
Chiscringle 2 years ago
Mr.D, you rock!
oldhipp13 2 years ago
Sounds like Death needs to go on strike.
MajorSeventh 2 years ago
hehe...Otter Pops! YESSS!
sthurmo 2 years ago
Movie would be great...you guys are AWESOME...and it doesn't even look like you tried!!
drbuddha 2 years ago