lard - mate spawn & die

[PostEchoCorp]

You can't throw me to the lions

I'm Charlton Heston!

[ogCritter]

known about lard going on 12yrs now and still very underground. but still can't find much Poxy (help)

[mysterycity23]

LOVE IT!They used the riff to california ubber alleis cause the other members wanted to sell the rights to that tune to a car company 4 a commercial.Jello was not having any of that,fought back,&retaliated with this diddy.Can not belive they tried to also tour with a new singer.Pathetic

[adamwilliamgroves]

@mysterycity23 its holiday in cambodia riff you dick

[mysterycity23]

@adamwilliamgroves Yeah, I meant to say that, obviously because of the rest of my post. I didn't come back and correct myself because I figured people would be able to figure that out. Wasn't one of my best weeks, but you know, I always have assholes who know their punk rawk to come back at me with fierce self-rightiousness. I love when the young boys call me a dick.

[lowbutlow]

lard is and was unique during mini-album and album but all coming after shall be just a project w/ another name. love and hate and respect ot all people involved this.

[MPSecare]

this shit is funny man, love both DK and Ministry, it just sounds bizarre to me but I kinda like it

[huether101306]

DK... dennis kaiser.... see ya soon maaaaaan! ... aliens & jello go together like beans & pie .... pudddin pie! mmmmmm doo doo baby

[adriancamano1]

come on im a salmon almost done kicking ass on this fucked up planet who wants continue to have fun hook up im the best fisherman on earth hhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhyaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look out kooks and demons not welcome haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa peace

[htiberian]

this song doesn't remind me of holiday in cambodia at all

[ballpeenbaby]

Gotta rinse this jizz off before morning or else it'll itch for a week....

[smegweevil]

Riveting stuff! Brought up on 70's and 80's AM radio this kind of song blasted me past what I imagined were the horizons of music. Top!

[electricmongoloid]

Question : Are you still THE BEST BAND IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE ???

[GolliwoggMusic]

Golliwogg APPROVES of this song.

[orbasm5]

Jello + Al + Paul + various Ministry crew = sonic bliss

[Khimkharmakan]

Are those salmon upstream turning red

From sheer embarrasment?

[HyperVoldo]

the main riff souds suspiciously like Holiday in Cambodia's bass riff

[roge69charger]

Very Intense! Great!

[christabelaroo]

I'd like to have a t-shirt made with this on for my 4 year old son.

[nazaxprime]

@christabelaroo Make your dream a reality.

[della8rocks]

loved them since they came out big fan of Jello and Al and all the crazies

[stevemangler1]

Kicks some heavy ass ! Gotta love 'em !

Jello's played with some greats ! No Means No , DOA , Melvins , even Nik Turner !

He's the man .

[robjirasama]

some of the heaviest sheise out there... may the farce be with y'all!

[MrAdammassacre]

aint heard this in YEARS brings back memories \m/

[namrehs1000]

GREAT SHIT!!!!

[dano0420]

Re:AGNO. Your comment say's it all!!! I was thinking on the same line's as ya!!!

[JizumChrust]

Don't know how many times I tripped to this album 20-years ago but god damn it rocks without drugs too!

[01odessa]

@JizumChrust right enough mate always wasted to these

[della8rocks]

@JizumChrust Aint that the truth

[SirLemon123]

JELLO!!...

:D

[danilishusful]

mate, spawn, and die!!! yeah.

[Bolimbe]

i totally forgot about lard, omfg. I saw ministry back in 92 or 93 when jello spoke and never put together that lard was him and them.

[squibblejack]

MATE, SPAWN, & DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OH2KV]

Looking forward to death

[Optimat1000]

awesome (of coz).

[AntonCoil]

Crucifix or lubricant. Government by fad!

Man, nobody was safe on this album. I haven't heard this in years... Pure brilliance!

[theinfectiondrummer]

why am i just finding this NOW?

[JimmyDFFDBorneo]

Reminds me of the sound tracks to the original DOOM games. This is a good thing.

[469jasper]

this has to be my favourite,sounds cool on p.c.p but im clean now except weed c mon im canadian we love our weed,best in the world.

[ISawBonez]

Jlo Sounds a lil alienist like in this song. Of course i love it... wait isn't spawning and mating the same thing?

[bofhorg]

Nah, mating as in sexual intercourse does not necessarily result in offspring (the spawning)

[jonyfry]

Mating = fucking

spawning = having babies

[maythefarcebewithyou]

good music - great riff wish there was more "lard" music to come

[vafthrudner]

according to wiki, jourgensen and biafra are working on a new album

[maythefarcebewithyou]

Hey- thanks for info I will keep an eye out for any new stuff, the latest I have heard from him is "Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo school of medicine"- there is an excellent song called "electronic plantation", that's good- and can be heard on youtube.

[the42voice]

@vafthrudner it is a fun rumor but I'm not holding my breath . . . just crossing my fingers

[blix990]

Dont mate, dont spawn, just DIE.

[jhgonzo]

Mate, spawn, and die...story of my life.

[dabobohio2]

VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!!!!! lmao

[lgacouldbedangerous]

You can't throw to the lions

I'M CHARLTON HESTON!

[smegweevil]

Wow. This music really blasted down the doors of conventional tunes that I was infected with in the early 80's. The 80's had a lot of excellent music but this stuff really tore into your mind with all guns blazing.

[MrMcAloney]

This is post 80's guy...

[deafcon4]

@MrMcAloney it was released in 90

[MrMcAloney]

My bad actually. Late 80's was the start of Lard.....initally, early 90's came to mind....

[david19893]

"may the farce be with you".........

[solunasonic]

breeders eh?jello roks well with ministry,yes almost forgot how good this sh*t is....still.

[vashiikpashiik]

i must feed my dog

[mrshef666]

dial 1-800 and suck me dry!

[dj9ry]

think about it

[VeldigdeiligfraNorge]

god jul

[VeldigdeiligfraNorge]

god jul

[agnosticator]

that it sounds like "holiday", I mean

[SylvestreMatuschka]

Great song, almost like SYLVESTRE MATUSKA

[vortexx1969]

..and there is always the"Moon over Marin"...Thanx;-> for reading this!

[katrastrophy]

whoa sounds eerily like "Holiday in Cambodia"? Maybe maybe not-JUST MY OPINION-likely get skinned for that .....maybe maybe not.......oh well f' you in advance then:-P

[eckmacdonald]

Agreed but on pcp!

[agnosticator]

yeah, it's just obvious enough that it was most likely intentional, as an homage. I mean, surely they didn't think no one would notice it :D

[Lobonsky]

Memories....William S Burroughs,Butthole surfers and Jello and his mad crew of mix ups with a message.....sure beats the drudge!

[suhimuhi]

Perfect!

[auschwitzu]

best song,song?

jello biafra dosent know komunism!i know.ive been in this shit 25 years.

[jerryskid1]

The Power of LARD!!!

[agnosticator]

Speaking as a fan of both Dead Kennedys and Ministry, I think Lard absolutely represents the best of both. Awesome, awesome stuff that surprisingly few people know about.

[infesticon]

@agnosticator Wonderful discovery when they do find out about em though :)

[SuperExponential]

@agnosticator amen



[nazaxprime]

@agnosticator Surprise, I KNOW!

[punkpirate33]

with luck

[cslolcs]

LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!

[prevenge]

MY-MY-MY-MY!

[sikmagpie]

You´ve gotta hand it to Jello He´s always at the cutting edge!Avant garde could´ve been invented for him !Still Awesome and angry after all these Years!!

[hfishmuck]

still awesome

[chickenblaster]

This album is so colossally intense, and fun!!

[kiwanotree]

You can't throw me to the lions

I'm Charlton Heston!

You can't throw me to the lions

I'm Charlton Heston!

[dieterderblau]

They can now, Charlie's dead...

[adamfinspain]

in one corner of the ring, that cherished myth, falling in love solves every problem you ever had! classic!!!

[V0lk]

hair by mail

tit jobs for teens

go broke appearing rich

searching for rosebud in the fire

[Loopjump]

Nice one, great for heating up the coils...

Rosebud? I don't remember seeing Charlton heston in Citizen Kane

[delboy1978uk]

love it!

[Zoyxx]

Great tune

[oldetyme22]

kick ass tune!

[zedtherapist]

its the same tune as "holiday in cambodia"