Blow Up Lulz

[staygroovylikemon]

anyone else go back to 0:03to see if it was actually him?

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

@nerimon is your puff real?

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

Other than a rapist why would someone buy a sex doll? Is her super power... Vibration? Sexually frustrated people are weird!

[kaylamorningstar]

how does one have an "inviting anus"?

[leoniekoni]

I wonder why alex chose that to buy as a souvenir...

[megapowerman12]

have you ever ``Used´´ it?

[emilynesheva]

00:04 pffff, alex, thats not u on the magazine, your hotter than that

[DanceEllaDance]

face replaced

[Nicoleg1299]

Luvin Charlie's reaction

[hp4tw]

What did you do with it?

[MissReckless95]

Child size... xD

I feel as though watching this that I'm probably 'child size' at 5 ft 3....

xD

hey U! no discriminating against short people! Lmfaooo XD

[LMC931]

''Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.'' REFERENCE FOUND!!!!!!

[EruptingToaster]

@LMC931 Coconuts man...yes.

[accionerimonstarkid]

"you see these in films" what films have you been watching Alex?

[shikamaruisfit]

Charlie sounded so uncomfortable :')

[Ginicanbreathe]

"some as big as your head" , ZAZO from Lion King <3

[kaylamorningstar]

I wonder how many people sent him a picture of them in a sexy position ...

[nerimon]

@kaylamorningstar NOBODY

[kaylamorningstar]

@nerimon Well that's a tad disappointing now isn't it? Maybe you didn't ask nicely enough. I was going to reply to this with something witty, but alas, my wit has failed me.

[ChocolateFlux]

@nerimon

Challenge accepted.

[MrPaulHaw]

The doll looks Russian... :P

[BritBratters]

"That's not Nicci at all!" hahahaha

[nowheregirl007]

..... What kind of films did you see blow up dolls in Alex? O_O

[Rangermiss]

'Face replaced' nice one ;-)

[xxjanie182]

Two c's one i? There's definitely two i's in Nicci haha

[12pokechamp]

Haha, the Coconut Song! XD

[kifrosty]

2 C's and 1 i....so you know she's not fucking around!

[kifrosty]

2 C's and 1 i....so you know she's not fucking around!

[icanseeuranus]

i didn't know what a perineum was so i searched it on google images and died instantly

[biskit71]

@icanseeuranus lol i did too and a picture of britney spears was on there

[thegamingkidd]

I dont know why but i imagine him leaving the expedition and catching the bus. As he waits for the bus the bag falls over and out falls the box with the doll. And people are just looking at him with there judging eyes.

[GeezernortProduction]

"This is Nicci, two c's, one I, so you know she's not fucking around" LOL!

[TheMotionUK]

@GeezernortProduction is there a joke behind this because i'm a bit confused haha

[GeezernortProduction]

@TheMotionUK No, it's just funny the way he says it xD

[Emmy7Mint]

I heard the opposite of the English being "stuffy", then again it was an article of doggers.

[diane8alice]

so i guess it didn't get flagged. LOL

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@diane8alice lol it did XD it's just age restricted now.

[blubpunkt]

i actually was drinking tea as he said rub it on anything, no more tea left now =[

[LoveToSing1122]

"two Cs, one I... so you know she's not fucking around." :P

[conversegirl1311]

..... is anyone here not 18?

[kaylamorningstar]

"inviting anus" hm .. how exactly does ones anus seem inviting?

[seg1014]

I think I'm the same height as Nicci

Not something I'm too proud of :D

[nely182]

The most horrible is the amount of people who buy that shit

[conversegirl1311]

i laughed so hard when charlie walked in.

"you know i just wanna have a look-"

"...... what're we going to do with it?"

[2ndsopranopride]

Alex: "Ahahaha What? That's Not Nicci At All!!!"

Me: *pause* LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[DarcieandNina]

This is too wrong :/

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

I'd fuck it

[merunfaster]

"What are we going to do with it"? Yeah, that is totally not helping the cherimon rumors lol

[tcaldwell91892]

That's terrifying...

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Alex you always laugh so hard at whatever Charlie says...

[stephisgay1]

your hair was at its hottest here alex



[koolchick1056]

Charlie: what we gonna do with it?

Alex i dunno we could put it next to amy as a companyan

me: only people in the world using a sex doll as there ornaments friend

[tinysocks3]

Now I am not a Cherimon person, but I can not be the only one who thought wrongly when Charlie was like, Well, what we going to do with her? ;)

[DeonRai1]

Finally I can watch this ! I'm 18 ! Yay !

[sweetyamz09]

"we?"

[sittinginsmallplaces]

"Thats not Nicci at all!" ahhahah

[ReadMyCrimsonLips]

"That's me there" cracked up already hahaha

[LovelyJessica24]

"Nicci, two c's one i so you know she's not fucking around." Haha! x

[nowheregirl007]

WHAT KIND OF FILMS ALEX?!! O_o

[XxGothiPunkxX]

blatantly used that :')

[dwynwen92]

"big ones, small ones...some as big as your head" hahaha

[geekloverbitchhater]

hahaha alex has a sex toy

[limegreendonkey77]

@geekloverbitchhater Yep, that was made preeetty clear in the whole video...

[geekloverbitchhater]

@limegreendonkey77 it's my job to state the obvious in life...

[limegreendonkey77]

@geekloverbitchhater You keep thinking that...

[RockingOcean92]

Thumbs up, cause my name is Nikki and I just freaked out BAD! X'D

[ElusiveLADY8]

Lol that was funny ! I can't believe men actually enjoy those things they are so weird. You made me laugh Alex gud vid x

[Yukisohma243]

oh charlie.

[frugalfruit]

you look like shaggy form scooby doo in the video. hehe

[iamlikewhatever]

There are definitely two "i"s in "Nicci". Lol well done.

[OoopsIAteSomePeople]

hahaha xD

[Ashchethem]

LOL at Charlie. I kind of wish we were roomies. XD

[lapoppy22]

Face replaced xD

[LoverElephant97]

£20 down the drain.

[wollimi]

They don't even have the same hair colour, that's just weird..

[unisarahtops]

Now the question is, did you keep it? I would've hid it around the apartment for a few days and let Charlie find it in a cabinet or something. :P

[InbarTheTroll]

The thing is, she's a sex doll. she it most definitely fucking around.

[LittleBubzz]

Thumbs up if your also under 18:P

[tigresGaby]

im wondering how tall he is for some reson

[Diabloamarant]

Did you know 'lul' means 'cock' in Dutch?

[bereme]

I can imagine Charlie coming in and his face when he says: "...Alright... what are we gonna do with it?" Haha :)

[nnatiss]

you're sex adict hanny!! ¬¬

[Noadc]

I'm finally 18! I CAN FINALLY WATCH THIS! YES!

[xoPOREOTICSxoFANxo]

:') alex you make me laff so hard.im 13 and live in new jersey. and we have the shows like jersey shore and just the fucking most retarded shows ever. your youtube channel (and charlieissocoollike and lukeconard) make me sooo happy.people always make fun of me just because i dont watch people make fools of themselves. thanks for making my life 100x better!!!! <3 hope that u keep making these videos(:

[godsroomate]

@xoPOREOTICSxoFANxo If you lived in my part of NJ i would consider you awesome for not watching shows like that

[Mosoinia]

and then his mother walks in

this is actually the weirdest video ive ever seen.

Im sorry to say that part of my respect for you has been lost...

im quite sad about it as well...

[Mosoinia]

and then his mother walks in

[NamesNaming]

I love how he compared Nicci to a hammer you get a fun fairs that make them squeaky sounds. I just won't be able to look at them anymore. ;( No more fun fairs for me..

[balloooonatic]

is anyone else here not 18?

[asdfuckyouwhore]

@balloooonatic me :D

[definitelyover19]

@balloooonatic I made this account just to watch this video because it's the only nerimon video I hadn't seen... Probably won't use it again but there you go XD

[ddc32997]

Get some clothes for her, then set her up in the living room( give her a clown mask to hide her face, or somthing like that xD) Ta daaaaaa

[singable123]

whats your email?

[ElviraXo]

Omg, this made my day. I love you Alex haha

[CrepsleysAssistant]

I wish we could have seen Charlie's face. Lol

[Opheliasawersomeness]

guys, stop feeding the trolls! geez.

[kingcherub11]

@h2purple fucking religious nut jobs blocking up the comments

[OMGitsLucy814]

So, I just turned 18 two days ago, so mow I'm old enough to watch this video. so glad i did, because it was absolutely hilarious.

[backtoschoolblog1998]

Only Alex would buy a blow up sex doll just because. xD

[claireaddison101]

Just put a Megan Fox mask over her... :)

[FretLegendSmithy]

ha. vadg lips. that made me laugh.

[animenerd182]

best face replace ever! XD

[rougefantasyinfused]

I found myself legitimately wondering at the end of this video if he ever ued that....

[TheRatherLikely]

@h2purple you're almost as funny as the blow up doll :)

[LucieAriaSekca]

I'm a Christian and I still watch and like Alex's videos just not the ones when he mentions he's an atheist or goes on about. I fully accept that he can choose whatever he wants as long as he doesn't try and change me.

[jaydenkayden]

umm...you bought the cheapest one...of course it wont look like the model on the box and will smell like rubber.......if you buy the ones for bout 90-150 pounds a real porn star comes out of the box, however theres no guarantee that shes still alive

[1Lanavis1]

@jaydenkayden Lmao

[h2purple]

you don't believe in God, but still you just said that you feel like God, because you blow breath of life into a doll...so you DO believe there is a God, the real God, who brought about life, humans, and all others, but you refuse to acknowledge him!!! You my friend are a fool!!!

[ncturnbough83]

@h2purple troll...

[Wrash16]

@h2purple I knew there was gonna be some almighty christian fellow who tries to turn the smallest things into a SHOCKING RELIGION REVELATION... asshat

[h2purple]

@Wrash16 ohhh I foresee that there would be a rude senseless person on youtube to make a foolish remark to my comment...boo hoo life goes on. In Christ alone!!!

[grandchildofchaos]

@h2purple He was kidding.... Atheist people (including Alex) still say 'Oh God' or "oh my God'. Saying you feel like santa when you give out a bunch of presents doesn't mean you believe in santa, does it? Stop taking everything so literally.

[h2purple]

@grandchildofchaos Uh these were expressions! He specifically spoke of something which only the True living God did, he breathed breath of life into man.

[grandchildofchaos]

@h2purple I can't tell if your a troll or you don't have a sense of humor.

[persephonie025]

is it just me or is his laugh adorably cute!!! i liked it when charlie came in he probably was like wtf yet fasinated...lol

[TeamStephenson]

Alex is my secret pleasure

[greenlicksoup]

what! thats not nicci! ahahahahahaha

[AlexAmyGilbert]

Charlie sounded awkward xD

[bryonywalsh]

this is just fantstic! So many other youtubers are worried about being flagged and never using bad language, making your videos very refreshing to watch! there are 18+ people on youtube too not just little kids!

[SxcDubliner]

WE are going to use it for 3somes Charlie

[gracefulnerd]

I'm slightly worried that Charlie asked "what are WE going to do with it"

[randomnessofmoi]

Bahahaha o Alex! I love how serious u r wen u talk about such things. Tehehe

[kikitikiboom]

LOL Alex can make the most awkward topic and make it ... more awkward.

[welaughindoors91]

i watched this in a starbucks (back against the wall, no one could really see the screen thank god) but ppl were still suspicious bc I kept turning bright red and howling with laughter.

you're amazing.

[dupertail]

Ive watched this video about 5 times and i just realized that there are actually 2 i's. I was too busy laughing

[TheAnimeluver13]

What does Alex's mom think of this purchase??? Hahahaha does anyone else agree?

[theesexiialice]

Charlie: what are WE going to do with it..? ...

[understated411]

two c's one i so you know she's not fuckin around... hahaha

[citinsummikk]

Your skin is so smooth... I couldn't afford you with hair... you have all the holes real girls have got, plus one for the aaaaaair!

[Lauraa4023]

Charlie: ...

[larelles1]

Does anyone think that looks like iCarly...

[ettuaslumiere]

Today I sneezed and somehow pulled a muscle in my perineum.

[ettuaslumiere]

Well what did you expect, you bought the cheapest one.

[NothingIsWhole]

Inviting anus!... thats good xD

[EmmyJ789]

That is so frickin creepy!!

[Chipmunk3445]

i didnt hear the beginning,but i heard "big ones,small ones,ones as big as your head" whats going on?!

[21ninjachris]

I laughed sooooo hard when you took her/it out of the box, this was clearly hilarious

[sammionne239]

OMG i loved it when he said mmm. 0:38

[purplepadgy19993]

why did i have to wate 6 month for my 18th birthday to watch this dam youtube telling me it was rude ¬¬ would have love to have seen charlies face hehe <3

[MerciRayMcKay]

Two C's and an I so you know she's on fuckin around lmao!

[IWantToBeMrsNerimon]

hahaha face replaced

[kiba000ify]

lol



[ryan110110110]

That face replace was amazing!

[AstroZombiesfromMars]

What worries me most is what Alex did with the doll after he was done the video....

[kiba000ify]

@AstroZombiesfromMars rofl that made me laugh

[kiaralouisee]

Not only is her face going to haunt my nightmares forever, but she also happens to be the only other "person" I've seen spell Nicci with two c's other than my mother.

So I'm going to be haunted by a scary sex doll with the same name as my mother.

What have you done?

[GildedWildebeest]

Okay, this is worth an immediate sub, no other YouTubers I watch swear or talk about stuff like this so you're a welcome relief.

[iamlikewhatever]

Actually there are two "i's" in "Nicci"

[thebeautywithin678]

Too bad we will never know Charlie's reaction to this new addition to the flat-family xD

But yeah, I smell or touch rubber, and that doesn't turn me on, it just becomes something that I don't want to ever be near in an "intimate" situation....yep, fake Nicci was a disappointment, so congrats Alex xD

[rachelfrench1992]

"Let's blow her up." I died laughing.

[cutieblack15]

That's really weird that ppl buy that junk

[SlasherBunni]

I love the last 2 words that you say XD

[ilovemyhorsie74]

I saw more...than I'd ever seen." Sorry, what word is that? Owls? I can't understandddd

[LExLN]

@ilovemyhorsie74 I saw more ARSE than I'd ever seen before.

[justlikeme16]

this video was flagged when i first tried to watch it. i have since turned 18.

ahaha very glad i can watch it now xD

[akm725]

inviting anus.

[deaconredwhiteandblu]

Your face in the thumbnail is SO funny :D

[jessicarose3]

i dunno if any one has said this. but whta if you combined the vulva scent crap with a blow up doll...maybe some rich guy who is having a..difficult time XD would do this?

[actuallydave]

THAT'S NOT NICCI AT ALL!

[21carlie21]

Bad thing is my mums name is nicki! :S

[floccinaukinihilipil]

YES. I created a new YT account claiming I'm 24 or sth just to watch this video. My actual account is V4mPirEzZZ and I'm 16.

[brokenlock037]

hahaha at 0:23 i thought he was gonna be like "i'd meet someone i've never met before and suddenly we were having sex."

[TheCroissantBandit]

@brokenlock037 Bahaha same!

[TerryHan103]

you know wot you should do is fill her up with helium

[acreativealias]

my favourite line was your summation at the end: "I'm not happy with this purchase, I'll be honest" ....xD

[Sharkskillyou]

Lol hawt rubbery action he totally used it XD

[EwItsKara]

You should put clothes on it and keep it near your bed to protect you during the night.