Time Machine

[TheBeigeKnight]

I was told that he used to carry a few of these buckets. Quite the juggler as he pottered down the street. He got the nickname Juggle-poo. Seems you've kept the tradition with some slight modifications.

[TheBeigeKnight]

... And wow, do I have some interesting news for you Juggalo! Went back to the 1500's. Seems there was a habit in Shakespeare's town of sticking your butt out the window to take a dump. Seems your great great great great grandfather had a the job of standing under Shakespeare's window to collect the turd-downpour in his bucket.

[TheBeigeKnight]

Not the most eloquent way of raising a challenge 5050juggalo. But I take on your challenge. I'll be back in jiffy. 

[5050juggalo]

PEOPLE NOW DAYZ JUST NEED TO WAKE UP DAM!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!! I THINK DUMB FUCKS LIKE THIS GUY ARE ON CRACK!!!! SO IF YOU BELIEVIN TIME TRAVEL THEN SHOW US YOUR PROOF DUMB ASS COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS FAGGOTS!!!! COME ON PROVE ME WRONG BITCH!!

[TheBeigeKnight]

Wow. I recently bought the time machine back from a future-me who bought it from the person I sold it to. I traveled back to ancient Rome for some fun partying. But I have been learning the wrong language. Romans don't speak Romanian! Who would have thunk it!? They sound Italian-ish actually. So anyway ... there wasn't too much talking at these parties luckily, just lots of frolicking fun slave wenches. I have just popped back to 2011 to recharge the time machine.. No power in 50 BC. Gotta run.

[pivot500]

fake

[19batista96]

lol

[lupo19fun]

Beautiful. i love it.the video was also impressive.no lies,great, fantasy driven.i felt good while watching it.made me feal warm inside.ty l8 lupo19fun

[sharkman0485]

lets see a demo

[fuairportsucker]

5 dollars.

[Know1sEntertainment]

show us how to us it

[NameThisBaby]

dont make fun of him guys

[giannadimou]

blakia eine!

[sherifam]

Explain; why haven't you recorded some footage of time travel? Where have you been in time? Please check how many videos I've posted in the year 2029!

[sherifam]

Explain; why haven't you recorded some footage of time travel? Where have you been in time?

[WTFHAXUP]

fake

[wronger007]

wtffffffffff

[granskare]

where is the flux capacitor?

[CandyBlooded]

Stupid looking hair LMAO

[KillTheMega]

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[12345luigi1]

@KillTheMega how you see it dont you awww man my cup is BONE DRY yeeeeeeeah

[sixstanger00]

This is could be play on words for obvious reasons - "Time Machine" is used here as a marketing tool to con people into buying it. What most people don't bother to think is, the top of the helmet has a CLOCK duct taped to it ---- CLOCKS can be referred to as TIME MACHINES, since they are machines that tell time.

[pbustion37]

This is a joke, right?

[BIZZYETERNAL]

MAS PUTO!!!!!!

[matinman666]

dude you should check yourself to psychiatry!

[batzaya99]

Do me a huge favor, Fuck your self and your mother is a fucking bitch

[3ogla]

you know he could go back in time and become your father, better watch out or else you'll be swearing at your grandma.

[batzaya99]

If you can do a time machine the scientists will do better than you.

[MegaCod4man]

fake

[b0w5er]

i made a time machine too. but I turned my dads car into one and it doesnt go along, so my dad got mad and I took it to before I made it and killed my past self, so I have the machine that I brought from the past and I have the car. now im a week older :) infact I made it a week later so I wouldnt have made it yet

[natmaxex]

fuck are you stupid time can only be acomplished buy travling at the spead of light or mooving through a worm hole which boath are imposblr you dum fuck,fuck you fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck head fucker fuckety fucking shity fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fucker dam i wish ther was a way to exspres how fucking stupid you are fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu

[TheBeigeKnight]

Very eloquently put natamaxex.

Piece of advice though - when you are referring to someone as a "dum fuck",it would serve you better to get your spelling right or you end up looking like a dick. It's "dumb fuck". Also , "both" is not spelt "boath". Or wath that a lithp?

[stveK92]

Where's Mr.Fusion?

[zedrein18]

Ugh, the entire design is completely flawed. This would most likely electrocute you, not facilitate time travel.

[welshstreetracer]

wheres the flux capasitor?

[Glode571]

HA,he taped a peice of metal on top of a helmet, then hooked it up to a RC contraoller.

[Homieg89]

you forgot to put in the crystals

[TheBeigeKnight]

Hi Tays1234567. Cool name by the way. That would make a good password too I reckon.

FYI I did go back and copulate with my clone retard self. I'm the son of my clone retard time traveling self. So that's me but what's your excuse for being a retard? Playing with too many stuffed toys ? ;-)

[Tays1234567]

what a fuckin gimic. who would buy a peice of shit like that. when you really go back in time go fuck your clone retard!

[virtualvideos3]

i have a similar time machine it has inestine writen on it wth is inestine im 2 scared 2 use it my great great granpa gave it to me before he died he said use it so you wont die .. i wonder how he lived so long dont you? oh well im just gunna throw it out!

[volcomskater579]

dude i went back in time with my friends time machine. dude it was the greatest expierence ever. i might buy that from you.

[babybull955]

this is the gayest fakest thing i ever seen. Bitch take it off.

[todavi123j4]

um.. do you people really believe this idiot? he's just trying to get cash fast. Why wouldn't you sell it to the government, you Michael J Fox wannabe

[mrdrjeffsir12696]

the reason you wouldnt sell this to the government or even on ebay is because the government controls the u.s. and the news media is all what the government wants you to think........not the truth at all....usa is coming to an end, prepare for judgement day

[sherifam]

@mrdrjeffsir12696 Wtf? Judgement Day??

[ltljmmy]

rawght awn mayte

[rlong04]

It shocks his brain, I did this it's fun for the whole family.

[GoatFighter]

The only way i would believe you, and i might not even because of photoshopping, the only way i would believe is if you use it on the video u idiot!!! no one belives u

[MicahNBrooks]

r u serious please be honust

[Freakonaleash2204]

ok are you for real or are you tryin' to be a comedian!!! if u are for real u are a fuking idiot!! if u just being funny good jobLOL

[HodahMahkah]

Looks Like A Beer Hat.

And If Simon And Joe Dirt Had A Baby...

[kikbooty2sevilduck]

there is no speed of light more like time of light because if u went as fast as the speed of light it would still go full speed meaning time changed

[gdizzlesfc]

if anyone were to go faster than the speed of light everything would seem to be frozen, and it could possibly tear a hole in the universe .

[DonateLifeOK]

OMG simon from american Idols side job... xD

[natmaxex]

time travel is possibles but not that way. you would half to travel the peed of light. or move through the rapid bending of time

[jasonofcompsci]

You can't travel the speed of light. And travelling close to it is not time travel, it is time dilation, because their is no way to determine if you are moving or your peers. It is not speed that causes time travel. It is acceleration, or proximity to a gravitating body. special vs general relativity.

[malinko35]

jasonofcompsci, watch this. it proves you CAN go the speed of light it's just hard getting to the object that allows it. watch?v=yYYhIN4aoYs

[DarkGsus]

is that joe dirt?

[CineframeMedia]

LMFAO

[bryceboi2]

Wait a minute, you say you've been to the future... then how did you get back if you went to a time after you sold your time machine on ebay...

HAHAHA!!! figure that one out...

[billys25alex]

HEy if that really works...why dont u make a video with your time travels???that would be a good demonstration i think...why dont u produce this macine anyway??

[SilverTimberwolf]

Man if Ure selling that for 2+,500 $ then that thing must REALLY WORK.Trust me,I've been into time machines since I was 11 years old!Hope someone really buys it from you, good luck with that !

[banananutcreampie]

isnt that the one used by rob and big? they got pretty pissed cause it didnt work-.- so they broke it.

[bmx12s]

umm...???? can i use it to go back to the stone age?

[twosoulsup]

No, because there would have to be a time machine in the Stone Age to to receive what you sent.

[bmx12s]

lsn i wanna go play with the damn dinosaurs ok :) so please help a nukka out

[twosoulsup]

Which means you would have to have turned one on in the Stone Age to go there.

[bryceboi2]

no, your wearing the time machine so you dont need a time machine on the other end... theres the other type of time machine where you can only go to times where the time machine existed,

[Diminished2Be]

last night i traveled through time at the speed of regular time... using a plastic bag

Cant compare it to this... but it was amazing

[sherifam]

Not that I don't believe you, but to make other people believe, if it's not sold yet, you could videotape some footage. Oh and another thing, if you can afford one, maybe you could go to the future and get another futuristic version, and you could sell that one, but keep the old one! Ha-ha! I'm a financial genius! Keep one, get money for another! Ha-ha!

[universalillusion]

He Must Have Recorded some footage form his Time Trips !... I wonder if thats ganna be Ebay Listed Some Time Soon ! ??? !

[TheBeigeKnight]

I think you both might be right. A new time machine and/or some footage from the trips. Appearing in the middle of a gladatorial battle in Jerash in 100 BC would be interesting. Maybe an option for Semester 3 :-)

[zipco]

mmmm alright!! lets start a production line .. lets say AMMAN! lol it will be perfect with this bunch of ppl we have the time machine will be used Perfectly ! hehe

[universalillusion]

mmm... I think Its SOLD already ! How Bout you start a production line ? We Need More !.. oh.. its one of a kind ! i forgot ! Bad Luck ZipCO ! Damn It .

[zipco]

YEAH STEVE!! ROCK IT !! JUST PUT IT ON E-BAY i'll buy it some how !! lol i'll get some one's visa nd buy it !! SAE ! ROCK ON TEACHER!

[MookiexMassacre]

is this a joke?

[TheBeigeKnight]

Two things I never joke about:

Time ... and ... machines.

Actually I also never joke about Karate, or Led Zeppelin or ... fat chicks. But ... if fat chicks were in Led Zeppelin doing Karate, I would definitely joke about that. Alhtough not if they were using time machines. Nuf said.

[TheBeigeKnight]

;-) School? Nah. That's for the fishes.

[TheBeigeKnight]

Yes ... but I was born like this. What's your excuse?.So much anger in you. Checked u out. Death metal grind core site. Hmm. Me thinks u is a man who lieketh men in tight pants with penis extension guitars. Variety is the spice o life o cranky one.

[voyace21]

can you tell me who wins the USA election

[TheBeigeKnight]

I'm on it for you. But it keeps changing. There is some weird stuff ging on in the space time continuum at the moment. I think Bush and his cronies have built one or stolen one themselves.

[voyace]

aahh so now you must go on an epic journey to stop there evil plan and save man kind in the proces

[alchemist1791]

Well, it does sound believeable if i didnt already know about time traveling. In order to time travel it would take more power than our sun creates, and also einstein said that you can travel into the future but never travel into the past.

[voyace21]

ya i agree

[edcollante]

Fucking ace, mate! I'm laughing my lungs out.

[sherifam]

If you've been to the future, does the name "Cobra Corp." ring a bell? Multimillion dollar company? Run by Tait Parker? Eh? Eh?

[TheBeigeKnight]

Cobra Corp. Not sure about them. But I have bumped into some guys from Cobra Kai. Had to to Karate my way out of that lilttle mess.

[yourmusicsucks]

... funny how all of the comments so by people who don't have a clue, are American...

[TheBeigeKnight]

Haha. By the way, loved the Darth Vader clip in your favourites. Very funny.

[Lobbdalobster]

I like the mullet wig... Did that come from the future?

[TheBeigeKnight]

Wigs are actually illegal in the future. Governments felt that wigs offended people who willingly want to be bald. The hair is real. In 2078 a doctor in Finland Dr. Naut Verlarkly discovered the cure the for baldness. Gave me a chance to get the hair style I always wanted.

[voyace21]

your genuin man pure gold pure love it

[SuperTiolet]

omg this is sooo fake! a time machine would be bigger, the goverment would ban its use for unlimited reasons, and you would not put something so valuable, on Ebay!

[matttom93]

crazy psyco nuts...kellogs called they want their fruit loop back.....

[m4ps]

I won this auction. It was great fun, but I decided to come back in time and not bid. Seeya Steve and don't worry that rash you were telling me about when I picked up the time machine - it'll be gone in a week or so.

[TheBeigeKnight]

I thought I noticed a movement in the space time continuoum. Must have been while you were using the time machine . Now it makes sense. Or it might have been that rash. Either way. Glad you had fun with it. The time machine that is.

[7thchilddevin]

wow it wkrs lol your guys are on crack

[matbrady123456]

Steve Bronson is a genius. And so earnest. I hope he continues to help mankind with his incredible inventions.

[zombiehand]

Ok, that is about the best thing I have ever watched. Its like porn for the funny bone. This you tube love brought to you by jamie trinder

[TheBeigeKnight]

Jamie Trinder! Are you that guy who made the cool Zombie short film in BRisbane?