How to annoy Renesmee? You mean that flawless beautiful girl with absolutely-no-personality-whatsoever-yet-perfect-in-every-way? How do you annoy a person with no character traits at all? Hm... maybe if you told her that in 7 or so years Jacob will be expecting to get funky with her- despite having a crush on her mom she'd get annoyed- or freaked out. Hell, this is Twilight, she'll definitely fall in love with him.
i know a really good way to piss of renesme: tell her that jacob doesnt really love her, and the only reason he imprinted on her was because he couldn't get bella so he has to f-ck the next best thing! hahaha
Emmett would probably put on animal planet then laugh at her rosy red cheeks then hide from Edward, that for # 7. imagine that though, Edward reading Nessie and Emmett mind, storming in the room and covering Nessie eyes when screaming at Emmett, i am trying not to laugh when picturing this! lol lol!
make sure emmett gives her the talk omg i was loling sooooo hard
happyhappy705 2 months ago
11) hire a girl that looks nothing like her to play the kid in Breaking dawn
agizzy23 3 months ago
owuch.
Kenziebabie0926 3 months ago
i think # ten would annoy bella more then renesmee
TheTwilightRocks2000 3 months ago
you forgot offend jacob and her parents.
pippinrocks3 4 months ago
How to annoy Renesmee? You mean that flawless beautiful girl with absolutely-no-personality-whatsoever-yet-perfect-in-every-way? How do you annoy a person with no character traits at all? Hm... maybe if you told her that in 7 or so years Jacob will be expecting to get funky with her- despite having a crush on her mom she'd get annoyed- or freaked out. Hell, this is Twilight, she'll definitely fall in love with him.
hinasakukimi 5 months ago
i swear if bella thorne will be renesmee...i hate her -_-
OMGTWILIGHTRULES 6 months ago 2
bella thorne isnt renesmee,it look like her though!
jojo102369987 8 months ago 3
bella thorne is awesome but Nessie is a bad nick name for her! i now hate jacob cuz he did that bad nickname
jojo102369987 8 months ago
number 6 would piss almost anyone off lol
originaltwilightgirl 11 months ago 7
@originaltwilightgirl deffinitly!
jojo102369987 8 months ago
@originaltwilightgirl yeah it would
TheTwilightRocks2000 3 months ago
@originaltwilightgirl so would 8
TheTwilightRocks2000 1 month ago
Imagine emmett giving you 'the talk' it would be funny :3
EllieMCullen 11 months ago
@Ruby87355 calm down? nessie is short or renesmee iam not keen on nessie but Theres no need for that.
EllieMCullen 11 months ago
No I dont think I'll hide Jacob She'd kill me! I'd tell Jake she ran way with Alec instead!
korikuulei 11 months ago
i know a really good way to piss of renesme: tell her that jacob doesnt really love her, and the only reason he imprinted on her was because he couldn't get bella so he has to f-ck the next best thing! hahaha
kstewluver96 11 months ago
haha #'s 4, 9, and 10 are my favorite lol
Emilysophia1 1 year ago
I LUV # 4!!! haha
princejsgrl 1 year ago
bella thorne isnt esme.....(Renesmee)
sunnymunroe210 1 year ago
bella thorneisnt esme.....(Renesmee)
sunnymunroe210 1 year ago
She does kinda remind me of the loch ness monster though...
ButterflyRedrum 1 year ago
Emmett would probably put on animal planet then laugh at her rosy red cheeks then hide from Edward, that for # 7. imagine that though, Edward reading Nessie and Emmett mind, storming in the room and covering Nessie eyes when screaming at Emmett, i am trying not to laugh when picturing this! lol lol!
MnMgurlzxoxo 1 year ago
@MnMgurlzxoxo Bella would b there first. lol
TheZwinkyVidz 1 year ago
@MnMgurlzxoxo I know that would be so funny but then say that it was Emmet's idea so you don't get in trouble
100TeamEdward 1 year ago
That girl fits nessie perfectly
paralyte631 1 year ago