Hmm! I actually wrote a poem once for my dangling class... It was actually the only poem I wrote I dont think I finished it though. Might want to get back to it.
My penis is massive and strong My penis is beautiful and long A powerful purple head Projecting from a bunch of hairy thread When its rubbed it gets so hot 'Jaculated contents could boil a pot I'll save up some money To come stroke your buttery bunny For a w'man without a penis to stroke Is like a day unsunny
A few people have pointed out a resemblance to Trey Parker! I can see why, but only kind of the eyes. And Rik was hot, Trey most definitely is not haha.
Rik may well be the peoples poet and yes this is some of his more experimental stuff but nothing comes even close to "Neil, Neil, orange peel." I mean, we all know a 'Neil' but who the heck is this flippin Vannesa woman? Pft!
i sometimes just think he was just perfect timing for everything
and i own drop dead fred i was always hoping a friend like him and little monsters i guess i had a big imagination and still do cause i was born in the great age and if u know that i talking about if ur an 80's child we had a good actors but now we need to go back
as a young person,in two innterviews I've seen now,he looks like a hot,skinny English punk guy,with a lot of talant.Time is some thing.He looks like a completely different man than the one in Guest house paradiso and later on but so would anyone else really.Big actor.that's it (bow) and cheers
has anyone been on a website called poeticviewdotcom? There is a competition on there that I would lke to enter. Does anyone now if its legit? Its only 2 pounds to enter but I still want to be careful. you know what i mean
screw it, im new to this, don't judge, or you can do what you want and bust a nut, cuz the squirrel within is lookin up his tree, what does it matter to him, what does it matter to me? you can't flatter a bean, nor a seed, find out where you came from, if you havn't already.....
Young Ones (favorite sitcom of Kate Bush), Drop Dead Fred (Predecessor comedies with Jim Carrey) etc, etc, how comic strip, or new statesman. Unfortunately Mr. Mayall is completely unknown in Poland (my country).
Funny how, back then, nobody realized he was takin' the piss about that whole Left-Church 'progressive' comedy scene back then. The same old farts who still dictate what is wholesome and correct comedy....
@shortstella Yeah. Though the film was a commercial flop, at least Rik was having fun in the role at the time, and the Americans just weren't ready with the taste of our own British spunk comedy XD
Hello fellow lovers of poetry and art in general, I've been thinking of creating a common account for all who want to upload to youtube some of his art, can be an art group, ranging from video art, music, photography, etc. . Anybody want to join me on this trip? This message is for North and South American artist :)
Well ominously, this will be the 666th comment but anyways not important, Lol this guy is amazing XD can't believe this is 30 years ago! and lol spearator, near to her, anything to rhyme lol.
On another note, I myself am attempting some poetry on my channel, so only if you are interested, you are very welcomed to come see my own poetry.
@anguaa no ignore that it's not 'flipping the bird', because that's ALWAYS done with the hand facing the other way, he's just doing a silly hand gesture
That was awesome, a lot of comics you see their earlier work when they haven't got all their gear together and its a bit sad but this was genius, it was confident and skillful, I loved it.
Just because i'm french and there are some words i don't understand, somebody can make a transcription of the text for me? To help me to improve my English.
@buzhug35 if you want i can try i know a bit of English( it does help actually being english) and i know a ittle french so yeah i will try to help if you want, just ask. :)
Thanks a lot to help me :o) and forgive my bad English (ahhhhh froggies ^^)
I think you're lucky because you have best soaps like "allo allo" or "young ones"... and it's easier for me to understand because english people speaks slowly and understandably than american one.
So in one world : please make a transcription for me :o)
Rick Mayall is a comedy genius full stop
polished1000 1 week ago
what a girl
markmywords312 1 week ago
Christ, he was beautiful!
whozafeard 1 month ago 3
No genuis's like Rik anymore. Very sad era we live in now. Michael Barrymore was the last really funny man I saw.
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TheBannedPoet 1 month ago
He's gorgeous <3 !!
inventinglondon 1 month ago 2
sounds so much like stewie from family guy
91justplainoldme 1 month ago
Does poetry get any better than this?
DonkeyPoetry 1 month ago
Hmm! I actually wrote a poem once for my dangling class... It was actually the only poem I wrote I dont think I finished it though. Might want to get back to it.
SwordsmasterMarth 2 months ago
Omfg.he's HOT! :)
chickapac 3 months ago 2
omg he is soo young in here..i only seen him from one of my favorite movies Drop dead Fred... he is so cute
fate241 3 months ago
@fate241 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
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Talentz92 2 months ago 2
"My name's Wick ok?"
tubian323 3 months ago
Omnomnom (:
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superdog797 3 months ago
Shouldn't this be titled Poetwvy?
FrankHoboMaster 4 months ago
The peoples poet!
Mikey8028 4 months ago
Psycho-eyes Rik, loved him in Bottom, his stand-up, not so much.
dkyx 4 months ago
back when he was a young scumbag pom who looked like cocaine and speed were his best friends!
quaidnomore 4 months ago
SHUT UP!!! XD he's so hilarious..and soo prettyyy... :P Drop Dead Fred is my favorite movie♥
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donhonki1 4 months ago
psychotic and very funny its called humor of the deceptive type
luketerrance 5 months ago
OMG he was beautiful!
DiamondSkyLucy 5 months ago in playlist Rik Mayall/Young Ones/Ade Edmondson/bottom
i love it when he says shut up its hilarious
TheKitkatkaboom 5 months ago
He looks like Michael Sheen!
notverycreative 6 months ago
@notverycreative just what i thought! haha
beaniec9 5 months ago
I know what he can do with those two fingers.... ;)
RiverJudelove04 6 months ago 14
34 people knew Vanessa Redgrave
HToothrot 6 months ago
@HToothrot i thought he was saying "vigvave" or something. lmao xD niceee
mila31309 6 months ago
A few people have pointed out a resemblance to Trey Parker! I can see why, but only kind of the eyes. And Rik was hot, Trey most definitely is not haha.
Ravenshard019 6 months ago
I can't believe how skinny he is here, but he did say he'd lost 2 stone at this point.
Ravenshard019 6 months ago
...wow in this clip Rik looks like he has walked right out of Joy Division.
Dungarth 6 months ago
@Dungarth he looks like ian curtis big time here
SuperCurtiis 6 months ago
lmfao, had no idea this guy is this funny, Drop Dead Fred brought me here...somehow X)
mila31309 7 months ago
is that gerrad way?
BananaSandwich1 7 months ago
@BananaSandwich1 I noticed that similarity too ;p
Ravenshard019 6 months ago
The eyes!
MaaaryLovesMetal 7 months ago
Er... HANDSOME!!!
pennydesouza 7 months ago 7
i love him
beckawah 7 months ago 4
Rik may well be the peoples poet and yes this is some of his more experimental stuff but nothing comes even close to "Neil, Neil, orange peel." I mean, we all know a 'Neil' but who the heck is this flippin Vannesa woman? Pft!
smokey0363 7 months ago 3
this guy is amazing.
HeKillzthaJezta 7 months ago 2
poor...
UKredneck87 7 months ago
Vright...
ARHCxXxOO7 7 months ago
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donhonki1 8 months ago
Rick, bring back the new statesman!
dannyyoungguitars 8 months ago
haha i love Rik Mayall's accent and expressions XD
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MyPoem4u 8 months ago
Hahaha so funny!
cmoz88 8 months ago
that was bbvvwiiliantt!
phantomkitty1234 8 months ago 3
i was just waiting for him to say "YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF GIRLS!!!!" or something like that;)
MissMissy1997 8 months ago
i sometimes just think he was just perfect timing for everything
and i own drop dead fred i was always hoping a friend like him and little monsters i guess i had a big imagination and still do cause i was born in the great age and if u know that i talking about if ur an 80's child we had a good actors but now we need to go back
MajestaGerta 9 months ago
love this guy
always makes me laugh
ratsgosqueak 9 months ago
"..Except that they are not yellow.."
mewichigothe1st 9 months ago
as a young person,in two innterviews I've seen now,he looks like a hot,skinny English punk guy,with a lot of talant.Time is some thing.He looks like a completely different man than the one in Guest house paradiso and later on but so would anyone else really.Big actor.that's it (bow) and cheers
JanIsBoy5 9 months ago 2
He is soo ridiculously adorable, I get butterflies :')
Greenday678912345 9 months ago 2
I like the way everything that Rik did was a gradual progression and transformation into his greatest character Richard Richard esq.
flaxonx3 10 months ago
looks a bit like mr gilbeert from the inbetweeners lol
YouOnlyLiveOnce92 10 months ago
has anyone been on a website called poeticviewdotcom? There is a competition on there that I would lke to enter. Does anyone now if its legit? Its only 2 pounds to enter but I still want to be careful. you know what i mean
Urme1975 10 months ago
I LOVE YOU RIK MAYAL :D I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH
NIghtRider805 10 months ago 2
Wow, he was really beautiful! Look at him!
Cakeordeathism 10 months ago 4
screw it, im new to this, don't judge, or you can do what you want and bust a nut, cuz the squirrel within is lookin up his tree, what does it matter to him, what does it matter to me? you can't flatter a bean, nor a seed, find out where you came from, if you havn't already.....
SimplyMeHooray 10 months ago
The most ruthless comedian.
Young Ones (favorite sitcom of Kate Bush), Drop Dead Fred (Predecessor comedies with Jim Carrey) etc, etc, how comic strip, or new statesman. Unfortunately Mr. Mayall is completely unknown in Poland (my country).
tylkodupa 11 months ago
I like when he says "vanessa, you've made a mess-a of my life!"
TerraMystique 11 months ago
pwetty angwy vibes from the peoples poet. Let them clever trousers in the army cop that lot
BuddyFantastic 11 months ago
Funny how, back then, nobody realized he was takin' the piss about that whole Left-Church 'progressive' comedy scene back then. The same old farts who still dictate what is wholesome and correct comedy....
alesmajer 11 months ago
shut up! >:O
INTERPOLFAN17 11 months ago
Answer
"Have you got the time on ya cock."
C'mon, it was one of Rik's jokes.
krone900 11 months ago
Hahaha that was hilarious. I love how he says "SHUT UPPP" when they laugh and clap. xDD lmfao.
sculleyyy 1 year ago
I just love this...have watched it a few times now....haha.
Poemsapennyeach 1 year ago
He is perfect.
funstaurz 1 year ago
Have you all seen Drop Dead Fred?
shortstella 1 year ago 80
@shortstella i LOOOVVEEEEE that movie. taken from "I LOOVVEEEEE hide and seek!!!!"
Harmalarmo 1 year ago
@shortstella Yeah. Though the film was a commercial flop, at least Rik was having fun in the role at the time, and the Americans just weren't ready with the taste of our own British spunk comedy XD
ThePoison27 9 months ago
@shortstella I don't know. Perhaps you should ask Vanessa Redgrave.
OhSoJazzy51 7 months ago
drop dead fred was awesome!!!!!!!!
VaVaVoom60 6 months ago
wish I was alive in the 80's/ I fucking love Rik =]
LucyInNightmares1 1 year ago 11
Rik you are so gorgeous.
XiahgoSQUEE 1 year ago 6
Never saw this one before
thesteveus 1 year ago
Hello fellow lovers of poetry and art in general, I've been thinking of creating a common account for all who want to upload to youtube some of his art, can be an art group, ranging from video art, music, photography, etc. . Anybody want to join me on this trip? This message is for North and South American artist :)
fukinguitar 1 year ago
What do you say to a man with no arms and legs if your watch is broken?
krone900 1 year ago
I think of Matthew Lillard when I see him
4terrainprojects 1 year ago
Dear Rik,
You look 12.
Love,
Fisty
ChristyFisty 1 year ago
He is so sexy :)
Cinderaly001 1 year ago
this is not a poetry....
slimshady624 1 year ago
@slimshady624 no shit shakespeare...
Dragonite33 1 year ago
@Dragonite33
I thought i was better than shakespeare but thanks though
slimshady624 1 year ago
drop dead fred!!
holcur 1 year ago
Comedy legend
BggProductions 1 year ago
@BggProductions Hear hear!!! The best!
MOONST0MP 1 year ago
Drop dead fred made my childhood.
MxOxRxRxIxS 1 year ago
Rik Mayall for Dr. Drakken!
lvkeyne 1 year ago
Vanessa Redgrave?
deadstarlll 1 year ago
I'm sad enough to know the poems off by heart... or am I o_0
Rikairiify 1 year ago
@Rikairiify no no no that's not sad. it's awesome!
emptymasonjar 1 year ago
@emptymasonjar Is it?
Rikairiify 1 year ago
@Rikairiify yes.it is. :)
emptymasonjar 1 year ago
@emptymasonjar :D
Rikairiify 1 year ago
OH GOD TAKE ME NOW RIK.
ceresuto 1 year ago 3
"My name's Rik, okay? I--"
[Someone laughs very quietly]
"O___O Shut up."
RaitoYagamiFTW 1 year ago 2
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RaitoYagamiFTW 1 year ago
dayummmm boi!
theweirdkids1 1 year ago
He was pretty fit when he was younger.
AvaDisarm 1 year ago 130
@AvaDisarm He really was!
randomchild81 5 months ago
@AvaDisarm He has a beautiful face doesnt he
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WildaXanthe 1 year ago
Brilliant.
Khrystene 1 year ago
Drop dead fred!
SuperNinjetteCheese 1 year ago
@mcg413- He was good in drop dead fred!
RejectUrselfElement 1 year ago
Ahaahah, I loved this.
He reminds me of Jim Carrey.
This was cool
1234567jenny1234567 1 year ago
Man, I love his eyes!
SgtPlmFry 1 year ago 4
love him, hot and funny
Trustworthyalma 1 year ago
Does he look like (a much hotter version of) Christopher Eccleston to anyone else?
StarryCastastrophe 1 year ago
hes so cute
beinghumangirl 1 year ago
Well ominously, this will be the 666th comment but anyways not important, Lol this guy is amazing XD can't believe this is 30 years ago! and lol spearator, near to her, anything to rhyme lol.
On another note, I myself am attempting some poetry on my channel, so only if you are interested, you are very welcomed to come see my own poetry.
BrandonWrites 1 year ago
I Love your accent & Your so Hot
sara10214 1 year ago
he's a funny funny man
TheElvisaka 1 year ago
Anyone else think he kind of looks like Paul Bettany? o.O
brefitzvb6 1 year ago 2
He just oozes charisma, still got that angry punk thing here.
angemala 1 year ago
ahhhhhh rik mayall.
ceresuto 1 year ago
Comic genuis. No two words could better describe Mayall. Maybe- f*cking funny...
mymundaneexictement 1 year ago
HAHA GET IT
HE'S ENGLISH
revelationgritz 1 year ago
Poetry, or is it? .....Shut up
artswebshow 1 year ago
Wow, he does stand-up better than I thought. Too bad Drop Dead Fred almost ruined his career.
mcg413 1 year ago
omg, how old is he there??
hoodiesarah 1 year ago
@hoodiesarah VERY early 20's I'd say about 22/23 as this was before TYO
Rikairiify 1 year ago
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG W/ POETRY???
daddysgirlda 1 year ago
Awwwwww I love rick
Comedy gem
Would have loved to see him and the young ones live :-)x
IRISESeyesOF289 1 year ago
He is actually edible.
kineticplayground69 1 year ago 6
He was such a hottie... in a sneering sort of way.
usernamesrcrap 1 year ago 3
he is so incredibly young here
Harmalarmo 1 year ago
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the fuck...this sucks balls dude!!!!!!!!!!
dafreestyler98 1 year ago
LOL. what was he doing with his fingers though?
anguaa 1 year ago
@anguaa that's the British equivalent of the middle finger. But you usually have your palm facing towards you...
It's called flipping the bird or flipping the v's
fauxbrains 1 year ago
@fauxbrains that's pretty interesting... thanks for the reply!
anguaa 1 year ago
@fauxbrains He's deliberately being pretentious.
Leviskardsen 1 year ago
@Leviskardsen And he's good at it
fauxbrains 1 year ago
@anguaa you know i never really understood that...it's in the Young Ones too...
Harmalarmo 1 year ago
@anguaa no ignore that it's not 'flipping the bird', because that's ALWAYS done with the hand facing the other way, he's just doing a silly hand gesture
fuckamericanidiot 1 year ago
This really is great.
rvic11 1 year ago
@TheOmegaBoy that is his image in bottom though. if he had short hair it wouldn't have been affective for his character, seeee
FloyDylaN 1 year ago
i love how defensive looking he gets when people laugh. XD and no rik, i don't know vanessa redgrave...
morpherzrock 1 year ago
woa, his appearance rilly went down in bottom.... that last punchline was good
TheOmegaBoy 1 year ago
@TheOmegaBoy no he got older thats all and try spelling properly.
JustJenna175 1 year ago
I've been told so many times that I look like Rik Mayall. XD
PoisonInc 1 year ago
well that was REALLY weird...I didn't get that AT all. Still love him though! <3
ithastobecatchy 1 year ago
He sounds like Stewie from family guy
bombshellpeacock 1 year ago 2
Had the pleasure of seeing this the first time it was broadcast. Wet myself laughing and was instantly a fan.
bluebottle99 1 year ago
Excuse me Mr Mayall, I think you just made me orgasm.
PurpleFunnyChocolate 1 year ago
gay
Jrok54 1 year ago
@Jrok54 ur gay
sanmiguel60 1 year ago
The British are fucking awsome
Powerman6002 1 year ago
One of the funniest........
TheXenomorph1980 1 year ago
the best! an envious admirer of Great Rick Myall from Spain!
elyurita 1 year ago
wow!! I reckon Rik looks like Johnathan Ryhs Myers here!
krispypink 1 year ago
Profound stuff. "Now we're talking..." (!)
enamorata1 1 year ago
Isn't he just so damn cute in this...? Love him so much <3
ZukuRiot 1 year ago 50
Pi** funny thanks for uploading this xD
Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson are the greatest comedians ever in my eyes :D
The Young Ones was awesome and so was Bottom, the TV series and all the live shows they did, oh and Hotel Paradiso :D
XWISsm3gh3ad 1 year ago
@XWISsm3gh3ad
But nobody ever mentions " Filthy , Rich , and Catflap " ???
ibanezps10ltd 1 year ago
The audience were excellent as well. YSF
ysfaljanabi 1 year ago
"I've got a plan. And it's as HOT as my PANTS!"
BohemianFish 1 year ago 3
"I've got a plan. And it's as HOT as my PANTS!"
BohemianFish 1 year ago
this is the cutest thing ever. lol!!!! love that chain he's wearing. :-)
MayallFan35 1 year ago
I fricking love him. I get to meet him this saturday! WOO HOO!!!!!!
EricMiaow 1 year ago 3
@EricMiaow OMG! You lucky devil! I think he's got hotter the older he's got.
bagpussarah 1 year ago
My name is wik, kay? Wight
acerflots 1 year ago
what are you doing pig? do u really give a fig, pig? and what's your favorite gig, pig? Barry Manilow or the Black N White minstrel show
metalmaniac2010 1 year ago
Rik Mayall is SOOOOOOOO gorgeous in this video! =D Dude, how could he NOT laugh while doing all this!? XD I know I did! =D
superjailwardenlover 1 year ago
That was awesome, a lot of comics you see their earlier work when they haven't got all their gear together and its a bit sad but this was genius, it was confident and skillful, I loved it.
NJLII 1 year ago
LOL at all his rhymes for Theater and "VANISSA WIDGWAVE".
wickedfeylady 1 year ago
RIK MAYALL I LOVE YOU! xD
ZukuRiot 1 year ago
worst poems I've ever heard!!! But hilarious!
Marden16 1 year ago
But I don't KNOW Vanessa Redgrave :@
BedroomBassist 1 year ago
SHUT UP!
Muppio 1 year ago 3
Rik is a fucking comic genius!
4442244pops 1 year ago 2
Drop Dead Fred
Shayde1653 1 year ago 2
He was so sexy. I love him! He'll always be my Drop Dead Fred!!!!!! I love you Rik!!!
Atsume1020 1 year ago 2
Hilarious! XD
MyFireBreather 1 year ago
soo Cute!!! x
thesophster1231 1 year ago
@thesophster1231
Just because i'm french and there are some words i don't understand, somebody can make a transcription of the text for me? To help me to improve my English.
buzhug35 1 year ago
@buzhug35 if you want i can try i know a bit of English( it does help actually being english) and i know a ittle french so yeah i will try to help if you want, just ask. :)
thesophster1231 1 year ago
@thesophster1231
Thanks a lot to help me :o) and forgive my bad English (ahhhhh froggies ^^)
I think you're lucky because you have best soaps like "allo allo" or "young ones"... and it's easier for me to understand because english people speaks slowly and understandably than american one.
So in one world : please make a transcription for me :o)
buzhug35 1 year ago
wow! looks alot different without his long hair from Bottom hehe, rik mayall is amazing!
ryan45600 1 year ago