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  • WOW! lol He's just like a ShamWow guy!!!!!

  • this is the truth

  • this is gay !!

  • @13caseey ... Why are you insulting an enviromentally friendly video by calling it homosexual?

  • @hatemowinglawn I hate you stop bing mean this guy is da man!

  • Guys stop being rude. this is my freakin cousin and he is da man!!!!

  • Hi! You're a faggot

  • dear bp..

  • You guys know greenpeace agents commit murder all the time? They put metal stakes in trees so that when loggers start to saw the tree down the chain will hit the spike, whip back and kill the logger. They also hurt the attack japanese vessels. The japanase sailors are allowed to kill the Sea Shepard sailors if necessary since they are in international waters. Theres a difference between not condoning animal abuse and supporting political organizations such as these.

  • @animan360 Actually David Chain was killed, Judi Bari was bombed and seriously injured, and a GreenPeace vessel was sunk by France. Not to mention the Japanese attacks. The only people being killed and hurt are the activists. But anyway ELF and ALF are the ones who do the tree spikes, not affiliated w/GreenPeace. Nobody has died or been injured except for activists. Wikipedia Radical Environmentalism and GreenPeace flotilla Rainbow Warrior sunk protesting nuclear testing in the ocean.

  • HA.

  • drilling is fine

  • Blah blah blah...... When people grow up knowing nothing but energy consumption, and cheap energy consumption at that, they tend to over look what life would be like without it..... stop using the internet, you're wasting energy getting your message out..

  • super Video!

  • We don't even need oil! We have plenty of other energy sources that are clean and efficient! Wind and solar power are WAY underrated, and nobody even thinks about wave and tidal power, which are also pretty efficient. But even if you disregard all of those, there is still geothermal power, which trumps all of those four, oil, coal, and nuclear, put together! Geothermal is clean, renewable, and is EXTREMELY ABUNDANT! We could power the world forever without even trying!

  • @myteethareshiny there is also hemp. with hemp we could make everything and put the oil and timber industries out of bussiness.

  • @klasurfied Yeah, and that's exactly the reason why marijuana is illegal.

  • Why isn't anybody asking how Exxon got off so easily from the Valdez spill? It's 20 years later and the oil is still there.Google the Valdez spill aftermath/Riki Ott and you'll see. BP has ruined the Gulf of Mexico and the damage won't be "magically" fixed for decades to come. The damage is beyond imagination. The Corexit scandal will become a runaway train in the future. They used solvents to keep appearances up. It's a total SCAM and the people of the Gulf need to band together and HAMMER BP.

  • Damn..................

  • @raydawg13200 Exactly! :]

  • BRILLIANT!!!...This Is Great!!..ox...

  • Drill baby drill!!!!!!!!! fuck the planet

  • You guys are a bunch of idiots. Stop bitching about people finding humor during tough situations. That's how a LOT of people deal with tragedy, and it certainly doesn't mean that he's "making fun" of the oil spill. Besides, he's OBVIOUSLY dissing BP, which ( if you guys really were pissed about the oil spill) should make you happy.

  • all bp's fault.. and now theyre trying to fake pics so they look like theyre working on it

  • You guys are so stupid. Maybe if you cared to watch the WHOLE VIDEO then you would notice that they are completely against the use of Oil. Idiots. I SUPPORT GREENPEACE!!

  • Ah well, at least a comedy video is less annoying and costly that blocking our tankers. The retar.. Greenpeace, should stick to this.

  • You Suck... What an asshole...

  • You know what you a-holes need? A damned sense of humor. Just because things go bad doesn't mean you should go hating the world and crawl in a hole complaining on videos that are just jokes because that wouldn't do anything. At least he has one more idea than you do on how to "clean" it up and one more idea than those guys in government and BP.

  • @MaiMunky That is not an Idea it is a parody you twat

  • @ladev1988 I think it was pretty obvious that he was referring to the "stop drilling" at the end - which is why he said "clean" because, as the video stated, you can't clean up an oil spill. Grow up, kid. Did you even watch the whole video before deciding to troll on the comments?

  • @Dargonisk Fuck you...

  • @ladev1988 "idea" sorry I didn't put parentheses. Happy now, you twat? Lol.

  • This is not funny AT ALL.

  • this is so fuckin lame. No seriously, wildlife and eco systems were damaged. Let alone the jobs the people lost due to all this. AND it's funny? you're a douche. Sham-fuck-off!!!

  • @biged2226

    No seriously... you do realize this is just a joke right? Its not like he's preaching to us about how it doesn't matter... stop taking every little thing seriously. And it is obvious by what you typed that you probably clicked on this video with the intention of saying what you did whether or not you watched it.

    Here is a tip, just don't click on things that would obviously upset you.

  • @argottobob I usually hate doing this because it's a waste of time, but why don't you go fuck yourself. Here's a tip don't reply to comments if they upset you. Pretty simple to apply your own rule on yourself right? ass clown

  • @biged2226

    Uh oh, the never ending cycle begins. I guess this is the part where I try to get the last word in? Then you will come back using an even lamer insult than before. Then I will say you could have been a little more mature about it. You will insult me again.

    Then if it continues, I will probably tell you to calm down and ignore me if I am an simply an annoying nobody. Then you insult me again. I then concede to the fact you are a moron. You win.

  • That sucked...

  • The should put 1 billion oceans in a ShamWow. Cause that's how absorbent the ShamWow really is.

  • your not funny stop trying

  • Right now is actually a great time to invest in BP; all the shareholders are in panic, the price is extremely low, and despite this mess, BP can afford it since they make more than $15 billion in profit every year.

  • lol

  • They should just but 1 billion ShamWows into the ocean.(:

  • Can you "Peace" faggots stop trying to use meme's to raise awareness through the internet? It's even more patethic than BP.

  • This is true and the damage has been done in the gulf. So I propose that we only drill in the gulf and make the south our own little middle east. Those people will love it and we profit from their oil so it is a win win for eveyone.

  • well, i know it may sound ridiculous, but i seriously feel sorry of this cute cat -mascot... I never supported damaging toys :( did i overdosed "Toy Story"? :P

  • The gulf spill, just one of the many costs we pay for our massive oil consumption. I hope there are enough rational people in the US to demand change. Jimmy Carter had it right but too few listened.

  • dammit..... what an awesome video. props!

  • um its called enzymes and you can find them in the fucking sea.

    They fix most oil slicks and they will fix this one.

    crude oil is not going to end the world retards

  • Good video, but Polluter Harmony Ad: Rex's Story is the best...

  • Awesome video, thanks! And how come everywhere I go on youtube these days - people are being mean, vulgar, judgmental? Each ugly word said and thought adds to the disaster. Be positive, and if you can't speak with respect - say nothing, because you have nothing real to say. Calling names and sending mean comments reminds of third grade children who can't seem to like each other for whatever reason. Let us grow up and face the music - the world is nearly dead! What are we talking about here? LOVE

  • The video wasn't well done but the sentiment is right on. I agree we need to stop *new* drilling projects. The US produces 1% of the oil it consumes. China is continuing to invest in the technology we invented for solar power and are positioning themselves to be the world leader in supplying renewable energy. Do we really want to let China take over yet another sector of the global market and lose job opportunities? Oil is really the way of the past. The US needs to catch up.

  • Yes lets stop all drilling, and then we will just fly to work with our magic beanie caps!

    With the magical purple butterflies!!!!! WEEEEEE!!

  • someone send this to Bp's youtube channel

  • Great! Thank you Dcamwow!!!

  • stop drilling . hAh hAh

  • 1:40 LOL his armpits

  • this . was. a . fail . . .

  • This video is absolutely brilliant. Now all we need is OxiClean for river pollution!

  • @asdf135798 I like this video it tell it like it is. ...

  • Not brilliant, overly simplistic. Your computers are all primarily made of oil. Do us a favour and boycott by permanently logging off.

  • @asdf135798 LOL

  • ''stop drilling''- I bet greenpeace freaks ride their bikes to work, yeah right... It's always so easy to say for them: don't cut trees, don't polute the environment, don't drill. So what the hell are u eating? Do u wear skin of hunted animals instead of clothes? Do u use your bike to go to california to wet your ass in the water? Oh, and what about the electricity? Are u rly using candles? The answers are obvious. Yeah and a lot of U will thumb me down for what i said.

  • @arturzan32 that was genius dude.

  • @arturzan32 What a moron. They are against pollution, not against technology. They don't want us all to become primitive cave-men again, obviously. They are trying to save OUR planet. Of course they eat animals and they use electricity. They just try to change the mentalities of people like you so that they understand that a few small steps do help - and they do their part too. And they are also confronting the companies that destroy our habitat for a living. You could be a little more thankful.

  • @jiehrgludor Why even try, He is either a troll, or so set in his ways no matter what you say he will find another excuse to listen to his parents, friends, or Media.

  • @jiehrgludor Man, don't call me a moron just becouse i have a different opinion to yours. They fancy technology that's ecological. But it's impossible to maintain the production of goods and stuff entairly ecologically. And ''don't drill'' slogan at the end of the vid shows fuckin ignorance and stupidness. It's the same as- How not to polute the air? Don't emit the fumes from cars and factorys. Oh that is so easy to do...

  • @arturzan32 I didn't call you a moron because you had a different opinion, but because you said very stupid things. Plus, it's not impossible to do that. They never said it was easy, though. From the moment oil companies loose the control of the world economy, you'll see how it is possible to do things effectively while polluting a lot less than we do now. They don't say "don't pollute at all", but "try to pollute the minimum you possibly can". And that everyone can do, no need to live in caves.

  • The SCAM is far bigger than indicated here. The only reason we still use fossil fuels, when we've had the knowledge & technology for 50 years to completely switch to renewables, is because that knowledge & technology are suppressed. The big moneyed corporations don't want us to know how easy it would be to get free of fossil fuels & save the planet, and they own the politicians & 90% of the media (100% of Fox). See "Drill No More!" by the Raging Grannies on YouTube, & start singing and marching!

  • its a scam dont fall for it just kiding god job on the vid i wana help with the spill to

  • ooo gosh ... 1:15 O_o

  • *sigh* by stopping the drilling we are hiking up costs on alot of stuff, food for example has to be brought places like grocery marts everywhere (which while we may be able to grow much of it, theres still a need to have some foods brought in for proper nutrtion.) unfortunately by bringing up prices for many things it causes losses, etc. while I agree that the world should go green, you need to come up with a cheap solution before saying stop drilling, or people will die.

  • ROTFL!!! Right On the 'money' with the word Scam!!!

  • i hate tv ads >=(

  • So aBP's oil rig explodes and burns; causing the steel supports to fail, pulling the main oil pipe down 5000ft (very accesible apparently as everyone is going on) The pipe then hits the bottom of the ocean casung 3 tears and oil gushes out of each one. Admitedly BP has been a little slow in the clear up but the amount they have to do would be a hell of alot easier if you stopped making videos about how it is their fault and acually help clean up the spill.

  • Good video

  • reminds me of shamWHOOHOO by nigahiga.

  • pit stainnnsss

  • Hahaha, love the cameo by BP's fictional Mexican Gulf Walrus

  • Hahaha, love the cameo by BP's fictional Mexican Gulf Walrus

  • Awesome Video!

  • haha you americans sit in dirty oil have fun with that the hurrifans come xD

  • @TitusVI FUCK YOU

  • @TitusVI Yeah Fuck You

  • @TitusVI Its hurricanes not hurrifans

  • Also see Rethink Alberta

  • Hopefully they will get the message to their heads one day. Blinded by money. All the animals suffering...

  • I think it is not a topic where you can make fun of...:-/!!!

  • giant pit stains @ 1:40

  • Fill, drill, spill, kill. That's the cycle. The choice is ours. Hilarious video.

  • you gonna love my nuts

  • FAKE

  • I cant get my head around it. Is it that people haven't realised its an option, or are they just stuck in some stage of denial? The economy needs re-prioritising, and needs to be redesigned. We set up the rules of play, and now we're being beaten by our own game. As long as the 'bottom line' of narrow minded business-folk the world over doesnt reflect anything other than growth, our future will grow increasingly darker.

  • i dont know if its true ad or a parody xD !?

  • @HeavyMetalGurke

    Are you serious? if you think this is a "true ad" you either work for BP or you work for FOX.

  • really funny. love it. and very true! it drives me crazy that people still use bp for oil

  • @lapaixetaimee You're right. But even if you don't own a car, you'll indirectly use BP's oil: on the Bus, transportation for goods you'll buy, etc.

    Anyhow: great video!

  • All the government is, is the people. Democracy demands the representation of the people thus the institution is, in fact as the name suggests, of the people. Specific politicians may be misrepresenting the people but that is why we have the responsibility of replacing them with more accurate representatives. The government is not the enemy, neither are people, adversity is... so vote them out.

  • Not that I approve the oil spill in anyway but... THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY RUNS ON OIL! Not just gas but petroleum and plastic products. To stop drilling oil would kill the entire economy. Maybe I'm just being melodramatic but did you notice the U.S. economy slip when gas prices went up even a few cents a gallon?

  • $ economy $ or a live and a healthy planet, what is more important for you?

  • wuts the number??????????

  • good economy is useless if your planet, the place where you and your kids live is dying.

  • While all you people were arguing over this, i thought this shit was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • Was I the only one who noticed That hes Sweating under his armpits!!?!?! pause at 1:41

  • @kimburleyy8093 I think thats why he asks for a towel at the end :P.. But I didnt notice that until you pointed it out.

  • @Bdon48 Oh haha, Ya i was thinking the same

  • "the oil spill was our fault, but that doesnt mean we have the responsibility to fix it"

    Too right BP, too right

  • Hate to say but my buddie is an engineer and relief wells should have been drilled the moment this shit happened to relieve the pressure from the break, it works the same way they stop forest fires with smaller fires.It would have been over before August but everyone was like "thats too long", and now we are approaching August and nothing has been done.Yes these fuckers are greedy and killing the planet but you have to wake up and listen to the fuckers who went to college to fix these things!

  • Lets play that we stopped drilling for oil? - what would happen?

    The price would rise for oil, making the bad economy even worse, and eventually breaking out war for the oil. then society would break down, with the short time it takes to use up the oil we have.

  • With no oil drilling the price of oil would rise, and humans would fight more wars over oil. People usually do not fight wars for industry, because industry is destroyed by war. In an information era war makes no sense because you might kill the scientist working on a cure for the disease that will kill you, or the musician writing a song that will please you. Wars are fought for natural resources and to keep the world peaceful we need to keep them cheap. Click my name to find my site.

  • @richleebruce Hey the stone age didnt end because we ran out of rock,it ended because we found something better.we now live in a time where we Have to search for a better fuel source that can save us and keep our economy thriving.Solar paneled wind turbines(windmills covered in panels to increase electric output)Hydrogen cars and bio fuel.The future is NOW! and we must be ready with open arms to bury those that would rather keeps us behind in the times so they can make a buck off our children.

  • this is gay

  • Duh, we should be using magic to run our transportation. How stupid of us. BP is definitely scum but that shouldn't force us only to rely on foreign oil supply. This is the same kind of attitude that is restricting us from using nuclear energy. I do admit I wish someday oil isn't used but until a energy becomes commercialized...

  • lmao ohh I how I love this video..its so funny lol. I love how people cant take a joke..just think of it as the onion or something :P

  • to those saying, this isnt funny, the oil spill is serious

    its not like hes making fun of the oil spill not saying its serious

    this vid is just saying how ridiculous bp and politicians are being and how bad the oil spill actually is

  • are his armpits all sweaty?!?! WTF?!?! HAHA

  • Sorry, im not laughingg... :|

    This isnt funny, this oil is some serious ish

  • I wonder how many of the people who applaud this video and condem oil drilling are willing to give up their cars and live a "car free" lifestyle.

  • @mikenephilly Not just cars, but modern conveniences in general - the electricity that powers the computers all these people use to damn "dirty" energy comes largely from fossil fuels, for example. Still, it IS possible to live without the niceties of the past century - Pol Pot and the Unabomber proved it. Yes we can!

  • @mikenephilly I'm committed to reevaluating my excess, reducing my consumption and showing other people how to do the same. Are you? I'm living car free <- no scare quotes necessary.

  • not funny. 

  • awwwww kitty

  • stop drilling? = no more oil

    no oil = no fuel for transportation

    no transportation = people complain.

    its a lose lose situation lol.

  • @tae912 until 2015 when hydrogen cars come out lol

  • @tae912 Almost every other country has an alternative for fossil fuels. The only reason we don't is because these huge gas companies have their money in our politicians pockets. We wouldn't even be in this situation in the first place if people would just smarten up. Fossil Fuels are destroying our planet. We need to stop using them. Period

  • Where can I get SCAMWOW?? :D:D

  • @spalding456 lol

    

  • @spalding456 At the nearest oil spill near you.

  • Hey, don't take out your anger at BP by making fun of Shamwow! Remember what happened last time somebody made Vince mad...

  • Read about the Rhine river. You will learn that chemical runoff and other pollutants caused the Rhine river to dye, devoid of all life. Years later there were signs of life, but not the same forms of life. Everything we do has an impact, we just don't know it right away. We learn later...

  • @TheWhoAmI69 people can be stupid. (bp for example)

  • Humor is one of the best forms of advertisement. We must laugh to de-stress. I laughed because it makes fun of big oil companies that have done wrong not only in the US but overseas. At the bottom of the Video It pleads you to protest Off shore drilling. That is the videos point. No one expects you to get sarcasm, if you don't use it often in your sense of humor.

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  • LOL.... fucking hilarious!!!! Yes, nothing will clean up the oil or bring back the dying (dead) sea life. BUT, the Scamwow cant protect us from the toxic gases that are coming up with the oil.. now can it?

  • Stop drilling and live in cave today! Alternative energy's wont sustain anything in the near future.

  • 1) does greenpeace usually make funny videos?

    2) if so, remember it must be really hard to make a situation like this funny...

  • @SuperSalvadoran94 is a way to criticize the oil companies think the oil leak is just a game

  • this is funny? is anybody laughing at this?

  • @mcSHTT

    i don't find it entertaining or funny.

  • @mcSHTT No.

  • @mcSHTT It's called sarcastic humor.

  • @Bryantsreeves oh really? thanks bud!

  • Yeah... we can.

  • keep drilling for oil, just put an emergency seal on the wells.

  • @Jackinator13xbox Just don't advertise, kid.

  • Are you serious, this is a GREENPEACE video?

  • I JUST PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!! LOL REMINDS ME OF OBAMA...NO GOOD LAWYERS

  • excellent...

  • @TheMrJevz eww lol

  • ROFL!!!! EXCELLENT VIDEO!!

  • I'm getting the distinct impression this was all set to happen anyway, as an experiment in risk, to see what BP and the Oil Companies can get away with. BP has taken over The Gulf, with everyone dependant upon them now, financially...what's next? Conventional livelihoods have disappeared!Wildlife,Marine-li­fe disappearing, as habitats become inhospitable....where is this going?

  • i am more confused than ever

  • @PantherCamaro What is confusing?

  • "Oh those poor corporations like BP cry for them being abuZed by having to become more repsonsible-boo hoo" -Joe Barton, Corporate Asskisser. Remember to capitalize 'Asskisser'.

  • I'm astounded that there are people in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama who are actually angry about a drilling moratorium. The Gulf can't even take the hit of one major oil disaster. This very localized population is thinking about its own economic interests, but they don't take into account everybody else who has to pay for the consequences of their livelihood.

  • Whats going on with the spill REALLY? Why won't they let U>S, citizens help clean up the problem? Its not rocket science, right? There are alot of smart helpful people willing to volunteer their time. Whats with the government and the cover up about it all? Same old story?

  • @aspenleiter12 No. It is dangerous to work as a clean-up worker. There are serious health issues. The oil and dispersants are toxic and can kill people - not just wildlife. It IS very complicated to clean up an oil spill. There is no way to replace the damaged ecosystem. It takes years of training to do bioremediation which is not always successful.

  • @aspenleiter12 Cover up.... *sigh* Your credit just went out the window.

  • Even little dogs know you can't clean up the BIG POO. beautiful editing, by the way...

  • I believe the operative word is GREED.............the next one that comes to mind is IGNORANCE.........if you don't have a valve that can handle the pressure, then don't drill the hole.........DUH..............­.......guess who pays the price?? MOTHER EARTH!!

  • Nice idea. But,it wouldn't work.

  • uh, hey. There was a guy on the rig that said a week before the explosion that there was a problem. No one acted. Its not the oil drilling that made this mess, it was a conscious effort not to fix a preventable problem, inherently causing a massive disaster.

  • @tiecoolguy Dude - You might want to go visit some of BP's other sites. It IS the oil drilling. BP, Exxon, Shell, and Chevron have killed tens of thousands of PEOPLE worldwide. But, hey, it's not YOUR problem. Take another spin around the block in your Hummer with the A/C cranked.

  • BP: Better Pollutants

  • Subbed n Faved

  • From Louisiana I LMMFAO well done

  • I like the idea, but this is the real world.

    It's kind of not the Utopia where we can *bam* magically shut off all of the dirty energy in the world *ding* turn everything into clean energy with the infinite piles of money that we have and *ping* instantly create cheap renewable & clean energy technologies that don't exist at the moment.

    *cough*

    I think some people need to get their head out of the clouds and look at reality. Step 1 is fix the economy. Step 2 is fix our energy.

  • @kyanwan I don't think anyone is saying it'll happen overnight... but a long-term, 40 year effort to transition from dirty energy to renewable energy will work. And it'll help fix the economy. Waiting to get started just because we think it'll be hard doesn't help ANYONE.

  • @kyanwan woah! if that's the test, an energy "fix" will never happen. there's always an excuse to not change our comfortably familiar daily routines, even if they make us sick, waste our money, and inhibit innovation. addressing energy inefficiencies in the economy will do more for a stable recovery than clinging to the delusion that repeating mistakes of the past will solve our problems this time.