Keith Olbermann: Sarah Palin's Hilarious Late Night Jokes [Recap]

[johnnycmajor]

Suspend and impeach O B O M B M A, arrest the top tier in the Federal Reserve, arrest Bush and his cronies, and vote Ron Paul it might not be too late.

God Bless you all if it is.



[tampabayproductions]

who the hell with half a brain listens to Keith Olberman? Does this 1/2 man still have a show? Really?

[verbod]

@tampabayproductions

he is better than anyone on foxnews

[tampabayproductions]

Anyone but Incompetent Obama - 2012

Thank god he's Incompetent or he could have done even more damage to the country.

[misteeq64]

@tampabayproductions Another incompetent Bush will satisfy you

[tampabayproductions]

@misteeq64 actually anyone but this incompetent jackass clown that you voted for will work. A steaming pile of dog shit would be better. at least Bush held a GDP ratio comparable to most other presidents. Your token of white guilt that you voted in because of that has ruined this country and quadrupled the debt without creating one job in the private sector and now even Progressives don't like him. You suck and should never be allowed to vote again, period. you screwed all of us.

[crackmonkeys4hire]

It's really telling when when liberals spend so much time attacking Sarah Palin. What is it they are so afraid of. If the media spent half the effort to vet Obama we might not be in such a mess with 9.2% unemployment and a deficit that is destroying the economy. Not to mention all the back room deals Obama has made paying off his supporters.

[hopes26]

the illuminati wanted Obama so bad. Therefore, they put a 72 year old puppet who voted with the infamous Bush 99% of the times running with one of the dumbest candidates in the history of US presidential elections on the republican ticket. So the people don't have any choice but to vote for Obama.. BTW, I voted for Obama but I will never vote for any puppet again. In other words, I will never vote again.

[disismcsquared]

Whoooooooo MADDOW!!!!!!! She's awesome.

[crackmonkeys4hire]

@disismcsquared Rachel MadCow. She's a moron.

[phildirt3]

steaming pile of shit

[timparcival]

*LOL* Hysterical!

[mrrossn]

few things

1. Senator Palin?????

2. Palin being cidical of P. Obama's budget. How dare she she was just a govener of the largest state in the Union, took on her own party, took shots at big oil companies in Alaska. What has P. Obama done to make him this economic king, community org., state senate, for how long, and then a seatore for how long but yes it is none of her bussniess.

3.Why don't they show Letterman make that joke about Palin's daughter getting "knocked" up by Arod in NYC?

[acr08807]

@mrrossn Please keep this up.  You are exactly the kind of person I want being vocal in support of Republicans. Thanks, man!

[Eaglesfaninca]

2. California is the largest state. They have nearly 40 times the population of Alaska. Alaska is actually ranked 47th in population. They have less than 700,000 people in that state, it is actually smaller than most major cities.

Don't know where you got your info but it is WAY wrong.

[mrrossn]

I was talking land mass, not populaton and where are you getting your info from? Cause I can guess that your using the 2002 #s your not the only one with google. This is what I love about people 1 statment gets missunderstod and or is wrong I'll admit I get facts wrong or I am too short sighted to see past my own bias, but if one thing is wrong then all my info is WAY wrong look up the facts I just state they are a mater of public record, unlike most stuff that has come from the new Pres & Co.

[Eaglesfaninca]

Well Population is what makes a state harder to govern. NOT EMPTY LAND MASS. So your satement was either wrong or pointless.

[speedxdrift]

It is really quite obvious that you only repeat what FOX news tells you. I encourage you to do a little research on your own with an open mind, if that is possible. Why do you think Palin gave up her possition as Govenor of the "largest land mass" state in the Union? She choose money over country,..... numbers don't lie.

[tbird13936]

She also said that if someday she were president and the same thing happened--that is, the large number of ethics complaints against her were costing the taxpayers too much money--the "Department of Law...would look at some of the things we've been charged with and automatically throw them out".

[tampabayproductions]

@speedxdrift You obviously voted for this Jackass now telling congress to hurry up a budget when your POS Dem's are the ones spending like drunken sailors and FAILED to come up with a budget. Now Obummer is fighting a war for Oil for Europeans with Our soldiers and money and WE have nothing to gain from this while he Arms the Taliban? You guys are so fucked up it's incredible.Gitmo still there, This Jackass has done nothing right and you to get wet in the panties when you hear him talk.

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[Norwification]

@tampabayproductions That's a list of ridiculous accusations that sound like regurgitated Republican talk points. How can you accuse someone of being financially irresponsible when the Republicans denied debt ceiling increases to the point of a fall from the triple A rating? A war for oil? That's nonsense. Do you actually mean the Libya intervention? That's even more nonsense.

Have a party platform, that's great, but please think critically.

[tampabayproductions]

@Norwification the jackass in office Spent more money than all Presidents combined and still has not accomplished anything but more unemployment and uncertainty, you tool. a pile of dog shit could run the country better. Libya is a war you dumbass and will now be shariah Law ruled you dumb fuck. Barry had 3 years to to put together a budget and now he says he will come up with a plan after he gets back from his vacation in Martha's Vineyard. He's never had a plan and you were punked.

[Norwification]

@tampabayproductions Untrue. Go and look for yourself and see what the Libya intervention actually is. You cant just call it a war when we have the UN Security Council arguing otherwise.

Expansionary fiscal policy has to be employed after a deregulation under Bush created a market slump and asset price plummets. That should be obvious to the layman, but as I can see it is not, have you ever wondered why Warren Buffet agrees with Obama?

Laughable claims filled with childish language and tone.

[b52gf16c]

@tampabayproductions Only a lunatic would compare are tiny involvement in Lybia to Iraq/Afghanistan, Libya =no American dead or wounded and maybe 1 billion dollars spent. Iraq/Afghanistan= 6300 American dead/ tens of thousands of wounded and around 2.2 trillion dollars wasted. In the last 30yrs two Republican administrations have created 9.5 trillion of the 14 trillion national debt (1981-1989), (2001-2009)

[tampabayproductions]

@Eaglesfaninca CALIFORNIA IS BANKRUPT.

[Eaglesfaninca]

@tampabayproductions Lulz... So is everyone else. How many tea parties took place under Bush again?

[frustratedlogician]

ucking funqualified... that is great, i knew jimmy fallon would be good for something one of these days.

[Paulwhoisvegan]

Oh my god! I saw the book with the 30% off sign at Wal-mart and fell on the floor laughing! OH my god!

[tampabayproductions]

@Paulwhoisvegan yeah I saw it too, next to "Dreams of my Father" with a sticker that sad "make offer"

[rainonmebi]

lol too funny

[ajmjw4]

This thread is tiresome and as none of the liberals have anything enlightening or original to say, you bore me.

[ajmjw4]

nafaidni.I noticed you ducked the central point because you could not address it. American culture.

When America was based on the Bible we flourished as a nation. We have abandoned it, and the principals of Christ, and because of that we are spiraling downward. Connect the dots. When our nation abandoned God, when we cut the strings, it was at that time our decline began. And that is undisputable.

[Gocavs1990]

Lol are you serious? The founding fathers were secularists, the USA was never based on the bible and the principles of christ. That was not the intention of the founding fathers. Nowadays politics and everything are ruled by religion and look how it is now. Bush thought he was doing all the wrong shit he did in the name of a God...and sarah palin really believed it was god's cause to fight in Iraq, that senseless war over oil. It's sad that you don't know the history of your own country.

[davidmgm]

"When America was based on the Bible" when was it really ? was it when you were killing and exiling Indians(Native americans) ? or under 400 years of slavery ? or killing the yellow men (Vietnam)? dropping the nuclear bomb on defend less Japanese ? or lately killing millions in afghanistan and iraq ?

Please remind us of which period are you talking about ?

[ajmjw4]

@davidmgm Yeah. In all of them.

[davidmgm]

Indeed in all of them, so let's stop saying bible this and that.

[ajmjw4]

I'm talking about America, in any age, which has freed more people in more nations than any other nation in history. So perhaps we need to address your religion: davidism. Your followers killed millions in Cambodia, killed millions in Russia, killed millions in China - Your fellow follower Genghis Kahn slaughtered untold masses across Eurasia. You were behind the Tutsi massacres. Your fellow believer Hitler succeeded well for you. Yep, all noble non-Christians by your standard.

[davidmgm]

Don't get me wrong, i like US for hollywood and entertainments. But when it comes to freeing the world give me a break.

You are naive to think any country would do anything freely for others and no string attached.

Guess who controlls the Oil and drug in Irag and afganistan and god knows what more

[ajmjw4]

America freed Germany, and then left. America freed Japan and then left. America freed France and then left. America freed Korea and then left. America freed Belgium and then left. Include Britain in these comments - a great nation as well. Norway has never done anything for anyone, nor has Switzerland, Nigeria, nor has India. America and Britain have always taken the lead in fighting for liberty. Name a nation that has outgiven America on AIDS, on health. You can't. Happy Thanksgiving btw.

[Gocavs1990]

Freed Japan after killing millions and leaving behind nuclear radiation that affect millions of people in later generations until today even. Yeah that was a real nice thing to do I think they are really happy with that.

[ajmjw4]

@Gocavs1990 Why do you continually ignore the fact that it was Japan who started the war, raped China, raped Korea, raped the Philippines, Burma.. This is called war. They started it and the allies finished it. The bombs saved untold lives. Before you answer, just do even a casual research on the estimates on the death toll that would have occurred on BOTH sides had the ALLIES invaded. And what was Hollands contribution to restoring freedom? - None. You do have nice windmills.

[Gocavs1990]

lol you are actually justifying the droppings of the a-bomb? Damn that's harsh, you go do that in Japan, tell the people who are living with cancer how much those a bombs were needed and blabla. And what could holland do? We were invaded by germany and we had a fucking weak army. Don't start that bullshit. And did the innocent civilians who america willingly killed start the war? No, they just happened to live in Japan. You are very narrow minded. Just admit america was wrong doing that.

[ajmjw4]

What could holland do? LOL..exactly --- nothing. Just like you. You come from a weak country, the center of drug abuse in Europe, people who have added nothing to the world culture. America and Britain freed Holland. If it were up to the Dutch, you would be speaking German. Where's your gratitude to the Americans who died liberating your country? Nowhere. That's why you are a nowhere person. Your country doesn't add anything to world peace. The A-Bombs ended the war. Period. And that is good.

[Gocavs1990]

Haha now you exposed your true stupidness. Center of drug abuse in Europe? Check your statistics, use of all drugs is lower in the netherlands than in the US and most other european countries. Same goes for homicide for example. We are a small country, thus weaker. But we did contribute a lot to the world culture. You never heard of Rembrandt or Van Gogh for example? And because my country has a weaker military than the US I am a nobody? Haha nice thinking you got going on there. You're pathetic

[ajmjw4]

@Gocavs1990 Contributed a lot two world culture - 2 artists. Wow.

You are the one who has made the issue about americans intervention around the world. Your country has done nothing to help. That's not a problem because you are weaker, but if you are weaker, you ought to be thankful for the money and lives given for the freedom you enjoy.

[Gocavs1990]

Those 2 artists were just an example. We have way more than that and you just show a lot of stupidity by thinking those 2 are actually the only ones. "Your country has done nothing to help". My country has blood on their hands too. We unfortunately did help with the Iraqi war and the Afghan war.

[Gocavs1990]

We do what we can to help missions, for example our army is present in Afghanistan and although it's a small army, it's doing it's job well over there. So we contribute what we can contribute. You don't know shit. The A-bombs ended the war and started a lot of misery for generations of people. Did you know about 9% of the cases of cancer in those regions are still directly caused by the a-bombs? Wow, how good. You're just another dumb, narrow minded flag waver who can't think properly.

[ajmjw4]

@Gocavs1990 The Bombs were dropped over 60 years ago. Anyone who chose to live there is responsible for continues problems.

So you have a small group of soldiers in Afghanistan. They are 'doing it's job well' for your noble nation. But the Americans in the same country doing the same job are invaders and pillagers. See any conflict here?

[Gocavs1990]

The Americans started this shit, I am all for getting our troops out of aghanistan for those people don't deserve our help at all. They don't want us there. I'll tell you, a great part of our people wants our soldiers out of Afghanistan. I've never said the Americans are invaders and pillagers either.

[ajmjw4]

@Gocavs1990 No, something happened on Sept 11, 2001. We have an absolute right to destroy those who have attacked our country. Having said that, I don't see a good solution in Afghanistan. But its a great place for martyrs to launch off into heaven. Hopefully they will continue to go there to die, if that's what they want.

[Gocavs1990]

Correction: I'm not talking litteraly millions but it must have been a few 100.000 with all kinds of other effects on people's life decades after the bombings.

[ajmjw4]

Lets see..native Americans slaughtered other tribes, it was black's who sold blacks into slavery. It was the yellow north who invaded the yellow south, it was japanese who started the war, who raped Ranking, slaughtered Koreans, who ran death camps. It was America who freed Iraq and we remain in Iraq and Afghanistan by the request of the democratically elected governments of each country..Oh yeah..now the can vote. America is the greatest country in history.

[davidmgm]

What ever gets you through the night man. Are you that naive that your reasoning is as this ?

No one in the world agrees with you beside some simple minded O'raily type republicans.

at least have the stones and decency to Call the fucking spade a spade man.

Every thing is about money and power

[ajmjw4]

Here is the very essence of your lunacy. "..no one in the world agrees with you". Correction. "No one in YOUR world agrees with me". But that is to be expected. Aren't you glad created us with the ability and right to have independent thought? You do agree that each person is entitled to free thought..don't you? And yes, everything is about money and power. For conservatives, for liberals, for democracies and for communists. I like the freedom to make money.

[davidmgm]

If there is shred of humanity and sense of decency left in US it's due to democrats. u mentioning england along with US to be a saint in frreing the world. little you know that englands history in killings and and drinking every drop of African and asian countries is next to none.

your way of thinking can only be approved by a selfish bible maniac repulican.

No one in the world are agree with you. not in EU not asian not US democrats, not your nordern and sodern nabours.

[ajmjw4]

@davidmgm Name an African nation that didn't decline after the British left?

What country are you from?

[davidmgm]

@ajmjw4 to you i'm "an idiot from nordern Europe" Phil Helmuth :-)

So you are not denying the British colonization and terror ?

[ajmjw4]

@davidmgm Like it or not, the reason that certain African nations are more prosperous than others is the degree to which the British influenced their cultures. I don't agree will everything that happened.

[davidmgm]

@ajmjw4 i can go ahead and argue with you but you don't wanna get real and say that you are a "semi rich person and like to use bible and US military to what ever i want and fuck who ever i want to steal other nations wealth for my own benefit and i don't give a fuck to any one but my self."

[davidmgm]

Why just say it like it is. "i'm a semi rich person and like to use bible and US military to what ever i want and fuck who ever i want to steal other nations wealth for my own benefit and i don't give a fuck to any one ut my self."

that is the thought of majority of ppl in the world on republicans.

[gossieuk]

ucking funqualified

[thundavolt]

The one where they cut her words together seemed real because her speech pattern is just as irregular in real life. her pitch randomly goes up and down and she just throws in emphasis where ever she sees fit.

[KNIGHTWATCHCAM]

Vacuous and trite.

[Eugenitor]

Yes. Yes, she is.

[xhagast]

I LOVED the one with Rachel Maddow.

[awerner2007]

fallon is my hero for the week

[jsem94]

Haha.. Bear Grylls is awesome

[yahazif]

The liberals are like attack of the Clones. lol.

[lordhighexecutioner]

ucking funqualified.

[raiders747]

fun ucking qualified LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[bebeoploki]

Conan wins

[Pippiok]

exactly what Palin deserves! to be mocked! :)

[Steadno]

i bet gives good dome

[Boobalopbop]

I doubt it... If she did, she'd probably wouldn't have so many kids, lol

[papafox]

Comedy gold! Gotta love Sarah

[langsense]

I love this, thanks for uploading!

[hansrosbach]

hahahahhahahah so funny!

[gayschloffen]

"broadcasting history of sorts" > halfway through

[ajmjw4]

I find it interesting that Palin has the the same affect upon liberals that Jesus had upon demons. hahahahah Drive Them Crazy Sarah!!!!

[1995e34]

she doesnt drive "liberals" crazy. she will personally deliver obama the 2012 election. she is the gift that keeps on giving.

why dont the republicans see that shes a trojan horse ruining their party?

[DarthCipient]

ajmjw4- With all due respect, you're a fucking lunatic.

[ajmjw4]

Hey, standing still and doing nothing is far superior than going full speed in the wrong direction. Obama is a socialist, We are borrowing money from China to pay for government give-aways and you see that as desirable. So who's the lunatic?

[papafox]

Obama's a SOCIALIST?! OMG! Panic!

Wait a minute, I thought he was a communist? Or was that a fascist? Or a terrorist? Or the Anti-Christ? Why don't you fear-mongers just decide on one term and stick to it. eh? How about The Boogie Man? :-D

[ajmjw4]

Boogie man is a racist term. You are a bigot for calling the President a racist term.

[papafox]

Wrong ajmjw4. Boogie man is a Middle English term for a legendary monster. Look it up in Wikipedia. Do get your facts straight before making silly accusations.

[nafaidni]

The boogie man is a racist term? Wow, conservatives are retarded.

And I saw a guy who said, "What's the difference between Obama and Semba [sic]? Semba is an African lion and Obama is a lying African!"

See, that's racist. And you can argue that "African" is stated neutrally so it's just calling him a liar, but that's like calling someone a "dirty Jew" which obviously just isn't calling them "dirty".

And you don't even know what bigot means, retard. A bigot is one who doesn't respect opinions.

[tampabayproductions]

@papafox HOW ABOUT WORST PRESIDENT EVER

[WrxSti04]

@tampabayproductions How bout 8 years of a retard go to war was his name like W.rong

[DarthCipient]

ajmjw4- I doubt you even know what socialism is. Most loudmouth Americans who worship Palin, Beck, Hannity, etc....are completely ignorant on such matters.

[ajmjw4]

Darth, on the contrary, you liberals are..oh that's right, you're not liberals anymore, you're progressives. The reason you don't know what common terms mean is because you have no principles, you waffle in the wind, you shift daily. Go online and listen to M. Waters talk about socializing.

[DarthCipient]

ajmjw4- You've run out of arguments. There is one principal that never shifts, that being that Sarah Palin is as dumb as rocks, she doesn't know the difference between Iraq and Iran or that the West Bank isn't Israeli territory and idiotic people like you will still support her like turkeys voting for Thanksgiving.

[ajmjw4]

Darth...Love it. A person can't be a principal you moron. LOL.

[nafaidni]

Firstly, his mistake was saying "principal" when he should have said "principle". A principle is a moral value, moral rules or law, or a rule or law in general. A principal is the executive head of a school.

Secondly, he didn't say Sarah Palin was a principle. He said the fact that Sarah Palin is as dumb as rocks is a principle which DOES apply (and is true).

Thirdly, you stated a person can't be the head executive of a school. Smart. You've just proved how inferior your intelligence is to his.

[DarthCipient]

ajmjw4- The principle of anti-intellectualism is something both you and Palin obviously subscribe to. I'm still waiting for one of her sycophants to explain why she thought Iraq was apparently Iran.

[davidmgm]

she can see russia from home so she was excited. Palin= paris hilton these bible retards never gonna get it.

[nafaidni]

Yeah, Obama invented the idea of borrowing money from evil commie China. It was never considered before. It was his idea. Uh huh.

You're a total moron. The US has been borrowing from China for years.

Standing still and killing the economy is better than bringing up the Dow Jones Industrial Average by 3000 points? Yep, I can tell you supported Bush twice.

And people who take these "government give aways" need to give them back, btw. These are loans, not like Bush's tax cuts.

[papafox]

Sarah Plain is proof that God has a sense of humor.

[Gocavs1990]

lol sarah palin is proof that God doesn't exist

[GoldeneBremm]

I find it interesting that Obama has the the same affect upon teabaggers that Jesus had upon demons. hahahahah Drive Them Crazy Obama!!!!

[ajmjw4]

Golden - You make a great liberal, unable to come up with anything original.

[nafaidni]

I didn't know Jesus makes demons laugh!

[ajmjw4]

nafaidni, You don't know anything about the Bible, thats why you are:

1. Confused

2. A liberal.

[jazzyazz]

The Bible!!???? What a load of horseshit like all other religions. Fairy Tale horseshit.

[ajmjw4]

jazz, thats your opinion to which you are entitled, and it is consistent with the rest of your life.

[nafaidni]

ajmjw4, I know nothing about the Bible because I am:

1. Not a Christian

2. Half of it is fake and written by some man in a dark room

And you know nothing about the real world because you are:

1: Stupid

2: A conservative

And I was citing your claim that Palin is somehow Jesus because Jesus has an effect on demons as Palin has on us liberals... which is making us laugh our asses off. Like when she won us an election

So I said "I didn't know Jesus makes demons laugh!"

So failed comeback... :D

[ajmjw4]

So you agree with me. Good. Continue listening and I will educate you further.

[nafaidni]

Yes, I agree with you if you understand you are a ignorant conservative, half of the Bible is fake, borrowing from China wasn't invented yesterday, the stimulus package helped the economy a LOT, people who take bailouts have to pay them back, and that conservatives are retards.

It's good that you admit that you only know reality as the Bible says it and nothing about the real world. Educate me further about this 8000 year old world of soulless animals and righteous human born-sinners, please!

[ajmjw4]

I will only compare four American Cultures: The American Culture of 1776, The American Culture of 1876, The American Culture of 1946 and the American culture of 2009. The first three cultures were Christian cultures, the last one is not. People's word means nothing, hatred and cheating is rampant, divorce is out of control. In the first three cultures you could leave your door unlocked. Remove the Bible from society and you see the result today - school shootings and all. Thats what you want.

[nafaidni]

Yup, cheating and hatred never existed back then. Definitely. Like King George (Christian), Richard Nixon (Christian), Adolf Hitler (Christian), the Klu Klux Klan (Christian), the American Nazi Party (Christian), and the list goes on.