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  • Unclebobpart2 your right duck them

  • @unclebobpart2

    Fuck you !!! You races ass hole

  • I don't think that was a spider bite. It was most likely a bite from one of the numerous foul criminal immigrant beaners that are common all over the country. I understand that those things have very dirty bites.

  • he would have been dead idiot

  • Dumbass

  • @varvelle Nov 2008... HEY, ARE YOU STILL ALLIVE HELLO????

  • pop it...

  • you see? you meddled with the level boss, you got poisoned. you should level up and buy a potion.

  • Most of you people are dumb, because a black widow spider bite is rarely lethal.  Maybe you should read a book because you are all idiots!

  • guy 1:"dude i just got bitten by a lethal spider"

    guy 2:"dude we need to get you to a hospital"

    guy 1:"nah lets make a youtube video instead"

  • try to shoot web out of it :D

  • idiot ...

  • Dude you better get that checked out

  • I puked, no joke

  • i hope u feel better...

  • Can you shoot web?

    

  • Dude, see a doctor

  • Dude, see a doctor

  • *Smart. srry

  • so you didnt see a doctor but decided to get your camera.

    Smat cause when your dead your really going to need t hose youtube veiws

  • oKKKKKK....I am offically on the weird part of youtube.

  • you is not dead....Chuck Norris :D

  • I've got what look a lot like multiple small size versions of this on the sides of my hips but I don't remember any spiders or insects actually biting me. Maybe it's baby spiders doing it, or something else? They're tender and sore, but after a couple of weeks and no medical care I'm still alive and healthy!

  • and then shortly after making this video he died.

  • sausage fingers!

    

  • uhm.. doctor much? *facepalm*

  • Not black widow you would be dead

  • @hahaman29 not necessarily, people react to the Black Widow bite differently, some people will die in minutes and some will have a red mark for a week or two and everything in between.

  • Ouch

  • @Legaliizer ohh ja ich glaube ich würde erstmal so laut kreischen aber das der das ganz normal aufnimmt schon heftig ey bei so nem biss ey ich würde mal ins Krankenhaus fahren !!!!! :D

  • Black widows have a neurotoxic venom, which doesn't cause necrosis as seen in this and your other videos. Necrosis would be caused by a hemotoxic venom which would be found in spiders like the brown recluse. But cool story bro.

  • damn dude has some tiny hands....he should never do a burgerking commercial lol

  • go to the hospital!!!

  • You must be so lucky, after 1 day you turned into spider-man, yes ?

  • i hate anything 2 do w/ spiders bcuz thers always disgusting spiders on the sides -___________-

  • Idiot, this is the original video and the only version I uploaded. Any other version, like "Spider living under the skin" is just another idiot using my video to get views.

  • idiot, dont use your video for everything. I saw the exact same one titled "Spider living under the skin" or smt.

  • thumbs up if you clicked this cause you saw a nipple...

  • gee maybe you should go get that checked out. ya know, instead of posting a vid on youtube...

  • I'm sure in North Korea you'll die if you bite by a BWS

  • I find this slightly hard to masturbate too.....

  • umm...i think hes dead now

  • I don't think it bit you .. I think it had sex with your hand and put its baby in you . Welll .. Better than dieing , now you have a pet black widow :D Name it McLovin.

  • Some how i got from puffer fish too this . I am typing without look at the right cuz everything at the right looks hella nasty *barf and i am typing this b4 i eat breakfst so this is gunna ruin my appetite

  • You're going to die.

    Fool.

  • @GraystripeKokiri He's dead already

    Fool.

  • @xXPurplePinataXx No he's spiderman now.

  • How did you get the bite? Did you try to pick up the spider? That sure looks painful.

  • Idiot u should have went to the hospital on day 1

  • @dadsplaytime

    Maybe, he did..

  • I got bit once on my ass

  • *Sigh* You know what God's theory on humanity is one hundred percent. That we CANNOT care for ourselves and the fact people like you make these videos when injured by a VERY venomous spider proves it.

    You should be at the hospital getting anti-venom not making a documentary on it while it progresses and worsens you jackass.

  • 0_e *puke* lokks at suggestions *burp* 0_e *BARF

  • wtf

  • aww i thought the thumbnail was a boob

  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww -_-

  • how the hell did i get here from frigging minecraft.

    dayum youtube you scary~!

  • I was watching cute little puppies. How did I get here!? O.o

  • ouch man, go see a doctor or something

  • WTF?? I was watching Ps3 and Xbox videos before this o_O

  • @B4RB4R4G477O same

  • watch?v=ZhLopky481Y watch it, it's funny. At least i think so.

  • How did i get here?

  • I thought Black Widow bite is deadly?!

  • @marcosokimho Not really now. If you get bitten and go to a hospital youll likey get some anti venom t

  • @marcosokimho Actually, it is. To be honest, God must love this guy a lot. Either that or it wasn't a Black Widow that bit him. Oh, and watch the The Zarius Show. :]

  • BOOMER HAND

  • We have them in Australia but know them as Red Backed Spiders. The smaller males don't pose as much of a danger but if you get bitten by a larger female you should get yourself to a doctor quick!

  • I spelled discovery wrong...craaaaaap..

  • Umm i have an idea, why dont you share that liddo doscovery of yours to a doctor?

  • Why isnt he dead or in a hospital

  • you's gonna die :C

  • like if u thought he was fat at the starting

  • i came here from a spiderman video

  • hehe... have a nice dead :)

  • have you noticed anything strange.. like string coming out of your wrists... or little hairs on your fingers..

  • I searched for Spiderman and this where i got !!!!

  • is the man fat or the spider made the hand look like this ?

  • Ironicly, He bite your middle finger

  • At first i thought the spider bite a girls nipple

  • oh! Spiderman ! :D

  • next thing u know we will have an enemy, venom!

  • IM IN THE WEIRD SECTION OF YOUTUBE AGAIN! I WAS WATCHING FIGHTS BEFORE THIS LOL

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos ME TOOO !

  • @golefteye123 lol

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos #tootrue !

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos

    same story here bro hehe

  • @qweewolf lol

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos i was watchin' teenage dream lyrics

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos Yea and I was watching NFL hardest hits.

  • @MrCuteanimalvideos same here lol

  • @100likes lol xD

  • hey man, if you were bitten 3 days before this, you wouldn't be standing, you would be in such tremendous pain, I have been bitten by Latrodectus Mactans, and 3 days you would probably be dead...nice spider bite but you don't have to lie to kick it...it was not a black widow bite...

  • @whisky327

    A black widow spider bite that kills is very very rare. Read a book Einstein.

  • @whisky327 There is not possible that he could be more resistent then?

    What was that latin thing you were bitten by then?

  • @DRock7977 Loxosceles reclusa, Brown Recluse aka fiddleback...I'm telling you man I have seen what black widow venom can do, it's the 3rd most poisonous spider in the world...if he was bitten he might not die, but he definitely would not be just chillin talking about it...his body would be in intense muscle spasms and he would be completely delirious within 3 hours of being bitten...

  • @whisky327 Ty for your answer although i cant find my own question hehe :)

  • @whisky327 thats not true you retard, do a little research, adults RARELY die from widow bites, its elderly or children. so why dont you go fuck youself, and do some of ur own research b4 you go putting someone down like that. tool.

  • @GoodFellows420 Ok buddy, I have studied and worked with black widows for 15 years, I have been bitten by a brown recluse while sleeping and had to endure the effects...My best friend was bitten by a black widow a few years back...and within a few hours he was in the hospital..he was allergic to the antivenom. I watched what happened to him within three days and believe me, it was nothing like this video..you shouldve smoke more weed and chilled out before you responded to me...smoke some for me

  • @whisky327 sry I meant Loxosceles reclusa not Latrodectus Mactans

  • I just wonder how idiot can somebody be to tape such a thing...

  • 240p we meet again ugh...

  • lucky you

  • Though animals shouldn't be compared to humans in character. But wolves still don't have the temperament of a domesticated animal. They're capricious. But my point was that monkeys shouldn't be kept as pets, not only because they need a lot of attention and care/ grow up to be unpredictable and agressive (many baby replacement monkeys have turned out to be too much for their owner), but the fact that the monkeys are taken from the wild & their mothers are killed. It's not humane.

  • holy crap that's huge

  • um when u get bit cut the damn thing off im just saying

  • Hebdid not go to the doc because he could not afford it. I am glad I live in Canada :)

  • Id go to the ER immediately

  • oh shizz!

  • didn't you go t o the doctor? OH MY GAWD :o

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) wat can i do

  • u can kiss ur sorry ass goodbye....

  • not a black widow you would be dead after three days with out treat ment

  • got me paranoid and had to pick my feet off the ground

  • Gross.. And looks painful!

  • Aren't Black Widows one of the deadliest spiders, and once your bitten, your pretty much dead? o.o

  • did you turn into spider man?

  • i thought you die if you get bit by one...

  • Homers Simpsons Hand.

  • pop it please i wanna pop it sooooo bad !

  • Go. To. A. Doctor.

  • ummmmmm you could die just saying.

  • CLUB HAND!

  • im just here wondering wht it would feel like to jackoff with that thing lol

  • EwwwwXD

  • Go to a god damn doctor!

  • I'd be playing that all day if I had one of those.

  • has it healed?

  • i thought it was a breast that i was looking at in the thumbnail

  • He's so calm and alive...xD

  • you die at the bity of a black widow ?

  • Congratulations on being bitten by a venomous spider! That's always been one of my dreams; how I envy you! As the poison "does it's thing" I hope you'll resist the idiotic suggestions that you seek medical attention and continue to keep us updated as your skin necrotizes and sloughs off. My mother (age 74) suggests that you "dip it in coal oil (?) but I'm not sure that's good advice. Good luck!

  • I bet he tried to punch it.

  • R.I.P.

  • You'd be dead in minutes if it was a black widow. 

  • @666sexykitty

    No you wouldnt

  • @666sexykitty Not one bit, if a male black widow spider bites you, you cannot die. Seriously, what makes you think getting bit by a male black widow kills? Now, if it was a female black widow. Well, you would be fucked

  • FAT HAND!

  • cut it open !

  • ahhhh are thier any of those in japan okinawa

  • That looked nasty I only saw 16sec of this.

  • You a dead mother frucker

  • Spider-man? :D

  • his hand is poofed.

  • Three days? It generally kills in under 24 hours.

  • Sir, I regreat to inform you that your stupidity is going to cost your family ALOT in funeral cost.

    Ever heard of a hospital? You know.. were people go for *gasp* Medical attention

    I. KNOW. RIGHT?!

  • ummmmmm why aren't you going to hospital ????

  • ...

  • YOU MIGHT WANNA GO TO A HOSPITAL.

  • hahah dude its just too bad that yu didint become spiderman xD

  • looking down the sidebar, its difficult to find a video that wont make me chunder

  • Okay how is this guy not dead?

  • @arlux1313 black widow can easily not kill you but it is very possible my friend got a black widow bite didint even go to the hostpital

  • GO TO A HOSPITAL!!!! Black widow spider bites are deathly!

  • I thought it was a nipple lol

  • @costybarbu  omg so did I! lmao

  • ouch go to a doctor :( i bet you didd though hope your ok

  • calm down, guys! he's a lab human volunteer. pretty sure he lived...right?

  • its fat bastards hand!!!! lol

  • Guy below is right this is a life and death situation sir

  • @H0tguy760 The only thing he's at risk at is losing the finger. As you can see the wound is nowhere near a vital organ.

  • dude! GO TO A DOCTOR!! DONT DIE!

  • wtf

    

  • Was hoping it was Toby McGuire 

  • Thumbs up if you thought the bite was a nipple from the thumbnail!

  • holy fuck!!!!

  • after posting this video the man shortly died

  • Yeah if that was a black widow mate you'd be hallination in crippling pain nausus NOT MAKING A YOUTUBE VIDEO idiot christ me and my friend bred and sell all sort of poisous spider and that isn't a reaction to a black widow

  • @bigboobedbabe666 hmmm..... yeah its not a black widow they produce a neuro-toxin, which means not much localized decay... my guess would be amateur recluse. But if it was a black widow, odds are he would not be hallucinating and in crippling pain. Maybe a mild to strong fever and a bit of cramping. (your friend is just making whatever he does sound cooler, lol)

  • how many days does it take untill you start climbing on walls and shooting webs from your wrist?

  • GO TO A FREAAKIN HOSPITAL ! :O

  • If you were bit 3 days ago you'd be dying right now and paralyzed moron. GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL!!

  • wonder if your still alive cuz this is like 3 years ago

  • looks like there's a baby spider in there...grosss

  • I thought it was a nipple i was like wtf then i saw the title

  • Black widow bites aren't usually fatal, but they do hurt like hell.

  • shouldnt you be heading to the hospital lol getoff youtube dumb ass!!!