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  • I just found out today lol I'm almost kinda sorta fucking pissed! Hahaha and I don't even know if that's a warranted feeling. Fuck! Lol I kinda sorta feel stupid. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! Anyway, I'm gonna go vent elsewhere now.

  • Can you marry me? I like your boobs, but I like sushi more. I dont like that red drink. Thank you.

  • Oh god lol.

  • Ever wonder why the symbol for "female" is a hand mirror?

    I don't, anymore.

  • You are so funny XD I can't believe you are able to speak this well at 6:30 in the morning. How can you bead words into a sentence? Let alone make a video out of them??

    I KNOW! It's impossible to find ladies that fit my criteria and are legitimately into women. Also...I think you are prettier than sexy nerd girl...sorry for not adding to your fap pool :D

  • why the hell do i still feel like it´s a split sreen?

  • I have to say very interesting. Can't hate on it but it does suck that you were chasing a fake figure. Good luck on your conquest.

  • Oh shit, didn't realize she was a fake. This is why I need to start looking at people's websites more often. Thanks for the heads up, probably gonna unsub, cuz that's crazy. Nice vid btw, I found it funny and awesome. Subbing to you, ma'am! :D Also, everyone here is correct. You're not even close to ugly imo. I've seen some pretty horrifying people, and trust me, I'd tell you if you were ugly.

  • Don't be so down on yourself! you're quite beautiful >.<

  • You need to expand your dating pool :)

  • you are hot i may say

    

  • OMFG I did not know Sexy Nerd Girl was a fake :-(

  • @Thaumatolgist It's still a good show, I still watch it.

  • @cherubicwindigo I just unsubbed... While it may still be entertaining, it won't be the same after thinking it was a real person. When she asked for recommendations on a book to read and such... I don't need that :-p

  • your fucking hilarious and ur funny. and thats pretty much sexy. u should do the opposite of stopping what your doing which cracks me up. plus ur editing style is dope.

  • What!?! Vallerie is a fake? But we saw at work with her boss! Ps vampires love periods ^V^^V^ and sick jokes lol

  • I wish i was a lesbian

  • the longer this video went on, the sexier you got. sexy as a person not as in the omg look at her boobies! kinda way. hard to be that kinda sexy with a mouth full of sushi :P

  • TWISTED METAL!!!!1!!!1!!

  • Honestly had the same reaction. Even made me stop watching for about 6 months.. It was THAT painful. Broke my heart. *sob*

  • uhhhhhh not she realy she put that stuff on her site as a joke she really like that

  • 3:17 Your hat is called a Tam.

  • 3:02 I just wanted to say thanks.

  • 1:55 Do not fret about your weight. You are one of the healthiest, most beautiful woman on youtube. You make me wish I was a gay woman. But no...I'm just some creepy middle aged guy who looks like Dexter.

  • i like freaky and ur cute so thumbs up

  • you should have been talking about hot chicks boobs from day 1.

  • yes it is hard to meet girls im a guy sry i hope you get your girl of your dreems but it be easer to meet a guy

  • I figured that out about third vid in......guy was to funny I smelled a con, but I went with it anyway............it's still funny. =)

  • your just my type but im a guy sry maby if you where by

  • It happened to me too. :( Have you noticed that SNG is also a shameless promo machine? Still pretty bitter about this.

  • The very same thing happened to me last week...

    I accidently discovered SNG as a "recomendation" video after some really nerdy recorded lecture about programming - or ikea floor planing, dont remember, been watching to much stuff the last days).

    First I found the name just wrong, she was really funny - but clean, felt like a written character she was playing. And then, after watching about an hour of her vlogs I found that out.

    Then found your vid

    Thank you for beeing the better, real nerd girl!

  • I did the same exact thing!!! and speaking as another girl living Florida girl I totally understand how small the nerdy dating pool is ... Your really cute and totally nerdy ^.~

  • I am loves you

  • Publix!!! I love me some Publix.

  • are you lesbian

  • @computerguy49 Thank you Captain Obvious

  • i'd do you... you look cute...

    

  • @TheMunk84 I'd do me too. Too bad I can't clone myself like wheezywaiter. ^_^

  • @cherubicwindigo

    if you ever come by you can have a try in my cloning machine :D

  • you go girl ;)

  • :P

  • Okay now that this is my 3rd comment for this video in the time it took to play it....

    You are hot and preverted which in turn makes you hotter...plus skinny girls never do it right which makes you even hotter...and OMG I almost forgot I was married LOL.

  • Damn it I wasn't ready to find out Sexy Nerd Girl isn't real. /sigh...even though you seem to not be into guys can you be my new "Sexy Nerd Girl"?

  • You are so stinking cute and I live in GA and we have Publix.

  • dont think your sad or a sicko...just maybe need to get out more lol.

  • Crap sexy nerd girl should be real!! Damnit there rent enough nerdy girls in Canberra most of all. But I know what you mean. I'm a big guy and woman don't like big guys like me. But I think your cute and you just need to stop hating your self. Your perfect just the way you are

  • >drinking vitamin water

  • It's VERY hard to meet women. Want proof? Go read George Sodini's last diary entries on Wikileaks before his rampage.  It's filled with women frustrations

  • I'd do her

  • Few thing one why do you think you ugly? it's your opinion I'm not change that but let me tell you I think you are beautiful really beautiful second now you are gonna be yourself I ask why only know who should be that for the start but overall is a god thing and I wish you luck so goog luck.

    P.S: sorry y bad english I suck at the write departement (sometimes)

  • If it wasn't for Publix, I'd be totally ok with Florida sinking to the bottom of the ocean. THAT is how AWESOME Publix is.

  • how did you find out that "sexynerdgirl" is a fake???

  • @USAFadrenalineJunkie On her official Website it lists who plays her ,HANNAH SPEAR, as well as other characters like Guy! It lists the producers and other things like the basis of the show! sexynerdgirl(dot)com(slash)tea­m(dot)php Sorry to burst the bubble they're kind of sneaky when it comes to admitting it as they dont wanna break the "Fourth Wall" I got an email from producers after I questioned weather the actress even reads comics.. Which she doesn't btw.

  • Yes that really sucks i like my nerds and geeks REAL!!!

  • A nerdy perverted gamer girl sounds really cool, though.

  • You look like my best friend...no lie, exact type of mannerism and hat. Kinda Awkward.

  • Lol, you didn't know she was fictional? That's too bad. i started enjoying her vlogs after I found that out.

  • Nope, this one is now my favorite of all your videos. I was like O_O the whole time. Thanks for sharing with us. Plus, that thing where you were like "I've got plenty enough for both of us"... I'm pretty sure I almost died from perv-overload... so, you win...

    Also, if you need a nerd friend who is unrestrained by social morays, hit my inbox. I'm as libertine as they come, and have been watching your vids for a couple of years now, so, say hi sometime. (I know I'm a couple months late).

  • @aurochtoxotis Lol, thanks. ^_^

  • so... you found a nerdy girl on the internet and fall in love with her? and then you realise that you fall in love with yourself? i do not speak english so i think i get it all wrong D:

    i liked the picture on the shirt lol

  • @ISIGunslinger Lol ^_^ You got it right!

  • Hey Ill be sexy nerd girl if it means a night with you (:

  • I find your eating highly disgusting, was this intended? because if so Kudos (whatever that means) to you!! Very Funny!!

  • @1985SocialClimber Pretty much all human bodily functions are disgusting ^_^ In the 19th century, kudos entered English as a singular noun, a transliteration of a Greek singular noun kŷdos meaning “praise or renown.”

  • @cherubicwindigo I just wen't through a little break down of sorts after being contacted by one of the shows "main" producers and what not ending with one thing known.. SNG is a FRAUD... and Doesn't exist (which technically means she can't be a fraud but whatevs).. And the site is infact as you said a fictionalized series! I responded with a bit of haste and rage because I think since sharing interactions with Valerie I feel cheated and think there should be a disclaimer on her VLOG channel..

  • @cherubicwindigo But happy to see a REAL SexyNerdGirl <3

  • @1985SocialClimber  Real? Check. Nerd? Double Check. Female? *looks down* Check. Sexy? Sure, I'd do me.

  • @cherubicwindigo :D Where's yer twitter? Er... do ya have one?

  • @1985SocialClimber My Twitter is the same as my youtube username. Just go to my profile page and click the twitter link in the banner at the top on the page.

  • Umm,, about that shirt... how can a COW be a father?

  • @drkstrD Suely it can be abull aswell?

  • Great video! But, I think a girl with all of those qualities is just as hard to find on the straight side of the fence. When I think of all the ladies I've actually met in my life that have really been into video games, well, you could count them on one hand. Then add the sexy hot factor and you've cut that list down to zero. A lady with all the qualities you mentioned is a rare breed regardless of sexuality, and a single one is rarer still because no man, or woman, would willing let them go.

  • @gamerslivingroom All of my friends throughout my life have been nerdy guys, most of the nerdy girls I've met have been my friend's girlfriends. Lol. Then there are my other nerdy friends who *never* date because "there's are so few nerdy girls". Sure, you're gonna find a ton of nerdy girls sitting in your living room... Drives me nuts since I'm such an Emma and love to see people paired up. I'm gonna do a video on how to date nerdy girls, it's really much easier for guys than all of you think.

  • @cherubicwindigo I think that video will make for some interesting viewing. It would also be nice if some nerdy boys and girls hook up after watching it. You could end up being the YouTube gaming community's version of Cupid.

  • Its too bad you bat for the other team because there are a million guys who you would be perfect for myself included. We call them ladettes and there basically hot women who sometimes act like men i.e burping, farting, swearing, getting drunk etc. I think its a bonus if a girl is into video games and sci fi instead of just shoes. Personally I`m looking forward to seeing your true colours and if there too bright I always got my shades lol.

  • @malcybabes Don't get me wrong. I very much so indeed tremendously love shoes. To an unhealthy degree. If I had a million dollars, at least 10% would go towards shoes. That is, after taxes. But I could lower the amount of taxes I pay by donating a majority of the million to a charity. 75% to charity, 10% for shoes, 25% straight into a a high-interest savings account. Glorious, wonderful shoes. If only.

  • @cherubicwindigo can we met half way regarding the shoes? If your going to spend all that money on shoes get those ones from Back To The Future 2 that were on sale the other week. Then you can be a nerd/geek and still be a lady. win win . Do you have a PS3? And what kinda games you into in general if you dont mind me asking

  • @malcybabes Lol, well of course I'll be getting some nerdy shoes, I've had my eye on these Lego ones for a while but I don't know how comfortable that would be. Also, I'm bat-shit crazy so I think "I bet I could make those" and 10 hours in I will throw my glue gun through a window and buy the pre-made pair anyway.

    Games I'm into? I'm really eclectic and shallow, mostly I see a sweet trailer and that's how I decide what to play. I like every genre but Open World RPG's are my favorite.

  •  u so hot

  • @xyODINxy I like your user pic! ;)

  • aww sorry to hear that, how were u bullied in school, you seem awesome!

  • Wow, thats some bs. People that do that are really scummy and it makes me sick. Sorry about that, keep looking you will find someone lol.

  • How did you come by this information that "SexyNerdGirl" isn't a real person?

  • @chetopuffs From the official SexyNerdGirl website, sorry I thought I mentioned that in the vid. They've got little bios of all the people involved in the show, including the actress that plays SNG.

  • What if I'm on a mac? I get no love?

  • @chetopuffs Love to you Mac peeps too. Unfortunately catchphrases need to be short and sweet.

  • Is she drunk? I think she's drunk. Look at her eyes, I think she's drunk. Someone check on her, I think she's drunk. She's changing topics waaay too much, I think she's drunk... she's probably drunk.

  • also... no you don't thrive on it. You are fat as fuck and literally make me mad. watching this literally makes me mad. shut the fuck up and stop making videos for me to add to my rage playlist.

  • HOLY SHIT I AM FROM FLORIDA TOO (TAMPA) AND HOLY FUCK I EAT PUBLIX SUSHI AND VITAMIN WATER EVERY DAY AFTER CLASSES.

    EXCEPT I HATE LESBIANS. FUCK YOU "GURL GAMER XD". STUPID BITCH.

  • holy shit , at 0:40 i was sure she said « i have an electric cock » O_o

  • @rodgod82

    She totally did.

  • 3:02 BAZONGA

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  • A rare breed. It's nice to see that being a socially retarded mega-dork isn't exclusive to males.

  • hay ok so i havnt kept up to date with your videos, so u might have covered this question... but are you like strictly lesbian and is that why your dating pool is so small? and believe me im a timid fat kid that can barely talk to girls so.... i got issues as well... anyways good luck with finding a true nerdy guy or girl that shows u real love!

  • i lived in Georgia for a year,and i used to work for Kroger,and who was their competition?Publix o'course,Publix was a much better store then Kroger.

  • @skoi87 Everyone has multiple faucets of their personality. I have no reason to "act" or portray myself as anything other than who I really am.

  • @cherubicwindigo >faucets

    Ahahaha, oh wow.

  • @DarkPieman For sure, I am the king of typos.

  • wow n i tho i was the only one have a heart break plus i can give u a chance to go out n i do live in florida so we pretty close i like games and everythin but it suk that ur a lesbien bc i will give u a chance a love in a relationship btw u dont look ugly u just cute girl who have a bad day well think about it if u went to know me more hit me up on my youtube check out my vids or facebook but again think about it :)

  • Man, i love you so much...

  • Whoa! I gotta say, I didn't see this one coming! But, it was pretty refreshing to see someone be completely honest and vulnerable in front of thousands of online strangers.....Too bad I don't live in Florida anymore ;)

  • You exist. I'm in love with you.

  • @iMrCtown Ditto.....I mean, to her not you. lol

  • 3:02  sushi cleavage.. bow chika wow wow..

  • your lovely

  • Damn wish I lived in Florida. I totally want to hit a blunt with you.

  • Lol I'm a produce manager and if I saw a bagged do that then they get slapped!!! :p

  • Publix? What is a Publix? The most amazing southern store chain in America that's who!! Sigh,, I work for Winn-Dixie :(.

  • @Bock728 Winn-Dixie! A fire burns in my chest for the grocery bagger from Winn-Dixie who put canned goods on top on my fresh 2.99 a lb peaches! May she rot in hell!!!! Well, maybe just a paper-cut or something. I won't hate you by association. ^_^

  • You're adorable - I found your video because of the whole "Sexy Nerd Girl" thing - finding ladies is difficult, definitely. Feel free to stalk me on Facebook. ;-)

  • Nice one. Great video.

  • i thought you were talkin about my friend rachel.

  • Hahaha, nice! Great vid

  • I laughed. We're all human, and especially with people on the internet there is ALWAYS the side that you have to dig to find. You've just done the digging for us apparently. At least you can freely express yourself now, but don't give up on the good things either. On another note, Masochism is what you 'suffer' from ;x Humiliation aspect instead of physical pain. Maybe you go for physical too though *shrugs*

  • but realy - I think you are perfect :) If only you wheren't on the other side of the planet.... ;(

  • "Violetly screw in the ass right now" xD

  • Good luck :) it's kool haha :D

  • "somehow my brain started converting hate into BOwchikawowow." Welcome to the club!

  • OM NOM NOM NOM LOLOL sup laura, it's alex...good time friday haha!!

  • You're hardly in the minority. Most of the girls who make videogame stuff on YouTube are dirty lezzers.

  • I came here via trouble8385's recent video, so this is the first video of yours I've seen. Good humour. I laughed a lot. Subbed :)

  • Good luck with your new direction. Viewers usually respond to honesty or being real.

    p.s. In these matters, sushi is no substitute for chocolate!

  • Good luck with your new direction. Viewers usually respond to honesty or being real.

    p.s. In these matters, sushi is no substitute for chocolate!

  • The big problem we have as "nerds" is that we dont go out. How can you meet somebody in the usual way if you and the person you would like to meet dont go outside too often. We dont go in clubs that much...

    So yeah, everybody ask me why I'm still single at 22 yo. I just dont know where to find REAL nerdy girls. Not the kind of girl that say "Lol I chatted all day, soo nerdy"

    I need to find a gaming club. or something.

  • Really, really, really really, Funny! You have an awesome personallity.

  • Wish I was as resilient to troll comments as you appear to be. I don't get too many on my channel, but enough to make me a little nervous each time I upload a video. You never know what you're going to get.

  • I thought you were bisexual?

  • @coolgamer77 She said "at least for girls". From what I know, she is.

  • i got my heart broken so many times, its so depressing. i hope youll find your perfect match. maybe try online dating. thats what im giving a go now. but you seem so nice, you deserve to be with somebody just as special as you.

  • Heartache cant stand against sushi and a Arizona green-tea! but oh i truly hope you feel better and you are sexy it takes all types to make the world go round! 

  • This has to be one of the best videos I've watched in a while.. LOL, I loved this one. If I'm not subbed now, I'm bouts ta sub up...

  • cooking, gaming, fighting 8 legged beasts......and now to add on top of that ladies, sex and random down the shirt shots.... ahem @3:02....this channel just got better than what it already was...XD!!

  • Keep it real kid. I dislike sushi but you made it sound fucking delicious.

  • Well this should be fun, i'll be looking forward to seeing what you do from here.

    On a serious note, how's your leg? I remember seeing you in crutches in the last video.

  • I LOVE PERIODS MAN

  • cool stuff more videos coming :D

    what about some vlogs? :D

  • Having met a few big shot Partners and talked about other Partners, I've learned a lot of shows that seem to be some guy or girl in their apartment is actually a large-scale operation.

  • I'm going to fap to all your videos now and eat copius amounts of Hummus as i do so.

  • and i love you (as a fan) i wish i could meet someone like you IRL lol

  • i love your videos i wish you could make more videos, i always miss to heard you ):

  • You're very pretty. You won't stay single for long.

  • Sorry to hear you're bummed out. I like to drown my sorrows in sushi too. Keep on keeping on!

  • Laughed so hard at the Lil Wayne/Vitamin Water bit, totally caught me off guard :)  And yeah, I've seen the documentary

  • @zeioIIDX That was just for you ^_^ That whole documentary I was so freaking high on dro but Weezy was so much more fucked up on that purp, I don't know how he was even walking! Supposedly he's off it now, I hope so for his sake.

  • @cherubicwindigo

    He kinda seemed like a punk to me when he didn't like the questions in that one interview and he had his bodyguards or whatever shoo the guy out. He kept trying to hide behind his glasses and his hat, seemed kinda timid. Anyway, I could tell he's been off that sizzurp because I couldn't get into Tha Carter IV :(

    P.S. Ever since I first saw you as a guest in that BigSmileReviews video, I've always thought you were very attractive and cool as hell. Alas, I'm a dude.

  • So this is cherububicwindigo's version of the creepy Jim Carrey video? :O

  • @mitchellavila1 Come on, I'm waaaaaaaaaay funnier than Jim Carrey! Lol, probably not. I only saw a few clips of it on =3 (RayWilliamJohnson) so I'll have to go back and look for similarities ^_^

  • I'm looking forward to the new channel direction. I think most your subs are also.

    you're my kind of crazy so go on with your bad self. maybe you can talk about how us guys can find a sexy nerd girl like you ;)

    have a good one

  • @matrix2k3 Fantastic idea, my friend ^_^ We could all use a little help with the ladies (especially the nerdy ones)

  • Sounds like this channel is about to get awesome! By the way, show more cleavage, you're a lot cuter than you give yourself credit for.

  • bring on the videos.

  • I'm still stickin with ya CherubicWindigo, cause I wuv ya. :} No matter how perverted you are!

  • This is some good content, right here.

    Also; 3:01 boobies.

    So, um, yeah... You suck and smell bad and stuff...

    Hot yet?

  • @Itachisasukekiller Oh man, it's getting steamy!

  • I'd date you :)

    Man now I'm hungry from watching you eat that sushi LOL

  • @MoreDakka101 When I was editing this video I was getting so hungry I had to stop and get some food, lol.

  • I like you, your fun.

  • Is this a new camera? Also, I think it's great that you want to make videos that show more of who you are. We are all nerds, but we aren't just defined by gaming, there's a lot more to us. People just don't see that most of the time. So yeah! Be yourself! We are here to support you! ^ ^

  • @SupaKirbTV It is a new camera, I did a video showing it off and then I hated it so I scrapped the whole thing.

  • @cherubicwindigo Cool beans bro.

  • Why are u up so early!!! lol and you and that sushi were getting it on abit to much i think lol and so sorry to hear about you love failing... pretty bad ha and i wont be going anymore awesome videos so far hopefully more to come and now its getting HARDCORE!!!!!!

  • @Cherubicwindigo Embrace the 1st Amendment thats all I have to say.

  • ladies sex and ganja? i can has?

  • Well for what its worth im sorry. Ive had friends get lied to by scammers too. But just keep looking. The right perverted nerdy girl is out there :) also im not able to tell sarcasm but i do hope u feel better soon. Take care :)