How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck

[YouCule1899]

@ 1:52 he just blew..

[Globez123]

It's like he's singing

[SpammerRapist]

You are my personal hero.

[TheMankyTube]

42 !!!!!

[IsaacThefrayVevo]

what did he say after 1:03 ?

[TheKleer]

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

[vietcongpornsurfers]

Looks like Phil Helmuth I think..

[jmegym97]

what is this

[cDragonBallz]

this guy go alot of mana to use lol!

[namm3rboi]

why the hell does the cameraman keep zooming in and out?

[napischu]

@namm3rboi If he didnt he'd be replaced by a tripod.

[MrBlackzzter]

What a dream.

[VirtualR2007]

How much cock could a cockroach cook if a cockroach could cook cock

[ivanfink1]

COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! 

[N3M3S1SZ]

sounds like asian monks chanting

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[ehryn20]

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bow! thats all ,..

[nicoegebak]

Give him a text by Eminem!

[DaanGuitarManiak]

Put audiotranscript On , LOL



[thoosequa]

Does anyone know what he is saying in the beginning?

[goonedogg]

does anyone know who is singing the cover of "Country Roads" around the 7th or 8th minute of this film?

[VietMylan]

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[XxLK97xX]

Can I have the Lyrics please? :P

[XxLK97xX]

How?

[charlesdon018]

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[jake17124]

what the heck did i just hear

[CommanderBradz]

one person cant chuck wood!

[gary3640]

How the fuck would you know what youv gought of

[jjgriffinjr]

Good thing the boy don't stutter.

[MrIvan72]

good video.im trying to perfect my spanish and make sure i dont forget my english so im looking for some tongue twister videos.

[Henriiiiiiii]

1: How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood

1: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

2: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

1: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

[AlienMagi]

@Henriiiiiiii oh shut up

-monkey island

[critx001]

how much wood would chuck norris chuck if he could chuck wood all at once?

[molster14]

blimey this is paranormal!!!

[PiggyLily]

holy shit

[Lifesucksdie123]

@PiggyLily mmmhmm.

[Bananafana10]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?

[Spaceomatic]

I would wood

[Snegenad1]

They say I talk too fast! I've got so much to learn from this guy! XD His auction stuff sounds like a song.

[MokkeePokkee]

According to Cornell University a wood chuck would chuck about 315 kilograms(if it could) :D

[soluna37]

@MokkeePokkee ew, Cornell!

[egooy35]

at the start i thought he was singing a song

[streetsmarts990]

lol "next time i strip that tit" xD

[roBBIED82]

hahahahahaha

[streetsmarts990]

lol

[yourBLOODisonme]

i leared it

Q: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A:as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[jewboy11505]

I learned the woodchuck thing differently...

Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Lifesucksdie123]

thanks jewboy!

[NeoGamemaster]

@jewboy11505 A woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood because woodchucks can't chuck wood!

[diablokoaiua]

@jewboy11505 me too :) and i learned the answer on my own

[Cotdail]

Great stuff.

Thanks for posting.

[m0d3rn4t0r]

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i heard a word granny when he said it fast

[btopishere]

I like how he made this documentary about auctioneers and then a year later he decides to include an auctioneer in his film Stroszek.

[BoredToHell1980]

lol it would be catchy song

[mynameisjamess]

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[TheChapaqua]

@mynameisjamess..... And mine's a coke.

[mousikk]

@mynameisjamess HAHAHAHAHA that's exectly what I undrestand

[kazuohirose]

if he had a wife his gonna argue and his wife would not understand what is he saying that may worsen the aguement

[bat118]

thats what i heared :manabaamaabamanamanaamanana 25!

[glasswinder]

Impressive.

[Lulluu]

ha geil :D babarababarababarababarababara­babarababarababarabar

[nykstukaigeriakava]

oh shit

[BurntRevenge]

i can already see a remix of this being made... XD

[HiHeyHippo]

that was really fast

[purometalyrap]

loool

[bristymage]

Try it yourself

[happygirl189]

he kinda sounds indian when he talks fast

[rmcju]

i think that is was fast

[mrarbuckle69]

huh?

[mixedprincess91]

wow, he's speaking fast!!

[thaliamexicancutie]

IS HE SPEAKING SHHSEEESH

[gmoney3121]

I can't believe Im lookin at this!

WTF!