Full Metal Jacket: Is That You John Wayne?

[dongallegos]

Soldier:whos gonna be the indians

Animal Mother:hey well let the gooks be the indians

[JoeyDMedford]

1:39

[lordporro]

communis IS an insult! hahhah! Beleave me....check out history books , comunist destroy all that it touches...

[Girka9011]

Well.... no shiet....

[Popeye23102011]

1:47 Magic Arm Swing??? He swings the left arm, but punches with his right hand fist!!

[darthknowl]

Quotables...... You can't write this stuff!!! I wonder how many of this stuff R. Lee said for real

[yugozastava13]

@darthknowl Well, allegedly R. Lee didn't even really have a script. 85% of what he said was improv.

[Shinobi11San]

YOU WILL NOT LAUGH

YOU WILL NOT CRY

[forearmnd]

Press 1 to find out "what he said."

[ciscokidseven]

hell i like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

[josiane1006]

Sgt. Hartman tought Chuck Norris how to be a man.

[00RyeBread00]

@josiane1006 um...the would be GySgt

[trellabor]

R. Lee Ermey's eyebrows could kick anyones ass all by themselves.

[YTSxxSODMG]

hahahhaha fummiest thing on youtube

[HesterDW]

Every line in this movie is memorable. Just amazing.

[auerstadt06]

A lot of R Lee Ermy's insults were added to the script--which was constantly updated-- but if you think there is a lot of improvisation in a Stanley Kubrick movie you are very mistaken.

[BryanBTV]

8 people are pilgrims

[FrankLampardd08]

There's no racial biggotry here, i don't look down on niggers kikes waps or greisers.

Well there's one thing u dont like private snowball, they dont serve friend chicken and watermelon here lmfao

[brianwinward]

@TheLumpous it's almost entirely improvised!

[starwarstopmotion]

i kept quoting this by saying is that you john wayne? is this me?not many understood it but a worker at the school heard me and said was it you cowboy!?since she couldnt cuss at school,lol

[DDADROVIC]

here u are all equally worthless

[Thomnasty]

1:49, He starts hitting him with his left hand, and finishes with his right..

[shaunlynch14]

It's pretty amusing to think the same guy did the voice of Sarge in the Toy Story films.

[ajsaccount1991]

the half hour of FMJ is ten times more quotable than both Hangover movies combined (though I like them too)

[devildogin2012]

i went down for mephs to do the medical exam and one dude looked just like pvt. joker

[EminemIsMyBrother]

i have this as my alarm:

*my alarm goes off*

Phone: doot....

person somewhere in crowd: turn your phone off

*phone after 7 seconds*: who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

every one laughed that time

[BALEnaVICO]

Is that you John Wayne?

NOPE

Its just Chuck Testa

[hepvaya]

He also kicks ass in The Boys In Company C. D.I. Loyce

[TheIgorsalgado]

The Fairy fucking Godmother said it!

[commandergree1231]

you little scumbag... I got your name I GOT YOUR ASS

[VegetaTheInsanity]

6 people are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.

[RobTheBang]

I love how he mocks this Drill Instructor With, Is That you John Wayne? Is this me?" Classic.

His Drill Instructor is no John Wayne.

[n1e9g9r4o]

im black, and that fried chicken and watermelon line is honestly funny as fuck hahahahhaha

[itsmeafreak]

I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. xD

[Rafterman123]

The meaning of this quote is quite simple.... Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was, in fact an MI5 agent deployed by the British during the Korean War. He was a sleeper agent hiding in a barracks at a U.S. military base, waiting for some communist piece of shit to spout this line as an activation signal for all of the other sleeper agents to stomp Private Pyle's brains out. Quit simple when you think about it...

[Vader3123]

This video scares the shit out of me, I dont want to get skullfucked.

[KilonBerlin]

Thats good, US soldiers are welcome like everyone :) but its the US mayor debt prob and the reason why there was almost a debt default. The USA did spend over 4 trillion $ during the last 10 years, even more. The last 3 years ~2$ trillion official, but in fact all hidden costs including war are estimated 1 trillion/year. Retreat from Afghanistan began in July, after 2010 was by far the bloodiest of all years. Vietnam, Iraq, now Afghanistan :( USA lost their worldpower status and thats not good.

[KilonBerlin]

Nice to see it in English. Theres a file, they call the Bundeswehr and don't talk, they answer every question with quotes from the Sergeant, might be fake, but it rocks,first the guy is friendly, but with the stupid questions (What's the General Order No. 5?), and the guy start screaming and get angry, and a bit earlier he asks "Are you from the US-Base?" (in German), you know Ramstein Airbase is part of Kaiserslautern Military Community and is the biggest US military community outside the US.

[TheLumpous]

Script writing at its finest.

[Allistar123]

@TheLumpous it was mostly ad-lib

[controlusplease1]

@TheLumpous this wasnt even scripted, which is the funny part, this is complete improv on the part of r lee ermey. he saw the script that kubrick had wrote for the DI scene, didnt like it, and asked if he could improv from back when he used to be a drill instructor.

kubrick said okay.

and this is the result of the fantastic "acting" of l r ermey ahaha

[BarricadeSlade]

@TheLumpous Not really, he actually improvised for most of his lines!

[JetFireMoc]

@TheLumpous I hope that's sarcasm

[avgnman72]

@TheLumpous acctually SGT Hartman was a legit drill instructer

[Brabant07]

@TheLumpous too bad it was all improvised :)

[h4xx0rfridge]

@TheLumpous A lot of his lines were ad-libbed.

[chriscos123]

@TheLumpous Wasn't scripted, was improvised.

[PabloakaChuck360]

@TheLumpous actually, Kubrick allowed R. Lee Ermey to improvise MUCH of his dialogue... just sayin'

[tooneythekeeper]

@PabloakaChuck360 yeah i watched that in the film extras. He didnt really have a script, and every take he had he pretty much used new and different dialogues

[Irish614]

@TheLumpous I read that they tried to script R. Lee but it didn't work out because it sounded fake. They had him go into a room and sound off every crazy thing he could think of.

[RIGUSGACA]

@gadawm10000 "it is a representation of the army and the view of the army and a problem of identity sort to speak... at the time Sands of Iwo Jima (A John Wayne WWII War movie) defined the American Hero... so that is what everyone going into the army wanted to be... the hero... it isn't a joke really... although Kubrick has a pretty sick sense of humor."

I found this on Yahoo Answers.

[geomodelrailroader]

0:56 Joker "Is That You John Wayne Is This Me" Gunny "Who Said That? WHO THE !@#%&&$ SAID THAT?" Joker deserved that now he know don't piss off Gunny.

[bulldogrj5020]

4 people are slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cock suckers

[bzflagkiller]

@bulldogrj5020 Make that 8

[fatherviktor]

@bulldogrj5020 залупа ты конская

[overvald426]

@bulldogrj5020 "Communist" is not an insult

[firebolt101]

@overvald426 At that time in history, "Communist" was an insult due to the fact of the Cold War.

[omerta0414]

Goddamn that private snowflake. He sounded like a freakin' blender with nails put into it.

[itubeyoudont]

@omerta0414 How dare you insult the almighty snowball.

[HeroicLewis69]

lmao a guy in my platoon did this xD

[PureMgl1]

guys did u notice that movie mistake in this scene?

just watch 1:48-1:49 f you look carefully, he starts to punch with his left, then we instantly see Joker getting punched by his right.

[NlKo0Lais]

@PureMgl1 Stanley Kubrick rarely makes mistakes in his movies, it most likely has some meaning to it

[youngncrazy1]

In high school we were goofing around practicing drill the week of exams......Cadet Frost was leading. Being the class clown I was I quoted Private Joker.......my class found it funny.......Sgt. Major did too. He also found it funny to PT me til I puked up blood.

[SuperDCkid]

best part 1:40



[TheLegendofPatrick]

Four people do not pack the gear to serve in Gunnery Sgt Hartman's beloved corps of the mean green death machines that keep the heavens freshly filled with souls.

[gagewhalen14]

they dont serve fried chickenand water melon every day

[nadav182]

2:12 thats a nice thing to say

[3dgisawesom3]

cant believe he ad libbed some of this

[smigitman4]

he ment black people love fried chicken coolaid and watermelon duh you dumb ass

[hostetle]

@smigitman4

>coolaid...dumb ass

Kool-Aid, dumb ass

[DJdude250]

4 people are from Texas.

[Monkeymshr20]

How has this quote NOT been printed on a t-shirt?

[BandSkeletonKey]

the joke comes from a moive john wayne (cant rember what its called). anyway, in the moive he portrays the considerd best soldier possable in a moive. the joke is comparing yourself to the best soldier and realizeing that war is nothing like the moives, people die in real life and dont come back. it was a joke in vitnam to show how they where selling the war to kids back home

[AnieWieder]

Fantastic. Thanks for uploading this gem..

[KarovaMilkyBar]

private snowball..private joker.. :D i got ur name!! i got ur ass!!

its one of those (film scenes) u never ever R able to forget.. the "rest" of it is another story

[beatlettese]

In italian, the soldier Joker says: "Sei proprio tu John Wayne? E io chi sarei?" :)

[atomichead777]

is this guy like chuck norris' dad?

[zgrillo2004]

@atomichead777 Nope. He was really a drill Sergent in his days.he is a natural

[nicksalemno]

@atomichead777 He is better than chuck norris 

[93carlosink]

SOMEONE WHO EXPLAIN ME THE MEAN OF THE JOKE ARE YOU JOHN WAYNE THAT ITS ME PLEASE

[mktriton]

i can't believe recruits are still quoting this movie still, and ah boot camp memories of Ft. Jackson, in 96.

[joker117000]

Who the fuck disliked this video.....nobody huh the fairy fucking godmother disliked it!!!!

[jdolaktv]

@joker117000 time to P.T. everyone till they fucking die! Time to P.T everyone till their assholes are sucking BUTTERMILK! lol

[antikoerper256]

R. Lee Ermey. The definition of order and discipline.

Also the only one ever allowed to improvise his lines in a Kubrick movie.

[SupositoryRepository]

@ 1:44

[ktm016]

Is there a reason why people are trying to find things wrong with this video. Its a movie, yea theres going to be mistakes were only human. Just fucking watch the video and SHUT UP!

[Planetbinxs]

@ktm016 Ok..USA

[NlkOlVy]

0:55 someones in trouble..... X)

[Planetbinxs]

We he hits private joker he was gonna hit him with the left...when the camera moved back he clearly punched him with a right...what happen?..lol

[Bowarcher]

@Planetbinxs R LEE ERMEY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT CONTINUITY IS TRYING TO DO TO HIS BELOVED CORPS

[StalkingRainbow]

@Planetbinxs He has 2 left arms the second one just happens to be where his right arm should be.

[chipmunx]

@Planetbinxs You shoot scenes several times from several angles and sometimes the best cuts for different moments don't add up.

Also, pretend it was an open-palm death-strike from his left hand and it works out better that way.

[jgq85]

Where did the two guys go that were standing at the entrance? They disappeared after :45. They would've been standing right next to "Private Joker".

[andrew12awesome]

@jgq85 Theyre standing at the opposite side of the room behind the camera.

[SgtWar94]

unorginized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.....i dont get the "is that you john wayne, is this me?" thing

[mangiaphoto]

The best part is 0:55

[RoarNaruto]

I dont get the joke

[ANTBOND004]

"was it you, you scroungy little fuck huh? .. "you little piece of shit, you look like a fucking worm i bet it was you"

[bundoranboy1]

hell you could come over to my house and fuck my sister :D

[turdbug]

i love this drill instructer he is so fucking funny

[danecook321]

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy, little, communist-shit, twinkle-toed, cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?!

[bundoranboy1]

is that you john wayne, is this me ..........who said that..WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT xD

[gadawm10000]

i dont rly get the joke, can someone explain?

[zues998]

@gadawm10000 He did a John Wayne expression, the reason he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" I'm not sure, but the reason Heartman got so pissed was mainley becuase it was disrecpetful against s Senior NCO. They're not supposed to speak unless spoken too and when he spoke out, It pissed him off...I guess.

[RayWilliamJohansen]

@gadawm10000

he is just being a dumbass by saying some random as shit

[superblackdoom]

@gadawm10000 its from an old 60s movie

[D3spairFacTor90]

@superblackdoom 1987

[grobo11]

@gadawm10000 He was comparing sarge to the army characters in old john wayne movies and himself he was being vague about just like you never know his real name in the movie, he is refferd to as pvt Joker. He is trying to find out who he is, or has lost all sense of self identification so he asks "is this me?" The joke is pointless, that's the point, like the Vietnam war, like the abuse, it was just pointless and random, a momment of letting go and releasing his inner thoughts.

[PureMgl1]

@gadawm10000 i think i can explain but im not even an english native speaker, lol

I guess Joker was just making fun of the Drill instructor's over the top macho manner. He says "Is that you, John Wayne?" In a John Wayne voice, realizes the contradiction and covers with "Is this me?" also in a John Wayne voice.

[gorackify]

@gadawm10000 you cant talk and any1 in the military would have laughed there ass off

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@gadawm10000

He was trying to be funny....it's more or less a random joke....just to piss off the DI.

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@gadawm10000

[Redo]

The way he's talking is the way John Wayne talks in his movies....(the way the Sgt is talking)

[CKY666CKY]

@gadawm10000 their where alot of john wayne reffrences in this movie and i think that joker looked up to him watch the movie again they talk alot of horses cowboys indians

[gigityea]

@gadawm10000 its just plain funny

[UndergroundxStudios]

@gadawm10000 John Wayne is a deragatory term DIs use to any recruits who wear their helmet unstrapped. However, in the book it was nothing more than Joker trying to mess with Hartman. He thought that he was okay saying it that quietly but he was wrong...

[Bowarcher]

@gadawm10000 joker is making fun of the sgt's over the top john wayne attitude by saying 'is that you john wayne?'

but by saying it in john wayne's voice, it sounds like he's asking himself if he's john wayne, and he quickly realizes this and adds 'is this me?'

[TrainingStream]

@gadawm10000 Watch John Wayne films. You dont get it cause you dont understand who or what John Wayne was, is or represented. There are alot of old movies if you give them half a change that are very good. There are called Classics. Old (Classic) music and old (cLASSIC) movies are awesome, they help you understand why music and movies are the way they are today.

[xDONTxTREADxONxMEx]

@gadawm10000 You gotta know what John Wayne was like to get it. Go watch Hondo.

[tbtbtwotwos]

is that you john wayne? is this me

[TheVideoWhale]

what exactly does that mean

[1stsmosh]

WAS IT YOU, U SCROUNGY LIL PHUCK! HUH!!! YOU lil piece of ZHIT U LOOK LIKE A phucking WORM!

[TheNp42]

BULL SHIT,

From now on, YOU'RE PRIVATE SNOWBALL

[Lucero0709]

@TheNp42 do you like that name?

[potnude]

That was tight on Pvt. Brown. :(

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

th john wayne reference is a comment on hartmans 'im 'ard' routine. wayne being a big pro army and pro vietnam dingus probably helped make the connection. pity joker found out that hartman really was a hardcore loony.

[Wellch]

What would a real DI Today handle a comment like this in Boot Camp?

[ChiWehWeh]

@Wellch Probably the same way. Depends if there are cameras filming him or not.

[HELPxOPPSx]

@Wellch they would let you know how awesome you are and then you would do some running etc

[Ninjafruit123]

Is that you John Wayne?  Is this me?

[Treck96]

Hahaha private snowball ftw

[Pivotist]

WHO DA FUCK SAID THAT!!!

[LEAVEBRITNYALONE1]

this shit is funny lmaoo

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

"The fairy fucking godmother said it!"

[The360Zombie]

The guy doing all the shouting in this scene was a real drill instructor and most of this scene was made up on the spot.

[eliteplague]

lmfao, I quoted private joker back in 2009 when I was in boot camp. The 60 push ups wasn't worth it.

[truegirl2anna]

@eliteplague puuussyy

[Lardman678]

@eliteplague

Maybe not to you.

[ultran33b]

@eliteplague When you said "back in 2009" it almost made you sound like a War Veteran, but failed.

[pnroyal]

@ultran33b  haha.... best comment on YouTube.

[nicksalemno]

@ultran33b respect vets and currents soilders asshole.

[ultran33b]

@nicksalemno Wasn't disrespecting, my best friend is in training.

Jesus, everybody is such a touchy cunt.

[narutokan]

@ultran33b "While in boot camp." Damn I sure find a lot of war veterans in boot camp bro.

[ultran33b]

@narutokan That was the joke.

[NSAThrace]

@eliteplague what branch were you? marines? I'm surprised they didn't murder you! lol

[RayWilliamJohansen]

@eliteplague

60 pushups is easy well maybe because i was raised in california

[AutophobicNightmare]

@eliteplague That would've been hilarious. :D

[franks1nufc]

@eliteplague 60 pushups? that it?

[Smokeyvette]

@eliteplague You only got 60? I was told to push 'em until I was told to quit...

[mxrhodesjr]

@Smokeyvette did you get the name private joker

[Smokeyvette]

@mxrhodesjr No, Petty Officer McPheeters referred to me as "dumbass" from that moment on...lmao!

[Nivanarocks]

"SIR YES, SIR" snowball is funny

[Nivanarocks]

"SIR YES, SIR"

[flyersfan320]

bullshit! from now on, you're private snowball! classic 

[WSAT1945]

Hes so fucking cool, great actor!

[damez123]

i love FMJ, i have this film but i just wanted to see this one part lmao

[TibbShire]

hah

[akinn97]

0:56-1:50 OMG ROFL

[chaolisse1]

wop is whitout official papers something like that

[ALEkkkSSS]

"well..NO SHIT, what have we got here, A FUCKING COMEDIAN!"

[quizmaster85]

BULLSHIT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!