American School System

[24791lampman]

why does it look like you got a bad spray tan only on your forehead in this video?

[DouchebagCris8]

I love Asians girls!

[hamidehnamiIR]

@DouchebagCris8 thank you ! im from iran

[TheEmoguy12345]

American School System

It spells ASS

[AhhMyKnee037]

I was born in August and was the smallest...

[MuikJuaggre]

lmfao this guy speaks the truf

[dzon613]

СРБИЈА! ! !

[xchokethathoe]

I went to school at 5 and learned to read at 4 not all through elementary...

[lill00ney123]

1:50 i feel your RAGE!!!!!

[plzstopsneezing1]

"No, we leave the dead clown alone." COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[andrewlee999999999]

i was born in august T.T, oh and btw our middle school doesnt even have frigin recess we just get beat up in class the teachers are to lazy/stupid to even notice or even do anything about it.

[DontHateOnMe903]

racism is ok

[54bapesta54]

lmao so fuckin true

[LarkaDawg]

Oooooh I'm in year ten so I'm a sophomore.... It all makes sense! Thank you Danny :)

[asimlerchick]

AMEN DANNY!!!



[CruZZerWTB]

1:19 haha xD

[HunterGamer88]

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCH

[bnmay1]

I am in 7th grade and we don't have playgrounds at all but we do have fights and such...

[Bluesman1969tb]

So I realized that my phone charger was in my mouth about 20 seconds before the video ended.I'm about to be a senior....final summation, Danny is a freaking genious....

[TheSup221]

im in 7th grade and noone fights on playgrounds they fight in hallways and make other kids want to die... middle school is a  living hell

[TheAlbinoblackperson]

@TheSup221 i agree om so happy im out of it now and in high school. middle school is gay, full of immature shits, and theres no freedom. the only good schools are elementary and high.

[TheSup221]

@TheAlbinoblackperson Wow yay now im looking forward 2 highschool (:

[TheAlbinoblackperson]

@TheSup221 trust me its not as bad as the teachers in middle school try to make it seem, just pay attention when needed and you'll do fine :)

[TheDancingNerd1]

@TheSup221 Wait till High School! 8]

[MurderinMist]

@TheSup221 it gets worse.... I am in 8th....

[ufckiller100]

@TheSup221 gets worst in highschool

[MrHotrod68]

@TheSup221

AHAHAHA wait till high school

[Dubbadee124]

@TheSup221 try highschool people try to make you die and they are cruel

there was a kid witha broken leg walking to class on crutches and some kid tried to trip him and when that didnt work he tried to take his crutches to goof around with (he didnt know them at all)

[MrOranges4ever]

@TheSup221 im in 8th grade and I totally agree with you

[infent2deep]

damn man u funny as hell

[mizzemosh]

Hahaha! i love this dude! (L) (L)

[jakos541]

ahahahhaahahha idi u pi4ku materinu hahaahah bravo

[TheManofFest]

Also, if your teacher is a woman

she will probably be sexist.

It's ood they say you're supposed to socialize in school

But really, it's about drinking

And all that's available is gallons and gallons of shut the fuck up tea.

[JBurd207]

I actually started kindergarden at five which in my school is grade 0.../:) which aparently counts because before that was a school like place called head start. Isn't Maine a stinter face. :P....... @o@ I'VE BEEN IN SCHOOL SINCE I WAS 5!!!!!!! My life was stolen I swear it....15 years of my life.......stolen.....T-T

[TheJewishAssassin]

You got it mostly right. It has changed a small bit though.

[ChinoPR001]

I had to stop the vid after the burrito joke cause i was laughing too hard:D

[RandomName2009]

@ChinoPR001 this nigga is a weirdo

[youtubronly321]

Surprisingly, he got a lot of shit right in this video about our shitty school system

[HeyThereDestinyBear]

I was born in august too! My life is complete.

[yaboyjorge18]

keep pressing 3 lol

[eva0the0morpher]

@amyrose1fanteam I'm with you (:

Loved your video, danny!

[zongivila]

Im born in aug. too,and here in serbian we are forced to know how much pigs are ther and stupid stuff like that

[amyrose1fanteam]

born in early early early september! always the youngest [but the smartest] of everyone!!! :D

[capps4242]

I'm never drinking another ice-cold Coca-Cola while watching these videos.

[127ksa]

Pakistani school systems fucked up my life

[juxhinam]

I'm Carolyne.. and I'm OFFENDED!!! :DD

[golikop1]

OMFGUR FUCKIN FUNNIER THEN JIM CAREY!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[iiVersion1]

this guy is so funny hahahaha

[DragonToesK]

Middle school fucked up my life forever! Give me a thumbs up if you agree

[TheNaMa6]

I'm Mexican and the crack at Mexican's (WOW. That seems logical. Mexican's carry the crack... bwahahaha) was hilarious!

[LittoBUbbo]

Spot on dude. spot on with the stuff we realize in HS and college. spot on.

[averagekneesocklover]

You made american school system seem so terrible but I live in america but it's all good

[malthe2830]

Do you have a Facebook site?

[malthe2830]

So funny man

[coolnicolas12]

Lmfao im mexican and i love the bean thing

[mmt2095]

"The only thing I really remember is, if you mess with one bean you're gonna have to fight the whole burrito" LOLOLOLOL

[mmt2095]

1:50 flashback?

[DeathsGirlfriend12]

your wearing clothes :l this has confused me..your better naked :) nuff said..LYL abbey

[asdfid26]

You are talented, but it's just too much energy for me. Your material is great but leave the faces to Jim Carrey

[Elibenify]

I love you Danny, but after 1 minute i has hitting myself on the head

[miramdafromthetempes]

congradulations on doing the stand up comedy thing. you are super talented. I wish I could meet you and get some advice on how to be funny because I am not humorous at all. :(

[TheWafertastic]

Your school life sounds so sad :(

[hapetreefriend]

0:51 i have never laughed so hard in my life

[vkigo3]

this is so dam true :( sigh

[FicZz]

Im sure that you wasnt scared to try the drugs :D

[XieonGaming]

@GuitarsTLM if you feel the need to * out letters in curse words either a) don't use them, or b) dont use them and grow the fuck up

[GuitaristLM]

Do Americans have two proms as Serbians,in 8th grade and in 4th grade of high school (it's not 12th grade in Serbia).

Btw tell that Caitlin to post her picture,I bet she's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuitaristLM]

School is s**t.

Principal is a fuc***g bas***d,teacher is a stinkin' hoo*er

Vice principal is a f***ing bi**h

[Iphroget]

@GuitaristLM i'm pretty sure youtube doesn't censor your comment

so stop putting fucking asterisks in the middle of all of your words

[thebombBOOM579]

hey hey danny XD i need advice to excuse at the teacher and the idiot principal wont let ANYONE get out until 10:30 pm i cant stand that school what should i do?!

i live in P.R.

[Teags327]

im in middle school and we dont have "recess" we calls it lunch and i enjoys talking cause i has friends O.o

[219aust]

Too many bananas?! Cant that cause an excess of Potassium? And cant that excess cause a heart attack? O.o

[PotionsMaster007]

the american education system is weird. too many levels and names. we just have primary (prep through grade 6) and secondary (year 7 through 12) then tertiary education. an there are no special names for each year. why does america do what they do, no body thinks its amazing, just annoying.

[DxOxTxSxBand]

@PotionsMaster007 Well diff names makes et seem less borin..

[sirmoglok]

keeps walking the fine line between amusing & flat out annoying. You should do voice acting for cartoons.

[nazisucksass]

who's laughing now, BITCH!

[markofun6]

again serrbian lol

ps. i am serbian

[lexj99]

I started school at 3 and a half years old in the French school system but I do like American school better because instead of 17, I am graduating High School at 16..but I still didn't know why they wanted to put me back in middle school though..I am smart duh

[twilighchick0025]

Do a vid about chocholate

[123LoverPanda]

American School System:

Preschool- ages 3-4

Elementary- ages 5-10 (Kindergarten-5th grade)

Middle- ages 11-13 (grades 6-8)

High- ages 14-17/18 (grades 9-12) Final Note!- I LIKE GERMANY BETTER THAN AMERICA!!!!

[TwilekLover12]

Omg! I love a Caroline to! 8D

[eaglelane13]

I started school when I was 5...

[privacy52]

deer danny, how do you tell someone, that you're dating, that you want to break up nicely?

(the "that you're dating" is because you wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.

[TashieMS]

@privacy52 He already made 2 videos about that.

[privacy52]

@TashieMS Ohhhhh..... whoops. T_T

[ThaMuse07]

sometimes i eat too many bananas... and that's it. bahahahaha

[musicobbsession666]

this was amazing

[ashweenass]

keep pressing 4

[jakethefakelakesnake]

"WHY do you keep putting things in your NOSE?!"

"IT'S HAPPY IN THERE!!!"

i can't stop laughing.

[GilmourishGuitarist]

It's so funny, isn't it CAROLINE??? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH!!

..eh, you probably still are.. lol

[neilkaiser123]

my fav person on youtube 

[95berre]

49 people od'ed on banana's

[uttoxeter1001]

In England, we call "recess" BREAK-TIME cos were cool.

[danielhinton13579]

@uttoxeter1001 in America, we only have recess in 1-5th grade. Do you guys have it in high school over where you live?

[AussieTroopa]

@uttoxeter1001 yeah same in Australia except just "Break" we inherited the real english language not the americanized shitload of a version.

[bigman1171]

fuck american schools. asian and european schools has better and fairer teachers.

[improvisedshananigan]

I WAS BORN IN AUGUST TOO!

[supermagicman1234567]

My school goes k-6 for grade school, 7-9 for junior high school not middle school and finally 10-12 for high school

[Magicalbags]

danny, i love you man. im still a junior in highschool and you litteraly summed up everything so far PERFECTLY!!! lol

[danielhinton13579]

@Magicalbags me too. no more procrastinating now lol or coming to class stoned XD ...well that actually helped my grades a little...made me think more. what state do you live in> im in Georgia :P

[MrWhyUTrippin]

Danny - Caroline

[FreedomLee721]

OMG, i watched ur Apple Care vid and loved u ever since...which was 10 minutes ago!!!

[jakc303]

Where U from dude, those are Slovene/ croatian words on the begining??

[angelo0910]

@jakc303 he is from SERBIA

[SydneyMarinie]

I would love to be this caroline!

[Krougenox90]

Danny I want you as my lawyer

[mickenzie9]

I like the second intro! :D

[JeremyTheWicked028]

Danny, were you a good student? I mean, how were your grades? And how was your school life?

[peppe4871]

fuck off ohio and montana!

[LILYWANNAROCK]

how did he know i had a headache

[YeaaBuddy405]

im in hawaii (oahu) and elementary is k-6 and middle 7-8 and high 9-12

[iminabandyo]

lol i was born in august and i was the shortest till summer after 6th grade and everyone who picked on me were like what the fuck happened "i grew a whole 5 in. over summre"

[gamewizard]

This guy is a ripoff of Fredryk Phox.

[creecarrie]

My name is caroline...

I got really scared when u said that......

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2011liveurlife]

@Gsindy15 life's short, explore and have fun, just use cndoms and don't get addicted. hope this was useful advice LOL XD

[pangolin9]

You r one wild and crazy lazy eyed serb.

[zennpatience]

Or, some people like me... are in the higher points of the class. Most people my age are in the grade above me, but that doesn't mean I am behind. Like you said, it depends on how retarded your parents are.... my parents arent retarded, but they did put me in school later than everybody else :)

School certainly does last FOREVER.

[ACOSABIC]

0:04 WOW man , you are speaking my language !!

You are crazy , i and my guys love your videos , can you make one about my country and language (Bosnia and Herzegovina)

PEACE !

[xhiddenscars]

Woah!

Way to make America sound WAY worse than it is! xD

[JohnWizzyVEVO]

is this guy dam

[MrChestypuller1775]

oh by god this cats facial expressions lol

[TheAceofAll123]

He's not that off.....

[MaryJaneRuby]

you should do a serbian school system

[remboy3000]

Britain and American are different. Enough said

[MultiWTFVideos]

This guy is amazing, he should be an actor.

[laengco]

mom, shall we die?

yes son, this crazy guy will kill us!D:

[Rawrasaurxx]

/).-

[MrLooseSkrews]

Bean burritos are very dangerous...

[ScreamxxRadio]

Junior High school was only 7 and 8th grade for me. 6 grade was still grade school

[Konekoi]

I just like listening to the "I like your face too, Caitlin" since that's also my name and I can just pretend it's me.

[Jerm9590]

@Konekoi Weird... 

[calmyournonsense]

oh my goodness, this is extremely accurate...

[gamerforge]

1:58 WHOS LAUGHING NOW BITCH!!!

[ripstickkiller3000]

whos laughin now bitchhh

:P

[vampirekiller34]

i thought it waz

1-6 elementary

7-8 middle school

9-12 high

if not then my teachers a lier, he lies to small children

[TheMadMsHatter]

@vampirekiller34 It depends where you are. In Ohio elementary is 1-5 and middle is 6-8 (:

[TheCrownedMedia]

lol I watched how tell someone you like them right before this one.

[0DinoPrincess0]

im a freshman.... im in the sophomore stage though... lunch doesnt suck(:

but everything else does -.-"

and yes, there's freakin drugs everywhere...

this guy keeps pills in a little chapstick bottle thing,..

Clever, but very, VERY stupid...

Oh, highschool... BE FUN D;<

[yannis2307]

obviously he lost college hanging out with fascinating asian girls lol

[megamegamario13]

do a video on how you make your voice high pitched and slowed down n stuff (y)

[shortbox8]

R u really gay?

[Chrispisz12]

You make America sound terrible! lol

[GrizzlyraverXD]

OI DO A REPORT ON WEEED BRO PS> EAT A DICK

[GrizzlyraverXD]

MEXCAINS 

[cariadie1]

In england you start primary school when you're 4. 4-5 reception, 5-6 year one and so on up until year six which is when you're 11/12. Then you leave primary school and start secondary school which is year seven up until year eleven when you're 16/17 and then college and uni and Yeh.....

[BMWsloFanatik]

Intro ti je nenormalno smejšan!!! Prije nego što sam pogledo video sam prvo 154334534 ponovijo intro hahahahah Legenda si majkemi haha

[MrLennox24]

please do a video about culture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Blueeyedchickadee]

My name is Caroline, That scared the hello outta me.

[LinguistTroubadour]

Caroline lol

[Lovedethklok]

that was the best description of high school EVAR!!

[mrgoodygoodygumdrop]

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL! :D

[rayluvr]

someones digging for good at 1:19

[Chelsypels]

Haha, click 4:06

[Chelsypels]

The red dislike bar is as small as Justin Bieber's dick. XD

Oi, Danny! Do a report on JB!

Thumbs up for yes ppls !!

[Chelsypels]

LMFAO, go to 1:54

[emoninjastar1]

no we leave the down clown alone!

[Kasumi1259]

Omg super hyper xDDD

[wackawacka10]

make a video....Why does fart smell?

Thumps up so deni can see!

[pedrocampos17]

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW, BITCH1?!? HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[frostyh81]

@pedrocampos17 that was def an LMAO moment!!! XD

[FredLovesMe100]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 0:12

He would give AWESOME blowjobs xDDD

[Shnorkel]

American School System, or for short- ASS

[GreenDayFlorence]

In England it is...

3/4 - 5 Nursery.

5 - 11 Primary School.

11 - 16 Hell (Secondary school).

Not sure if these are completely accurate, but I am English >.<

[Theeiiiaaa16]

4:06 - well i can tell you that in slovenia the school system is alooot more simple... xD

cause i still don't get it...and i probably never will, unless i actually atend it, wich, i guess will NEVER happen... xD

[dawsonoo7]

4-6 good times

6-10 pretty decent

10-14 not so decent

14-18 ASSHOLES !

18-22 THE BEST!

That's me.....

[123xzozo]

so um yaaaa, i kinda love you, alot. <3

[Koizumisan123]

lol true devoloping your crush till it ends up with a relationship XD

[mistafuZZyfuzz]

mnfz..som times dude...i think i eat too many bannana's....

[supahippiegirl]

wow the begining cave me a head ache and u finally wore a shirt!!

[rangerdaggot]

leave the dead clown alone...

[urusai2baka]

1:58 i think i died and went to heaven ;DD

[Haleyvonneable]

elementary: 5-10

middle school: 11-14

high school: 15-18

I was born in august so I'm going to high school at 13 T.T

[WTFlozzie]

in australia

kingdergarten baby - 5

primary school 5 - 12

high school 12 - 18

then you go off the university... that is if you made it through high school

:)