Ask A Ninja - 11.15.10 - NASA

[chrono4203]

10% of the boys and girls are actually bags of cobras.

[OneThousandWorlds]

press 4 once every second to create your own..

Ring footage

Washington Apples commercial for europe

hypnotic suggestion music

and so on

repeat until you suck-sadenium

[oPHILOSORAPTORo]

That would explain why the moon landings were so shitly faked: If ninjas had been involved, no one would have ever suspected a thing.

[SubjectRomeo]

what is that thing on your back?

[Bikutolu]

Ninja apple slicing association? Na...that's just sound silly...*apple hovering into the room* ...Uh oh...

[DaLilPwny]

Are you a Brony?

[zebestdu76]

what your identity photo look like ? ?

[KCDCish]

Are ninjas scared of themselves?

[LastHCompany]

Do ninjas have any other clothes than black?

[TheBlackLotus18]

do ninjas have groccery stores? and if so do they have a baby seat in the shopping carts?

[thepman215]

Do ninjas make their own suits?

[17ryuzaki]

do ninjas have magic?

[kittysam91]

ugggggh

[christianlegoguy14]

I just liked the video to get it off of 666 likes

[DontExpectMeToListen]

@christianlegoguy14 oh god you didn't make it 999?!

[iseecheese]

nachos avacodoes spices association, neadertal archaic space aliens, never ask santa anything, no alien sucubuses area, ninja association of sick annagrams, nothing aint something absolutists, nightly avenging stealthy acronyms

[Thunderbert80]

Ask us a question!

[Daryn031]

Ninja arbitrarily spitting alliance LOL

[linkbeast180]

can chuck norris kill a ninja?

[17ryuzaki]

@linkbeast180 no

[kheljahn01]

is there a computer geek ninja :D

[WaterCursed]

1:04 HEY !! HEY IT'S MIDGET APPLE !!

[Xinoz2]

the Ninja Academy of Silly Accents almost made me laugh to death....

THEY ARE DEADLY

[NeoShadowNinJa]

Ninja Association of Shuriken Assassinations

[dedlykitty1]

I love the silence instead of the original intro song

[Jamyke94]

Are ninjas good at basketball? - Jaylin

[crazywilly55]

apple apears "that can't be good"

[theblakedestroyer]

so im likley to be a bag of corba

[alekx58]

es ham sie n mann gesehen und dann war eine pfutsch und dann laber laber hautabschürfung

[Fargosis16]

10% of the viewers r really bags filled with cobras

[superdoom101]

who is your favorite character from Batman Forever?

[TheFamine123]

Which NASA?

[AquaPhoenix2006]

So the "Ninjas Always Spelling Atrociously" group are a bunch of leet speakers?

[wwfbook]

Do you like books? Would you do a book review if it had a ton of blood and killing in it?

[drumadude28]

why are people bitching so much? this is probably the funiest episode yet, altho, i agree, the theme song would be good to have in here...

[SmartBomb7]

I think they should remix the theme song maby some autotune

[TaurisMemnon]

@AmericanWaFfLe13 No not a chance. The Jury however is still out on Miley Cirus, who is Silently assassinating Music. A little known fact, unless yer a Ninja....Sweet Nibblets are the World's Deadliest Food!

[chris12980]

THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!

[Edge0fPain]

A particle of mass 4 kg rests on a smooth horizontal table. It is connected by a light inextensible string which passes over a smooth pulley at the edge of the table to a mass of 1.5 kg that hangs freely. Can you find the acceleration and tension in the string?

[saksjn]

THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!

[fearNaiomii]

What is you opinon on that alice human sacrifice bleach spoof?

[turuu214]

if light travels so fast how come it never caught a ninja?

[TheBoris101]

Where's the theme tune gone????

[writeswiththeangels]

the song was my fav to :O{

[ilosiete]

How do you know the difference between a male and female ninja??

[kodyrocks20]

@ilosiete how they speek?

[paramountx]

@ilosiete No one has ever gotten close enough to a ninja to know

[NeoShadowNinJa]

@ilosiete a male ninja will kill you, but a female ninja... will also kill you.

[brawlboy3285]

@NeoShadowNinJa But with nail polish!

[aaaazzzzable]

@ilosiete Well a male will kill you in about 0.012 seconds a female will kill you in 0.013 seconds. Trust me theres a MAJOR difference.

[JuGgAloactionPIRATE]

@ilosiete actually i recommend you read the ninja handbook. it has a paragraph or two on the subject.

[leon102]

@ilosiete Boobs?

[iceblaster123]

Is jackie chan a ninja?

[Thaiik17]

iee look foward tu keeling uuuuu fish!

[vancetastic]

Their motto is EHHH

[atom1911]

does he say fish 2:26

[Ilovesummer14]

@atom1911 i think so.

[wellguesswhatIthink]

@atom1911 cha, he's being eccentric, I suppose

[dkillerjoy]

are you sxe phil

[IMTFIA]

Honestly, I don't mind the theme not being there

[TsuKing]

Ninja, are you wearing a scarf? If so, would a ninja be cold without one?

[petermac96]

Is Chuck Norris a ninja?

[MegaSonicBro]

Is dr. Octoganopus from the lazer collection a ninja?

[fearNaiomii]

What happend to the old theme song?

-Your mother

[jtever2424]

bring back the theme!

[angelicphoenix264]

i dont see any resemblance to tosh.0 in the ninja because nobody resembles a ninja

[drawitbig]

Which do ninjas like better: Hellsing Ultimate OVA or Twilight?

[VivaLaVieBoheme49]

wats behind ur mask?

[angelicphoenix264]

@VivaLaVieBoheme49 another ninja

[WakkaSSj3]

Do ninjas have their own clones?

[injunbreed]

are there ninjas that are american

[Sylar03]

How come we never see your sword?

[weedhippy]

@greenleaf547 harry would take one look at ninja and cast Avada Kedavra on himself!!!!

[robohobokittykiller2]

WE WANT THEME SONG!!

[TheFamine123]

@robohobokittykiller2 meh

[zipdyad]

need to start killing in space!!

[zerox227x]

i think a nuclear Holocaust will happen unless the old theme comes back

[jtmovieparodies]

I challenge you to a showdown to the death Ninja

[NerdKing25]

@jtmovieparodies Dude, YOUR GONNA DIE!!!

[lotrrules3434]

" Well, I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja JOE! I am ninja, We are ninja, but i believe that you are ninja too!" OH WAIT. I can't quote that.... Because the theme song is missing!!!! D:<

[emz33]

2:24 - I look forward to killing your fish? Huh? O.o

[Nilyentaraka]

Would you prefer a crouching tiger or a hidden dragon?

[warriorsleftnut]

"well i am ninjaaaaa

she is ninjaaaaa

we are ninja too

i am ninja

we are ninja

and i beleive that you are ninja too!!"

LOVE THAT!!!!!

[copalify]

How are ninjas born?

[DefectiveUmbrellaInc]

The Ninja Anti Stupid Association. There motto is, "Ugh..." XD hahahaha

[TheJediNinja]

What do you think of them splitting Harry Potter in half?

[SuspenseSmith]

I AM NINJA WE ARE NINJA TOO! Come on, theme song.

[tasteslikeginger]

Is Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto a ninja?

[JoDan183]

Are you ignoring all the people asking about the intro?

[ExplodingBody]

What is your favorite breakfast cerial?

[pwn4lifez]

can you ninja? -chris

[Foxgurl995]

Do ninjas know the meaning of life? - Tabitha

[12yearsoldkid]

How good are ninja at arm wrestling?

[captsomeguy1]

@12yearsoldkid

Not very good...Because they end up arm-killing in the end rather than arm wrestling

[12yearsoldkid]

@captsomeguy1 LOL thank you that made me laugh

[Starlynx]

You are finally getting more views. I hope you get the same following you once had.

[shadowlizard4sauke]

ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE: Between you, Ressurected Bruce Lee, The ULTIMATE NORRIS of CHUCK and Aris. Who would win? -Carson

[AmandaFields]

"the only thing they really administer is steel. To places where steel does not feel good." lol

[sparrowmeyer]

im going to snap off your kneecaps and use them to carve out your innards!!!!! bahahaha!!!!

[balamuthia]

THEME SONG!!

[flimsystick]

I'm fairly certain that the theme was axed because, although it was extremely obnoxious, it failed to kill any of the viewers. Let's face it, to a ninja, if it doesn't kill anything, it's not worth doing.

[sailorkatey]

Here is my ask a ninja question:

What happened to the old ask a ninja theme song?

[Oracool13]

THANK YOU FOR THE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL REFERENCES!!!!!!!

[Vorknan]

Did Ninja Create Shadow or Shadow create Ninja?

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[MegaKungFuDude]

How many ninjas does it take to kill Chuck Norris?

[DaDcOmIcS]

How do ninjas celebrate other ninjas bithdays?

[stevecompatch]

Obviously there will be ninjas at my Thanksgiving Dinner. I expect to die, but should I make an extra turkey for them?

[captainkirkleeeaston]

if a ninja cuts down a tree in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, did that ninja ever exist at all??

-Kirk Danger Easton

[captainkirkleeeaston]

if a ninja cuts down a tree in the middle of the forest and no one is around to hear it, did that ninja ever exist at all??

[lowfatjellydoughnut]

I'm going to have a baby soon. Is there any way for us to ninja-proof his nursery?

[ddude100]

who else kept looking up at the word NASA when he said all the meanings for it

[thsher]

are there Saudi Arabian ninajas?

[Wooyaninja]

Are u a white guy?

[tkdyo]

ha, this ep was pretty sweet. I enjoyed it. 

[vipersnipe09]

Do ninja's cook?

[VdGmsExprt2]

Can Ninjas eat just one lays potatoes chip?

How do Ninjas fight cavities?

What do Ninjas get paid in?

I know someone that spelled Ninja, "Ninga". You should do something!

[shadoworc01]

Do Ninjas celebrate Thanksgiving?

[trouble1macker202]

Possibly Ninja Anti Stupid Association merch?

[zaccuttie]

what ever happened to the theme song? that was my favorite part!

[reigninblood9188]

@zaccuttie it got replaced by all the commercials....

[Raansu]

@zaccuttie ya, I miss the old school intro.

[Akufyghs]

@zaccuttie

Theme was annoying(period)

[zaccuttie]

@Akufyghs

hah well i liked it (:

[ghetofabgurl89]

Was Jesus a ninja?

[SailorCire]

@ghetofabgurl89 He must be. I mean he had the Romans believe he was dead and then he came back.

[xSmittyxCorex]

@ghetofabgurl89 correction. is.

[BalooGirly]

I want merchandise with

Ninja Anti Stupid Association

on it.

I want this for Christmas.... ( ninja look)

[BalooGirly]

I want merchandise with

Ninja Anti Stupid Association

on it.

I want this for Christmas.... ( ninja look)

[MarmiteHatingLass]

is father christmas a ninja?

[lambchopmedia]

Are Ninjas able to get to the bottom of a rainbow??

[krudmonger]

The last four seconds were my favorite. But it was all good.

Question: What is that glow behind you, anyway?

[shermonruler]

4 people were assassinated therefore hitting the dislike button =P

[trueloveis4u]

is there anything a ninja cant use to kill?

[Alienwolf117]

@trueloveis4u that needs to be his next episode

[chucknorrisisgodchas]

ballin.

[mavericklysander]

Reminds me of the UFC episode.

[iguana2bug]

Has a ninja ever considered making a disney cartoon about themselves?

[Xxken101xX]

XD lolz 1:02

[screwmanx]

Bring back the theme tune!!!

[masterexploder83]

How does it feel knowing that I watch you sleep at night while I consider killing you, But I don't because I figure it wouldn't be worth the trouble?

[BrokenArrowsInc]

This is the first ninja ive laughed at in a while. thumbs up.

[keys4dabeats]

Is it true ninjas can kill people using spoons??

[insaneguy1509]

are ninjas any good mith computers

[Nilyentaraka]

What happened to the theme song?!

[Infernes17]

Why do ninja's use swords if they can cut people up with karate chops?

[wobser]

this video needs more aska a ninja intro song

[suzyanna15]

Are Ninjas the reason I have random bruises that I have no idea how they got there? -Suzanna D

[iDinosaurify]

Are u really a ninja ???

[mastermike890]

Can ninjas Cook?  -Mike S.

[levantos]

NOOOOO DONT KILL ME! :(

[SuperZubov]

When does a ninja become a ninja? Is it at birth or what?

[kodyrobertson89]

this is the first new one that is funny keep it up Ninja!!

[FakeandGaytv]

Is there ninjas in other universes

[WarpedWolf38]

QUESTION: Do ninjas do that awesome phone booth thing for when they change into their ninja clothes?

[VoidKeeper]

are there any ninja cyborgs?

[3daysAnd2nights]

What do ninjas think of emos? And are there emo ninjas? 

[gre107]

Why do Ninjas always get wiped out in movies?

Is this some Hollywood conspiracy?

[OSuKaRuTV]

I am dead now? XP

[SleepingShane]

if ninjas are so great why does Chuck Norris keep killing you guys

[f417avlabs]

@SleepingShane Dude, Chuck Norris could only dream of killing a ninja.. Chuck Norris is a stupid old fag people should get over him and find a new joke allready.

[mutalord]

lol, he really ansewred at the last second XD

[no1touch]

i couldn't stop laughing :'D

[InnosZorn]

How many Ninjas are necessary to change a light bulb?

[KillaNinja0]

@InnosZorn -2 ... one to break the lightbulb and the other to kill you all >:D

[kholsinger]

Could a ninja hide from its reflection?

[heroinpenguin666]

What are your favourite ninjistu and non-ninjitsu techniques?

If there are enough questions for another OmniShow, could you please do another one?

And... could you please not kill me?

[InfiniteEsoterics]

Hahahahha! omg that was the best...i needed that.