What Is Middle Age? Porsche 944

[tnmtemerity]

Mr reagoon, there is no such thing as a porsch - it is a name and is pronounced Porsch(uh)...

[Hojemwod]

im 22 and i had to buy an 88 944 turbo hahaha

[samsarajade]

"In Fact, The Other Day, In Dunkin' Donuts. . . " Mwahahahahahahahaha! Oh I know I should so be sleeping, but instead I'm on a trip through our video history! lmao!

[cheekychickenhead]

I loved that movie "American Beauty" I thought Kevin Spacey was really hot in it, I guess that means I am middle aged ha ha. I tell my hubbie that he is not allowed to look at women younger than me I am 40 then he asked if it was OK to look at 2 x 20 year olds. Answer: No

[locke6984]

This guy reminds me of jon Cussack.

[pbkid201]

its mid-life crisis...and your so weird and lonely that you seem to have a mid-life crisis right off the bat

[samsarajade]

Re-watched AGAIN! I have no problem with you having 2 sports cars! That wig at the end is hilarious! HA!

I do love you, you silly man! *muah* xxxXxxx

[wjhmh]

Oh Christ, at 2:52 Porsche is a two syllable word.

[21stCenturyCat]

ha ha great stuff, as I just said on Tia's video it's all about perspective and I think how you act. I'm sure a lot of couple in their mid 30s with kids almost by default settle into a middle aged routine (and to be fair that's through no fault of their own, maybe necessity) but now that I'm in my 'ahem' late 30s I would still consider 40+ to be closer to middle age. But then again... i would say that! ;)

[johnreagannumber1]

Yeah it is a routine we fall in that is through no fault of our own! Never fear, 40+ is middle age across the board :)

[UpDownMostly]

You start middle age when you look in the mirror and think "Hmmm I wonder if I should die my hair" ... you end middle age when you screwed around with hair dyes and the mess and the fuss and the expense and you finally say F*#K it and leave it alone. :)

[samsarajade]

It's that little wobble in your voice when you say 'spectrum', cracks me up! lmao! x

[PorscheNut4Life]

John,

What is middle age? I dunno. I'm 39, and will be turning 40 next month. It's about time I start going in for prostate exams... I do believe that you don't hit middle age until you start driving around a new corvette... So you are far from middle age!!!!! I prefer the front engine Porsches. Your door of your 83, 84, or early 85 944 will open much easier if you just pull the latch all the way back, then LIFT the door slightly while pulling. The linkage bushing is worn out.

[Piperporsche180944]

Buy my 951! Haha

[NewFoxNewbold]

Mid-life crisis? Middle aged? "You're as young as you feel!" In my 30s, I was sick and I felt like age 90. I'm now 48-going-on-30 (most days). And, my vehicles are a mountain bike and the city bus.

[cooksterz]

Yea... i am early 40's and i think its middle aged. I need a sportscar.. i settled for the -o||||o-

My hair is full of gray and i want to dye it , for the first time in my life. I have saggage and baggage to haul around, and my ooompf is now an "Aiyyyy" I think your are getting close, but need some more cars and wigs to get there.. maybe a jacket or 4 ?? hahah

[johnreagannumber1]

No chance Cookz that you're going to convince me that you or I are near middle age. Sorry! :)

[dimebag579]

lol love the porch bro, as soon as i hit a mid life crisis i'l let you know mate but i am still only 20 so i got another 27 years to go befor mine hits

[johnreagannumber1]

It's a bitching car! Imagine it painted in candle apple red.

47 .. good. That means I have a crap load of years left to still be stylin and pimpin' ;)

[johnreagannumber1]

Correction ... "Candy" Apple Red ... I've been drinking since last night lol

[dimebag579]

llol in an hour i'll be going out drinking and hopefully getting quite drunk :), it would look kick ass man in candy apple red! man i want that car as a motorcycle :P

[viddareff]

middle age, middle earth ... sounds like a nerds conspiracy plot

[GramsandPapi]

LOL! Good Lord John! You're just a pup!! Nice new ride!! Love ya, Ang

[TamHickey67]

Is there still such a thing as middle aged? Hell, I'm 48 and still act like a big kid who can't quite believe how lucky I am to have been born when I was, to have latched on to so many good friends over the years and to have a woman who loves me more now than when we first met. The same applies from me to her too.

Age is just a number, ageism is different.

I agree, no way should anyone in their 30s

be called middle aged. It's almost pythonesque! lol

[fehquig]

Cool beater, John! Can I get a ride in it when I visit Florida in February? :)

[johnreagannumber1]

You know it Andy!

[ThePeacefulCat]

nice car and lovely song..

-P-Cat

[bearchay889]

Well back in the middle ages i would say 14 to 20 was middle aged.Now no younger than 50 to around 65.That Porche looked and sounded better than half the cars on the road where i live.

[audionautix]

yes well I have to grow old. I never have to grow up.

[johnreagannumber1]

My motto right there!

[MrFunny1972]

Two sports cars, very nice John! You're not middle-aged in your 30s, your in your prime! Didn't Linford Christie win a gold medal at 35 and Lennox Lewis retain the boxing heavyweight crown at 38? Middle-aged? Nah!;)

[MrFunny1972]

Grammar correction above

"...you're in your prime..."

cheers

[johnreagannumber1]

Man I brought you with my thoughts! I needed you to see this new acquisition, knowing your love of sports cars :)

Brilliant examples. We are in our prime Andy and Tia must see this comment! ;)

[LeSaMilano]

nice ride John. I have had several mid life crises - damn if they keep moving middle age up a decade then I have to relive it all over again! LOL

what wig?

[johnreagannumber1]

LOL! Fortunately for us lifespans are constantly getting longer so we can continuously be buying convertibles and trying to be 15 again for generations to come!

Precisely ... what wig? :)

[ooolong9]

science is confirmed by middle aged men in dunkin donuts.

[johnreagannumber1]

Worse ... it's a sad reflection of my personality that I'm hanging out with unknown middle aged men at Dunkin Donuts!

[ooolong9]

wow dude. i thought you were just getting your shit and this strange guy started talking to you. lol

[johnreagannumber1]

Shhhhhhhhh!

[VictorTheGr8]

You know you are middle-aged when you get more excited receiving the Cabelas' Fall Hunting Catalog than you do that months Playboy. :) Also..you start growing hair in weird places...everywhere except where you want it :) This is just what I have heard...certainly not from experience LOL. The good news is by the time U reach middle age..you know how to fornicate correctly :)

[johnreagannumber1]

LOL! Got any spare Hunting Catalogs? I wouldn't trade being 19 again for all that I know now ... even with the hairs inside of my ears ;)

[VictorTheGr8]

I don't know about you Johnny...but when I was 19... I was dumber than a sack of hammers...but I sure was purdy LOL. I like how I am now...even tho I have to put on my damn reading glasses to see my cell phone :)

[johnreagannumber1]

Then let's drink to all the memories of being dumber than a sack of nails lmao

[7seveng7]

When the young 18 year old girls stop checking you out or flirting with you, then you've reached middle age. At least that's when I'll know that I have reached middle age. Hasn't happened yet = )

- Paul Seveng

[johnreagannumber1]

I remember the first time I went to McDonald's and was called "Sir" by a hot girl. I was 21 and I felt like dying. it's been downhill ever since lol

[7seveng7]

Yeah that's bad. It might be even worse when a hot 28 year old calls you "sir" = )

[johnreagannumber1]

Now THAT's bad ... maybe the car can make up for it ;)

[7seveng7]

Sometimes in does = )

[samsarajade]

Isn't that what Peter Stringfellow would say? ;)

[7seveng7]

According to Wikipedia, he has slept with 3,000 women.

[samsarajade]

Seriously, this is the funniest thing I have seen since your English poetry video-and that had me in stitches for weeks-still does when I think of it!

I still think I have a point about stages in life, but one thing's for sure, you'll always be young in many ways as will I.

Anyway, we're only in the first third of our middle age, that's YOUNG middle age!!!

[johnreagannumber1]

Thank you gorgeous! I know first hand that you, as well as I, will truly never grow up :)

[samsarajade]

However, this video clearly demonstrates that you are not having any kind of crisis about embarking on the first stages of your 'middle age' phase. . . Not if wearing a wig, humping a Porche andtantrumming like a 30+ teenager are anything to go by ;)

[johnreagannumber1]

Yes, indeed ... I now fade away into a dark closet at the realization that you're right about those things!

[samsarajade]

STOP DELUDING YOURSELVES!!!

When I refer to us as 'middle aged' I am referring to a phase in life. I feel we are in the middle phase of life. For women it is especially apparent as it is the time when we start thinking about being too old to have children-the risks of having children are greater etc. Putting it simply, take 90 years as a full lifespan, divide into 3 equal chinks + you have your 3 phases. 0-30 young, 30-60 middle aged, 60-90 old age. All with sub-groups. Who says it's negative!?

[johnreagannumber1]

It's not negative, I'm just not there yet!

There are certain stereotypical traits in many, many people that are characteristic of grabbing on to their "last hurray" of youth. Usually when they feel like this, they tend to be a certain specific age.

ok ... try to clean up the mess now by calling it a phase! ;) hehe Love You! xxx

[samsarajade]

By the way, I meant chunks not chinks! My eyes and hand-eye co-ordination aren't what they used to be you know ;) lol! xxx Love You xxx

[johnreagannumber1]

Reflexes are the first to go ;)

[ChristopherMast]

I did my midlife crisis early and got it out of the way...

[johnreagannumber1]

Smart man! I've always thought the government should give everyone a Ferrari at 18 and then let you pay it back little by little.

[WillowSharkStone]

MID 30'S!

MIDDLE AGED!

Lol not really

Isnt it 45? or something?

[johnreagannumber1]

I knew you'd be cheeky about this ;)

Seriously thank you Nikki :) Now go tell your mum that's it's 45 cause I'm pretty sure it is and she's not convinced lol

[samsarajade]

lol, you should have heard Nics first reaction to the opening shot of the video while she was loading it up. . . something like 'oooh, what's he doing with such a cool car? Where'd he nick it from!?' lol!

[johnreagannumber1]

Nic rocks beyond words can say! :D

[andymooseman]

Nice video John.

I've never seen such sudden hairloss before!

I'm going to post, as a response, a video i made over 2 years ago, which touches on this topic :)

[johnreagannumber1]

It's all that New Castle Brown since Samsarajade came here!

I'd love to see your response and I'm glad this reminded you of it :)

[OhCurt]

HA! Well done.

That's a purdy Porsche! She's nowhere near *her* mid life crisis, that's for sure.

In answer to your question, it's a state of mind, not necessarily just a number...IMO.

Ps. I'm jealous that you have Dunkin' Donuts and we don't.

[johnreagannumber1]

Thanks! Just imagine that Porsche in candy apple red.

I dunno ... if I go by Hollywood, I'll be buying a convertible and dressing like a rapper in a few years.

You serious about Dunkins!? Best coffee in America man. We'll have to petition Schwarzenegger about this!

[OhCurt]

The governator has no appreciation for such fine things, I'm sure. This is the guy who wants to stop funding our parks system. GAH!

Hollywood... they have it all bass-ackwards and aren't likely to clue in any time soon. It's one of the reasons I unplugged my cable box (and won't reconnect it).

John, paint that beautiful girl any color you want. She'll sparkle not matter what because of the TLC.

:-)

[johnreagannumber1]

The governator decided to do a video on his own with no advisers, and was wielding a huge knife on camera the other day while talking about taxes! There was a Twitter connection with that incident too lol

Anyone that can appreciate that 84 Porsche is golden in my book. Love ya Curt!

[FromUnderTheRock]

mid-thirties is definitely not middle-aged. Not even late thirties....or 40...or 41. But now I'm 45, and fiber is becoming a big part of my life.

[johnreagannumber1]

That's feedback I appreciate! Fiber is good ... but using reading glasses to see the time on small watches is pissing me off a bit.

[WillowDove40]

I thought the middle ages started around 1066. Oh wait..you mean for us...now..today. Well...somewhere around 55 is my guess. Although I have started to feel my youth starting to slip away. I won't let it go without a fight though. LOL Thanks for the vids. Love and Light to you.

[johnreagannumber1]

lol ... I guess I should start writing ancient scrolls soon - with reading glasses of course ;)

[2MuChDeAn]

i am approaching my mid 40's.

do i seem middle aged?

well? do i? DO I??!!

...

(middle aged = 50+ish)

[johnreagannumber1]

Dean, you're too cool to EVER be middle aged! And thank you - another vote for 50+ish .. Hell Yeah :)

[2MuChDeAn]

yeah, well, to be quite honest i'm planning on going through a mid-life crisis on saturday. then maybe another the following wednesday.

[johnreagannumber1]

In that case, I have a wig with your name on it that I'll be sending you this weekend!

[2MuChDeAn]

woo hoo!

[noahsark1962]

Auuughh,you had to remind me how old I am.:) My dad is trying to make me older than what I am(that is how he knows how long he has been married by my age).I will be 47 in a few months but I don't feel like it.I think it is just a number and if people focus on that they are focusing on the wrong things.Lol,good luck with the Porsche.:)

[thizizliz]

Middle aged is not mid 30s except to children! My age is middle aged - mid to late 50s. Loving the porsche and I hope she doesn't let you down.

[johnreagannumber1]

Thank you for clarifying that ... you didn't let me down! And I'm alerting my girlfriend to this comment :)

My God when I was 19 I remember my boss was 31 and I thought he was ancient!

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Nice Porsche! But you should get a few things fixed, hehe ;o) And I agree ... mid-thirties aren't middle aged ... plus a Porsche makes us feeling even younger ;o)

[johnreagannumber1]

I was just going to email you about this :) Thanks Sven, there is nothing like a Porsche. I feel 19!

[PappyStu]

I have sacrificed any illusions of youth... *Singing* Obama won't ya buy me, A Mercedes Benz... My Friends all have Porches, I must make amends... Worked hard all my lifetime, No help from my friends... Obama won't ya buy me, A Mercedes Benzzzzzzzzzzzz.... he he

[johnreagannumber1]

Janis loves you. Obama loves you. Peace and Love. "I used what I had, and I'm still using what I have." Katherine Hepburn.

[Evilspartacus]

Middle age does not start till your 61 years and 84 days old.

[johnreagannumber1]

I don't know how you came up with that, but I'll take it!

[3CoolKats]

LOL, loved the ending with the wig on the back window of the Porsche! And as much as I hate to say it I think that Porsche is indeed middle aged:) But nevertheless it still has a lot of life left in it!

[johnreagannumber1]

Hey I'd rather the car be middle aged and not me ;) And about the wig ... well ... you know lol

[mrblisterfist]

PORSH-uh . please don't forget the "uh" at the end.....otherwise, I possibly could lose all respect for you.

~be well :)

sich beim Salzamt beschweren.....und...ein Fass ohne Boden

[johnreagannumber1]

Porsh-uh is way too correct for my Yankee ass - And I'm going to find Sven to translate that for me ;)

[BattlefieldDoktor]

No translation necessary ... we simply only pronounce the e at the end ... so it sounds like porshuh ;o)

[samsarajade]

I always say it without the 'uh', I must be influencing you ;) heehee. I LOVE the car, especially the curves and the flashing lights. . I'm a little jealous of all that humping though! ;) xxx

[johnreagannumber1]

Porsche ... it's a lustful thing.

[samsarajade]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!