Human Centipede - The Kid Lazer Show Video

[Bilbobangboom]

LMFAO ''thats how the human centipede survives'' fuckin hilarious

[MushGush93]

Yay! Nuggets rejoice!

[g0khan6]

Dude make that intro into a song its awesome

[MyTryHardSocks]

Dear Kid Lazer,

I have a big essay due Friday, but my fish has refused to write any more of my essays. How can I convince him to help out?

[berper1996]

Dear Kid Lazer,

\This video gave me a boner. You like?

[MrChillabong]

yoo kidlazer! Just a futon bagster bringing some of my women problems here. Kays soo my whenever i asked my woman to make me sandwich she makes it whole wheat. I KNOW WHOLE WHEAT. How do communicate to her that i want a proper sandwich WITHOUT getting my head removed with a spoon?

[feng8822]

Call us your lazer kids :)

[PS3Oc]

Both comments are from the yahoo answers from kpopp...

[TheKidLazer]

@PS3Oc which what? im curious to know what comments your talkin about

[PS3Oc]

@TheKidLazer the top comments in the videos comment section i dident mean in the video.

[redskins4730]

hahaha i like minions. do it

[FishMunkee]

Can we be your chugglets ;D

[FatalFallacies]

@FishMunkee Hahah, chugglets ftw!!

[MERCER12OLI]

How about Lil Lazers the crimson farts or meat ducks?

[3awsomepoeple]

8:19 haha so funny dude

[MyNameIsMaxYo]

I am a lazer

[JoShtheTECHwhiz]

Call your fans schmucks. Jewish words are the best words

[XxJamesusxX]

PS. You should probably just call us the "pound the golden cat group ninjas"

[XxJamesusxX]

I have that golden asian cat in my room.

[B3H3M0THK1NG]

lazerbeams!!!!!!! call us lazerbeams!!!!!!

[desenderofmyself]

Someone called me when you got a call and I said oh my god before you did in last weeks episode. Are we soul mates? If so, can we explore our insides?

[Monstrositty]

dude call us fuckers.

[Monstrositty]

What is that intro song?

[TheKidLazer]

@Monstrositty i made it

[3NOSHITSHERLOCK3]

@TheKidLazer

we need it NOW. its soooo awesome. is it part of one of your albums?

[shuitsowski1]

little lazerbeams

[TheMagiicElf]

call us Noobs,centipedes,Nuggers anything change it once a video or whatever

and If you are walking down the street and you see a guy you don't want to meet do you give him a trick or a treat? and what would the trick or treat be?

[Bennyisthechosenone]

name: bacon bits.

Lazerman, where can i get myself a large cat? I'm in dire need of one.

[thatguyno1]

what is your opinion on the current worldwide recession and what advice would you give to governments to reduce their national debt?

[hiPizzaMan2]

Call us your BITCHES

[SmithVlogs]

Call us........ nuggets...chicken nuggets..... chicken strips....MOOSE!!

[RektalRainja]

Let's be your legitimites!

[brandonr85]

Who uses Yahoo other than my mother?

[Mist3RxRag3R]

@kevdar99 o shit lol

[Mist3RxRag3R]

We should be your deciples

[23Irishballer]

hey brandon :)



[walrus4300]

hey kid lazer the other day i ran over a old guy. he was smushed on the ground like a half used tooth paste. its since been two and a half weeks since this incident. every time someone drives by him in the streets he yells at there cars. what should i do should i help him?? p.s. we should be called kid lazies.

[Aardvark1741]

You look like Elvis Costello

[THIRT33THR33]

"Robuttnick"...hahaha, I'm so glad you're friends with MisterFantasmo. Two of my favorite entertainers ever.

[ClingingKestrel]

lazer beams

[aymoncaff]

Lazy boys

[Jontaylor002]

We should be called Lazerites!

[TheFatPinkHippo]

fat

[6Monkey6Man6]

TheBabyLazers

[LysergicElysium]

call us "BEAMS" or beans.

[ChickenMonkey777]

call us your lazers :3

[ChickenMonkey777]

call us your lazers :3

[tape4684]

Haha please  call us "SH*T HEADS!" But bleep out the sh*z part lol.!!

[MrFuzziiWuzzii]

your torpedos

[Remasked]

In lazer we trust

[greendaygirl218]

lazernauts

[AceLax5]

Dear Kid Lazer,

Over my lifetime i have collected all 147 cocoa pebbles collectable items, my arch nemesis Ooglinarb Bondonovich has been trying to steal them from my possession. I've been trying to hide them but he keeps finding my secret cocoa pebble lairs. Where do you suggest i hide them? but remember Ooglinarb Bondonovich is a world class swimmer so the deep dark depths of the ocean is not an option. Please help me before the crow flys west.

[walshYhslaw]

Call us your Tiny Tims :D

[bcat1718]

Dear TKL,

WHERE IS THE PEPPER???!!!!!!!!

[AceLax5]

call us grand tortugas or grand tortugs, whatever youre heart desires great prince

[Uurrkaa]

Kiddies

[iTzChALLeNgEd]

His videos only make sense when you're high...

[lxiiNFERNOxl8]

la'minions

[bradc1103]

was that phone call planned?

[TheKidLazer]

@bradc1103 haha was not planned

[XvBAKvX]

Call us the nipples

[BerzerkMode]

Call us Photon Bagsters.

[rrr00914]

Dear Lazer,I dont know if you know who i am,but i was the boy who was born without a butthole.After i was birthed the doctors manually created a butthole for myself by using the well known tool,a butthole drill.But now every year,i must venture to Alaska so they can conduct research on my hole at The International Sphincter Museum.Whenever i go,they redrill my butt,causing excruciating pain and malnourishment.My mom filmed it last time and showed it to my gf on our first date..Who should i kill?

[rrr00914]

Whippersnappers

[sethatronifyable]

How can i get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole? i shove pizza crust up my butt when i get angry at my mom because i want her to get pissed because she has to take me to the emergency room. whats another way to get back at my mom?

[JusticeGerbil]

@sethatronifyable Kick her

[kizbo]

@sethatronifyable way to plagiarize 

[sethatronifyable]

@kizbo the period one was too. but it's funny though

[psychostupe]

the tazers?

[bains10127]

how about what's up my ballz

[MrJC627x]

probably watching this while eating wasn't the best idea

[ewp805]

TKL,

Where can I get that shirt?

[kevdar99]

Dear Kid Lazer,

I'm 17 years old and I haven't had my period yet. My 15 year old sister had her first period when she was 13. I am too embarrassed to talk about it to my friends aswell. I am wondering if I have a problem or maybe I am just developing slowly. Or does it take longer if you're a boy?

[PapaSmurfWasHigh]

@kevdar99 this would've been so much better if you said "Or does it take longer if you're a girl?"

[6Monkey6Man6]

@PapaSmurfWasHigh you obviously have no sense of humour

[PapaSmurfWasHigh]

@6Monkey6Man6 yes. that comment totally constitutes what my sense of humor is, or therefore lacks.

[David80271]

@kevdar99 Nice facebook like.

[lambsio]

Life goal: achieved.

[st4nk1nh3w]

bimbos

[PS3Oc]

When you get like a trillion subs i can say i was subbed by like your second video.

[iwantpig]

we can be your ragamuffins or squealers 

[S3nsationNation]

Turdpies

[treyshep115]

butt munchers

[DeathToCockroaches]

What's up laser Rifle

[TheActualFletche15]

YES MISTER FANTASMO YES KEEP TROLLING



[superblob2]

You looked kinda like mac miller with that hat on

[warmaster5128]

here is name the fags down the street

[myoldvan119]

Dear Kid Lazer, whenever i go to class, i think about all my subscriptions especially mr fantasmo and you. I also wonder if anyone in my classes are nuggets of mr fantasmo. is there a way i could tell if they were a nugget just like me?

[spiderSTRIKER]

Nvm that was stupid but idk

[spiderSTRIKER]

Piglets

[myoldvan119]

THE CHILDREN OF THE LAZER

[HUSOILDER1991]

THUMBS UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT FANTASMO WAS TALKING ABOUT!

[joefallon8]

You drew a picture of Young Thorp already, he was the middle on one the caterpillar

[FlentOrbix1138]

We should be called the Golden Brandons.

[jazzele90]

we should be called the Lazer Kittens

[Deafdoom33]

Call us... on our respective phones....

[JackedUPChevy1500]

Buttholes.

[gydeme]

what program do you use to make your beats

[UnemployedZebra]

i like the futons ahaha

[Rizz3n]

Damn, those intros are fantastic! Loving the Show, keep it up dude! ;)

[we8rice1]

my poop got launched out of my butt hole at a high velocity. now there is a stain on the bowl. how can i remove the toilet from the skid mark?

[Kamikazi052]

Call us the cunts.

[stlxcountdown]

call us the fisters

[TheChronicAsian]

GirlOnDuty? i came from fantasmo. but not really cause im subbed :P

[nametagwannabe]

Dear Kid Laser.

For the last three months I have been stranded in the Free Democratic Republic of China searching for an alternative to the overly used drink "coffee." Just when I thought I found the alternative I was searching for, I received news that the government of the FDRC was indeed funding the evil sport of snail wrestling. Since then, I have abandoned my search for the coffee alternative and dedicated my time in trying to gain proof of the governments evil ploys. So, can you help me??

[lmfc44]

the golden brandons

[oPoopFactoryo]

best background ever.

[cl0udyman]

the lazerites!

[xAbergAx]

Dear Kid Lazer, Last week I wore my jorts to football conditioning and people started making rude remarks. I tried to explain to them my jorts are aerodynamic but they weren't buying it. They tried to make me run my 40 yard timed dash in my nice and warm boxers. As an avid jort wearer, I thought you might be able to help me come up with a way to convince them all of my jort powers. This blasphemy can't continue, I won't allow it. Much Love, The Berg.

[bdinardo4]

call us muffins

[Mrhomerundinger]

Dear Kid Lazer,

Last week i hired a person in the office, however, i just found that he is actually a goat in a human disguise. What should i do, keep him in the job or fire the goat. In his defense he has a great resume.

[Moulty86]

Dear Kid Lazer, last yesterday I had dream about a friend, pal, or partner of mine who always never takes the almost usually daily train or transportation mechanism, he got mugged by a female woman girl. She or Her took his manliness factors of great manhood. How do help aid assist him in gaining these magical powers back?

Sincerely cordially honestly yours

Moulty or Moultron

[ThatZevGuy]

How do you get girls pussies wet Lazer?

[88freys]

LAZIES...........

[DZMOST]

Calls us your Beef Hips

[Gab222729]

Lazer i need to ask you if you have the same problem as i do. Every time i ask for a bag of assorted nuts the shopkeeper takes me round back and throws orphans at me. It really hurts but i cant stop asking because of my insatiable hunger for those elusive brazil nuts. What should i do?

[DaMightyJack]

The Brotons! like photons.... because they make light...... yeah totally BROTONS!

[Tattered83]

Yo, where is that pepper at?

[tennekk]

Jennifer Lopez sent me.

[fireeyerider]

lol i actually just went to hd to see his drawing! oh wow

[usercky86306]

Sallybags

[MisterSweatyHands]

Dear Kid Lazer:

My giant dog is missing. Where should I look for him? Please help me </3

[MrTozaaa]

Soo I was walking done the street the other day when I saw a squirrel and a rabbit sharing a carton of milk. Then they called me over and offered me some...then the next thing I remember was waking up in an alley with an aching butthole. What happened?

[MiEdKi13]

tittylips

[johha060695]

is it possible to dislike this? No, ITS FREAKING KIDLAZER!

[Jaymezzer]

babylazers

[keodudez]

i think we should be called Lazerlings. like we are young lazers

[J0Mun]

My brother keeps eating my art work, he's gonna make me fail my art courses. Should I stop painting food or is there another solution?

[0Ddawg22]

Hey TKL, my question is: How did you feel when you first found out that Misterfantasmo was half unicorn half robot...were you scared? or disgusted?

[kizbo]

Dear Kid Lazer, last March I ran for president of Africa and before I was even elected I was impeached because I had sexual relations with a circus trapeze artist.  Coincidentally his name was Saladbar. This led me to sell all of my old CDs so I could afford to pay for a new pool filled with scratch-n-sniff stickers. What should I do with my jack johnson?

[Piercemxpx]

HOLY SHIT IT'S MAC MILLER 9:50

[Piercemxpx]

You look like the Grinch. So you should call us Who's!

[comradebrucew95]

Cats, because cats like lazers

[simsmzzms]

can we be swaddlers because it means to wrap in lovein comfort but it sounds like ur spanking somones buttcheeks

[kizbo]

Kid LAzer's Pistachios

[MissCatt321]

hahah ohh fantasmo<3

[0Ddawg22]

Call us lazies...

[irishgaminggenoratio]

gave me a seizur ewifgoa;sv

[zeppelin338]

What's up Lazer...Every time I go out with my guy friends, I wake up the next morning and my butthole hurts. What is happening to me while I'm sleeping?

[zack36ooo]

Lazits

[simsmzzms]

yo subsribe to this shit its fuckin hilarious and mr. lazer deserves some credit for his hard work!

[Nuggedee]

Genitalia

[fattymcstat01]

photonbagsters



[809Ollie]

jortemonster

[dj90706]

taters

[TrevorJoseph18]

we have the same keyboard cover!!!!!

[asabih01]

Photon bagsters was pretty funny IMO.

[alexgqh]

call us biscuits!

[tommyfranks13]

Chimppies!

[tommyfranks13]

Kid Lazer, I wanted to make a human goatapillar, what are some tips on making one of these?

[PrOtEsTtHeHeRo50]

Hey-ya doing hat heads

[dunkindylan]

Call us taters

[cheeseburgur817]

Thanks for reading my comment dude! xD. I think we should be called TKL's Cosmonauts!!

[David80271]

Dear Kid Lazer

I lost my job the other day because I was hiding a platypus under my desk and while I rubbed it with mayo every day. Apparently this is not allowed in the work place? what did I do wrong?

Your sincerely

That guy who stole your Platypus

[alexgqh]

J-Lo sent me? Anyone?

[wasntme5563]

shoe snatchers

[fattymcstat01]

It's a great movie Great film

[itzzjoee]

your fooking amazing mate

[FourBranches]

Call us Lumpy-dumps.

[TheNextGenEvolution]

My last name is Thorpe -.- And I’m the youngest. Thanks Lazer, my friends think it’s me :(

[Metallica8589]

That yellow cat statue started to creep me out the longer this video went on.

[129metal]

Koons

[scrivs01]

pause at 0:49

[deppressedmuuuslimps]

TheLazerKids.

[ThatZevGuy]

I wanna figure out some way to get KidLazer huge...this shit is awesome. He deserves so many fucking views

[dell892]

the kids

[KrazyShrink]

Epic background is epic. You got thumbtack skills man.

[stevo511]

damn dude you want us to do a lot of shit. i think ill just let everyone else do it and sit back and wait til next week. still a great show

[Evanwilkinsfilms]

Goons



[pwnage12345679]

call us the lazerhaters

[LeonardLPearce]

I like the sound of the Minions.

[YOURLEFTELBOW]

Call is the taters!

[ectorkhan97]

@YOURLEFTELBOW yea call us taters!

[dionb112]

call us lazerskids

[UkProGamerz]

lol human centipede full seq is banned in UK,AUS