Jeremy Kyle one-night stand on CCTV english subtitles part 1

[TriviumAscendancy1]

jesus christ.

[No11Sugimura]

I dont understand how you can have sex with any of these women, it would be just sickening, they are like mutants from the sewers.

[Paskovitchz]

@No11Sugimura Hahahah

[TheHeslop1981]

@jess15329 stop being lazy, learn to lip read ;)

[Jess15329]

@SarahPilko I'm really sorry! I honestly didn't mean to cause offence, I can barely even remember commenting on this video.

When I did, I meant these lot of chavs have such thick accents, but surely subtitling them's a bit of an insult, they're still understandable.

I really am sorry, but I normally associate subtitles w/ foreign language films (ie as opposed to dubbing) and didn't consider subtitles being used for the purpose of people such as yourself.

However, there really isn't a need to ge

[PatricknAdam]

'NORRRRRRRRRRR'

[CondorRO]

0:44 - 0:46

Jeremy looks like he is disgusted whilst walking throug ha crowd of chavs.

[jayckyhim]

hahaha turn on the cc auto transcribe ...BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxprincessxxpopcornx]

How can these ugly mofo's pull guys by the click of a finger and I can't find one SINGLE person to make a move on...

[planofactionofficial]

girl?? where's this GIRLfriend?

[pastrychef1985]

4:10

[charliegratton]

PRESS 4 ( :P )

[RickyJephcote]

Darren Fletcher!!!

[TheDjinn2]

CLARITY: @ 3:54 "She's bounced a pint-pot off me 'ead while I was in bed" NOT "She hit me with a pipe".

[44kittie]

Thank god for subtitles!  Jeremy's the only one I can understand, but that might just be because I'm American (lol)

[TipTopTimes]

Spastics.

[Skaramoosh5]

@TipTopTimes I have not heard that word for so many years. I carn't stop laughing, Thankyou.

[mekissingyou]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOL

[Jess15329]

Why do you need subtitles? IT'S IN ENGLISH!

[allhailbelial]

@Jess15329 no its in chav ;)

[SarahPilko]

@Jess15329 Well I am deaf so I need subtitles to help me, so please think before you say something.

[TheCocaineCraig]

He looks like hes had 5 E's lmao class

[lynnylo]

british people  r ugly

[yashjinagar]

@lynnylo

Look up keeley hazell. You may just change your mind.

[Nikon05]

@lynnylo scumbags are ugly

[agentarmada]

She looks like she's on meth or something.

[TopShooter777]

yeah id beat that......with a boxin glove xD

[TopShooter777]

my god that women is ugly O_o

[pmac7810]

Cwooor!! What a stunna!!

[DanielR305]

I read a while back the Jeremy kyle show was fined for using actors to boost ratings and promise they stopped using straight away but doubt it very much so its still a good show but some of the stories such as the above is too much too be true personally because how private us brits are meant to be

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

God, the white trash on this show

[WallKenshiro]

weeds illegal, yet the totally legal and advertised on t.v alcohol turns people into this? any wonder why the world seems upside down?

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

The woman looks like Hulk Hogan. I said it before, I'll say it again. Dead ringer for the Hulkster.

[thelaughingman79]

she loves like a dying heroin addict

[feracat07]

I'll get the truth out her...go for it my son

[shiftkeylol]

i hate when they put the highlights on the first bit, it kinda gives the entire show away.

[LeanneSaysHey]

Hit me with a pipe? I thought he said pint pot, maybe plant pot?

[pontyfaxjr]

2:17

Super Mario is in the audience

[beatlesecw]

@pontyfaxjr HAHAHA i seriously just lolled

[AngelRasmus3]

@pontyfaxjr LOL I wondered what you meant then I heard, you're dead right, it sounded like Super Mario!!!

[SanguoYiZhi]

His Tshirt is so ghetto.

[josweet01]

WHAT !! No link to the CCTV footage. Probably the best thing, as she is buttUGLY

[dowling1981]

@josweet01 She is a beautiful and intelligent woman, and one would be honoured to spend a night of caring and passionate love with her. Would you treat her to dinner beforehand?

[pastrychef1985]

@dowling1981 Indeed...

[dowling1981]

@pastrychef1985 Well you are a pastry chef, so hopefully you would have the culinary know-how to woo her with a beautiful flan. Would you take her to the emperor's ball afterwards?

[pastrychef1985]

@dowling1981 Only the finest Azerbaijani caviar for this luscious temptress. I just feel any gesture would never be enough for her graceful mien.

[dowling1981]

@pastrychef1985 Yes, she is but an unattainable temptress, like Aphrodite herself. Men can only dream of her warmth and sensuous embrace. Nice tits too.

[Ingleburt]

gasps and chuckling hahaha

[08joshc]

damn that lady is ugly as hell,that dude shud raise his standerds

[bloggzz]

666drazz666 : well said m8

[paulykid08]

pathetic

[666DRaZZ666]

Im ashamed to say these degenerates are english, Cut thier benefits and let them starve to death, thats how id deal with people anywayz! after 1 second of listening i know none of these people have ever nor will ever work.they just breed like the rats they are. the world needs to cull these kinds of scum bags so we can move on as a society instead of being dragged down by filth merchants like these

[haxor98]

@666DRaZZ666 Good shout sir, good shout

[chrischris663]

The DNA results are positive.... both of you are scuuuum! fact! fuc*ing scum!! you could'nt be more scum if you deep fried your track suit!

[itsakitten]

"english subtitles" bwa ha ha

[RtardD2]

Thank god 4 the fucking subtitles.

[bigbadjake2]

demonic eyes much?

[JDLupus]

"(BOTH ARGUE)" is code for "I don't have a clue what they're saying either and I make bloody subtitles for a living!"

[Anton77bln]

@JDLupus I don't think they are bloody subtitles. Thanks to him for giving the time for writing them.

[JDLupus]

@Anton77bln: Nah, in the context I was giving it, I was saying that the people writing the subtitles are calling them "bloody." And if I made subtitles for things day in and day out, I'd be calling them "bloody," too!

[NeverTakeMeAlive1]

nice, i happened to grow up on a council estate, and i'm NOT scum, thankyou.

[KushidoKid762]

phowar what the fuck lol. thats bad.dont say things about jerry springer and jeremy kyle. they are both good give your hands typing a rest.

[markblyons]

Ugly Council estate scum thats all this Jeremy Twat guy deals with.

[shinraninja]

jeremy kyle is 1000000 times better than springer crap - Jerry springer now uses gay sound effects and is pants

[HardFii]

jerry springer is fake

[Mrster]

She's a tranny.

[zee119zee]

you all pigs

[222apple222]

Its not bloody England , Its the UK !!! I get this in Wales !!

[darcydancy]

fuk u yanks !!!

[tyzwain]

She's a keeper, I'd keep her in my shed.

[wotsits1992]

no she aint shes a animal lol

[wotsits1992]

core wht a scruffy lil bitch mannn!! wht side she from scruffy land ?? UGLY big ear'd HOEE !!!! suk on my toee

[bellend181818]

i love watching scruffy fucks. makes me happy

[familyphotoshoot]

LOL ENGLAND

[wotsits1992]

england is shitee !!

[mangaoutakumum]

we in England think the same when we see Jerry Springer!!!!

[blocfoals]

@mangaoutakumum could be worse - could be australia... OR FRANCE

[222apple222]

Uk ?

[cillablackslingback]

Stunning

[swinefossil]

'love is blind' you dont fucking say!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

I think in this case, love is blind.......also deaf, incapable of smell, taste, touch and clinically insane

[MrAaronish]

LMAO

[funtimecamo]

aww poor guy :( i feel sorry for him

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Humans evolved from apes. Jeremy Kyle Show guests evolved from maggots

[thor7789]

Funniest comment ever ! LMAO....

[jacksprat1990]

@TomthatiscalledTom LOL Funniest thing i've read all day :D

[ChuckyDoll10]

@TomthatiscalledTom - LOL as f*ck.

[TheRationalRant]

All people who make an appearance on this show need to be sent into gas chambers.

[phantomsluva]

Well not everyone. Two days ago I saw I girl who got reunited with her father that she'd never met. That was very heart warming. But everyone else... I can only agree with you.

[jo123phoebe]

How can people be SO ugly?

[Andygray87]

I don't know. Maybe we should appeal to the government for ugly people to be slaughtered at birth and fed to orphans.

[joemufc2]

evolution

[louiscfc93]

easy.impregnate beaten dogs

[wotsits1992]

ahaha init

[joshsafc10]

SEAHAM IDIOTS

[evilang3l1]

what do u think are the grades or the qualifications people obviously have had to FAKE to get on The Jeremy Kyle(i'm so very special show... it's all bollocks

[tom3lce]

Haha, he joins in with the booing at the end... xD

[Snight101]

cocksuckers

[MistaMizch33f]

I thought we were gonna actually see the CCTV evidence. Whats the point of putting this video up?

[chocolatespacker]

lol

5:01, he sounds like andy from little britain

[Uberlaser]

Yeah, I know

[DpDr13]

lol this shows the best thing to wake up to on a weekday :D

[secretsocietywinks]

You're kidding? Lol!

I wait till the afternoon to watch it, otherwise I feel despondent!

:-)

[steveglebe]

3:51 "bounced a pint pot off me 'ead while I was in bed"

...maybe she thought he didn't have a pot to piss in!!!  lol

[rusH1023]

Can't blame the Brits. There's trash like this all over Earth...

[fodderz]

shut up you twat

[Annoymous565]

@rusH1023 yeah really, have you ever seen the much worse version of this in america, the maury show?

[rusH1023]

@Annoymous565

I know of it, but haven't seen it. In every "civilized" culture, there are people who exploit the uneducated, ignorant and poor for profit.

[DaveKurtandFaye]

@rusH1023 unlike jerry springer it doesnt have a pole dancing pole

[MrBlandandboring]

@rusH1023 i agree, if they made these shows in different countries there would be some terrifying cases.

[ConnorGilday]

its cos when somebody who has an english accent e.g. me, when they talk really fast and shout at the same time the words become mumbled

[Maidenman92]

they should use shows like this to round up twats from england then shoot them

[DanthemanCTU24]

I want to shake Jeremy's hand!

[moggydave]

He's one of the few people I want to hit.

[DanthemanCTU24]

Haaa, really? I think he's awesome, lol!

[johndough08g]

Not to mention their accents it sounds like they're totally mispronouncing the words compared to North American English lol

[DavidPlim]

wait? its our language! you mispronounce it! lol

[johndough08g]

There's subtitles because not everybody understands British english when they're talking really fast, I do but some other people don't.

[ShutUpYouMong]

Woryuhgooingonabahht, John? End uh DAY, yertalkingFANNEH, YerGETMEH?

;)

[rusH1023]

wellizzizz wyumere t'day t'foin da troof.

[ShutUpYouMong]

Exactly.

[johndough08g]

Actually yes, I do get you.  British english isn't too hard, innit ?

[RightHandOfGod221144]

YOU KNAW IF I DANNIT ELHVLJHVEFLUYVE

[xlittlemissbabex]

Jeremy Kyle Show makes me feel so proud to be brittish!! lol

[LiquidzDNB]

Why are there subtitles may i ask? lol

[Magiciantimmy]

because some people either cant hear it, or they cant understand what their saying.

[wacko506]

because other countries, have trouble hearing. yes thats right we have to go out of our way to make it easy for other countries.

[jambii]

because evidently british people don't suffer with hearing problems?!

[jambii]

..have you heard these people speak?

[Angelparisjordan]

ITS ON TV

[cssadiction]

haha everytime he come on the show "Thankyou, thankyou very much indeed"..... Oh well hes a dick anyway, he goes on about other people and he left his wife for a 20 yr old girl....

[thechingster]

Do you blame him? She was a mutt.

[EmyChanDattebayo]

he didn't....did he?

which wife?

[herpfreakuk]

which wife hahahaha

[IloveBuckfastTonic]

i would do the 2-3 years for a couple of punches into kyle

[001macka]

Lol!

[m3141592]

Ritual humiliation of the mentally ill and intellectually sub-normal.

[JakeTF2]

oh god. how do people like her have an affair she'd be lucky for one person on the planet to like her. man jk is full of the ugly people. oh well makes me feel better about mydelf XD

p.s they aint so good lookin themselves

[001macka]

Funny!

[joshhk69]

trash tv

[miamon2222222]

violence is not the answer .ok

[JohnnyRigman]

This dean guy is a fucking pussy, needs to grow some balls and knock her across the fucking room

[dowling1981]

What would that achieve?

[JohnnyRigman]

might knock some scence into the bitch

[Notoriousrsb]

true stories

[dowling1981]

Do you not find Jeremy Kyle rather reminiscent of Ian Beale?

[homeofthetigers]

jeremy kyle is nothing more then a arragant bully

[drew199321]

wtf?! i thought juge judy was crazy!!!!

[linzee4584]

Why are there english subtitles?.. They are already speaking english...... =/ For the def maybe? idk... I just thought that subtitles were for people who didn't speak the language that was being used on a particular show, movie, etc... A little strange.

[ErikVonLictonstine]

the subtitles are actually, believe it or not, for the american audience, they do it for Australian shows too... funny huh...

[linzee4584]

yeah... I'm American and can understand english! =) I don't need the subtitles! Although a few times I was like... WTF?? lol

[SmilerAl1]

"2 Month".... retard -_-

[raintee0612]

what the fuck is the point of his mic...

[icekoldken]

for audience members input

[Nelsonpurchall]

the lady is a fucking bitch!

so is the man he shud not be with her ridouclous!

[mo7528]

Jeremy Kyle is a wanker!!

[ElizabethChiyoko]

Haha I'm in the audience on this video. Epic!

[UltimateVenom]

hahah, does it show you?

[ElizabethChiyoko]

Yea haha. When it pans across the audience, I have a green t shirt on, black hair and I'm looking rather retarded haha.

[ljb0089331]

HAHAHA

Look on my video's,

I was on the same show!!

[ElizabethChiyoko]

Go team =D

[ljb0089331]

Hahaha,

I was so traumatised when she came out! lmfao,

it was weird, cos the amount she swore i was like :O :O

And you dont look retarded :)

[ElizabethChiyoko]

Lmao me too!

Do you remember Jezza pointing out my boyfriends muscles and then telling him I slept with his brother? haha EMBARRASSING!

Thank you =D

[ljb0089331]

LMFAOOOOO YEAH!!!

Remember when he told that guy to lean back cos i was trying to get on the camera LMFAOO

I was like.

Omg,

Shut up jezza!

[ElizabethChiyoko]

Haaaaaahaaa! yea!

Good times!!!

[Kingdan1010]

oh fuck,

this is england

[simonweb666]

lol (both argue)

[jzflack91]

why are they fighting over that.

[MikkiSixxxxx]

best thing to watch when you're high, defo

[Chumpsky]

It's horrible, the people look like monsters from your darkest nightmare.

[deadlydiesirae]

SKELETOR

[putolinefourstroke]

jeremy kyle is a pleb

[dash1141]

That Dean character looks like a fishman from Call of Cthulhu!

[SPYDER420NLR]

Has Jeremy Kyle, never said "backbone" in any of his shows lol.

[spearing101]

there are some real low lifes out there, with cant even settle arguements between themselves, they dont deserve jeremy's time

[james2529]

when he says "i know yea" he sounds like andy off little britain

[avendare]

haha i think ive found the reason this show is around, to make you feel good about yourself.

lets say you have a bad day and you hate the world, just switch on this show, loom at all the scumbags on it and it makes you realise that your life just isnt that bad haha!

[THCtoob]

i.e. Eastenders  =P

[ayesoundmate]

haha, this show is hilarious.

[sof2finchy]

itv's homepage has a way to email to ask to get on the show, lol. i want to plant c4 explosive on the chairs.