"Live Long & Suck it!"

[remocleo]

That's a first since I've seen spock do that lol

[ItThunderbolt]

chester A bum

[drswaggenstein]

Stolen from a guy who slept in a pencil sharpener 

[desktorp]

Filmed with a type 2 phaser.

[Iceburg704]

joke stealer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[BassLiberators]

can't believe this stupid show makes money for stealing jokes..

[twominutepenalty]

Showed this to my wife. Her reply: "HA! Yeah well you can't buy your MOM back can ya?"

[RevanRA]

@twominutepenalty Ouch. Just ouch. I think Spock would definitely be emotionally compromised then.

[Sungetsu15]

Meanwhile Spoony is still using his next move, the Spocker ... on his fellow reviewers. "Live long and prosper it."

[shadowmacmarine]

who the hell still records tv shows with their camera? Damn rednecks.

[zillafire101]

Oh My god this the Greatest rip-off i've ever seen in my life!!

[kalenen]

The elephants anus this was filmed with is really amazing

[kellyberry]

all the dis likes have to suck it

[trevgreg2]

Who is Burn??

[robertsfunny1995]

Why does it not surprise me that Family Guy stole a bum's joke?

[dork1299]

Family Guy sucks!!!

[Yewon2001]

"You can all live long and suck it!" Hilarity has ensued. 

[nshboyz69]

Spock is in the DX Army

[EvilCow090]

240p, we meet again..

[Clonetrooperkev]

Bum: Dude did he steal my act?

[Rofltrains123]

...so much for having no emotions :P

[JustSomePerson888]

"I'm William Bell"......

[galacticnerd09]

what episode is this from i always forget?

[leonardnimoylover1]

luv it

[originalahnock]

it sounds like s*** when the door closes...

[SR71ABCD]

Bones: Jim Spocks have a break down lol

[justaguy12345]

A video recorded with a paperclip... we meet again.

[tonymetalmouth]

i didn't know you could record with a potato.

[BudoCraze]

With what kind of Calculator was this filmed?

[Cubes001]

There's always gold-pressed latinum...you could buy a small moon with that kind of money. Or at least a bar.

[TheDoopliss2]

Thank You Bum Reviews.

[davidzxx]

I thought there's no currency in the future. :/

[DamnYouPoland]

any one can record this with a calculator

[NmKing26]

So...you decided to record this with your can opener huh?

[jromanr01]

taken from Chester A Bum!!!

[Cococrash11]

Funny video.

[fucheduck]

awe veiw screen parodies, like they're a bunch of TV bugs.

[spaceship11500]

Funny.

Just next time don't record it with your calculator.

[SGGH12]

@spaceship11500 Best comment

[tryithere]

You might call him Mr. Cock.

[BrickCity4eva]

@tryithere there is a horatio sunglasses joke in here somewhere

[coruscantplanet]

I feel like actually doing this right now.

[TheRealCarlyndra]

@coruscantplanet Wait, sucking Mr. Spock or telling other people to suck it?

[TheAmazingZdog]

What brand of pickle was this recorded with?

[blueicychill]

This scene makes me laugh like an idiot.

[MsBooda77]

@blueicychill thats ok ....I laughed like a donkey!!!!!!!!!!........and woke my kid up

[blueicychill]

@MsBooda77 Hahaha, that's awesome :-)

[Starweardo]

Break it down! D-GENERATION X!

[Starweardo]

D-GENAERATION X!!!

[jediknightone]

Inter-galactic?

They can barely make much distance from the Federation, and that's just a tiny fraction in the galaxy, but I suppose it's joke and it doesn't really matter..........



[nunchuckerz]

thumbs up if family guy should do a alvin and the chipmunks and make a whole series of film parodies

[zman10]

and if you're not down with that, we've GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA!

[LegoStarWarsKid123]

Shorter and not filmed with a potato /watch?v=uIA1_I9t4yg&feature=r­elated

[agnosticforce]

illogical

[Koraju]

@agnosticforce are u joking? It's logical... if u win u can say this to all and go far away :D

(sorry for my bad english)

[FawlynXor]

what was this recorded with? a toothbrush?

[XavantTheEnigma]

What did he win? The lottery in an age where there isn't a need for money?

[UltraMagnus6991]

THEY STOLE THIS FROM CHESTER A. BUM

[mage211]

Duck Trek. Woohoo!

[Hookan91]

The woman giving the lottery numbers is Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys - DS9)

[LostInPhilly89]

What did you record this with? A stalk of broccoli?

[NilChoudhury]

@LostInPhilly89 Ahhh, the old crappy hidden camera in the stalk of broccoli gag. It gets 'em every time!

[LoneWulff829]

Okay so, who did they steal this from? Because so far I have seen about 6 different people saying they stole it from totally different sources. Which means at least 5 of those "originals" stole it as well. So as the clip says people, suck it.

[Maupin001]

@LoneWulff829 Bum Reviews: Star Trek

[d3str0i3r]

@LoneWulff829 or, and i realize it's unlikely this is the case for all of them, the joke could have been made on a parallel track, where neither side knew the other was making the same joke until it was too late

[MurderManSam]

I feel as if I have herd "Live long and suck it" before. Perhapes from the mouth of so Bum somewhere.

[neeraj2608]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA can't stop laughing

[getsomelead]

the nostalgia critic

[Ironbat92]

"OMG, Family Guys stole the Bums Star Trek joke." Who else came here because of that?

[metallavery]

@Ironbat92 ME?

[SandopolisZone]

@Ironbat92 Same reason, dude.

[desktorp]

@Ironbat92 Family Guy's writing staff would steal a joke from a dying child if they knew they could fit it in to an episode by their deadline.

[chakotay24]

@Ironbat92 And now Big Bang did the same thing. It just shows how funny Doug Walker is!!!!! LOL

[vlad4]

I admit, I would probably say the same thing in his position

[bbphnix]

they don't have money in the 23rd century... I mean I know they don't have it in the 24th do they have in the 23rd?

[xL3GITx711x]

Ya damn right hell yeah

[MagusShadowX]

Implications from the Star Trek reboot is that Uhura did in fact suck it.

[TXejas19]

@MagusShadowX hahahaha....

[Summergirl9091]

That is so unlike Spock..

[Firebrdsuite]

@Summergirl9091 with the exception of the new one! 

[MrJnunnally]

spock loves DX!

[isaacman122]

dont steel frum da bum. u never steel frum chester a. bum.

[HarveyKillsYou]

I like it when he says you can suck it!

[animallover2047]

How DARE you Family Guy, stealing the Bum's material.

[comet1701]

thay shold have had the door chop of his junk

[IHeartAnimals101]

WTF! OMG so funny

[TheNatkidd]

When is Seth gonna stop stealing other people's joke's. He totally ripped off Doug Walker in this. This has got to stop. Seriously, his show's are fine but he really cant stop copying other people's idea's.

[SovietQQ]

Was that a DX reference?

[Xomsabre]

it'd have been funnier had his dick got caught in the door at the end xD

[luckyleprachaun7]

@Xomsabre Yeah just like in Robot chicken, which will probably happen since Seth is unfunny and a thief. GOOD DAY SIR!

[sawyerbobby]

@Xomsabre aaah, was just thinking of the same thing XD good sense of humor man

[001snipe]

@Xomsabre watch da star trek clip on robot chicken lmao

[neeraj2608]

@Xomsabre Superb comment! LMAO

[JustSomePerson888]

@Xomsabre - no it wouldn't cause that would have ruined the entire point of why it's funny in the first place.

[Yonkage]

It's a universal lottery... which means potentially trillions of people enter. But only four numbers are picked??

He'll be back to work tomorrow when he finds out he's splitting the jackpot with 40 billion people, each recieving only half a strip of latinum...

[Emanouche]

Did they totally steal this from Doug Walker?

[eastwing329]

@Emanouche he stole from the simpsons. doesn't surprise me.

[sarah15himym]

they can´t even do his hand right with only 3 finger s^^ FAIL

[pratikh]

Totally thought Spock was gonna kiss the chick next to him when he won.

[ChromaticDeathVox]

Really doesn't make sense. There is no money in the Star Trek universe....

[TankzOnline]

@ChromaticDeathVox

*shakes head*

[ChromaticDeathVox]

@TankzOnline it may be sad, but the truth isn't always funny.

[NateO123]

19 people lived long and sucked it

[Timic83tgwtg]

just payback for doug ripping off family guys crappy jokes.

[Tron239]

@Timic83tgwtg Oh Timic...you hopeless hopeless fool.

[OneHitKill91]

Funny but ripped off :(

[jilliegirl1000]

Why have I not seen this episode?!

[spacestick1]

family guy is the shit

[vengefulspirit99]

this was recorded with a toaster i presume?

[TrollReborn]

@vengefulspirit99 It seems bad but only because he recorded the sound separately. On a gramophone.

[nerfownage1997]

This joke was taken from the nostalgia critic

[Rusty23748]

You can suck it oh yeah. Dued that says 53 not 41. Yeah right...,... Oh right. Suicide

R.I.P Dued he died by a gun.

[dagosto11211]

ALL YOU HATERS CAN SUCK IT

[rbthepwnful]

You know what I think is funny? How the people talking about how this was stolen from Doug Walker clearly missed the entire point of that Bum Review. "You know I exist??"

[lamamaker]

They stole that from Charles mc bum

(a charecter of nostalgic critics)

[Dashthehedgehog]

cool kids bitch at each other in YouTube comments

what

[NoSURVIVoRS465]

@apemopo true true

[MissRandomIsRandom]

It was funny on Bum Reviews.

It was funny on Family Guy.

STFU and enjoy the damned joke...

[Apemopo]

@MissRandomIsRandom i dont enjoy it. i dont enjoy plagiarism

[MissRandomIsRandom]

@Apemopo Me neither, I was just tired of people bitching about who made it funnier. :/

[NoSURVIVoRS465]

Nice uh... Quality???

[Apemopo]

@NoSURVIVoRS465 clearly the wrong word to use. i'd prefer something like "worblg"

[newton2105]

You people are funny. Nobody stole anything. I've heard people use the "live long and suck it" line long before EITHER MacFarlane or the other guy used it. The joke was in no way original material from the nostalgic critic guy

[Pwnage195]

lol

[AngelusFitzgerald]

why is everybody so upset that they stole a joke from doug walker?. family guy is a show that steals from every single thing in the world

[THECRAZEBLING]

@AngelusFitzgerald

And that is why Seth McFarlene is a fucking douchebag.

[luigiblox]

wow this joke is stolen i wanna have a word with seth Mcfarlane >:(

[AlSidre]

This is Chaster a Bum saying Change you got change come-on help a guy out

[TheNw1218]

shocking, absolutly shocking!

[Shorty231423]

Does anyone know the name of the episode that featured this?

[evilass334]

@Shorty231423 its where peter thinks he is a phycic (cant think of the episode name)

[Shorty231423]

@evilass334 Thanks for the help

Sorry took so long to reply lost my password and then my computer chucked a skitz and wouldnt work

[SasukeKunDesu]

Stfu and enjoy the damn joke.

[luigiblox]

@SasukeKunDesu it was stolen u fucker

[reckneya]

It's called a PCI TV card... buy one you dumbass.

[DeathGodRiku]

it's true. they have been saying it. I heard it as a joke in high school. which this film and the review for it came out AFTER I graduated. trust me. I can ask doug himself and I bet he will say he holds no ill will towards mcfarland so to sum it all up...SHUT UP ABOUT IT PEOPLE!

[DinerSals]

Chester A Bum says it better.

[urcrazy46]

The accusations are highly illogical; sounds like a few earthlings need the Vulcan pinch or beat over the head with the Captain's log

[tnhl77]

to all who said this is stolen y'all can live long and suck it!

[TheTravelingIdiot]

"Live Long And Suck It"

My dying wish would be to have that phrase engraved on my tombstone.

[tnhl77]

@TheTravelingIdiot that would be awesome!

[DeathGodRiku]

WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THEM MCFARLAND STEALING THIS JOKE?! You're all acting like a bunch of Doug Walker purist fan boys. HE DOES NOT OWN THE JOKE! Besides, people have been saying that joke for YEARS! Don't get me wrong, I like bum reviews, atgwtg and nc but mcfarland stole NOTHING

[NightmareWitchCarol]

@DeathGodRiku come on even you have to say that Family Guy went a little bit to low using Bum Reviews joke! Can´t he think anything original?!

[DeathGodRiku]

@NightmareWitchCarol I will not admit it. I've said the joke many times back in my school days which were BEFORE this new star trek movie was out, thus before chester's review. IMO, family guy does take jokes. but who cares? it's funny as hell.

[NightmareWitchCarol]

@DeathGodRiku youre probaly right... i just wished he didn´t toke the jokes so... OUT AT THE OPEN! you know?

[DeathGodRiku]

@NightmareWitchCarol but you also have to remember that this may have AIRED after doug's review, but for all we know mcfarland could have written this thing before the bum review.

[NightmareWitchCarol]

@DeathGodRiku actually Doug said that the Bum Review with the joke was months ago before the show even AIRED! go to this website if you don´t believe me.

[DeathGodRiku]

@NightmareWitchCarol I know all about it. I'm a huge fan of doug's. But I'm saying that while this particular FG episode may have AIRED after doug said the joke, this joke could have been WRITTEN in the script before doug aired his review about the star trek movie.

[NightmareWitchCarol]

@DeathGodRiku you got a point...

[DinerSals]

@DeathGodRiku:

So for years people have been saying "Live Long & Suck It"? You are a fool.

[MerelyAFan]

I like Doug & the crew at TGWTG too, but "Live Long and Suck It' is not exactly something that only one team of writers could have come up with.

Besides which, given how long the production schedule there is for cartoon, and the many months it takes for an episode to go from script to airing, its entirely possible this bit was written even before the Chester A Bum review of Star Trek way back in May.

Again I want to stress I like Doug Walker & company, its just an observation.

[luigi19987]

spock finaly lets his true fellings out

[hannahmontanasux123]

they stole from a BUM..........

[Goldenkill777]

lol! i could watch this all day 0.0....LIVE LONG, AND SUCK IT!

[jakstrieder]

ok good shot just what I was looking for but since you only recorded your tv it's not worth adding to my faves.

[SpiderFan23]

stolen from Doug Walker. he must actually be quite thrilled

[TheOneFourOne]

"I understand you stealing from The Simpsons, that's a very popular show, but ME?! I'M A BUM!!!!"

[vinnybastos]

It is really sad that besides always stealing jokes from The Simpsons, now they started stealing jokes from Chester A. Bum

[luarionte]

@vinnybastos

It has been 8 seasons and you people still don't get Family Guy.

OF COURSE they "steal" elements from popular culture. They have been doing that since 1999 (and so were the Simpsons). That's why Family Guy is funny!!!!

That Nostalgia Critic should be happy to be mentioned in Family Guy, it's quite an honor actually, even though i think its a coincidence!

[luigiblox]

@luarionte they steal all tv show jokes but they buy the rights but they stole this joke from doug walker which they dont have the rights too dumbass

[luarionte]

@luigiblox What do you mean "they buy the rights"????

Of course they DON'T! That's ridiculous!!!!

Some of Family Guy's jokes are so offensive that do you think that the person involved would permit it??? (Do you think they asked permission to Sarah Palin too??)

RIDICULOUS

[PseudoKitsch]

@luarionte If it's a parody, they don't need to buy rights. Family Guy is a parody.

[Rave7557]

Taken from Chester A. Bum!!!!!

[JoshRA]

Shawn Michaels should have made a cameo here.

[PunkRocker666Metal]

I must say , it's fucking pathetic for a TV SHOW to steal something from an bum on the internet........

[jasmine5000]

@PunkRocker666Metal hes not really a bum

[luigiblox]

@jasmine5000 no fucking shit sherlock he was talking abou the charicter u moron

[DeathGodRiku]

@PunkRocker666Metal dude he's the notsalgia critic doug walker. he has NC, that guy with the glasses and chester a bum.

[PunkRocker666Metal]

@DeathGodRiku No......shit -_-'

[PunkRocker666Metal]

I must say it's really low for a TV Show to steal something from a fucking internet bum that reviews movies.........seriously give him some fucking change seth

[petfodo2435]

Stolen From Chester A Bum aka Nostalgic Critic aka ThatGuyWithTheGlasses aka Doug