Guinness Commercial

[ACDCrocks051]

In the U.S. our beer commercials are funny, usually involving talking animals of some sort. In the U.K. their beer commercials appear to be bad acid trips. Neat.

[DartzIRL]

Sanity Roll!

[SICTrikz87]

if god drank luquid, was black/brown/white/yellow/red; I'm 100% sure he'd enjoi Guiness :D

NO, He'd prefer guiness :D

[BeerGogglesReviews]

Rutger Hauer could read a telephone directory and it'd sound like poetry.

Love old Rutger, love the Guinness ads,

but I'D REALLY LOVE A GUINNESS.

MY SHOUT.

WHO'S THIRSTY?

[redman8903]

Do not watch this when you are high, as now i am really freaked out, and also now really want a pint of guiness.

[mikeb1444]

Guinness is owned by Diageo, but it was invented in Ireland. Therefore it's Irish. Also, Guinness is the fucking shit! Not the normal shit, but the FUCKING shit! It's the fuckinest of the fuckinest in this motherfucker. Oil isn't black gold, Guinness is. Guinness is Black and White asskick in a can. It's that black package that I hold gently while I thow everything on the cashier's desk at the store. Chuck Norris and Gary Busey lock arms in a comrade hug while drinking Guinness. It's soo good.

[robsmith000]

why does every one think they're Irish??

a few years back i went to New York and this coloured man was driving the taxi, he had a really strong African accent too, and he said to me "where are you from?" so i said "Ireland" then he got all excited and was like "ooh ooh I from ireland tooo, yahh my surname is Murphy"

i couldn't help but to laugh in his face!

[polpotsdog]

guinness is owned by diageo...A UK company. its as irish as the Queen...who is german....but thats a different story. Im Irish and its kinda sad to know that Guinness is not Irish owned. but it does bring in some tourists.....which is good.

[flubber342]

wow, that makes me want to drink Guiness!

[michaeldoorley64]

ya fucking tit

[SH3RIFF187]

1. Not a beer, it's a draught

2. Not from the UK, it's IRISH!

[SHANDYBOY86]

@SH3RIFF187 A draught is a beer stored in a pressurized keg

[SHANDYBOY86]

@SH3RIFF187 draught is a beer that comes from a keg and not all kinds of guiness are draughts

[Flamorgan]

@SH3RIFF187 Its actually a Porter and can be bought as draught or in bottles.

[macker33]

@SH3RIFF187 its not draught its stout.

Draught just means its from a tap,

[SeaCadet263]

I love a good pint of The Black Stuff!

[ryant67]

It's a commercial that aired in Great Britain, and that is why it indicates the origin as being from there. It is not insinuating that Guinness is not Irish. Jesus people....

[berryjewell]

Wtf w the UK?? It's not fecking British so. Jaysus.

[TheDavechip]

Guinness is brewed in the REPUBLIC OF IRELAND NOT THE UK!!

[dontcallmedoll88]

That dude played on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie...weird...

[sofakingdrunk66]

Black Irish Liquid Gold.....

[Paxilon6]

Ffff, this is like Blade Runner for alcohol. Rutger Hauer, ftw <3

[tanguman2]

Rutger Hauer was cast perfect for this commercial, he has one of those voices like morgan freeman meaning perfect for narrating

[fakerbaker1000]

those where the happy days after 2 world wars and numerous recessions "another irish institute thats gone is sadly irish biscuits(Jacobs), it was shut down by a greedy bastard ."

[Over9000Gingers]

MINDFUCK!

[tnai819]

I love guiness, awesome taste and very little alcohol

[MegaFuckUrself]

this lad should be hung for saying Guinness is English. Why do you think in other countries they call it Irish stout? And the brewery is in fuckin dublin

[abi001]

wtf!!!!! i wasted 3 mins of my life

[limeyosu]

is that Lincoln he is playing checkers with?

[killerrobotgo]

"Didn't you get the memo?"

[XvallorX]

During crisis time, guinness is the only one reason, why it is worth to live in Ireland :)

I simply love this beer, even if Im from Poland and we have plenty of good brewery - this one is . . . pure Genius :D

Cheers, have nice Craic!

[elijahthornton09]

It tastes like fucking coffee you morons. It is by no means refreshing and if I want coffee, I can drink it hot!

[louthleviathan]

where's the ad with the chick and the dude on horse back and they jump off a cliff. Music is Patti Smith - Horses. Anyone?! Anyone?!

[ancalime111]

wow..just wow

[Almarian4eg]

guinness SUCKSS ballzz

[elijahthornton09]

@Almarian4eg the beer tastes like landfill runoff. they need a better commercial to push this shitty beer

[onione980]

@elijahthornton09

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god, that was a great joke. guinness tastes like landfill runoff

[00fatmat00]

@elijahthornton09 the beer tastes great you just a little girl, go drink your bud light and coors

[corrola100]

Carlsberg dont make shit adds....... but if they did they would probably be like this

[clovelr]

I would propably would not watch this while tripping on shrooms or acid.

[popper555555]

A. Guinness is a stout not a beer

B.Guinness is Irish not British

[JohnnyQuest187]

@popper555555 A stout is a type of beer, just like a porter

[fortynineballs]

I Love GUINNESS

[BarEnFaroth]

Good add, but kinda annoyed me with your info about Guinness being British. I have nothing against England.

But we Irish have very few things to be er.. semi-proud of so.. :P

[securuslol]

@BarEnFaroth Dont you have William Wallace? and you have Willie, the guy from the simpsons

[BarEnFaroth]

@securuslol

Brilliant!

William Wallace is Scottish, and so is Willie...

[securuslol]

@BarEnFaroth hahaha, sorry about that then, i guess you don't have much in ireland, you have leprechauns though, one question though? are there actually many emeralds in ireland, or it's just a myth?

[BarEnFaroth]

@securuslol Mate... I honestly don't know if your just trying to piss me off.

But I'll take the stance that your an honest, normal person, and not a prat.

The reference to Ireland being the 'Emerald Isle' is to it's lush fertile land. From which the most common colour being green..emerald.

And leprechauns?!

That one did kinda annoy me.

[securuslol]

@BarEnFaroth hey man, sorry about the leprechauns thing, i was kind of joking with that one but i wasn't trying by any means to be annoying or offensive, i swear im not a prat,  and i was honestly curious about the emerald question, so thank you for answering. Now i know more about Ireland

[BarEnFaroth]

@securuslol

=) No probs mate.

[darkmetalwing]

@securuslol watch your self next time it might be a fist instead of and answer coming your way if u dont watch your words

[ppl00125]

Yeah, i think he's German!

[Runesve]

His name is Rutger Hauer,and is a well known actor.

[clayt078]

no that is not conan

[snakeeggs69]

Jay?

[carabiner]

Was that Conan O'Brien?

[Onyxed]

The first slogan for Guinness was:

"Drink, its good for you!"

True story

[kenmalUTUBE]

The Advert is UK - the best TV in the world.

(The beer tastes awful - good only for throwing down a drain - especially the draught version)

[f4zaken]

You are a fool Guinness is the best stout on the planet.

[5e8938e6]

UK???

[burkspatrick]

drink enough and you will be dizzy

[pandaeyes42]

If it's good enough for Rutger, it's good enough for me!!!

[LasseLundster]

I'll stick with

"If it's good"

[nismoquality1808]

shit here reminds me of the twillight zone as a kid........but with my fav beer in the world lol

[MrIndio81]

Corona? It´s not like guinness, and, i´m from Brazil, this place has no good beers, only those terrible pilsen! Guinness rules! It´s the best beer in the world!

[wero9000]

guinness taste like ass ¡¡

you should try the corona MF

[Umby64]

no we shouldn't, because it is a stupid second choice supermarket shit and the video is about a good beer...get back to drinking your mexican shit

[Daithigilbeag]

guinness is irish, not the uk

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

@Daithigilbeag northern ireland?

[BajoCLF]

@zzzzJAGJEETzzzz Guinness factory is in Dublin.

[buttsyrc8]

@Daithigilbeag from london we love guinness as is a class drink. It do not get better than this.

And love a bottle of Paddy.



[NolatariSlasher]

@Daithigilbeag UK: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I don't see why UK oposses to saying Irish, if you say England, perhaps, but not UK.

[InsaneVegeta]

@NolatariSlasher Daithigilbeag is right ireland is not part of the uk, north ireland may be but guinness is from the south of ireland cos thats were all the actual irish people are who invented the drink ;p

[BajoCLF]

@NolatariSlasher But Guinness factory is in Dublin, Ireland, not Northern Ireland, so it is not from the UK.

[drummer265]

@Daithigilbeag Ireland is included in the UK -_-...it's Scotland, Ireland, Wales and England.

[roseofmercy]

@drummer265 NORTHERN Ireland is in the UK...not Ireland!

[roseofmercy]

@drummer265 NORTHERN Ireland is in the Uk...NOT IRELAND!

[drummer265]

@roseofmercy That's true...okay the REAL Ireland isn't in the UK. :)

[roseofmercy]

@drummer265 Indeed! I am surprised that some people don't actually have any idea what the UK comprises of!

[drummer265]

@roseofmercy Well, in my defense I didn't know whether Guinness was produced in n. ireland, or S. Ireland.lol

[Huggieg1]

@Daithigilbeag Best thing to come out of Ireland. not saying other good stuff hasn't come out of Ireland it's just guiness is that good :D

[t3rm1nat0r999]

If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!

[eoinosull]

god is irish and lives off Guinness.

[buttsyrc8]

@t3rm1nat0r999

or maybe a Oirish Coffee - the ultimate drink!

The sayin goes Alcohol Caffeine Sugar and Fat in the most delicious thing ever made.

Guiness is nice as well!

[t3rm1nat0r999]

@buttsyrc8 =p

[sublimepenguin47]

@t3rm1nat0r999 Who said God isn't Irish?

[jeffhc88]

@t3rm1nat0r999

i'm not god... i'm not an alchoholic(I think) and i'm not irish( =[ ) but i drink guinness to =]

[mikeb1444]

@t3rm1nat0r999 God allowed Guinness to be invented. He must like it... a LOT!

[birdapegang]

always like the ads but hate the drink...

[Brewdizogs]

This is why I love Guinness. The taste too.

[MagicTellaVision]

Dear Born Again Pagans on Halloween lets give homage to our Druid ancestors who have died on a million burning crosses for our religious freedoms! Help Save The Hill of Tara from the M3, long live the Celtic Pagan Kings of our Druid ancestors!

[SonofMathew]

i usually love guiness adverts, thart was just fucking wierd though.

[wazzy3007]

uh...the fuck?

[randomUSELESScrap]

........weird

[luke1st]

great add i want guiness now think i'll head pub

[h20kill]

does this beer taste good?

[loubradipo]

Sure !!! Did you haven't tried it yet ?

[h20kill]

i would but im not old enough lol

[gtorresdm]

Very very good!!

[threatsignalpinkfloy]

best beer ever

[eddiecoyote1]

a stout is a style that similar to a porter but not the same. There are at least seven different types of stout.

[LogainUlver]

Like elviejozorromax said, Guinness is Irish.

[Murkrust]

heh now this is a strange ad.

[DoctorFist]

i don't get it

[buzinaocara]

...

[celix4n]

Trippyyy, I Like!

[elviejozorromax]

A brand of beer in the UK? It originated in Dublin, the capital of the Republic of Ireland,

[Backin1985]

I was searching for this advert for ages, thought Louis Armstrong was song in background in original one. I like the shipwreck parts in the whales body with the sea captain, I really remember this part. An excellent advert.

[Backin1985]

Brazil and Mexico make the best beers around. It's a matter of taste.

[ch3zzybanana]

This is such a wierd advert...

[Idadadoff]

I´m from Germany and Germans make one of the best beer.

But Guinness is also better than German beer.

[SgtAndrewM]

never seen this guinnes advert before.

[kackeausarschsauger7]

okocim and guinness are the best beers in the world!

[lazarush1980]

Theres an Irish expression - "Guinness doesnt travel" - its so true - no matter where in the world you have a pint of the black stuff - it just doesnt measure up to a pint in Ireland - home of the black stuff:)

Man - Rutger Hauer must have got a fortune for this ad back in the day!

[boru1982]

Guinness is brewed in a lot of places in the world, not just st james gate

[Coloscopy79]

I get so fuckin thirsty seein this !

[SiRafael]

Guinness >> All

That's the shortest way to express my feelings about it.

[GoLuckyOops]

We in the united states know what guiness is lol. Props to all you other countries that like good beer. But man I love Guiness. mmmmmmmm

[CallMeVox]

Thank you! I thought I was the only Yank who didn't prefer that piss in a bottle Bud Light! I will always pay that little extra for Guinness at the bar!

[MikeofWyoming]

Thats just it, If something is brewed in your country you'll swear it's the best and the rest is only crap. I hear about it all the time but honest to god Guiness was purpose disigned to be nasty. That tribe in south America that makes that beer from chewing roots and spitting into a container then letting it ferment--That might be nastier!

[casper9013]

Huh?

[johnfinbarburke]

who is that guy ?

[bj19591]

is it Roy from Blade Runner?

[mallemokum]

rutger hauer a dutch actor

[stoqn4]

A brand of beer in the UK? Have you heard of Arthur Guinness, the Irish guy that brewed Guinness back in 1759 at the St. James's Gate in Dublin? Guinness is Irish, oh and just to let you know, I am Bulgarian.

[ClaraLaraBombara]

yeh dat annoyed me too, nd not just cuz im irish but cuz its stupid like! nice one

[LordGodofMercy]

stoqn4

Stout beer was invented in London England. Called Porter after the porters of

markets such as Covent Garden. So Guiness is a brand of stout (Porter). There

are lots of stout beers on the market but Guinness is the most famous due to large advertising campaigns. I prefer the stouts that are not pumped full of gas that Guinness is (that's what gives it a smooth texture) Stouts made by small English Independant breweries are much better. But I prefer non Nitro beers.

[andidelirium]

idk, but i feel this like a horror movie trailer lol

[ret13yrs]

this commercial brings up a good point. dont smoke crack!

[MikeofWyoming]

Wow! I guess if I was in a whale I might think of drinking Guinness again. I apologise for the die hards out there but Guinness is sadly over rated! It's like blue cheese, It is admired by some, avoided by most.

[alexbalosie]

guinness, i brand of beer in the uk? yes, but no. its found there, but its irish...just like all good things

[jvilla21]

this commercial makes me think guinness would get you high instead of drunk. either way, bottoms up.

[g0r0dezky]

Is that Michael Duglas?

[Maerokane]

No, Rutger Hauer.

[lunchinaboxx]

shit's nasty

[elfasa]

i would agree, shit is nasty.. guinness is good though......

[ravanlike]

oh, today is st. Patrick day...

I must find some guinness to drink...

[aillweecaveman]

sori its irish not the uk

[eannacan]

guinness is neither beer or british..

[faceofdeception]

How is Guinness not a beer? It is a traditional dry Irish Stout dating back to 1759.

[bobinacoffeeshop]

Its an ale, but who gives a shit, it gets you drunk.

[johnfinbarburke]

hahah true as fuck

[superdookie2002]

It's a stout.

Which is actually a strong porter.

[ClaraLaraBombara]

ye it's a stout....wats da world cummin to like

[bobjims]

Guinness is Irish not British. BillCJ is gay.

[vectorvault]

What the hell was that?

[METROGNOME57]

Rutger Hauer RULES!!!!

[hannigan06]

Guinness is special only 180 calories.

It was bought by the British in 1932 it was Brewed in Ireland in 1759 so no matter who owns the Company its still an Irish beer no matter what anyone says either.

There are like 14 types of Guinness depending where you are. I know enough to know something about my favorite beer.

[ovidiu299]

Pure shiet. :(

[craiclord]

Guinness isnt a beer!!! sorry for being anal but it isnt a beer, its a stout. Beer is non toasted barley Stout is toasted barley, Hey its red too:) Just get a pint and hold it up to the light and its actually deep red! Haha This is the most usless comment ever! :)

[lorinser925]

Isn't stout a type of beer though?

[niggaturd]

yes it is. craiclord is ill informed.

[lorinser925]

Thank you for backing me up. cocklord is ill informed.

[craiclord]

Listen to me, i made that comment in good humour, By insulting me u just made yourself look Like a Thick Cunt Who knows fuck all abot alcohol. Im a Rep for diagio who own the guinness company. Its my job to know the difference. Youre just one of the multitudes of arsehole americans who think you know everything.. Just stick to youre bud light or wotever weak piss u pussy americans drink! Even the guinness in usa is watered down cos u cant handle the real stuff lol, mabye thats why its like beer

[lorinser925]

Hey CockLord. Your a rep for diagio, I'll look that up and fax them both of the comments you made. I'm sure they dont mind finding out who you are. I suggest you find another job CockLord.

[Piksson]

He's not ill informed. Beer is something totally different than stout. examples: Guinness is a stout, Tennents is a lager, Abbot is an ale and I guess Adnams is a "beer". Plus WHY THE HEL ARE THEY POURING GUINNESS INTO A LAGER GLASS IN THIS COMMERCIAL?

[got2haveamonster33]

its a stout beer a lager is a beer an ale is a beer they r all beers no mater what u say so jus drop it bud light beer guinness beer red strip beer yuingling or how ever u spell it beer abbot beer tennents beer and thats a pint glass there bud... bc its sold in pints... yea...

[awakeningcry]

why don't they make ads like this any more?

[dpxstsmfp]

wtf :)

[illspirit1965]

erm..what the fuk was that?

[EdgeBotV2]

these ads were awesome with Rutger, I dont drink Guinness but the ads have stuck in my memory since the 90's.

[runs187]

i just got a six pack of glass bottled guinness here in so.cali and it had a weird ass taste ,,,,tasted like water in the beginning then like coffe at the end.....but i dont know maybe i just got to get used to it...

[javafreak10]

After experimenting with many light beers I've grown to love Guinness. It's the only beer I drink now. It's awesome.

[bkpunx]

I love the Black Stuff Draught or Extra Stout...it doesn't matter it's just awesome beer

[hannigan06]

Oh Fuck yeah it is.

[danny1374]

Love the black stuff on draught but beginning to get a taste for the export now lol

[theSkippyspartan]

Rutger Hauer, God amongst men! yes indeed, The guniess i drink from australia taste like the fountain of youth, the one made in Dublin must tast like the tears of fuckin god himself

[clifflindsey]

guinness extra stout 'imported from canada' is the best beer ive ever had. ive got like 8 of them bitches in my backpack as i type. ill drink it warm just as readily as id drink it cold. im working on sailing to ireland and hitting up st james gate to check out the origional shit... i hope they dont butcher it with widgets there. great commercial, the asthetics remind me of the pure majesty of that which is guinness.

[arumdevil]

Drink it straight from the barrel, tis the best way!

[pantheon808]

Listen. Who gives a shit. What about the ad? its a bloody masterpiece mate.

[lithiumoxide]

g25racingnerd: It's not a cider. It's also neither 11% nor from the UK.

Guinness is a stout (dark "beer", or porter) from Ireland. It's a heavy drink, and often described as "a meal itself". The Guinness I;m drinking right now (yes, I have some Guinness right beside me now) has an ABV of 4.2%, although this may vary between brands - afaik, Guinness Export has a higher percentage.

All the best - Conor, Ireland