Nope. If I see the liquid on the surface, the first thing that comes to mind is degreasing it. I may occasionally forget the subsequent round(s) though, but only with the small pizzas. My second phase degreasing often negates this anyway so I sometimes deliberately only do one main round and use the second phase for the rest to speed things up.
If you refuse to eat anything but pizzas you should at least make them yourself on a pita and add some vegetables. It'd be healthier, cheaper, and taste better than that frozen junk.
Wouldn't this only be a "weight loss technique" if you already ate the same # of pizzas but without degreasing them prior to this method? Otherwise, a weight loss "technique" would be, like, exercise and not eating frozen pizzas.
@ulillillia 1 to 4, so if we say 2 a day average. That's around 10978 over the last 15 years so thats losing 50lb over the course of degreasing 10978... this would mean each pizza degreased takes off 0.005lb, is that right?
Hes never going to change any habits that he has or has had, because doing so would destroy the brevity of his lifestyle that he has come to know and attach to. All the suggestions are just wastes of your time, and are probably reminding him of things that he does not want to think about.
Hey everybody, this guy has some minor case of autism or some mental disability. Most of the things that you ask and are asking he will never answer, due to his illness. I think its also the reason that he spends 4000 hours in the oldest, strangest games that everyone else has either moved on or forgot about. If you have a few minutes I recommend going to his website, There are so many details about his life that you will be able to figure out what going on with ulilillia pretty quickly. Or not.
Simply blend the pizza and then sieve out all the liquid fat, before placing the blended pizza brother into a thermal flask. I use this method to carry around liquidy warmed pizza beverage whilst I explore my habitat. I modified a gun holster to contain my flask for ease of access in case of bear attacks.
We are all in a cage, it is nice to believe that maybe there is a key, even when there is little hope this is true. Few of us escape.
all you need to do is saturate 1 cm square of paper, measure how much CCs it takes to saturate that measurement of paper and then, after you have soaked up the grease, measure how much of the paper is saturated. do the calculation. OH and you know you could take the pizza, add about 3 cups of water, blend it into a homogenous liquid and see how much oil floats to the top, measure that and compare it to the saturation findings.
I like how you used 2 minutes and 17 seconds of video just to say "put a paper towel over the food to soak up grease"....a simple little procedure that any kitchen grandma knows. Here comes ulillillialalapalooza to make it look like "his special process" to teach the masses.
The last I recall (it's been a few years since I last checked), it's 69 inches (about 175 centimeters if you need the metric equivalent), with a 1-inch (3 cm) margin of error. 140 is still actually a bit high from what I'm aware of - I need something like 130 or so. I'm only guessing as the last time I checked was about 100 million seconds ago (3 years).
You multiplied wrong. 86,400 seconds per day (60 seconds times 60 minutes times 24 hours) and 365.242199 days per year means 31,556,925.9936 seconds per year, 31 5/9 million. 100 million is a close approximation as I have a fair amount of uncertainty (about 20 million seconds in both directions).
If I don't cook it long enough, the center part gets rather soggy making me not eat it (and give it those fuzzy carnivores I have walking around (aka dogs)). 6 minutes on the lower and 16 on the upper seems to be the best balance.
@ulillillia well the crust will get quite hard if you make it dark brown like that. Perhaps drop the heat and lengthen the cooking time slightly to make it come out softer and more yellow, golden brown.
Most of the ingredients on the pizza are precooked and safe to eat at a wide range of temperatures. I find that hard crust cuts into my gums.
It wasn't burnt. I cannot change the temperature on the Pizzazz pizza oven. The only thing I can change is the cook time. Besides, the crust was actually very tasty. When doing phase 2 of my degreasing, I put some of the sauce on the outer crust after eating the higher perimeter. This moistens it... some. The heavy degreasing is done after removing a fair amount of the sauce.
You might be able to find out the calories of the grease by weight. Weigh the paper towels before and after degreasing. I imagine you can find the calorie information of standard oil online.
Honestly ulilililia you're more likely to lose weight by removing the crust. Most of the bad stuff comes from the pizza's base. Better yet, stop eating pizza. I mean, hey, eat what you want. But if you're interested in losing weight why not just eat good ol' meat and veges. Eating pizza more than once or twice a week would get sickening wouldn't it?
@1AaroUin He's eaten almost only pizza every day for the past 7 years, from what I understand. He hates meat too. Pizza is the only thing he likes a lot to eat it. It's also convenient for him.
Pizza almost every day actually since sixth grade or even still earlier. It's, thus, been about 15 years. Degreasing wasn't common until about a decade ago, though I've known about it before.
@ulillillia I have no food stamps (still live with parents and in school so I can't file for them either) and I don't have a disability or such at all, so I don't collect SSI (social security income) which means I either get a job, or I could file for my food stamp but I think I need a ID for that.
Getting an ID requires either an SSI card and/or the birth certificate. With these, go to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) and apply for an ID. That's the best I can recall. You may need your parents though if you're under 18 (or was it 21?).
@ulillillia Yeah I can get the ID, my sister told me she will pay for it. Its only 20$ anyway, the problem has been that I just haven't had the money at all, every time I got birthday money I had to give it to my brother. And yes, it is 18 years old, of which that is my age so I can finally get an ID.
if you've been doing this for 15 years, that seems like it'd be a constant in your experiment. i'd say the weight loss may be attributed to something else.
In this video you mention going from 190 to your current 140 or so, but in the tips section of your site, more specifically the 'Fat removal tip' you say that you weight about 230 before you started degreasing. Was this something you overlooked?
@ulillillia the point is use something other than your hand to degreese, you might save a few bucks on keyboard dryer sheets or more paper towels drying your hands after washing off the greese.
I don't use my hand to degrease and whenever I'm done eating, I wash them anyway. I also continuously wipe my hands on the paper towels nearby to further help as needed.
I saw you in that documentary video and I noticed you lost a lot a weight. You look good, man! Keep at it. I should try degreasing pizza the next time I get it, it seems like it might help.
Have you ever thought of making your own pizza? I know most stores sell Boboli pizza crusts with small boxes of sauce as well! You could even buy reduced fat cheese to put on top to cut fat even more! They're easy to make too. Just an idea!
While I know how to make pizza, the issue with that is dishes. Should one not be available (due to being dirty), that's not an option. It also takes a lot more time too than just grabbing one of the frozen ones, unwrapping it, moving the cheese on the sides into the middle to minimize overflowing to allow for longer cook times, and heating it in the microwave. It takes but 5 minutes versus an hour or more.
@ulillillia You heat your pizza in the microwave? Do you know if there are any differences with that and baking them in terms of how much grease remains in the pizza? I imagine it would be easier to degrease, as well, since bread products come out of the microwave softer than from the oven.
I have no idea if microwave or oven makes a difference. I only microwave the small ones. The large ones, such as the one in this video, is cooked on the Pizzazz pizza oven.
what you should do is add veggies to the pizza to help with dietary needs. while not coming with the pizzas, simply adding them before baking is just as good. banana peppers on a plain cheese pizza are fantastic.
Your weight loss is likely due to malnourishment, ulilililia. You need to eat a well rounded diet. Pizza is generally junk food - it provides very little to no nutritional value. From the photos I've seen of you, you look very malnourished. You need to get a good mix of veggies, whole grains, fresh fruit, and a little bit of meat to stay healthy - and I don't mean readymade food. I mean actual food you've cooked.
I have dishes. If even one of them is not clean, I'm out of luck. I can't stand washing dishes as I have a strong urge to vomit and I almost do. At least, with the small pizzas, the only thing I need to worry about is the microwave failing.
@ulillillia With small pizzas, you need to worry about your physical health from ingesting all that cholesterol and not having a balanced diet, man. What's worse - eventually being diagnosed with heart disease, or having to hold your nose while you scrub dishes & put them in the dishwasher?
I know you love video games dearly - Eating a balanced diet will help you 'level up' with more energy, and give you bonus resist to disease. We care about you, ulilililia - we don't want you to get sick!
Merely looking at dirty dishes that haven't been used for more than a few hours is all it takes. The pizzas have little cholesteral. Last I recall, it's only 50% of the daily needs.
That's "Platform Masters", not "The Platform Master". Platform Masters is plural and the game's subtitle, "will you be the world's next platform master", hints to there being more than one.
@ulillillia I was wondering if you plan on doing anymore video game leveling guides. You've have made both FF XII and Disgaea HoD more of an interesting game for me and I was wondering if you would check out "Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger vs Darkdeath Evilman". It's from the makers of Disgaea and I would really enjoy playing the game using you as a guide.
I'm so hooked on Disgaea that its very unlikely any time soon. As much as I'd like to redo the powerleveling video series for FF12, nearly all of my motive is toward Disgaea, rarely getting enjoyment out of other games, what rare times I do play other games.
@ulillillia You should check out other games by Nippon ichi the creators of disgaea. They specialize in the genre. Phantom brave is excellent with insane amounts of powerleveling for the PS2. ZHP which he suggest is also made by NIS but it is for the PSP. It is steller.
It will be easier to test how many calories the paper absorbs than testing how much fat it absorbed. The simplest way is to burn a square of paper, then burn the paper from the pizza. The difference in heat given off will be the number of calories increased.
@ulillillia /v/ is the video games section of 4chan.org.
It's actually the place where many people on the internet first discovered your videos. Your Bubsy 3D videos were being passed around on that site quite regularly a few years back. Judging by 5 secrets of level 2 in Bubsy 3D's statistics, it must have been around mid - late 2007. /v/ has since stopped talking about video games and have grown much more cynical, so I don't advise going there.
The problem with most other foods is the need for dishes. Should one not be available, I can't have it. My mini pizzas require zero dishes so they are the least limiting of all which further increases my eating of pizza.
@ulillillia ah, i see. according to the comments you primarily eat cheese pizza. have you ever tried different toppings? my favorite pizza is mushroom and spinach with olives
@ulillillia Pretty much every prepackaged meal you'll find includes some kind of tray or bowl or something to hold the food. Plus you can always buy those cheap paper dishes in bulk at any dollar store.
you said you only eat pizzas. how literal were you being? do you eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner? if you do eat other things, what are the most notable examples?
Outside occasional snacks, almost everything I eat is pizza. I may have something other than pizza about once very 3 months, so it's very rare. Snacks involve crackers, rare chips, and mints (especially Altoids though the 2 Altoids varieties I like most is hard to get - cinnamon and winter green). Crackers are the most common snack I have. At least I can work on my game and eat at the same time with those, unlike pizzas (thinking and planning aside).
I'm well aware of the large fan base I have. Interestingly enough, I'm otherwise a total unknown locally, but well known globally. Usually, it's the other way around or they're tied.
@ulillillia Keep getting known more and more through the internet and you may become known locally, you are well known through the internet and you know at least 7,400 people (your subscribers) that watch you consistently, so maybe things will change
Within even 120 miles in every direction, there's still less than a quarter million residents. I'm in a very remote area. By locally, I mean my home town of about 40,000 (may be 35,000 or even less from the flood in July). I'm almost a complete stranger in my own community despite having lived here for decades. Maybe only 5 to 10 in the entire town even know me. I know even fewer - about 3 to 5 and generally only very vaguely.
@ulillillia Well, in the 14 years I lived in Oregon I only know 5 people, and who ever else that knows me I probably just ignore, because in person I am not exactly a "talkative" guy... I don't know the populations of most city's, but the generally idea is, you pretty much have to talk and make yourself known to get people in your area to know who you are, and I try to avoid talking all the time, which is fine with me. Though I was slightly bullied in middle school for this.
The testing of the method's effectiveness (particularly how much fat and thus calories which means weight is being removed) is what's geared toward the Mythbusters. The Mythbusters themselves are fine.
Your weight loss is probably caused by the huge amount of time you need to invest to degrease your pizza, not the act itself.
Seeing how you only,or rather mostly, eat degreased pizza, you just don't have enough time per day to overeat, and possibly your metabolism needs just the amount of calories you eat a day due to time constraints.
Unless you are eating just as many pizzas per day as before you started doing this.
It's not the quantity of pizzas, it's the total mass. The quantity has changed from typically just 1 or 2 pizzas to now 1 to 4. 4 pizzas that are 160 grams each otherwise totals that of 1 large pizza at 640 grams. Go by the mass, not the quantity. The mass, however, has essentially unchanged.
Hmmm... I would love to see you guest star on an episode of Mythbusters. I think that would be great. You'd probably have a lot of fun.
With that said, me and my girlfriend eat frozen pizzas on a monthly basis, I'm curious how do you cut your pizzas? I always have trouble, even with a pizza knife.
Easy: I don't cut the pizzas. I see no point in doing that until pizza sizes get to the 14-inch size or bigger and the frozen ones are typically only 10 inches, occasionally 12.
@Ulillillia, I think its safe to assume that basically all of the contents absorbed into the paper are oils (fats). Thus if you weighed paper towels before and after degreasing, the net change in weight in grams, multiplied by the number of calories per gram in fat would give you the amount of calories you are shaving off. I think you'd need to find a sensitive set of scales however as I imagine the change in weight would not be very large.
Not all of what I soak up is fat. Some of that I would expect to be water (such as steam for example), of which will offset any measurements producing incorrect results. Outside water, some of the content from the crust or the sauce may be included as well, of which also isn't all fat which makes it more difficult.
@ulillillia Thats a good point. You could perhaps leave the towels in a warm place for an hour or so, allowing all the water to evaporate leaving you just with the oils. I'm not sure how you'd deal with sauce or crust getting on the towel though.
The grease is mostly water, not fat. There is far more fat in the cheese of the pizza then there is in the grease. If you really want low fat pizza, don't put cheese on it. That's really the only solution.
Ulillillia, I hope you are aware of how bad all that sodium is for you. You can get other frozen foods, including frozen vegetables, and they aren't hard to cook. I know you don't only eat pizza, but it seems like it's 90% of your diet. Why don't you eat other foods?
Using multiple towels really is necessary though. In my experience less than 1/2 of the total grease is removed with the first towel. I also don't cover the entire pizza, preferring to use a single towel, folded, and attacking only 1/3rd or so of the pizza at a time.
I eat a decent amount of frozen pizzas and I've been doing this ever since I first read about it on your site, quite a few years ago. It's definitely worth it in my opinion.
If what you say is true that you only eat pizza, you really should consider expanding expanding your diet to include a sizable portion of fruits and vegetables as well as daily exercise. You may be skinny but you may also be very unhealthy.
@segagenesis1989 Hes a vegetarian, he doesn't exercise I think, but you don't NEED exercise to be healthy, if you eat the right foods and maintain your weight you can be fine without the exercise.
@segagenesis1989 : May be very unhealthy???? If he only eats that heavily processed pizza then he is most definitely unhealthy in a multitude of ways.
Do you ever forget to degrease your pizzas?
ihavekankles 1 week ago
Nope. If I see the liquid on the surface, the first thing that comes to mind is degreasing it. I may occasionally forget the subsequent round(s) though, but only with the small pizzas. My second phase degreasing often negates this anyway so I sometimes deliberately only do one main round and use the second phase for the rest to speed things up.
ulillillia 1 week ago
I just did this and it was great. Thank you for improving the quality of my life.
GITAHxgCoo 1 week ago
you also can check what expert is talking on fox news /watch?v=9QpzdK7wdYY
FamilyGuyBlast 2 weeks ago
How about not eating exclusively pizza for losing weight?
Even if you degrease them they're still full of carbs and not healthy at all.
fractuz 3 weeks ago
it's olive oil, the fat is in the cheese mate
pjmac88 1 month ago
Oh my god this video is in 1080p!
nathanthepirate 1 month ago
My airplane flight video is too. That's what my camcorder is capable of.
ulillillia 1 month ago
Aww man...I wish pizza was the only thing I could eat lol
Pizza is hands down my favorite food.
Devour7Shadow 1 month ago
If you refuse to eat anything but pizzas you should at least make them yourself on a pita and add some vegetables. It'd be healthier, cheaper, and taste better than that frozen junk.
skeetergreen 1 month ago
Just to comfort you guys, he takes vitamin supplements.
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago
do you not eat any fruits or vegetables at all??
vedicardi 1 month ago
Wouldn't this only be a "weight loss technique" if you already ate the same # of pizzas but without degreasing them prior to this method? Otherwise, a weight loss "technique" would be, like, exercise and not eating frozen pizzas.
breatheska 1 month ago
go on aplane...
and crash it
hellocheezeball 1 month ago
... Only in a flight simulator (or any video game) or a story book... maybe. In reality, definitely not.
ulillillia 1 month ago 4
>As Seen On: /v/ - Video Games
Damn it /v/
AlternatelyAnonymous 1 month ago 3
i did like a quadruple take when you said oh so nonchalantly "I only eat pizzas"
LtChicken 1 month ago 2
if you only eat pizzas, how many do you have a day?
velocityeleven 1 month ago
Anywhere from 1 to 4 depending on the size. The mass averages about 600 to 700 grams (about 20 to 24 ounces).
ulillillia 1 month ago
@ulillillia 1 to 4, so if we say 2 a day average. That's around 10978 over the last 15 years so thats losing 50lb over the course of degreasing 10978... this would mean each pizza degreased takes off 0.005lb, is that right?
velocityeleven 1 month ago
Removing the fat is a terrible choice, especially if you're concerned about health. Getting rid of the bread would be much more beneficial.
itsmilklol 1 month ago
Protip: not eating the pizza is the best strategy you'll ever find.
The best thing is, you don't even need to calculate, it's always 0!
mysticcrimson 1 month ago
Does anybody else like his voice? Not like something sexually attractive because I don't roll that way but it's just so... enchanting.
IrradiatedRobot 1 month ago
@IrradiatedRobot Me too, he should narrate audio books.
Shahamu 1 month ago
@Shahamu I'd buy them
IrradiatedRobot 1 month ago
Uli, have you ever kissed a girl?
PanicAttackRelief 1 month ago
You should start your own diet program Uli.
PanicAttackRelief 1 month ago
Hes never going to change any habits that he has or has had, because doing so would destroy the brevity of his lifestyle that he has come to know and attach to. All the suggestions are just wastes of your time, and are probably reminding him of things that he does not want to think about.
yoyoman659 1 month ago
Hey everybody, this guy has some minor case of autism or some mental disability. Most of the things that you ask and are asking he will never answer, due to his illness. I think its also the reason that he spends 4000 hours in the oldest, strangest games that everyone else has either moved on or forgot about. If you have a few minutes I recommend going to his website, There are so many details about his life that you will be able to figure out what going on with ulilillia pretty quickly. Or not.
yoyoman659 1 month ago
ur voice is awesome ulillillia
BobbyBoyMini 1 month ago
ulillillia: exploits glitches in real life...
GrammaShoop 1 month ago 24
Different pizza toppings does not constitute a varied diet.
x1te 1 month ago
@athropos he has OCD, and he takes vitamins to make up for his diet. Way to be ignorant.
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago
I've been doing the same thing for all my life, but I'm still obese.
Tochy1 2 months ago
Simply blend the pizza and then sieve out all the liquid fat, before placing the blended pizza brother into a thermal flask. I use this method to carry around liquidy warmed pizza beverage whilst I explore my habitat. I modified a gun holster to contain my flask for ease of access in case of bear attacks.
We are all in a cage, it is nice to believe that maybe there is a key, even when there is little hope this is true. Few of us escape.
flimda 2 months ago 6
@flimda I just have to tell you that your comment made me very happy.
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago
@ToothpickMcBrainy your comment made me equally if not slighty even more happy
flimda 1 month ago
How are you not dead yet?
Have you tried eating anything but pizza in the last 15 years? Will your body kick it back at this point?
TheApatheticGuy 2 months ago
assumption: What you're soaking up is pretty much all fat.
Weigh the paper towels before you soak.
Weigh them after.
Subtract "before" weight from "after" weight.
You now know how much fat you soaked up.
bniblet 2 months ago
oh and only blend 1 piece of pizza and multiply results by 4 so you don't have to waste
sharpezor 2 months ago
all you need to do is saturate 1 cm square of paper, measure how much CCs it takes to saturate that measurement of paper and then, after you have soaked up the grease, measure how much of the paper is saturated. do the calculation. OH and you know you could take the pizza, add about 3 cups of water, blend it into a homogenous liquid and see how much oil floats to the top, measure that and compare it to the saturation findings.
sharpezor 2 months ago
I like how you used 2 minutes and 17 seconds of video just to say "put a paper towel over the food to soak up grease"....a simple little procedure that any kitchen grandma knows. Here comes ulillillialalapalooza to make it look like "his special process" to teach the masses.
Aquahutch 2 months ago
if you care enough about fat to do this why do you not just eat something else
marsharent 2 months ago
Do you have Asperger's syndrome?
JTNugget 2 months ago
@JTNugget He has OCD.
ToothpickMcBrainy 2 months ago
For the sake of your long-term health I hope you at least take a supplementary vitamin. >.<
sterlingveil 2 months ago
@sterlingveil This, please keep healthy sir. You're a bro.
ToothpickMcBrainy 2 months ago
@ulillillia What's your height? (so I can compute your BMI)
galacticninja7 2 months ago
The last I recall (it's been a few years since I last checked), it's 69 inches (about 175 centimeters if you need the metric equivalent), with a 1-inch (3 cm) margin of error. 140 is still actually a bit high from what I'm aware of - I need something like 130 or so. I'm only guessing as the last time I checked was about 100 million seconds ago (3 years).
ulillillia 2 months ago 3
@ulillillia 9, 670,777.9 seconds, not 100 million.
jacob3800 2 months ago
You multiplied wrong. 86,400 seconds per day (60 seconds times 60 minutes times 24 hours) and 365.242199 days per year means 31,556,925.9936 seconds per year, 31 5/9 million. 100 million is a close approximation as I have a fair amount of uncertainty (about 20 million seconds in both directions).
ulillillia 2 months ago 30
@jacob3800 he said "about".
risonhighmer 1 month ago
@ulillillia Do you honestly only eat pizza (and nothing else)? Why aren't you dead?
jacob3800 2 months ago
@jacob3800 he eats more than pizza
VoorkJTV 2 months ago
that pizza is quite overcooked.
IdeonFukkatsu 2 months ago
If I don't cook it long enough, the center part gets rather soggy making me not eat it (and give it those fuzzy carnivores I have walking around (aka dogs)). 6 minutes on the lower and 16 on the upper seems to be the best balance.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia well the crust will get quite hard if you make it dark brown like that. Perhaps drop the heat and lengthen the cooking time slightly to make it come out softer and more yellow, golden brown.
Most of the ingredients on the pizza are precooked and safe to eat at a wide range of temperatures. I find that hard crust cuts into my gums.
IdeonFukkatsu 2 months ago
It wasn't burnt. I cannot change the temperature on the Pizzazz pizza oven. The only thing I can change is the cook time. Besides, the crust was actually very tasty. When doing phase 2 of my degreasing, I put some of the sauce on the outer crust after eating the higher perimeter. This moistens it... some. The heavy degreasing is done after removing a fair amount of the sauce.
ulillillia 2 months ago
You might be able to find out the calories of the grease by weight. Weigh the paper towels before and after degreasing. I imagine you can find the calorie information of standard oil online.
hanracecarnah 2 months ago
I'm really happy you got down to 140! Just make sure you're nice and healthy! Love the videos!
LoudMan01 2 months ago
LOL you only been eating pizzas your whole life??
RationalTheism 2 months ago
Why not just seeing how much weight one of the towels has without fat and then you see how much that one that has fat on it has.
Ignjaleks 2 months ago
Honestly ulilililia you're more likely to lose weight by removing the crust. Most of the bad stuff comes from the pizza's base. Better yet, stop eating pizza. I mean, hey, eat what you want. But if you're interested in losing weight why not just eat good ol' meat and veges. Eating pizza more than once or twice a week would get sickening wouldn't it?
1AaroUin 2 months ago 2
@1AaroUin He's eaten almost only pizza every day for the past 7 years, from what I understand. He hates meat too. Pizza is the only thing he likes a lot to eat it. It's also convenient for him.
Shugo489 2 months ago
Pizza almost every day actually since sixth grade or even still earlier. It's, thus, been about 15 years. Degreasing wasn't common until about a decade ago, though I've known about it before.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia Ah alright, I was just going on the last time you had meat or soda, 2004.
Shugo489 2 months ago
@ulillillia I would love to live a life where I can eat pizza everyday for 15-20 years, too bad I just don't have that kind of money =/
foofiter9097 2 months ago
What, you can't handle, $4.50 a day for 4 miniature pizzas? That's the cheap end too. Carry that out over a month and that's only $135 a month.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia I have no food stamps (still live with parents and in school so I can't file for them either) and I don't have a disability or such at all, so I don't collect SSI (social security income) which means I either get a job, or I could file for my food stamp but I think I need a ID for that.
foofiter9097 2 months ago
Getting an ID requires either an SSI card and/or the birth certificate. With these, go to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) and apply for an ID. That's the best I can recall. You may need your parents though if you're under 18 (or was it 21?).
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia Yeah I can get the ID, my sister told me she will pay for it. Its only 20$ anyway, the problem has been that I just haven't had the money at all, every time I got birthday money I had to give it to my brother. And yes, it is 18 years old, of which that is my age so I can finally get an ID.
foofiter9097 2 months ago
I've had an ID card since I was around 10 or so so I'm used to it. I think it requires parental permission or something.
ulillillia 2 months ago
hey uli, i noticed on your site in the tips n tricks section it says this:
1.4.3 Meat trick - This was removed as it is very unwise to do.
seeing it made me curious. care to share what the trick is, unwise as it may be?
DGibson1993 2 months ago
if you've been doing this for 15 years, that seems like it'd be a constant in your experiment. i'd say the weight loss may be attributed to something else.
RobbyRobot 2 months ago
In this video you mention going from 190 to your current 140 or so, but in the tips section of your site, more specifically the 'Fat removal tip' you say that you weight about 230 before you started degreasing. Was this something you overlooked?
Shugo489 2 months ago
The 190 to 140 was when I began to check the effectiveness of doing this. I was once 230 in the past though, around 2000 or 2001.
ulillillia 2 months ago
Man, your voice is putting me to sleep...guess that's a compliment
zeioIIDX 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You remind me a little bit of Barry from the movie "Punch-Drunk Love".
TheApatheticGuy 2 months ago
It's possible you have a naturally high metabolism, though the degreasing may also be a minor factor
ThatDisembodiedVoice 2 months ago
I absolutely guarantee that the grease is the healthiest part of a pizza.
Saturated fat does not cause one to gain weight. It's all in the carbs (sauce, crust)
You can eat as much cheese as you like.
HylianSpirit 2 months ago
here's a tip for you, use the knife you're going to cut the pizza with to dab the greese instead of of your hand
dignan501 2 months ago
I don't cut pizzas unless they're 14 inches in diameter or bigger.
ulillillia 2 months ago 2
@ulillillia the point is use something other than your hand to degreese, you might save a few bucks on keyboard dryer sheets or more paper towels drying your hands after washing off the greese.
dignan501 2 months ago
I don't use my hand to degrease and whenever I'm done eating, I wash them anyway. I also continuously wipe my hands on the paper towels nearby to further help as needed.
ulillillia 2 months ago
If you want to lose weight just stop eating pizza!
sandell321 2 months ago
I saw you in that documentary video and I noticed you lost a lot a weight. You look good, man! Keep at it. I should try degreasing pizza the next time I get it, it seems like it might help.
DeBurgo 2 months ago
and it only took me 15 years.
JacksInn 2 months ago
Have you ever thought of making your own pizza? I know most stores sell Boboli pizza crusts with small boxes of sauce as well! You could even buy reduced fat cheese to put on top to cut fat even more! They're easy to make too. Just an idea!
FreebirdForever777 2 months ago
While I know how to make pizza, the issue with that is dishes. Should one not be available (due to being dirty), that's not an option. It also takes a lot more time too than just grabbing one of the frozen ones, unwrapping it, moving the cheese on the sides into the middle to minimize overflowing to allow for longer cook times, and heating it in the microwave. It takes but 5 minutes versus an hour or more.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia You heat your pizza in the microwave? Do you know if there are any differences with that and baking them in terms of how much grease remains in the pizza? I imagine it would be easier to degrease, as well, since bread products come out of the microwave softer than from the oven.
StorablePrawn 2 months ago
I have no idea if microwave or oven makes a difference. I only microwave the small ones. The large ones, such as the one in this video, is cooked on the Pizzazz pizza oven.
ulillillia 2 months ago
I will be going on the pizza diet soon what tips do you have for me?
GoatseObama 2 months ago
This is the stupidest shit ive seen in a long while.
ehcor 2 months ago
what you should do is add veggies to the pizza to help with dietary needs. while not coming with the pizzas, simply adding them before baking is just as good. banana peppers on a plain cheese pizza are fantastic.
297bcd 2 months ago
mythbusters get on this
wolfumz 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Do you mean "get" or "got"? It's hard to tell as you may have a typo.
ulillillia 2 months ago
Your weight loss is likely due to malnourishment, ulilililia. You need to eat a well rounded diet. Pizza is generally junk food - it provides very little to no nutritional value. From the photos I've seen of you, you look very malnourished. You need to get a good mix of veggies, whole grains, fresh fruit, and a little bit of meat to stay healthy - and I don't mean readymade food. I mean actual food you've cooked.
HisEmptyHouse 2 months ago 54
@HisEmptyHouse pizza is a vegetables
but on a serious note yes ulilililia malnourishment is serious business
FLAPPYTV 2 months ago
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@HisEmptyHouse He's retarded, he won't listen to anything you say.
athropos 2 months ago
@HisEmptyHouse BUT VEGGIES ARE GRROSSSEEEE
MrLoadingscreen 1 month ago
@HisEmptyHouse Pizza is a vegetable, don't be silly.
junkietomato 1 month ago
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d0Bored0b 2 months ago
Couldn't you just weigh the tissue before and after the degreasing with some sensitive scales?
Scientist538 2 months ago
@ulillillia I think it was a play on the title of the game being that it's an interview with you.
Dragon555 2 months ago
I might start doing this to my pizzas. This video is a real eye opener.
ninjacurby 2 months ago
What an interesting idea! I'll give this a try on my pizzas for a while and see how it works out.
ZachCraft 2 months ago
Buy some dishes and eat some real food lol
RealBrosef 2 months ago
I have dishes. If even one of them is not clean, I'm out of luck. I can't stand washing dishes as I have a strong urge to vomit and I almost do. At least, with the small pizzas, the only thing I need to worry about is the microwave failing.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia With small pizzas, you need to worry about your physical health from ingesting all that cholesterol and not having a balanced diet, man. What's worse - eventually being diagnosed with heart disease, or having to hold your nose while you scrub dishes & put them in the dishwasher?
I know you love video games dearly - Eating a balanced diet will help you 'level up' with more energy, and give you bonus resist to disease. We care about you, ulilililia - we don't want you to get sick!
HisEmptyHouse 2 months ago 3
Merely looking at dirty dishes that haven't been used for more than a few hours is all it takes. The pizzas have little cholesteral. Last I recall, it's only 50% of the daily needs.
ulillillia 2 months ago
Between this and the The Platform Master - Official Trailer [HD] video we are getting a lot of interesting viewing material, thanks Ulillillia!
Dragon555 2 months ago 5
That's "Platform Masters", not "The Platform Master". Platform Masters is plural and the game's subtitle, "will you be the world's next platform master", hints to there being more than one.
ulillillia 2 months ago 2
@ulillillia You are quite right but I was just quoting the name of the video. :) "The Platform Master - Official Trailer [HD]"
Dragon555 2 months ago
@ulillillia He was referring to the trailer of your documentary that was released, titled "The Platform Master."
Shugo489 2 months ago
@ulillillia I was wondering if you plan on doing anymore video game leveling guides. You've have made both FF XII and Disgaea HoD more of an interesting game for me and I was wondering if you would check out "Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger vs Darkdeath Evilman". It's from the makers of Disgaea and I would really enjoy playing the game using you as a guide.
Cwebowen 2 months ago
I'm so hooked on Disgaea that its very unlikely any time soon. As much as I'd like to redo the powerleveling video series for FF12, nearly all of my motive is toward Disgaea, rarely getting enjoyment out of other games, what rare times I do play other games.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia You should check out other games by Nippon ichi the creators of disgaea. They specialize in the genre. Phantom brave is excellent with insane amounts of powerleveling for the PS2. ZHP which he suggest is also made by NIS but it is for the PSP. It is steller.
inyolefti 2 months ago
It will be easier to test how many calories the paper absorbs than testing how much fat it absorbed. The simplest way is to burn a square of paper, then burn the paper from the pizza. The difference in heat given off will be the number of calories increased.
babylonastronaut 2 months ago
As seen on /v/ - The Vidya
VidyaShow 2 months ago 22
What's with the "/v/" in your comment?
ulillillia 2 months ago 43
@ulillillia
Your biggest fans. :)
Fenrirzwolf17 2 months ago
@ulillillia /v/ - The Vidya is the name of 4chan's video game discussion board, we're huge fans of you.
That's saying something, we usually hate everything.
GodzillaCO 2 months ago 2
@ulillillia /v/ is the video games section of 4chan.org.
It's actually the place where many people on the internet first discovered your videos. Your Bubsy 3D videos were being passed around on that site quite regularly a few years back. Judging by 5 secrets of level 2 in Bubsy 3D's statistics, it must have been around mid - late 2007. /v/ has since stopped talking about video games and have grown much more cynical, so I don't advise going there.
dasenase 2 months ago
why does it have to be pizza? i'm sure you can prepare other dishes in the same amount of time.
salad, ramen, soup etc.
where do you get your protein from?
NlGGERDICK 2 months ago
The problem with most other foods is the need for dishes. Should one not be available, I can't have it. My mini pizzas require zero dishes so they are the least limiting of all which further increases my eating of pizza.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia ah, i see. according to the comments you primarily eat cheese pizza. have you ever tried different toppings? my favorite pizza is mushroom and spinach with olives
NlGGERDICK 2 months ago
@ulillillia Pretty much every prepackaged meal you'll find includes some kind of tray or bowl or something to hold the food. Plus you can always buy those cheap paper dishes in bulk at any dollar store.
InverseCloud 2 months ago
you said you only eat pizzas. how literal were you being? do you eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner? if you do eat other things, what are the most notable examples?
nodont 2 months ago
Outside occasional snacks, almost everything I eat is pizza. I may have something other than pizza about once very 3 months, so it's very rare. Snacks involve crackers, rare chips, and mints (especially Altoids though the 2 Altoids varieties I like most is hard to get - cinnamon and winter green). Crackers are the most common snack I have. At least I can work on my game and eat at the same time with those, unlike pizzas (thinking and planning aside).
ulillillia 2 months ago
What's cool about ulillillia, is that he's got a large fanbase he may or may not be aware of.
Rock on, ulil.
AXSR388 2 months ago
@AXSR388 I'm fairly certain he knows at least a couple hundred people care. He's not releasing those videos for himself (I hope!)!
smaptey1 2 months ago
I'm well aware of the large fan base I have. Interestingly enough, I'm otherwise a total unknown locally, but well known globally. Usually, it's the other way around or they're tied.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia Keep getting known more and more through the internet and you may become known locally, you are well known through the internet and you know at least 7,400 people (your subscribers) that watch you consistently, so maybe things will change
foofiter9097 2 months ago
Within even 120 miles in every direction, there's still less than a quarter million residents. I'm in a very remote area. By locally, I mean my home town of about 40,000 (may be 35,000 or even less from the flood in July). I'm almost a complete stranger in my own community despite having lived here for decades. Maybe only 5 to 10 in the entire town even know me. I know even fewer - about 3 to 5 and generally only very vaguely.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia Well, in the 14 years I lived in Oregon I only know 5 people, and who ever else that knows me I probably just ignore, because in person I am not exactly a "talkative" guy... I don't know the populations of most city's, but the generally idea is, you pretty much have to talk and make yourself known to get people in your area to know who you are, and I try to avoid talking all the time, which is fine with me. Though I was slightly bullied in middle school for this.
foofiter9097 2 months ago
I'm taking this video's purpose to be an elaborate way of telling the Mythbusters to lose weight
smaptey1 2 months ago
The testing of the method's effectiveness (particularly how much fat and thus calories which means weight is being removed) is what's geared toward the Mythbusters. The Mythbusters themselves are fine.
ulillillia 2 months ago
There is an easy way to measure the amount of fats you are extracting, though.
Submerge the paper towels in hot water that contains some detergent or dishwasher liquid.
The surfactants in the detergent will extract and round the oils, allowing you to scoop them off the surface of the water.
This method has some inaccuracies, but is probably the easiest to do at home.
Still, even without having done the experiment, I am quite sure that the extracted amount is negligible in the grand scale.
JewTubeUsername 2 months ago
Your weight loss is probably caused by the huge amount of time you need to invest to degrease your pizza, not the act itself.
Seeing how you only,or rather mostly, eat degreased pizza, you just don't have enough time per day to overeat, and possibly your metabolism needs just the amount of calories you eat a day due to time constraints.
Unless you are eating just as many pizzas per day as before you started doing this.
JewTubeUsername 2 months ago
It's not the quantity of pizzas, it's the total mass. The quantity has changed from typically just 1 or 2 pizzas to now 1 to 4. 4 pizzas that are 160 grams each otherwise totals that of 1 large pizza at 640 grams. Go by the mass, not the quantity. The mass, however, has essentially unchanged.
ulillillia 2 months ago
I really hope Mythbusters test this. This is incredible. I'd love to see you guest star as well.
ZellDincht1226 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Even if the Mythbusters do test it, being a guest star is exceedingly unlikely unless they literally come to my house, a very doubtful thing.
ulillillia 2 months ago
also the weight loss could be due to malnutrition and the fat is actually still clogging your arteries for a heart attack
netscapepizza 2 months ago
this made me gag
netscapepizza 2 months ago
Hmmm... I would love to see you guest star on an episode of Mythbusters. I think that would be great. You'd probably have a lot of fun.
With that said, me and my girlfriend eat frozen pizzas on a monthly basis, I'm curious how do you cut your pizzas? I always have trouble, even with a pizza knife.
RainbowNoodleWarrior 2 months ago
Easy: I don't cut the pizzas. I see no point in doing that until pizza sizes get to the 14-inch size or bigger and the frozen ones are typically only 10 inches, occasionally 12.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia What if you were sharing with a friend? Do you have any method in that scenario?
RainbowNoodleWarrior 2 months ago
@Ulillillia, I think its safe to assume that basically all of the contents absorbed into the paper are oils (fats). Thus if you weighed paper towels before and after degreasing, the net change in weight in grams, multiplied by the number of calories per gram in fat would give you the amount of calories you are shaving off. I think you'd need to find a sensitive set of scales however as I imagine the change in weight would not be very large.
c4l1x 2 months ago
Not all of what I soak up is fat. Some of that I would expect to be water (such as steam for example), of which will offset any measurements producing incorrect results. Outside water, some of the content from the crust or the sauce may be included as well, of which also isn't all fat which makes it more difficult.
ulillillia 2 months ago
@ulillillia Thats a good point. You could perhaps leave the towels in a warm place for an hour or so, allowing all the water to evaporate leaving you just with the oils. I'm not sure how you'd deal with sauce or crust getting on the towel though.
c4l1x 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The grease is mostly water, not fat. There is far more fat in the cheese of the pizza then there is in the grease. If you really want low fat pizza, don't put cheese on it. That's really the only solution.
Egoplantt 2 months ago
No, an effective weight loss technique would be to stop stuffing your fat face with pizza.
riddleman65 2 months ago
@riddleman65 This is funny because he is not fat.
RainbowNoodleWarrior 2 months ago
that is a pizza. i am hungry
ross2694 2 months ago
Whats kind of pizza is that
zaplocked 2 months ago
chris dane owens liked this
R193L1 2 months ago
Hi ulillillia, would you ever consider setting up a paypal account or P.O box so fans can donate/send you items?
sora000111 2 months ago
I'm hearing "90 to 140pounds". How can that be a weight loss?
LunaVorax 2 months ago
@LunaVorax
190-something to 140
HerbertTheHamster 2 months ago
@HerbertTheHamster Thank you
LunaVorax 2 months ago
Ulillillia, I hope you are aware of how bad all that sodium is for you. You can get other frozen foods, including frozen vegetables, and they aren't hard to cook. I know you don't only eat pizza, but it seems like it's 90% of your diet. Why don't you eat other foods?
Butzo 2 months ago 2
@Butzo Actually, he only eats pizza
Microwavish 2 months ago
Have you tried weighing the paper towel before and after you apply this procedure?
raforther 2 months ago
Using multiple towels really is necessary though. In my experience less than 1/2 of the total grease is removed with the first towel. I also don't cover the entire pizza, preferring to use a single towel, folded, and attacking only 1/3rd or so of the pizza at a time.
jamesrudess 2 months ago
I eat a decent amount of frozen pizzas and I've been doing this ever since I first read about it on your site, quite a few years ago. It's definitely worth it in my opinion.
jamesrudess 2 months ago
pizza is not a good weight loss food to begin with. that pizza has 1800 calories and 600 from fat
DonutsRGreat 2 months ago
If what you say is true that you only eat pizza, you really should consider expanding expanding your diet to include a sizable portion of fruits and vegetables as well as daily exercise. You may be skinny but you may also be very unhealthy.
segagenesis1989 2 months ago
@segagenesis1989 Hes a vegetarian, he doesn't exercise I think, but you don't NEED exercise to be healthy, if you eat the right foods and maintain your weight you can be fine without the exercise.
foofiter9097 2 months ago
@foofiter9097
Actually that isn't the case. Regardless of one's balanced diet, a sedentary lifestyle can lead to problems later in life.
segagenesis1989 2 months ago
@segagenesis1989 : May be very unhealthy???? If he only eats that heavily processed pizza then he is most definitely unhealthy in a multitude of ways.
kiherlaly 2 months ago