Zero Punctuation: Peggle

[AJMontyBird]

That about sums up my mom, come to think of it. Bejeweled is her favourite form of crack. >.>

[Somebody121]

These things get de-synced way too often

[bassline0121]

Was that a comma?! in zero punctuation?!

[DarthRevan916]

Yahtzee should review Infinity Blade I or II.

[X9fingerninjaX]

Well that was nice. Time to listen to free bird.

[rockinsparzy105]

I'm still not entirely sure why it's called Zero Punctuation. Is doesn't feel like Yahtzee talks fast in his older reviews compared to his new reviews. Infact, he sounds like he's talking a little slowly. Maybe I've just seen so many Zero Punctuation reviews, that his older reviews seem like they're a lot slower, or maybe he didn't edit his old reviews as much as his new ones, and that's why they seem a lot faster, because he actually doesn't talk that fast in real life.

Lol.

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@rockinsparzy105 He does talk fast, but in the edits, he basically cuts out the breathing breaks and whatnot. It's all tradition for him, since he started with the titles of 'Fully ramblomatic reviews.' Where he basically was just satirizing ranting critics.

[rockinsparzy105]

@AwesomeSauce1000

I know that.

I'm just saying his voice dosen't seem that fast to me. Maybe I've just seen so many Zero Puncuation reviews, that I don't notice it anymore. I don't know.

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@rockinsparzy105 aha, as a fellow ZP fan, I can confirm this theory. Watching him enough, he seems to be talking at a regular speed. Bu to everyone normal, he's a fucking speed-demon

[Infiniteskyguardian7]

Freebird for the win

[NumidiumsRG]

I downloaded the demo on my xbox while I had a friend over just for the sake of it, and we laughed our asses off for a solid 45 minutes at least.

[BeNotNormal]

I'm not a fan of most of PopCap's games. The only one I like (and by like I mean can't stop playing) is Plants Vs. Zombies. I've never really like those puzzle-y type games; I'm more interested with creative, unique games with puzzle/problem-solving elements, strategy, good writing, and interesting stories. PvZ doesn't have much plot, but it gets away with it by being so goddamn good.

[MrAce821]

my mom played a main stream game and kicked my ass on it

[MrCaptainBreakfast]

Simon Peggs!!!

[PureZOOKS]

Desynched.

[LoneOcarinaPlayer]

tihs is outsynched

[Infernisle]

Lol. He said dosh.

[darkflyes]

I did and oh man thanks for the idea.

[DemonicDickHead]

Who Google image searched housewife with the safe search off?

[ShadowWolfRising]

my mother and aunt like this game.

[camofire096]

this must have been one of his first. hes speaking very slow and not so zero punctuation-ish. hes also a bit not clear.

[WaspeProductions]

hehe. Peggs

[Killerzerg117]

anyone notice his voice isnt as lively as it is in all his other reviews?

[Dragon2802]

my mum kicks my ass at need for speed. Kinda embarrased at that

[thatblargguy]

Zero: maybe pick up a copy for your wife so she stops badgering you for sex

Me: HMmMMmm

Wife: Did you get me anything for my birthday

Me: I can tell you what I didn't get you

[zeratulsoulB]

@thatblargguy His name isn't Zero you idiot.

It's called ''Zero Punctuation'' because he doesn't pause during a sentence.

[kwpunit]

@thatblargguy His name is Yahtzee

[mongolianape]

@thatblargguy FOR FUCKS SAKE POEPLE!!!! HES NAME IS NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOOOOOOOOOOT ZERO!!!!! ITS YAHTZEE!!!!!!

[mrgerry123]

@mongolianape actually it's Ben Crosshaw

[mongolianape]

@mrgerry123 Ben "Yahtzee" Crosshaw. correct me if im wrong but, the Yahtzee part is hes name if hes the guy with the awesome hat,right?

[mrgerry123]

@mongolianape yatzee was the surname of the main character in his first game. He has sort of adopted it as a nickname. Yh the guy in the trilby hat represents Yatzee (Ben Croshaw).

[mongolianape]

@mrgerry123 I KNOW THAT! im just saying to that smug dumbass up in the top comments that hes not called zero. just Yahtzee or just Ben or Ben Yahtzee or Ben Crosshaw or Ben Yahtzee Crosshaw, i dont care. its just iritating that idiots like that get top comments that dont even fit. unless that sonic guy said it of course. then it would make sence on a sonic review. and we all know thats as likely as Yahtzee doing a JRPG review!

[serventofchaos]

@mongolianape he has done a couple a JRPG reviews... he doesn't like it but he did it.

[mongolianape]

@serventofchaos thats what i meant:its RARE! just like sonic reviews. i sometimes think he dislikes sonic more then jrpgs!

[rocketjeepinc]

@thatblargguy His name is Yahtzee, not Zero. That's pretty funny though XD

[CristianApostol]

my mom ownd at super mario bros and contra 2

[KamakaziPilotSchool1]

i love me some peggle! good lord i see SUPER FEVER in my sleep sometimes...

[Kossimer]

What is this, a review on Peggle or PopCap? I do agree on the point he makes about luck though.

[ThatOtherGuy201]

Holy crap, that's freebird? It sounds so calm from the title!

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge ROFL

[fallenhero0067]

i am actually enrolled in the university of smartarse

[amy0w0]

*googles "housewife"*

[Spruxy]

Liiiiiiiiiiiitle bit out of sync...