Billy T. James - Te News 1

[partyrockanthem1998]

haha he was a legend

[SanAndreasVagos]

fucking bloody hillarious, i wish billy T was still alive today

[KoRnDuDe19886]

LMAO!!!! Billy T. James is a legend!

[CaylenBro]

good ol' kaikohe aye

[jaytee8338]

youa re a kiwi icon, and nz loved you..

[GuitarProNZ]

@jaytee8338 *loves not loved :D

[jaytee8338]

@GuitarProNZ oh crap, you are so freaking right.. loves..

[lutiff]

@GuitarProNZ He is actually dead you know.

[GuitarProNZ]

@lutiff yeah i know doesn't stop me from loving him still

[pickledfrogs]

Yeah I know he's half Maori and half Scottish but I'm referring to the laugh he puts on, it's funny but not his real laugh.

[codemannz]

Best comedian who ever lived! No one can top him.

[nollyp1]

no matter how many times I watch these clips I laugh. makes me homesick.

[TristenWiremu]

God I love NZ.

Wish he was still here, Billy was crack up!

[1000Demons]

But, to my main point: I agree with the previous speaker. Why's this clip gone so political?

Let's enjoy it in the spirit it was meant under, minus the bullshit.

[1000Demons]

Aye, too true!

We can't cut it with the big boys?

Well: a) Depends what you mean. We're but slightly above 4 million strong and are still the greatest rugby nation you will find b) we pretty much FATHERED nuclear power (Rutherford predates Einstein) c) we have a K-1 champion (the Yanks haven't even done that) plus many other achievements.

If you're embarrassed by NZ, please, by all means, feel free to fuck off. You won't be missed.

[lopaaione]

Bludy hell how did this Billy T vid get so political. Enjoy the laugh and cut the rubbish out.

[kervilkiller]

LMFAO!!!!"i fine you $100" and the man respond "oh yeah where you find it" lolz

[Fightingthepower]

haha lol but billy ts awsome

[Jett1250]

no wtf its rugby are you even from nz?

[smroggen]

just brilliant!

[Baydude98]

It's the "Eh, fulla"

[herculesmamea]

the 5 dislike were from aussie's

[lePillierDroit]

MALO BILLY! the best comedian.

[BlueKikorangi]

You are the Man Billy!!! Te Weather... I'm gonna use this from now on!!! Chur brother!!!

[matmatoo]

Billy is a fucking legend, good on ya mate!

[20101956ful]

mytonprop dumb pom

[fluerty123]

We miss you billy

[453jack]

Billy is timeless and i am proud to be kiwi and grown up on Billy!

[AntiProUltra]

i thought this guy was hilarious when i watched his show back in the early 80s but now... meh ¬_¬

[porkypinekiwi]

addington is stink too, may aswell go to work, haha that whole video was so funny thanks

[diggitydoodah]

Aw Billy T -  this brings back lots of fond memories of the whanau all gathered in the lounge watching tv....gone too soon Mr James.

[mytonprop]

lame

[bravoboy1234]

@mytonprop typical fucking pom.....always moaning about something.

[vaea46]

lol at the police joke - they have nothing to go on - epic - and the whole is so big -THEY ARE LOOKING INTOO IT - haha EPIC EPIC EPIC.. dam im samoan, and Billy T to me was the best NZ comedian of all time. i grew up watching this dude. CHUR CHUR Brother R.I.P

[shakytewhenua]

thats because you are proberly russian?

[mytonprop]

niet comrade...i just dont get the sence of humuor out here ,,i wish i did ,,i suppose they dont get mine too ,,i find talking to most kiwi men like talking to an 8 year old,,,you are a friendly enough bunch i suppose so i will make allowances..

[stevestoner13]

You can talk, you stoic Russians.

[akasuperted]

Well there no room for you here in NZ.  Come back when you feel you have that carrot stuck up you arse out.

[mytonprop]

sorry are you trying to be funny?? if so you are failing miserably like all your fellow kiwi coutrymen...all you bang on about is new zealand this kiwi that fisher and bastard pykel bastard washing machines new zealand made this that and the other,,

[aaktow]

@mytonprop least we an't fucking poms. fuck you and your fucking queen

[IcyEsss]

@mytonprop sorry but what are you talking about??? i have never found this, especialy the fisher and pykel bit, i have never heard that, heck i didnt even they were made in NZ.

i would love to now how you got this opinion.....

anyways i have always found kiwi humor hard to get but once you have it your 'away laughing'

...sorry, bad pun. lol

[mytonprop]

@IcyEsss ,,look all i mean is the humour out here is very different to british humour,,

im finding it frustrating because back in th uk i would make a joke and usually get a laugh or two but here i make jokes and 99% of the time it just goes over the kiwis heads,,they just dont get irony or sarcasm,which is what britsh humour is built on were i find the kiwi homour to be very child like ,,custard pie in the face or slapstick if you like??

[pgc19]

@mytonprop C'mon man, I'm sure you know better than to judge an entire country's sense of humour based on a few people you know. What's Flight of the Conchords if not ironic?

[atech246]

@mytonprop sarcasm's not humour you cum stain thats why nobody laughs because your not funny

[mytonprop]

@atech246 when did you last make someone laugh???

i know when your girlfriend saw your small cock you ..

[atech246]

@mytonprop your still trying for a laugh and still failing................. :0)

[mytonprop]

@atech246

new zealand built by britains ,,run by idiots,,

[atech246]

@mytonprop ooh another fail

[mytonprop]

@atech246

ill be honest with you just ask any brit who lives here and 99% wil tell you the same thing ,,they will all say its a great country but god dam it the people are very backward,,you go to any work place in nz and a huge amount of the senior management are british FACT why is this ,??,well it because you kiwis just dont have this wonderfull thing us poms have called initiative.no common sence,,well we dont mind as it makes us look good. and by the way you wont win the world cup

[atech246]

@mytonprop bahahahahaha FAIL!

[mytonprop]

@atech246 whats it like being seen as australias thick poorer neighbours,,new zealand the land where fuck all ever happens

[sarahsky100]

@mytonprop Poor stupid hater. If youre claiming to be so much better than us, you might want to learn how to spell a word as simple as 'sense' for a start. Idiot.

[maristsp]

@mytonprop you know you basically just called yourself soft. .

typical of soft pomys always taking the easy way out. while the kiwis are still doing the manly stuff out on the farm or sorting out tourism which is where the REAL money comes from.

haha brits are just suits, too soft to compete in rugby or to even fight their own war . . cant do it so call in the real men while u have a nice tea party and touch each others penis'.

[mytonprop]

@maristsp

by rugby i asume you mean rubgy union???

rugby leagues the harder game and i played in the front row for 25 years ..and lets see how you kiwis do against england in the up coming 4 nations...

never worn a suit

never had a tea party

and never touched anybody elses penis

typical dopey kiwi .you think all english men are like hugh grant and wear suits and bowler hats...oh and as for fighting wars if it wasnt for great britain you would proberbly be speaking japanese today,,,

[maristsp]

@mytonprop haha ur a fucken typical pom, u think ur so superior, if it wasnt for us ud be speaking fucken japanese. . who do think was responsible for nuclear power? . . haha english rugby league is soft too, compared to the nrl, which is dominated by kiwis nowdays.

. . just face it, compared to us u guys are just a bunch of softcocks. .

and ur comment on nz humour is a joke. . u dont like it coz ur used to pg rated pussy stuff. watch nz sporstcafe or game of two halves.

[mytonprop]

@maristsp

so whats your point? just another rant from another insecure kiwi prick

[maristsp]

@mytonprop my point is everything about ur culture is pussy. .

ur soldiers, ur footballers and ur humour.

[mytonprop]

@maristsp

what do our very brave british solidiers have to do with anything

????

our soccer players are all overpaid wankers i will give you that one...

[maristsp]

@mytonprop haha their soft. and in my country rugby is football not soccer.

[mytonprop]

@maristsp

your country...???



[maristsp]

@mytonprop in nz the rugby codes are called football.

[Jett1250]

@maristsp no its not im from new zealand

[maristsp]

@Jett1250 yes it is. have you ever heard of friday night football on sky sport?

[fruitbowlnz]

@mytonprop Why the fuck are you in Nz you obviously hate it so much. We dont want you if all your gonna be is a stuck up prick who whines about everything. Maybe if you came off your high horse you might see that britain not fucking as perfect as you say it is. people like you piss me off.

[gotahavehouse]

@fruitbowlnz

He's right though this place needs a kick up the ass to sort our shit out ,,we are in danger of falling in real shit. we need more top people from places like the uk with more experience to move this country forward .we just dont have what it takes to stear this country through the tough times..i spent 5 years working in england and its a different world ,,new zealand is being left behind because we are in denial and will not face facts we just cant cut it with the big boys,,

[hammersmithdays]

@maristsp I am a 'Pom' who lived in NZ for six years in the 1990's- a brilliant country and Kiwis are good people- but you lot (and the Aussies) should be extremely glad it was us and not the Spanish who found you three hundred years ago or you'd be another Phillipines or Mexico.

[maristsp]

@hammersmithdays really coz abel tasman was the first european to set foot in nz, he named the land niu zeeland(or something like that) . . by the time the english arrived the french, dutch and americans were already here.

if the spanish had come then the same thing would have happened, they would have been driven out like the english by the DIVIDED maori tribes and forced to sign a treaty if they wanted a peice of the land. . so no nothing like mexico or phillipines.

[notmemate]

@maristsp- Best check up on your history mate. The Spanish would have brought out the conquistadors and shot the Maori tribes into oblivion (not sure about this community of French, Americans and Dutch you're on about- can you name a source?)

Treaty?

The Catholic dominated Spanish and Portuguese had no interest in peace- they were there to crush all indigenous culture and replace it with a Papist doctrine- look at the entire Central & South American continent.

Again- check your world history.

[maristsp]

@notmemate so how come the english didnt shoot the shit out of the maoris?

if you knew anything ud know that new zealand was born after the british and the maori signed the treaty of waitangi.

there were dutch, american and french whalers here as well.

this is new zealand not south america. the british tried to crush the maoris but they couldnt, why would the spanish be any different, at this point the british were the most powerful empire in the world.

again- check your history.

[boarderx113]

@maristsp

couldn't? Nah bro, the reason they wanted to sign the treaty is pressure back in britain to not be sad cunts to other people forced them to sign it. The british didn't want to fight the Maori in the first place actually, it was maori resistance to occupation which set off the wars, not saying they didn't have a right to resist occupation, but we the british didn't try and "crush the maori". less than 1% of it's available army was sent here. they obviously didn't give two fucks.

[boarderx113]

@maristsp

Lol you don't know your history. The British weren't driven out?!?! The Maori all along the great south road and as far as Kororareka or modern day Russel were all conquered. It was only the northern Maori of Whangarei who are "undefeated" as in not forced into unconditional surrender by british troops. But the british didn't send many forces here anyway if they wanted to they could have wipped out the local population.

[maristsp]

@boarderx113 i didnt mean driven out of the country. the maori all fought in seperate tribes and even against each other so ur '1%' pretty much works both ways. . u have 2 understand the type of people ur fighting. . a proud people like the maoris could never be conquored or live under the the 'absolute' rule of a foreign people.

[boarderx113]

@maristsp

Yeah I know the 1% works both ways but what I'm saying is they could have sent 10% and then the Maori would have had no show and if wiping out the local population is what they wanted they could have achieved it. And ofcourse the Maori are a proud people, and of course they never would have accepted absolute foreign rule but then again neither has any other people. Occupation and "control" has only ever worked for short-ish periods of time in the grand scheme of things.

[maristsp]

@boarderx113 not really. . in the phillipines they got battered into submission. same as all the african countries. . . then you have people like the maoris or the vietnamese. you think the english are so superior with only 10% of their army lol. . when the british arrived in new zealand there was around 1million maoris, big, strong, aggressive and smart! remember they invented trench warfare, they could use the thick bush to their advantage. not very easy!

[boarderx113]

@maristsp

No they didn't invent trench warfare, trench warfare was used in the Boer war. Not that trench warfare is anything to be proud of, it's a fucking terrible way to fight. WW1 = perfect example of what a shit tactic that is, so if you wanna claim that then go ahead. Thick bush to your advantage? yes that is very easy when you are defending which they were. 1million formerely big strong maori, who were then crippled by disease they had no immunity to.

[maristsp]

@boarderx113 haha last i checked the new zealand wars happened a little bit before the boer wars. . my point is that wiping out the entire population would have been virtually impossible for the british at that point in time!

[boarderx113]

@maristsp

Yeah you are correct about that, but even so, Ill just jump back a few thousand years and let you know that Roman Legions also used trench warfare, they would entrench themselves at night before an enemy to protect from arrows and if a night attack was launched by enemy forces they would use there spears and swords to kill their enemy from below. Sounds remarkably the same as what Maori did. But that's neither here nor there.

[mhai019]

@boarderx113 stop trying to sound clever. You are not.

[boarderx113]

@mhai019

Hey, I never claimed to be clever. I just want the facts straight. People all over these videos are talking so much shit about white people, I just want to clear the air and point out the faults of both sides in the shitty way the colonisation of this country was handled.

[gotahavehouse]

@maristsp what a fuckin stupid comment

[MySammypoo]

@mytonprop And if it wasn't for a kiwi, you would be speaking German.

If there is one man credited with winning the Bayyle of Britain, it is Keith Park. kiwi born and bred.

[mytonprop]

@maristsp

oh and your pic of scummy bill silliams is very very gay

[AchillesGuy]

Billy T. Al The Way! Kiwi Comedy RULEZ!

[realMAORImean]

I miss Billy T man hes a crack up so much need more people like him today. haha go kaikohe. Thanx for uploading love his laugh.

[floydgirl7]

Billy T we love you xxxx

[jenna145645678]

he is so awesome. y did he had to go so young?

[drunkencoconut2007]

LMAO BILLY T

[hemiBRO1]

Hahaha winter's looking stink so you may aswell go to work

[ClassicKiwiTv]

Great Kiwi Comic

[ventea]

RIP Billy!

[Redroosda]

I'm watching it again. Man Billy T was the man. I wish that he was still alive and that he was still cracking those jokes. R.I.P Billy.

[truffles248]

Where did you Find it?! HAHA!

LOL

[insanemaster]

chur !! classic NZ comedy

[maxthemuss]

tumeke brova

[naffynuck]

mean maori mean! yeah!

[mcowain]

hey just wondering where that saying mean maori mean comes from?

[joytech29]

wow noone posted in nearly 4 months!

wow this dude rocks! LONG LIVE HIS FILM!

[joytech29]

i mean his films

[purpleiceprincess]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[aikikel]

he's just gorgeous, one of the funniest commedians I've ever seen

[flux187]

ahh.. the good ole 80s tv shows. i always remember watchin this show as a kid. brings back the memories

[01mclaren]

Haha what an awesome dude!

[badlyposted]

he said it was inspired by Maori kids and yeah that laugh can make anybody laugh

[pickledfrogs]

I love that maori laugh.

[drftgrl]

hahaha me too. and the bro accent

[karo1234123]

@pickledfrogs little fact , he is half scottish and half maoru