Drunk Bees

[dmx07071]

Allah says: {O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, and monuments and an abomination of Satan, avoid, that ye may prosper. Satan wants only to excite enmity and hatred in the wine and gambling, and hinder you from remembrance of Allah and from prayer: will ye not then abstain?} Table, 91-90

Islam forbids alcohol, drug abuse and the seriousness of the human world and the Hereafter.

[salpha22]

I wonder if the film crew instigated this or if they caught this naturally.

[mcbobsplat]

Damn you Gervais!!

[obiwanobiwan13]

I'll never doubt Ricky Gervais again...

[obiwanobiwan13]

I'll never doubt Ricky Gervais again...

[bromaier]

@InFlames511 That's why we have a justice system (the bees don't die; they're punished), you superficial douche.

[RD7ARBI]

سبحان الله

[160sharp]

i didnt think this was actually serious ricky was being serious! lmao!

[Mr0101az]

سبحان الله



[IzaFaqat]

Who else googled "Drunk bees knocking about" ?

[SploogeForTheWin]

This is legit? Sweet.

[MrBleedingFingers]

@InFlames511 Hitler fully agrees with you

[3umda99]

النحل اذا شرب من ماده مسكره وعاد للخلية يتم معاقبته بقطع أرجله وطرده

[InFlames511]

Humans should learn from this. Defective individuals should not be kept alive at the expense of society.

[IvenGard]

"WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY LEGS, CHARLIE MURPHY!?"

[EntertainmentDr]

what was the name of that tv series ?

[EngNaruSuks]

Lightweight...

[Salger12]

Holy shit, are bees muslim or something? Rejecting alcohol and then cutting off the limbs of criminals?

[TheDXRT4325]

@Salger12 lol

[WhatTheDuckVids]

Damn, those bees need a labor union. 

[twiztidMage]

hahahaha

[HyvelTjuven]

I'm here because of Karl Pilkington...

[twiztidMage]

@HyvelTjuven hahahaha me too!

[Doomshayde]

You can buy a new couch....WTF am I supposed to do about my legs?

[antdude]

I wonder if ants do the same.

[PlentyDesignss]

0:55 Is he spanking him? :L

[crazymothaofa]

@PlentyDesignss

yes sir... yes he is lol

[FakeApology]

@Shinimegami86 Nothing like a fresh cup of sexism in the morning, eh?

[jacklint2]

@FakeApology They are, google it

[FakeApology]

@jacklint2 No, I know. I was just pointing out it was sort of sexist that worker bees were identified as male in a documentary about bees. Re-read my comment, I think you'll get what I meant.

[vandaii]

@theMixBandit Hehe, so did I man. Karl Pilkington and his infinite wisdom!

[sailornaruto39]

they should be arrested for drinking and flying!!

[ALEXtheMINER12]

thumbs up if you heard this on the Ricky Gervais show :D

[parisafarzana]

cool that's why honey is halal..they are so strict to keep honey from any kind of intoxicating element!!! subhanallah :)

[TheBassoProfondo]

When will these bees learn that prohibition doesn't work! Can't a bee get his buzz on after a hard day?

[spiritualitydesire]

Most of the non-Muslim people will hate the bees after watching this video, because they apply the Islamic law. (haha just joking)

[canuckster24]

Well I thought Ricky Gervais was full of s---, guess I was wrong.

[cinnomonsinner]

DRUNK BEE: h hey guys WHere iz da party x)l-let m me cum in (hiccup)

BOUNCER BEES:get the fuck out of here or well bite your legs !

[trinbr]

i like how they rule no bulls***

flow the rules or get ur legs cut off hahahaha

[hammer247]

you gonna take my legs? .... i can fly bitch

[Dogma1Laboratories]

The bee is female.

[AznNerdz]

oh god. thats really.. disturbing.

[antdude]

Where's the rest of the video? :(

[ArcaneArteest]

The action the bees take toward the drunk bee is one of the most responsible aspects of the animal kingdom I've ever seen

[algiasphere]

Good thing I'm not a bee.

[sadanjd]

#LOL

[xNoGutsNoGlory]

noope. Noppe. Female. Lmfao.

[PirateGingee]

wow. if my dad came home drunk one night i wonder if my mum would chew his legs off :')

[danmcc]

Humanity?? don't you mean beeanity?

[MzTizzleCakez]

Why did they bite his legs off for and what was the big deal of them doing that he was only drunk...? Somebody whos an animal expert please explain this to me...?

[TheLovelymix]

@MzTizzleCakez

its all about honey, its used as medicine for a lot of diseases especially in eastern countries، in QURAN honey is blessed also & some religions forbids drinking anything alcoholic & its not for nothing so just imagine how a drop of spoiled honey would do to the whole honey! & if there is no punishment all the bees will follow the same attitude as that bee & a lot of them will be drunk, so there will be no use of that spoiled honey (eat honey made of sugar is better than that)

[muckypup7]

He's really legless then lol

[sraldleif]

Bahahaha, I'd be pretty pissed if when I woke up after a night of drinking and my buddies chopped my legs off as a joke.

[eemanful]

mind your manners

[eemanful]

It is only natural, when it wants to ruin its society. there should be also strict and sever rules for drunk people who ruin the human society as well.

[blaaskaak666]

Except humans don't exist to serve society, society is a form of coexistence meant to improve the lives of its members, you fucking commie!

[Campernicus]

You'd think they would take off his wings instead of his legs... for flying drunk

[PascalHoomiku]

All the nerd bees got sick of their jock bee roommate coming home drunk every night and smashing their stuff, so they decided to kick him out... PERMANENTLY.

[Belthaz0rzReloaded]

dedley bes

[RollingBoBo]

BEES? GOONS' WORST FEAR

[ArcticSheep]

It's natural justice... bee style. lmfao

[my3user3isnt3stupid]

been there done that.

[Wesmosis]

is that true?

[nelcandress]

yeah its true, there are guard bees that punish the drunk lazy ones. seriously!! crazy ay......but somehow awesome.

[kull218]

W.....T......F....!

[morsimaniman]

Piss"ead

[lexidizzle]

Yeah, worker bees are all female. Nice research there, Animal Planet

[urbynwyldcat]

Fascists!

[darknessincarnate56]

why isn't everyone laughing their asses off?

[oncempct]

Good thing they do not get DUI! LOL

[YeMeNaMe10]

if i were him, would prefer to go to ants hive!!may be will be less than losing my legs

[Souldjah008]

Islamic Lawz

[PsyberKayos]

o_O <- my face after watching this. That's all I have to say..

[IamNowJMAN]

Fucking bees. What do they do to the bee just back from a coke binge?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

rip his wings off?

[sharpezor]

They aren't killing the drunk bee because hes drunk but because hes acting defective and, like most animals, have a strong eugenics program.

[lTHRICEl]

It was still a funny caption. lmao

[ProserpinaFC]

drunk = defective, so what's your point? XD (joke)

[HiyoruMikiyazoya]

@sharpezor thank you for clarification

[Galvanidze]

@sharpezor

What eugenics if that worker bee does not procreate anyway?

[grokent]

@sharpezor It's not eugenics if it wasn't able to reproduce to begin with. Only drones or queens could be considered for eugenics. Also, the video referred to him as male when all worker bees are female. I call shenanigans.

[sharpezor]

@grokent Yes, I agree. you are right, so is Galvanidze. What I meant to say was Euthanasia program, like how the nazis got rid of the "unfit" mentally challenged and disabled.

[ashtonnesmith]

@sharpezor If we had same program I don't think i would be commenting on your awesome comment.

[sharpezor]

@ashtonnesmith hey me neither

[Hrko1992]

@sharpezor yea yea i understand. theyre like us :D just like we put retards in special schools and mental patients in an insane asylum =) far away from society, from us. I didnt know bees were so much like us, smart bees :D

[Artanis667]

@sharpezor Luckly human's haven't reduced themselves to acting like wild animals... yet

[sharpezor]

@Artanis667 I guess you're unaware of much of "history" like the holocaust

[HelloAgain151]

@sharpezor I'm pretty sure Artanis667 was joking.....you were joking, right? Tell me you're joking.....because it doesn't seem exactly obvious, so maybe you're being subtle......but you were definitely joking, right? Because you can't be serious.....you just.....you can't................

[sharpezor]

@HelloAgain151 Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up. Joking about what? My initial comment was, sort of.

[HelloAgain151]

@HelloAgain151 I was talking about Artanis667 joking, or that I was hoping they were joking.....not you.....why be angry?

[Artanis667]

@sharpezor As a whole I ment. Also, rounding up masses of the same species, of a certain "race" (as a polar bear is to a grizly bear) has never been done by animals. We humans can and do, excede the unloving nature of the animals. The point was that we don't like along the lines of "only the strongest survive".... yet. They tell you it's a "dog eat dog world" our love, compassion and empathy sets us far apart from animals. Unfortunately we're set apart also in an equal and opposite way of love.

[BunnyN]

Why does the narrator keep referring to the bee as a "he"? I thought all worker bees were female.

[CountArtha]

It's the fucking Animal Planet, dude.

[Watermark0n]

It's a drone.

[djramen]

Hah, harsh society the bees live in :/

[ElDoritoBandito]

BEEES!!!

\0-o/

[LastOrders3]

Never EVER show this to your wives and girlfriends.

You'll only give them ideas.

[dybeen]

So true.

[magog1138]

WTF? Those people don't notice a LEGION OF FUCKING BEES living not 5 feet away from them? I'm sorry, but if I were a guest at that party I'd be "So , Jim! Great dibs man, but did you guys ever notice the 100,000 fucking buzzing bees about an arms-length away next to your fucking garden? What the fuck, Jim? Are you TRYING to ruin our friendship?"

[oboztas]

lol

[shamille724]

I KNOW! who has a party next to their beehive!?

or maybe all the people are too drunk to notice.

[SweetHomeCalifornia]

lmao!

[xNoGutsNoGlory]

@magog1138 lets get married.

[magog1138]

@xNoGutsNoGlory Well, If you're a guy, we're outta luck 'cause California outlawed gay marriage. :P

[1AllNamesUsed1]

@magog1138 dude chill, it's just for TV

[KampferXeon]

@magog1138 It doesn't take a genius to realize that that's a human-made beehive...

[coolsomeXD]

@magog1138

There to wasted to notice.

[mockduckcompanion]

i fucking hate the narrations they use on american nature shows. give me attenborough-esque seriousness or give me death!

[Darmikalus]

I have no idea how the narrator kept from pissing himself laughing.

[qxe4]

its true .. i believe on that. bees been ordered to take the right path ... and this is there punishment of being drunk . ahhh i wish we can be at least like the bees !!

[chrisswiss83]

Yeah, you get drunk, we eat your legs.  That's a great idea.

[Aerosmitherines]

what are you a mormon or something?

[kingg4l]

does any body know whats the name of the show

[elcsandroo]

it's wrong ,, can not be animal drunk

[yoshifighter255]

lol!! 1:00 through 1:01 the bee is like slapping the other1ns ass!!1 LMAO!

[RabbitMB]

lol

[sawbaws]

See I told yeees, but naebody believed me, fell about laughin when i said the bees get pished.....apparently the said sozzled bees dont get back in the hive until ther sober cause they communicate by dance to tell the hive where the honey is, and well pished dancin, they would be all over the place....staight up!

[coolmountains25]

absolutely amazing