Ricky Gervais meets Crouch and Rooney

[urcritic]

Stephen was absolutely awesome in this clip. He's awesome.

[andrew8907]

karl would have made a better rooney



[TheBERNADETTEChannel]

I love the fact that Mrs. Merchant thinks this is the funniest thing her son has ever done! (Although to be fair, the robot dance is pretty bloody funny!)

[CounterNerd]

fuck he's short

[zeramoke]

sorry ricky no matter how much u "cleverly" edge round it and say the right things when appropriate but your a shallow cunt and you jolly well know it. hope u see this. yep ur rich but ur an arrogent shallow self gorging CUNT. luckiest "comic" ever. FAT TWAT even tho uve had a run. its all about karl.

[robertwilsong]

@zeramoke lol you jelly

[slannmage]

@zeramoke

Karl is only funny because of how Steven and Ricky react to him, don't forget they made Karl as well.

[RandomJayne]

Lawl. Stephen Merchant doing THE ROBOT.

[88FingersEddward]

So can I marry Stephen Merchant now, or...

[saidhASIDHadhoHDOHSA]

love to think that they could've completely scratched this whole sketch and just had a one and a half minute still of warwick davies and ian wright would have had the exact same reaction

[ediblehatred]

Ian Wright must nearly die when he watches life's too short

[Bishx43]

ahahaha loooool

[s0nictr0nic]

alright chill out don't have a cow man

[oharding23]

no idea how ian wright got away with saying that at the end!!

[Axerty1234]

@oharding23 because he's black.

[4halliwellt]

Just realised that that's Stephen Merchant and Warwick Davies!

[yidos08]

@gilhamjames Because it is

[bestfifaplayer91]

funny hahahahahahahaha!

[TheKungFuProfessor]

Hey, go easy on Wrighty. After all, he adopted Shaun Wright Phillips!

[ettinfarmer]

Honestly I dont think the guy was patronizing Warwick, it was just a off the cuff remark, he found him funny, as we all did. It's comedy people

[catatonicable]

I dont know what it is about black people, I can't stand em man.!

[GamerGarden]

@catatonicable dont know what it about racist man, i hate em

[catatonicable]

@GamerGarden Are you a Negroid,?

[GamerGarden]

@catatonicable does it matter?

[catatonicable]

@GamerGarden yes

[GamerGarden]

@catatonicable i am humanoid

[Ntalikerhs10]

i love the way crouch runs and celebrates..

[xProGamerUKx]

warrick and merchant

[seekoober]

Here in America I don't know who Crouch and Rooney are, but this skit destroys me every time!!

[ThePickledOnion]

@seekoober if you saw them then you would laugh 10000x harder haha look them up

[seekoober]

@ThePickledOnion Thanks man, it just hits me as so ridiculous.

[iloveneytiri]

@seekoober Football players. Smerch is the same height as Crouch and Rooney is nicknamed Shrek because he looks like him and is famously bad tempered.

[ph03n1xamb1t]

Ian Wright is such a moron.

[lolookphor]

@ph03n1xamb1t yep.

he's got a point though xD

[steve30toon]

I have to laugh at all of the comments giving Ian Wright a hard time because of his innocent remark. Jesus, that is what is wrong with this country today, idiots who go stupid over a meaningless comment. I'm of average height, if he had of said people of average height would every fucker be making stupid comments?! Dickheads with nothing better to do, just enjoy the clips for fuck sake.

[sam8110]

@steve30toon People shouldn't get too worked up by it i agree but it was a bit patronising. 

[nicepandas]

@steve30toon I think you mannaged to miss the point here my dear fellow. Do you see people making fun of a normal healthy person? No. Do you hear people making fun of someone who is abnormally small? Yes..

[steve30toon]

@nicepandas I think you missed MY point dear fellow, he wasn't making fun of a small person, he made an off the cuff remark about someone of less than average height, there is a massive difference. If he had of made the same comment about Stephen Merchant's above average height I can guarantee there would have been nothing said. Idiots with nothing better to do but moan, the same people are the ones who complain to television programmes over inane subjects.

[guitarreilly]

trust Ian wright to be the dumbest fucker on the planet thank god hes not along side Hanson as a pundit anymore lets hope he stays in the slums of channel 5 television forever

[xratedcheese]

patronise Warwick a little bit more Ian Wright

[ZombieChick23]

omg steve running with his hands behind him, even though it's only for a split second it kills me

[sam8110]

@ZombieChick23 same!!!! lol

[Just1c320]

ENGLAND WILL NEVER EVER WIN A WORLD CUP AGAIN!

[BaubleRob]

Ian, let me enlighten you: what you like about little people is that they're little. That's all it can possibly be, since the only difference between average height people and little people is that little people are little. You willy.

[DeathEgg666]

i dont kno what it is about clive warren...i love him man

[doyoureallythinkso]

"I don't know what it is about little people like that, i just love 'em." looool

[Hyperion004]

He's mean and weird looking!

[MsWyndmere]

warren



[Tigarius4]

I don't know what it is about coloured people, I love 'em man.

[HPhenomenal]

@Tigarius4 wow

[MrJoshJazz]

the wave lol



[hackum1]

The Best Bum in W1

[doggyjade]

The way Steve runs is just amazing

[sneakitout]

I don't know what it is about black people, I just love 'em man

[gingergiblet]

@sneakitout Great point you've made my friend.

[mjtrigg]

Congress Tart.

[calcuhater]

@mjtrigg hahaha.

[suubiCentre]

"basically just a squatter with a diary"

[neXib]

Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest men alive, everyone that doesn't like him and still search up his blog and videos, you're the real cunts.

[jameslfc11]

Pilkington " when you're tall, i think people give you a better chance in your career and stuff"

Merchant " yeah, stacking shelves"

Gervais *LAUGH*

[Guvna07]

@stellen11 .... If you don't like Gervais then fuck off cunt!

[KizerKevin]

stay green. stay in the woods. stay safe.

[kes99]

@KizerKevin public health advice for chameleons, love it!!!

[Kedchup]

This is the best thing I've seen Smerch in.

[ItsameAlex]

Is it me or does it seem like Stephen Merchant aint tall enough. I thought he was 6'7 but he seems more like 6'3 next to ricky. How tall is ricky?

[xHelenPx]

@ItsameAlex Ricky is 5ft7, Steve is 6ft7.

[kiwimci]

Is that an upright lizard receiving electroshock treatment?

[whitepanther84]

everytime i watch this i have to stop it 10 seconds early, you can't say that ian! haha

[hasprey]

Head like a fucking orange

[mrfundah]

Does anybody know what the sunglasses are that ricky gervais is always wearing in his new pics?

[caytonxavier]

stop quoting kunts

[stellen11]

oh and there is the trademark gervais (copyright oliver hardy) look into the camera. twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does this cunt only have the one acting trick, which he flogs to death? what a shite actor.

[stellen11]

gervais is a worthless fat cunt. he even highlights this vid as a way of promoting his cunty, prejudiced against short people, trashy new show.

[JSHEP73]

@stellen11 You really have no idea what you are talking about

[stellen11]

@JSHEP73 We'll see what a real cunt gervais is. When it becames painfully obvious that his new series is laughing at short people, not with them.

[CreepyBacon]

@stellen11 That would be a very funny series. Dwarfs like yourself are very funny to laugh at.

[bongolongo89]

@stellen11 fuckkkk offfff

[ItsameAlex]

@stellen11

so you go to his website coz you hate him so much?

[cameronTfool]

is that an albetross on stilts?

[ojmarsh]

It's like a bit of weird art

[jamieailes]

His skull fell off.

[themurge]

a giant stick insect appears to be playing football. Look at its legs go

[gpearson77]

Karl Pilkington has never wore it since.

[liamarioeire]

Shame Ian Wright sounded like a character of the office.

[TehPantheon]

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE THAT I JUST LOVE EM MAN

[seekoober]

Steve has always made me laugh, but his little physical bits here kill me.

Good work on yer boy, Mrs. Merchant!!

[xtrmntr109]

The best thing about this sketch is Smerch doing Salt N Pepa - Push It

[gmvillian]

like an upright lizard recieving electro shock treatment.

[ShowMeYourSkillo]

He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.

[cutes22]

like a bit of weird art.

[jimmyt86able]

and you'll never see an old man eat a mars bar bar bar

[SolidSnakeSaysLOL]

Steve runs like a bit of weird art!

[bobokk]

Ian Wright's the best thing about this clip!

[TheKenfig]

Are you sayin' I'm short like ?

[ChristopherWAM]

I think Steve's mum is right: This is the best thing he's ever done. :)

[samsung54369]

both arrogant cheating wankers

[DJANSO23]

"I dont know what it is about little people man, i just love em"

hahaha

[TheKenfig]

@DJANSO23 Not when they bite your ankles !

[mrfundah]

lol steves parents said this is the best thing hes ever done! haha

[Rosvolainen]

What's all this about Wright's comment? Ooooooh, racist! *makes stupid face into the camera*

[watcher9999999999999]

hahahaha Wrighty at the end ... CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

[kristenlucask]

The 11 people who disliked were little people

[screwattackg1]

Wtf is everyone on about? that's not Rooney. Far too good looking to be him.

[DrWeaselBadger]

hahaha ian wright

[berryboy2006]

wonder how many times, they had to shoot this, before that ball in was perfect.

[donkykong011]

Wayne you little....

[GamerJamer]

Little people is a perfectly PC term, but it sounds really out of order when ian says it !

[diego81990]

HAHAHAHA xD

[TheBlacks198]

stephen merchant is LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY twice the size of warwick davies!!!

[levantos]

Ian Wright is such a nobend haha xD

[rootsraf]

eurgh! Ian Wright you absoute muppet! " i dunno what it is about little people like that, i just love em man!" doughnut!

[mzsimmonz]

LOL i love Ricky Gervais

[resilienceman]

Ian Wright haha little people lol.

[xoSIMONKAxo]

lmaooo

[mattsladey111]

I hadn't seen that before, but was fantastic!

[fremsley001]

that little guy looks more like wayne rooney than wayne rooney does.

[cainey66]

doesnt look like him in the slightest

[shawnadancing]

LOL! The way Steve runs around is hilarious! & his robot is "like a bit of weird art."

"Are you saying I'm lanky?" lol!

[180DegreesYeah]

LOOOL Ian wright at the end

[ollymcguirk]

haha 'i dont know what it is about little people' haha! that was like an extras quote in itself!

[lookingatmykoolshoes]

Ahhhh love Gervais and Merchant! They know how to bring the laughs

[downzymcfc4]

ian wrights a bit of an idiot, missed the irony me thinks.

[xhris94]

lol at ian wright's remark right at the end

[trisoutlaw86]

@xhris94 considering his son his shaun wright phillips yeh!!!

[Loewenthal1]

HAAAAAAAAAA

[777McLovin777]

the crouch guy running makes me laugh everytime

[ukulazy]

can't believe rooney and crouch both did this sketch with gervais

[socialmisfitt]

yes way...go to bed :p

[socialmisfitt]

Hmm..yeah.

I can't lie about that :p

[TezMann]

XD hehe

[socialmisfitt]

I love how we have two different conversations going on.

I think this ones over & done with :P

[TezMann]

Yes. It is. Now. :P

[socialmisfitt]

Actually...KID....now :P

[TezMann]

no way munchkin ;) :p

[socialmisfitt]

I just watched that video for the first time .

pshaha how ironic XD

[TezMann]

hahah. wayne is that you?? :p

[socialmisfitt]

hahaha..that conversation :p

[socialmisfitt]

im creepin on your youtube channel now

i cant help it, i miss yoooou :p

& i wanted to re-read that conversation :p

[TezMann]

miss you toooooooooo lovergirl :p

[socialmisfitt]

Me lie?!

never. :p

[TezMann]

:O YES! LIES!!

[socialmisfitt]

Oh..I think it is you who lies, my friend.

[TezMann]

Pft! Stop lying about me lying! >:(

:P

[socialmisfitt]

Stop lying about me lying about you lying.

Pshh..im an american..we dont lie.

hahaha :p

[TezMann]

now that is definitely a lie ;) :P

[socialmisfitt]

look at all these views :D

[TezMann]

jealous much? :P hahah

[socialmisfitt]

Me jealous?!

never :p

[TezMann]

you lie :P

[lfcfan89]

lol i dnt know what it is about little people like that i just love em

[rockchic21]

steven merchant running om christ im crying of laughter

[AngelsInFlight22]

Wrighty, what a quality laugh!

[marchini87]

bollox, he was offensive

[nimpo46]

tabat, you misk!

[marchini87]

bollox, he was offensive

[tjwoods11]

fuk off hu cares

[Ezek2517]

Little people? HaHa, Ian Wright, classic.

[Piffi92]

Wayne Rooney<3

[adher36]

this is so funny! great vid

[PrisonBreakFanatic]

Funny stuff..lol

_YNWA_

[tsarenvy]

ian wright doesnt get irony - genius

[surething37]

i fucking love this!!

[PaslaruCostel]

:)))

[tenchinatent]

Crouch is a fucking spaz.

No way should he be playing for England.

[urchinlad]

Cunt off, mong.

[tenchinatent]

Crouch is a fucking spaz.

and you know it.

[LacosteLad123]

so simple yet so FUCKING halarious

[didaflam]

loooooooooool

[cosmyn123]

=)))))))

[tomowyatt]

Ian Wrights comment at the end lmao!!!

[unknownreason23]

LMAO, ian wright pwns.

[cyppisek]

brilliant!