Peace with robots in our time

[StalkingRainbow]

beep beep boop beep boop boop beep boop beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee

boop

[sentenal01]

0/10 sage obvious troll is obvious ect The Game

[Eldritchfan]

We robots like fellow travelers and useful idiots.

Hail President Executron, organ sack.

Beep beep.

[freshbreaks1]

You insipid fool. Seriously? Your offended by a satire about post-singularity? You act like a child and lack any true logic, please abstain from intercourse, your genetics are cancerous to the human population and deserve to be filtered out.

[freshbreaks1]

Seriously? Your offended by a satire about post-singularity? You act like a child.

[druidic6]

*rolls eyes and moves on*

[XxTH3xB1LLYxX]

so lets see... it looks like this old pedo got lost somewhere along his way to his political blog and found the onion.. ok well sir the onion is a joke go ahead ban my comment i dont care

[Streich45]

We can not make peace with robots because we can not make peace with ourselves.

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@mgsolidsmoke, the robophobia in your post is obvious. That same fear inspired the ridiculous and misleading Onion satire that you call "a big joke." The only problem is that it fans the flames of the robophobic minority by taking the President's words out of context and even fabricating conspiracy theories involving Executron, the 1st Robotic Congress and even our robo-physicians.

[Awesomeness1I]

@OnionTrollsAlliance please, there is no need to be warning us about our coming robot Apocalypse. i have read this comment a few months earlier and been some research on this and found out only chuck norris can fix this problem.

with around house kick to da face!!!

[mgsolidsmoke]

who the fuck cares? this show is a big joke and not to be taking seriously, accept for the fact that it makes out people for who they really are, like you, a fucking retard!

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

@williamkendrick, thanks for your comments. I agree that The Onion is mostly entertaining, but when they perpetuate robophobic stereotypes by making President Executron out to be some sort electronic Hitler, that's going too far. He's done a far better job than we humans ever did, and Chamberlain said it best: "Peace in our time."

[williamkendrick]

GOD you are PRETENTIOUS!

and annoying

you speak only for yourself; no other humans agree, no matter what they say, they are simply amused with your bullshit. please remember we come to youtube to be ENTERTAINED. any 'exposure' you get here is nothing more than a chuckle echoing with a mouse click, away from your links.. you DO realize that right?? seriously? you dont really think.. god...

you utterly disgust and amaze me with your stupidity. and your lexicon. both are equally funny to me.

[12thRegiment]

No other humans agree, Sir? Who are you to say that we do not? I do, for one. Robots are so much more intelligent than we are, when each new robot becomes self aware, it is already equipped all the knowledge in the world. You have to agree with Leslie Hillerman, a columnist for the Wall Street Journal, when she says, "Praise to the wise ones, our robot masters."

[12thRegiment]

In his book 'Framing the Big Picture', Duncan Birch devotes three chapters (chapters 12-14) to exploring what the earth will look like after fifty years of peace with our robot overlords. He paints a beautiful picture of the sea of robots that will then be completed.

[12thRegiment]

Of President Executron in his 13th term and even more beloved than ever. Of households where we don't rely on humans for relationships any more, but each human has a complete robot family to love him or her without any of the complications experienced by a human family. Now stop for a moment and think, wouldn't you love to live in this wonderful new world?

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

The real question is: Are you able to allow yourself to be happy? True happiness is right at our home - we have only to let it in. Thanks for your comments!

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

Although normally I disagree with Birch, I'm 100% in his corner on this one. Humans have always been afraid of what they don't understand, and of a loss of control. Remember when The Matrix came out in the early 21st century? Humans stubbornly clung to even a post-apocalypic wasteland rather than a virtual utopia. Go figure.

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

Intelligent, rational people agree. But Kendrick represents the robophobic minority.