Punish Hank? Save Hank? YOU DECIDE.

[professermuchao]

"Something that existed only in my imagination, now exists on my hotel bed in Miami, Florida."

Things that sound interesting out of context.

[zombiecamelzzz]

i am currently reading the fault in our stars and im half way through it and it is amazing and wonderful and i was reading it in my 6th grade class room (because im in 6th grade) and i started laughing so hard people thought i was having some sort of attack that is like- bad i just have one complante WHY MUST IT GO i luv it so much that i want to keep reading and reading but i cant because i dont want it to go (:

[Rawlyssa]

God, I love Rainbows.

[jaymeeboh]

I like sushi...and country music...and Nintendo. AM I JOHN????

[Tribalhedgehogs]

@jaymeeboh same



[iamthedocotor]

what about the blufin

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

FTL......... I HAV RAINBOW NERDS LIPGLOSS

[LeNerdGirl]

Oh! I've heard of that... <3

[Mtierney21]

NAPERVILLE! That's where I am!! God, why wasn't I a nerdfighter four years ago?

[Rayne0804]

@Mtierney21 yeah, i know the feeling. i live like 15 miles away from naperville. it hurts me in my heart. :(

[maxsgirl13]

I just finished reading Paper Towns about 5 minutes ago. John.....mind blown. All I can say. Awesome book. Oh, and I might dress up as Margo for next Halloween

[2gigapuppies]

You were in Naperville? ALHNG;LANGKLBN;LKNSDAD THAT'S LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE!



[butcherXXIV]

@2gigapuppies same! gah!

[zoemew]

Wait, what. There is an ad next to this saying "I LOVE YOU, VLOGBROTHERS"

WHAT?

[katnissblue99]

Would Vero Beach high school be in Vero Beach FL?

[TheLunarFire]

This video is so much better now that I've actually read Paper Towns and I understand what this is all referring to.

[SerpentsNightmare]

@TheLunarFire I was going to say the same thing, I just finished it today.

[LizzytheRhetoric]

Where's the bluefin?

[TheBioethicist]

"Something that existed only in my imagination now exists on my hotel bed in Miami, Florida." Best John Green quote, ever.

[PazzSkittles]

1:33 I giggled at that ;)

[crazycookie76]

PLEASE I NEED HEEEELP!! i am new to the ning and if i leave it open on another tab, this noise goes on every second!!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!! what is it and how do i KILL IT!?!?!

[laughlikea]

@crazycookie76 it's the chat box! Click on the bottom right where it says "Nerdfighters Chat | 29 Online" and click the audio button to mute it!

[crazycookie76]

@laughlikea THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! MY HERO!!

[PeaceGeek316]

@crazycookie76 me too someone please help!

[rowena137]

@crazycookie76 Go on the 'chat' page (found in the bar at the top of the page) and next to the smily icon things is the mute button =]

[TheHaberdasherie]

Well, SAVED isn't really any fun for us because we don't get to come up with fun ideas, but PUNISHED mightn't be fair. Perhaps we can come up with a punishment that is more of an UNPUNISHMENT? Perhaps that idea; or perhaps he should compile his own collection of things bought at the BP in Paper Towns. Perhaps with a time limit he should get as close as he can to the Paper Towns shopping list and then eat it.

[homerdude7]

when I check in at my house I get free booze, after paying 12 dollars..... *glug*

[TheChancho123]

do you know what they give you when you check in here?..... booooooooze :)

[Lightlybow]

Such nostalgia from the old theme song!

[jellybelly98rox]

I'm reading Paper Towns and I remembered this video (which I only watched like a week ago anyway) and had to come back and watch it when I got to the road trip part

[mynameisvanille]

rainbow nerds... yumm....

[ArsGratiaArtis87]

@Musicisinmysoul977 No matter what you say, country music still makes me want to carve our my ears with a spoon. You have every right to like it, but I can't stand it.

[ajaandkimmy]

I love Hank's response to John when he answers the phone.

"This is your brother, John."

"Oh good."

[darkphantom269]

I want that shopping bag. I saw the video thumbnail and was like "Oooh nerds!" and then I saw the shopping list and now nothing can satisfy my cravings but the entire contents of that shopping bag.

[thegirlofthelibrary]

he deserves to be punished im sorry to say...

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

I want the "The worse the haircut the better the man" puff level shirt to be a thing that I can buy. I would wear that.

[npsalm121]

i'd have to say i think of hank as more serious than john...maybe that's just because of the puff, though

[Hollyslide]

a faggot is a type of food in england, kinda like a burrito, but english and not like that at all.

[zoladzish]

He's so cuuute.

[crazycookie76]

why are nerds that are half the size of his nerds $2.00 here? why!?! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

[dumbledorerox98]

Hank's voice sounds funny.

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Aahhh... I love John's laugh when he sees the funny face that the MAcbook caught when it froze...

[ScathachWarrior]

SERIOUSLY, it is NOT right to have a video over 4 minutes! SERIOUSLY, Hank needs to be PUNISHED. PAINFULLY.

[Dracosgirl547]

DUDE!!!!! I saw this video once before, and never noticed the reference to my high school, VBHS!!! I knew Vero was awesome!

[pineapplewarriorz]

PUNISH

[TheLavLav]

Did it include a racist confederate T-shirt?

[livetosing4him]

John where did your awesome glasses go??????

[singlexfilexisxlove]

It's your brother, John.

OH, GOOD.

[maddyp52095]

BLUEFIN!?!?

[mzPenguinPantz]

Punish!

[mzPenguinPantz]

I love country

[TheMeg518]

You like COUNTRY music?? oh John... a little part of me just cried... :(

[oogallecta]

punishment.

[ultimatekai]

"Hello, Hank. It's your brother John."

"....Oh good."

Hahahaha

[hotshot3434]

hank was able to make a legitament argument off the top of his head. NICE

[shellfish1010]

Oh God Hank rules.

[mokshalovely]

John has a really sexy laugh.

[lax0rz]

@mokshalovely I know oh my god.

[wizrocker422]

If only there was Bluefin!!

[RachelJoyify]

I want those pretty jokes shirts, very badly.

[elliewellypotterfan]

SAVE HANK!

[BeyondBirthday826]

hank: oh... i heard of that...

[gelingelingx]

Is it just me or does John look like reeeeally handsome here?

[sweetfuckingchrist]

@gelingelingx John is always handsome.

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

@gelingelingx It's the scruff

[AlyReality]

@gelingelingx Is it just me or does John look reeeeally handsome all the time?

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

"oh. I've heard of that." never!

[roro7777777]

Punish Hank.

[jobroFANATIC333]

It's funny that he is in Florida and the books main setting is in Flordia. lol.

[gawmovies]

OMG NERDS! I F*CKING LOVE NERDS!

*ahem* i'm not crazy.

[isastring]

OH MY GOODNESS, VERO BEACH HIGH SCHOOL! No, he went to the competition! Sebastian River High School is better :D

[MrWonderBlast]

they werent just any nerds they were rainbow nerds. GOD I LOVE RAINBOWS.

[ClocksInMyPlace]

John's laugh is so contagious!

[Oreoreogirl]

but will we be brothers after i punish you?? hahahahahaha

[kelseyhm]

alas! You blinked :)

Love your happy dance...AND your laugh..I dont know.

Hm...That sounds odd, but still your laugh is pretty awesome.

[Skorphie]

...You can eat nerds?

[lastonarganogfreinds]

1:13 I did a double take....

John blinked!

[jobroFANATIC333]

@lastonarganogfreinds He Did!

[minnilover]

Hank: Oh.I've heard of that.xD

[fizaanTech]

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW JOHN GREEN BLINK. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

[Danskwalrus11]

johns eyes look realy blue in this vid

[YouThinkWho]

holy sht i went to vero LOL

[dramaticbookworm]

SUSHI, COUNTRY MUSIC AND NINTENDO.

never been prouder to be a nerd

[RainbowNerds103]

OMG It's awesome to see the Rainbow Nerds in your hand... cause our show is called Rainbow Nerds and we get very excited when we here people talking about Rainbow nerds especially you! Haha You guys are awesome!!!!!! Thank you for being so amazing!

[TheWarnerSister]

Dang. I REALLY wanna read Paper Towns now.

Luckily, my English teacher has a billion copies in her classroom! :D

[haleythedinosaur]

@TheWarnerSister you're english teacher is awesome.

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

@TheWarnerSister YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER IS AWESOME! :D

[TheWarnerSister]

@N3RDYG0GGLES Yep... pretty much. :)

[fhavenger09]

original rainbow guy!

[ChristalClear]

RAINBOWS!!!!

[raggamuffins13]

my happy dance beats your happy dance.

[magykflyte6]

@raggamuffins13 no way.

[edmougg]

ummmm @1:30 what the gas and the sweats?!?

[mangob17]

NAPERVILLE? damn my grandparents live there... so close but then again not really as I live in NJ and don't typically visit them in October.... :/

[SabreMaiden]

"Something that existed only in my imagination now exists on my hotel bed in Miami, Florida." John, something is deeply wrong with the way that you phrased that, but nevermind because this vid is two years old in a month.

[SPRxGreenMilexChick]

i am now super psyched to read Paper Towns, in which i have checked out, and is pending im my book "playlist" Thank you! :D

[graybutcolorful]

COME BACK TO NAPERVILLE!!!

[dsdsrockstar]

OMJ!!!! i just got to that part with the food and the stuff. :)

[luvs2danc]

I'M EATING RAINBOW NERDS WRITE NOW!!!!

[sdagirl626]

Firstly, I love his laugh!! And secondly John, you are not the old serious one. Your hilarious too and i'm pretty sure that John mccain doesn't have a pizza shirt with his face con mustach on it.

[TheEvilCommenter]

Punish hank cut off his limbs throw him in a river and let him swim home.

[ChristalClear]

YAya rainbows! and people they help represent!

[BlackRose2354]

oh my god i live in miami fl, that's so cool!

...... wait that was incredibly stupid to tell alot of people where i live.......... it's even more stupid to not erase that comment before pressing the post button.......... oh well :D

Hank should not be punished becuase he is filled with awsomeness on account of being....... well Hank

[CordyBear1]

'Doing things that don't suck, with people that don't suck, makes everything suck less.'

[gagiegirlrocker]

I think that Hank should not be punished at all because he like you is HILARIOUS. And please come to the Gagie School in Kalamazoo, Mi PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT (mainly because I am the only nerdfighter at my school and people need some inspiration

[gagiegirlrocker]

I think that Hank should not be punished at all because he like you is HILARIOUS

[iridially]

This video has 1337 ratings, just sayin. Aaaalso, they're 5 star ratings, which youtube says count as 'Awesome!' ratings. Awesome!

[ZAPdontlook]

come to baltimore, maryland, please!

i think i may be the only nerdfighter at my private school, but that's okay :)

[roadatlas1991]

0:05 vVBHS FTW (ima student)

[LexiTheShortOne]

John "I'm recording this for a video show i do called nerdfighters or brotherhood 2.1."

Hank- " Yeah, I've heard of that."

They are definatly NOT forgetting to be awesome here.

[pseudocaveman]

Wow, the arguments by certain non-Nerdfighters here are both compelling AND intelligent.

Also, since the intended targets for this comment are most likely too stupid to understand it, let me clarify: That was sarcasm, and yes, you are fucking stupid.

ON TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS: I need to read 'Paper Towns' very soon.

[eragonlover1]

I love your shirts!

Hank's reasoning makes sense...but I want him punished anyway...but this happened a year and a half ago...so that doesn't matter.

[timelordcreation]

I'm speachless are you mentally retarded

[iRobotify]

You sir, are notsome.

A.K.A, You suck.

Also, calling someone a faggot isn't an insult. Because it means, and I quote, "a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc." And John Green is certainly NOT a bundle of sticks, as you can CLEARLY see.

[fockya]

sorry but we dont lie in the 1800's anymore. let me clarrify what i meant by fag, with my own personal defintion.

a fag is a geek, man that gets no pussy, a scary person that cant defend themselves, in other words, a man pussy bitch is a fag, they dont have to be gay

so take care faggot!

[iRobotify]

... Are you serious right now? Can you REALLY be that ignorant? Do you even THINK about what you say?

Thou currish hedge-born miscreant!

Thou roguish elf-skinned scut!

Thou gorbellied idle-headed puttock!

Thou reeky flap-mouthed clack-dish!

Be gone with you!

[chives123456]

Hey! What do you have against the elves?

[iRobotify]

@ chives123456,

It's a Shakespearean insult, the type of insults Nerdfighters use.

[chives123456]

But why use one that insults elves? We're nice people Gorsh Emily Dickinson it!

[DefinitelyNotNoah]

@fockya This comment is 5 months old, but I'm gonna reply to it just to mess with you.

With your comment, are you saying that modern-slang is the correct definition, not the... correct definition found in the dictionary? Believing THAT is like, using Wikipedia for every single source of information you need, and if you actually DO use Wikipedia for every singe source of information you need, well, Wikipedia ain't always true.

[DeadlyEarlobesInc]

@fockya Being a geek/nerd is kind of the whole point. Hence the term "Nerdfighters". I thought that was pretty clear. Also, not having sex doesn't make you less of a person. But John is married and has a son, so I can only assume sex occured somewhere in there

[volkswagenminibus]

@fockya Consider yourself pwned. iRobotify defended himself pretty well, if you ask ANY Nerdfighter.

[219kenzie]

@fockya You are as a candle, the better burnt out

[ShelbyLynnD]

@iRobotify You sir, are the very definition of nerdfighter. ( a person who, instead of being made of bones and tissue and guts, is made entirely of awesome.) I thank you. <3

[Samiesmiles9]

@iRobotify He invented "notsome" so if you say it, you like him.

[WhatIfItWasPurple]

@Samiesmiles9 I think he was responding ti a comment, but didn't put the @

[DeiNoNICOs]

@iRobotify I agree but A.K.A. stands for also known as, so technically it would be WM (which means) but it just sounds weird.

P.S. IM NOT TRYING TO BE A BAD PERSON OR INSULT YOU

[MuseLikeCrack]

@iRobotify NERDFIGHTERS!

[KungfuCow5]

@iRobotify Actually it's a unit of measurement for measuring bundles of sticks. Which John is even less of.

[cheshireismycat]

@KungfuCow5 Actually what he said was that you're a whoreson, a Shakespearean insult. Which you are even less of.

Get a life then a a job, sucker.

[KungfuCow5]

@cheshireismycat That makes absolutely no sense and is completely out of sync with this paticular chain of comments.

[cheshireismycat]

@KungfuCow5 That makes absolutely no sense. It's only out of sync with the previous chain of comments.

It does makes sense now unless if you're brain rotted person not to understand that stating something valid or true makes sense.

[TriscuitFan]

@iRobotify While I agree with your sentiment and appreciate the defense, the real reason 'faggot' is not an insult is because there is absolutely nothing wrong or even terribly unusual about being gay or bisexual, which, as far as I'm concerned, is the more salient point, here, antiquated definition aside.

[TheDanielMaloneyShow]

@TriscuitFan That is why nerdfighteria is so awesome, not only do we help decrease world suck but as a community we do not xare about things such as sexuality or race or sex, its like a massive family :).

[madasrabbits06]

"something that existed only in my imagination now exists on my hotel bed in miami florida..."

innuendo!

[elizabethsky27]

Ahahahhaha:P

[WildMossnose]

PUNISH HIM! PUNISH HIM! PUNISH HIM! PUNish him?

[moviemaster132]

come on punish him itill be funny

[ilovelizards]

that FL for u i should know i live here!for now...

[Mrules123]

dont punish hank please do not punish

[myeyesburn1153]

i was at vero beach high school! and got a picture with him. my favorite moment

[MissheardMagic]

Heh heh, even the Bluefin... Awesome. I totally LMAO when they got Radar the pink "World's Best Grandma" shirt =D

[cailet723]

Rainbow nerds. Awesome. Also, fantastic t-shirts.

[CuteHoot5706]

punish hank. lol. :)

[LanceTykeman]

PUNISH HIM.

[MissheardMagic]

Punish!!!

AWESOME Shirt BTW =D

And your hair is awesome... but that doesn't mean you're any better or worse of a man.

[responceman]

Love the shirt

[HarryPotterFreak618]

you people who are still voting do know that he has already been punished :) he had to make himslef look goth and then have a spraypainted green fauxhawk

[ReniFrog]

my bff and i decided after watching this video just now that we think john and hank would make better prez & vp than mccain and palin :D

[PKMNnerdfighter]

ohhailauren. xD

[ReniFrog]

ohai avy :DDD dftbaaaa, ima get working on the mmv sooon, after i finish 1. my second entry to mmv madness, 2. this random cat vid i wanna make, and 3. a Make You Smile mmv...... so its coming soon :DDD

[PKMNnerdfighter]

Hey, Nerdfighters, spam Reni here if you want her to make a Hank Green music video!

[flamewatcher13]

date does not matter punish

[mayboo9]

punish!

[DudeWheresMyMind]

"Oh. I've heard of that."

[webshackk]

punish

[Fralmunk]

Those shirts were made of awesome.

[Diaaakhana]

SAVE HIM!! SAVE SAVE!!

[jknoll2002]

YOU WERE IN NAPERVILLE?!?! Why didn't I know this?!

[someletters0]

i know!!! i'm going crazy because i LIVE there, but i had no clue who he was when he came!!

[senorsqueakydesk]

Why are people still voting on this punishment? Check out the date in the sidebar.

[weasil777]

you guys do realize that voting punish now won't effect anything right? although i agree he should be punished, it keeps the vlogs interesting, or at least makes it more interesting.

[32starajc]

punish him by making a really embarasing video on you tube

[sarondippity]

Well, I was gonna try to be all non-conformist and say that Hank shouldn't be punished, but then I saw all of the people that said to cut Hank some slack and my sneaky little plot was ruined.

[thelastgoodbye13]

Punish. But a good one.

[Greendayrocks789]

Punish Hank!! (lol that's my dog's name...)

[JuuuhLoL]

Punish!!!!!!! ;)

[biigbus]

punish u feel like a asshole save him u fell like a pushover ure choice

[pinkmonkeysrock11101]

PUNISH!!!

[enriqueDFTL]

PUNISH.

[mtg1789]

Louis XVI him. (Yes, Louis XVI-ing is a recognized pastime by the NISS)