Bullshit! S1/E4 End of the World 2/3

[abrashTX]

Oh boy, Hal Lindsey... brings back childhood memories, none of them good. He was spouting the same "End Times" crap back in the 1970s. He just updates his "prophecies" with new names, just like the Hogue guy. It's all dressed-up Dispensationalist BS, a 19th C. fundamentalist Xtian revenge fantasy.

[906087]

seriously, why didn't you post the beginning or the end?

[906087]

Where is the rest of the episode?

[austinthebookworm5]

guy at 6:02 looks like a James Bond villain

[TheMetalwolf77777]

I'm makeing T's that say "I survived 2012" what dose every one think

[federationcaptain]

I would to "fcuk" that model, move some things around, ya know. ;)

[kemp10]

where are part 1 and part 3?

[GTBurns48215]

The Rapture stuff is even bigger bullshit. it's is not even in the Bible, but came from a Scottish minister who heard the revelation of a rapture from the "visions" of a 15 year old girl.

[andykokolis1977]

they are so dum omg

[SkyGuySunny]

The FCUK girl was the best part of this video. The implied rearrangement of those letters is very relevant to my interest in her.

[KhorneliusPraxx]

Mabus = Obama?

tee hee...

I wonder if John Hogue changed his bullshit after the last election.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Getting a little worked up with a crossword puzzle. lol

[ronmann606]

Whats good about this is there will be kick ass parties on December 21 2012 which is a Friday!

[r0llskyay0]

haha silent latin h

[NeverAloneForever]

Wait, why do you only have the second part?

[ASexyChef]

does anyone know the first and last part of this one, I can only find the 2012 ones

[Leatherbubba]

He's way up in Canada someplace!

[906087]

where's the rest?

[MrSyrett]

2:53 ........ WTF?

[zzztano1zz]

dont compare orwell with the bible you sucker !

[Jokawolf]

yeah the bible sucks balls.

[Obelisk2290]

is this marrs related to fellow moonbat Jim marrs?

[gengmafan]

guapgeezee>> The Huns kept the Ottomans at bay?? they are 800 or so years apart. And as for mediterranean peoples being more civilized than northern europeans. Read a book next time before you spout your ignorance

[hyperseauton]

I don't agree with survivalism being bullshit.

There is nothing wrong with being prepared.

I don't think there are religious resons for being scared, but political ones.

[clayton1979]

why refer to the fire making takign as a hoax. I live in hawaii and I have seen it work with my own eyes plenty of times. You have to use wood from the same branch. That is what the samoan said. He made fire with a coconut husk and two sticks from the same branch. YOu are not helping your point by using a wrong anology like two sticks cant make fire.

[moosemeateater]

Just as I suspected. All this Gaia shit is really just Christianity in disguise. The same missionary mentality trying to control people and trick them into giving up their freedoms for the whiteman's god. Nothing ever changes.

[sugarbabyemina]

whiteman's God? The three major religions stem from the Middle East.

[quineroulentquadeuxa]

hillary clinton is awesome, maybe if she had any power we wouldnt be in a shithole living a shitty crisis.

[Leatherbubba]

Mabus will kill us all!

[chibineptune]

2.53 what kind of laugh is THAT? Scary!

[BlackSmith115]

thank god someone knows 2012 is a pill of shit...myans dissapeared! who the fuck can read there writing if they all vanished??? Also if they vanished who could finish the calender...?? answer me

[chibineptune]

I love the part where teller burns penn hahahahahhaha.

[Boiledonionsforsale]

The end is coming, pile some leaves!

Fucking con artists lol

[4everkeim]

Erich puts my name to shame.

[RoonJazz]

I LOVE Randi!

[Raptors09999]

w00t Canada getting a shout out

[DeathOfChaos]

Hilary Clinton practices witchcraft!! XD

[DeathOfChaos]

If the world actually goes down in a cataclysmic episode, I'm sure that these guys will probably some of the first to go down. Especially since they think surviving is bullshit, lol

[HugeDickNick]

This show is stupid, penn and teller are closed minded fucks

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

HAH! If you beleive in 2012 then you're fucking stupid.... I'm half Native AMerican *gives you the finger* Religion is crap and I agree

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic I believe in the peacepipe! =)

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

I beleive in getting stoned too LAMO!!!!

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Cool. Lets smoke some potpeacepipe! ;P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter hell yeah! we grew that shit! (tobacco I mean)....let's thanks teh Chinese for the Marijuana :D

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Cool man! Ive heard the native americans smoked some special plant in their spiritual cermonies.I dont remember what its called... But I wanna smoke it! ;D Apparantly they saw bears that walked on water and other trippy stuff! xD

Yeah, Lemmy bless the chinese for pot! ;p

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter I wish I knew what MY ancestors smoked. So far there is no info anywhere..I guess I have to go to El Salvador...again LOL

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Alright man. The plant I was thinking about is named peyote if you were interested. I dont know much about El salvador tho. Makes me think of golden step-pyramids, haha :D

But I dont know, my ancestors were bearded men who weared helmuts with big horns sailing around the world raping killing and raping people! :D

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter ...hmm that's not much different from what my ancestors did to the mayans HAHAHAHA.

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic You assholes! You didnt even let the poor guys finish their calendar! They only make it to 2012 ! ;P

Were so badass, we should make a clan, haha! (H)

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter yeah we should...we should get all the savages..like the Mongols,  Samurai (certain sects anyways) the Tutonic knights, German Goths, Spartans, .... ZULU (you GOTTA have the zulu for the fastest speed) Maori..... who else are we missing?..OH the Sioux are savage too (even if they don't wanna admit it!).... hmmmmmm *thinking

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Al Qaida? Haha! Running in the frontrow blowing themselves up! xD And we gotta have the orchs! Nah, just kidding xD You even mentioned people I never even heard of! Im not that good in history :P We didnt learn much of savage tribes in school here in sweden! xD

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter you guys had the vikings!!!!...Vikings are one of the greatest warriors of all times besides Samurai and Spartans

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Yeah. That was what I meant by bearded men in horn-helmuts ;D

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter ..that reminds me...I have to save up for LARP equipment LMAO (yes..I'm a nerd HAHAH)

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Yeah, that is nerdy indeed. But its allright, im a nerd too. But my nerdyness has limits ;P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

you are my new friend :D

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Awesome! ;P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter the USA should just legalize Weed =_=

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic The whole world should legalize everything. :P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter nah...I am against Prostitution (I am a conservative after all)...unless prostitution is regulated :)

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Im all for prostitution. People should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesnt hurt other people. =)

Why are you a conservative? Are you one of those christian republicans Ive heard so much about? xD

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter LOL I'm not Christian at all but I am sorta of a republican/Communist. I have some liberal views but a lot of it is conservative. I am against religion but at the same time I am against whores, child molesters, etc. I'm a Ron Paul Supporter BTW :D

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Ok, isnt republican and communist the exact opposite? ;o

Ok, Im an anarchist and im all for whores! Not childmolesters tho! :P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter Anarchy = No rules..and therefore...Killing innocents is legal too...all anarchy is..no laws..that's it. Anarchy is doing whatever you want without any consequences...I am not against anarchists just so you know. republicanism is basically a government where you select representatives to represent your population.... communism is nothing more than an equal distribution of wealth.

[TheCokesnorter]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Its not nececarry like that. It just means that there is no government. I dont believe in leaders. Well, I guess im more of a Anarcho-capitalist. But whatever, lets not talk politics now, im too tired. Lol :P

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@TheCokesnorter politics is fun! XD. Anarchy is great but we are social creatures...we need order mwahahahahahaa... I wonder if people are really just sheeple....

[guapgueezee]

so were the Romans the Lombards the Teutons the Franks- Charlemagne ( the guy who made Europe Christian ) ring a bell?! The Huns who kept the Ottomans at bay, the Mongols and and other steppe raiders.The guys you mentioned were also top top warriors.. I admire the Romans for their finesse and luxury not raw barbaric primal caveman stuff of northern Europe. the Mediterranean people were braver and spearheaded the age of exploration and things like that : )

[selimpride]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Um yeah well I'm Meso-American, half mayan. Just because white people have thrown this shit of context doesn't mean you should bash religion. Being a liberal atheist who is forcing people to follow their views are just as god damn annoying as bible thumpers. Remember that.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@selimpride, actually liberal atheist just wanna force you to THINK. They don't cae what religion you are. I believe in spirits and I never been bashed by liberal atheists except maybe once but that was because he was close-minded as hell. Most liberal atheists are just skeptics.

[selimpride]

@NeCacaluXuxultic The majority of people that have a faith are ordinary people who think and live by logic and reason. What pisses me off is that liberal atheists think that EVERYBODY who believes in God is backwards thinking moron. Same with conseravties religious assholes who think that atheists are all heathen douchebags who are moraless beasts.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@selimpride, well the truth is that Monotheism is evil. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are the cause of all the world's problems..the ONLY monotheist religion that is good is Zoroastrianism and even they have bad shit. In any care..most religions are either atheist or polytheists and we are more peaceful than monothesit religions..at least we are allowed to question our own faith.

[selimpride]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Wow really. Dude you probably have never been bashed my liberals atheist because I doubt you have meet any since even they would question your bullshit. Wow even spiritualist can be just as an asshole as a evangelical Christian. Thanks for proving that being an asshole knows no bounds.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@selimpride, Well I am Native American so checkmate to you. Read your history..Abrahamic religions are evil..they always have been and always will be.

[selimpride]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Mayan asshole...Also I'm agnostic so fuck off creep.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@selimpride, I'm not Mayan LMAO! fail.. I'm a creep? fail again. I think Sacrifices are more humane than what the Christians have done throughout history.

[Ralastar]

@NeCacaluXuxultic FART.

[DoctorWhoFan70]

Where's the next part?

[Ihatejohnashton]

Part one of this episode??

[mowriter]

That son of a bitch Hal Lindsay owes my parents a retirement. They refused to save for retirement believing the end of the world was just that imminent.

He won't be paying up any time soon.

[badiuk12000]

then your parents are fuckin idiots for believing the world is ending...hahaha

[mowriter]

badiuk12000: I'm not fighting you too hard to tell you you're wrong :-(

But your point lends itself to MY point: "Cleetus and Lulu" (whoever they are) are uninformed to begin with, get bad info from more educated unscrupulous types like Lindsay, and that makes Lindsay the bad guy, not my parents the innocent ignorants.

[TashkentFox]

Nineteen Eighty-Four is my favourite book too.

[Tarantino880]

We have bigger problem then racism idd!And yes most things happen in America just becouse it´s the place where media rules!And the biggest racists is Media/government and ofc some african tribes killing eachother becouse they have different skintones!Fear and enemies are the mainstructure of an "healthy" society!

[catnipfever22]

lol....oh wait im wrong....im from the future the yr 3526...people christ will return anyday now... the finallly prophecy has ben fulfilled that is drag it on on and and on until the masses cathces on

[catnipfever22]

fuck you..asshole..she's a witch and yes im taking up for hilary and i dont give a shit about her but still..come on wow..i must be misssing out on the art of being delusional and passing the delusion on..but hey ill tell you this i love conspiracies and end of the world shit but i dont buy it and i mean quite literally and then buy a bunker,can goods and a damn flashlight..end of the world will come one day...of course....i mean we dont live forever huma nkind has est. that thousands of yrs ago

[andyrooney11]

Why did they remove parts 1 & 3...I wanted to see the whole thing.

[servitris]

Why does everything happen in America? UFO sightings,end of the world,God/antichrist,ghost trains etc etc!guess it has to be the centre of the world!

[cfpproductiontube]

Cus they're the most important people the world has ever seen. LOL

[andyrooney11]

It happens everywhere in the world...ignorant and racist people like to say that it all happens in America. America is not perfect but no country is perfect.

[servitris]

Racism is so damn blownup!stop using that word when you dont know what it stands for!

[TheForeskinrunner777]

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[TheForeskinrunner777]

why only 2/3 ????

[Obelisk2290]

James Randi you rule

[Tallacus]

and I bet the bible thumper voted for Bush, who created this whole "big brother-ism"

[farrock22]

It's about time someone made this shit clear and understanding, people just try to make money off dumb shit like scaring the crowd.

[heartskuppy]

where's the rest? :(

[maudeleon]

part 1 please!

[dakotadenverdexter]

the only thing they are making light of are these money grubbing, lying assholes who claim to predict the future and act like they know when the world will end.

[bauisakim]

I thumbed you up, because I don't believe in thumbing people with different opinions down.

But I don't think Penn cares about God. And if we can't make light about the end of the world, what can we make fun of?

[The61769]

this is not the sky pixie section

[mmmAH]

LOL You're hilarious.

[Imnothecrazyone]

I just realized the words on the board are in latin! Per Oppidum all through the town!

[ionz75]

This is some funny shit.

[00D00]

where's part 3?

[M34tgr1nd3r]

Thank you for the thumbs up dudes, it points out there are more intelligent people left on the face of the earth.

[Armistance]

maybe she's a bitch. maybe. but witch!? c'mon!

[Thatonedude917]

"... works like a charm, which is to say not at all."

Awesome.

[M34tgr1nd3r]

Hahaha that jackass who predicted the Ajatollah as the antichrist made a double fail, after the Ajatollah died he switched to Saddam Hussein, well gee what happened a couple years later? Hussein got hanged! I wonder who will he name as the third antichrist. That just makes me so fucking sick i just want to scream my lungs out and throw him with a fucking rock.

[SdM45]

Penn Jillette!

[Armistance]

the best a man can get!

[giodude101]

yeah who are they gonna name the third antchrist? George W. Bush? hahahaha

[TheOffenda]

Believe it or not but Obama is beginning to fit the bill. Think about it

[CaptainOlimar247]

Yeah... STFU!

[tsh1357]

oh my god your so right why couldnt i see it before. yea im gonna have to go with captainolimar247 on this and say STFU. funny thing is this is what douche bags have been saying about EVERY president for the last 40 years

[FreudsCigar]

Wow....I cant believe that there has to be tv programs devoted to combating this nonsense....how gullible are people?

[womule2005]

i want to see part one

[SerbAtheist]

So this whackjob just puts foth two MUTUALLY CONTRADICTING THEORIES (Mabus=Saddam, Mabus=Bush) and sees NO PROBLEM with this???

[gut197]

BULLSHIT!

[DoctorExplosion]

It's so vain to believe that the end of the world is going to be within your OWN lifetime.

"When I die, the whole world's going with me!"

[IvixHira]

Do you realize that it must happen within someone's lifetime?

[hellomethree]

humans could be extinct before the world ends :P

[basskommette]

i dont think the world's going to magically end all of a sudden - its more likely the delicate balance that can sustain life on this planet would be disrupted by the sun burning out or a change to the orbit

i doubt it'll be over in one day

[M34tgr1nd3r]

[@basskommette] Thank god (ironic catchphrase, don't really believe in god.) there still are some sane peoples who use pure logic as the way to think things through and not referring to some invisible man who will make you burn if you do not do everything by his orders. I salute you.

[LogicIsDying]

There is always the possibility that a less literal ending of the world is on the horizon. Seeing as how the insane governments in the world are working on nuclear bombs. If a missile goes off the U.S. will probably be the target. Particularly frightening considering that America alone has the means to kill everyone on Earth 6 times over.

The all powerful lie sitting on a cloud is not going bring about the end of the world. If anything it's going to be our own idiocy and foolish emotions.

[LaPutainDeLaMort]

Hey, believe it or not, there are sooooooo many of these nutjobs running around, thumping bibles, reciting revalations proclaiming that God is merciful for ending the suffering... I'm sure the starving kids in Africa might agree- but these biblical bastards have never missed a meal.

[IvixHira]

What about the biblical bastards that went over to Africa to try and help the starving kids?

[LaPutainDeLaMort]

Honestly... Why go over there when there are plenty of people here in the USA who need help? What about them... Saviors.. ha...

[IvixHira]

"No man knows the time or hour..." Not even the Angels themselves know what time the Lord has picked to end "The World" as we know it. I wish people would stop saying the "end of the world," THAT'S bullshit. We should do the very best we can NOW, so that if per chance the time is soon, nothing can be held against us... and literally to Hell with anyone else.

[m0osey]

"she literally does practice witchcraft" haha

[pifras]

if she practiced witchcraft she'd be president

[sniper6081]

And then there's this asshole...

[donovan161]

meh before 2012 were gona finaly deside to put a brain in a robot. LOL!! then we can be imortal...unless someone shoots it lol.

[julianking93]

This is such fuckin bullshit. Over the past decade there have been 20 end of the world theories and none of them have come true. Everytime one of them doesn't happen, they say oh no i meant next year. You dont have to do any fucking research to figure out that the world aint gonna end

[stevenaudet]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ...someday, smoehow... so who gives a crap!

[califoniania]

Amazingly Hillary still lost the primaries despite her ability to use witchcraft.

[mussonman]

anyone who believes these "prophets" needs to fuck themselves till they die...it's just fucking retarded to think that you can predict something vaguely and be right! it's only true if you say very very clearly, THEN IT HAPPENS!

[ReflectedFlicks]

I just clicked on this with no frame of reference b/c there's no part 1. Freakin' Hysterical.

[Litch4]

Its from season 1

[V27]

where are parts 1 and 3 of this episode?

[V27]

what season is this from?

[USMAI]

Penn and Teller?

[eileengoth]

omg obama is satan lmao

[mana2432]

Well, according to the bible, the antichrist will be someone liked by everyone...aka wolf in sheep's clothing. In short words...Bullshit, but anything is possible.

[adamgray318]

OBAMA! or you never know, could be Penn or Teller.

[Shutitup18]

Wow.........we are almost at the elections and still Bush does not fit into this "end time scenario" this crackpto speaks of or anyone else trying to say Bush will be instrumental somehow in the end-times. Just another example of how subjective and vague Nostradamus truly is and shall always be.

[MonkeyOctober]

I'm adding Palin tot he possbile anti-christ list

[PinkFloydrulez]

I wonder what the new edition is now that hussein died XD

[MonkeyOctober]

Maybe we can throw McCain and Fred Phelps on the list too.

[kurororucilful66612]

Randy is mi heroe

[kurororucilful66612]

Crap, I did it wrong, Randi is my heroe xD

[FatherTime89]

you did it wrong again, the singular form of hero only has one e.

[LiquidNsolidus]

People like this are sad that earch guy honestly looked mentally ill or something and needs help not more fear-mongers!

[higgamywho]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hillary Clinton practises witchcraft! christ on a pogo-stick that's funny.

[MonkeyOctober]

I knew Hilary was up to something!

[singedrac]

He meant to say she practices bitchcraft.

[MonkeyOctober]

Hahaha...bitchcraft :)

[cmcpheet]

Who else thinks that Lindsey guy looks like William Shatner even just a little? Add a weird ass mustache and I swear those two could be twins.

[singedrac]

evil twin!

[Unbeginner]

I guess at those videos I have the luxury of not having to explain what lunatics those people are.

They do it for me, fun way too.

[UnderlordZ]

Let's see; it's been over 5 1/2 years since this episode was first aired, and we're all still here. Guess what, stupids! We, the current people on Earth, are not going to experience the end of the world! Give it a few hundred more generations, maybe 50,000,000 or so, and MAYBE they'll see the end of Earth.

[mowriter]

scumbags. Hal Lindsay and his ilk owe my parents a retirement. Not holding my breath as to how soon he'll be paying up.

[Divine562]

Boy did he miss the mark on his prediction of Saddam being the anti-Christ. I watched that piece of shit hang from the gallows. I wonder who he chose after Saddam died.

[MonkeyOctober]

Lets see...

Tom(from Myspace),Tom Cruise,Hilary Clinton,Barrack Obama,John Travolta,Paris Hilton,the BK King,ronald McDonald...There are so many possibilities.

[archivesbc]

I'm getting Monty Python Holy Grail vibe "... if she sinks then she's not wood hence... A WITCH!"

[oreolvrs1987]

John Randi rocks!!!!

[HEREIAMLOOK]

James Randi, man!

[oreolvrs1987]

yeah i know i made the istake straight away after posting the comment

[kenpojoe815]

oreolvrs1987 is right those people are fuck tards.

[SolidSnakeRules]

Yeah, that's like bling blong dedication

[kenpojoe815]

These people are Fuck Tards.

[oreolvrs1987]

dont worry people he's refferring to the right wing chistian who believes Hilary's a witch as well as Hal Lindsey and the Nostrodamus guy.

[7410n0]

And was waiting for LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow to jump out and say "But you don't have to take my word for it" while the old guy was showing that book to the camera

[WOOT1234567890]

I laughed so hard when he said Hillary was a witch. Is he living in the fucking Middle Ages? Next he'll want to fucking burn her.