PORTAL 2 gameplay - Whip my portal back and forth! part 3

[kittencuffs]

Goodness, you weren't kidding when you said you weren't good at puzzle games...

[jizmacdacusha]

SHOOT THE FUCKIN PORTAL UNDER THE CUBE!!! OMG YOR SO DUMB!!

[ThePyroJones]

i hate haters......

[KTkinz2003]

ooohh so this is the one where you figure out the game. haha <3

[LACTM]

you should have played first Portal 1 -____-

[IdoneitaFreak]

I love you but you keep missing the other buttons

[AceOfWolves2]

You clearly arent thinking hard enough to tell the difference between portals. Its like a puzzle.

[MrGeoFranko]

HAHAHA. i want out ;) 

[SupremeChaos114]

Fucking iPad don't blame her

[SupremeChaos114]

Guys you will be bad when you buy this on your first try.. Don't a

[pointnumber01]

Well, on the bright side you have inspired me to play through P2 again. You're awful and annoying though.

[JaredJoshMichael]

Justine is a Herp derp ...BAHAHAHA!



[vladnuke]

"How do I get it?" PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL YOU HAVE A GUN THAT SHOOTS THEM ITS IN THE GODDAMN NAME!

[SwingDancer61]

At least she's not blaming non-existent game bugs for her poor gameplay.

[XxXEricax]

@SwingDancer61 True. 

[JERB69s]

show ur tits faggot

[supermarioyanni]

@JERB69s fucking loser get a life and stop acting like a perv

[Gameathoner]

You might be the worst person at video games of all time. What makes me mad about that is that you get tons of views and subs and have a capture card and shit while I and other people who are actually okay or good at video games are too poor to afford a capture card (much less a new PS3 since my current one YLODed).

It's fucking unfair.

[porygonL]

We hate you, stop, please.

[XxXEricax]

@porygonL Hate her? Stop watching her videos, Leave her alone. Genius. -_-

[Cibernetize]

I'm at 06:40 so what you need to do is shoot a portal under the test cube (yes it is called a test cube)

[dizzyizzy7]

There's a pretty easy solution if you don't like her walkthroughs... don't watch them. What's more pathetic...iJustine sucking at video games... or you watching iJustine sucking at video games and then complaining about it?

[thapoint09]

@dizzyizzy7:

I still think the former is more pathetic. This is the internet; people complain all the time.

[dilt4]

@dizzyizzy7 You're a stupid twat sticking up for a stupid twat. Looks like twats do stick together.

[dizzyizzy7]

@dilt4 Well fuck; I wasn’t trying to start a fight. Seems like you need to take a walk, enjoy some fresh air…maybe stop spending your life putting other people down over the internet. Maybe then you'll be less angry and judgmental towards a person you don't even know.

[Gameathoner]

@dizzyizzy7 I think being absolutely fucking retarded and horrible at a fairly easy game and thinking putting videos of you being a dumb cunt on the internet is more pathetic.

I'd like to say that nobody gives a shit about her gameplays, but apparently there are ~1,500 people even more pathetic than she is.

[dizzyizzy7]

@Gameathoner I’m fairly sure she knows she sucks… and some people clearly find that entertaining. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have any subscribers on this channel. I get that it’s not for everyone, but if you don’t like it…watch one of the other million videos on youtube that will make you laugh…instead of watching one that makes you pissed and angry. What’s the point of that?

[Silencedmac10]

I think I want Sopa to be passed after watching this...

[snak1592010]

what are you going to do when this test gets hard

[CHASITY16LOVESU]

dude you cant see that thing over there really

[ZacharySpencerTV]

iJustinejust said shit!!! whaaa LOL

[26matacoustic]

Keep singing!

[hellokaitlinn]

half of the time in these stupid videos it sounds like she's having sex for the first time.

[dragonsbride101]

DOES SHE JUST NOT SEE THOSE OTHER FREAKING BUTTONS............

[19ARTURO93]

tobuscus its more fun..



[bianca3344]

Ooooo my God ijustine u frustrate me xd

[LindemanIsSexy]

Its hard to watch this witout screaming :P I can finnish Portal 1 in 30 minutes and Portal 2 in 45 minutes.

[YuTubeGamers]

@LindemanIsSexy Show off!

[mswoonc]

Soo annoying

[JonBethany]

Stop singing!!!

[xenamolina8]

cool game



[DutchKirby]

Please save the entire human race by deleting this channel. It's so frustrating to watch someone who lacks common sense doing random stuff and getting angry at her own failures while the answer is right in front of her!

[Brianna346]

I love ijustine but she is terrible at this game

[SparklyThingz09]

you shout too much

[ggennav]

everyone needs to calm down. It's hard to think with portals, especially if you've never played before! these are tutorial levels. she's learning.

[DutchKirby]

@ggennav I have never played Portal before but I am 100% positive that I could complete this faster than she can. Heck, even my 11-year old cousin who has never played Portal could complete this faster than her!

[ggennav]

@DutchKirby You should try it, it's a fun game.

[Bla87cpcheats]

@ggennav your right, i mean, that 1 with the 2 cubes ive done 2 times, then on the 3rd i forgot how, its hard to think with portals (not sarcasm)

[Rekaithewolf]

saw the title. punched a hole through my computer screen.

[maddiebaize]

"your drunk"

[XionVinco]

@maddiebaize you're*

[jakevader93]

"I've never played portal 1" Obviously.

[kingofwar20909]

@jakevader93 and it takes her 9999999999 years to complete one level

[Reven857]

There are 2 buttons up there!!!!! HINT HINT!

[Thevideofalcon]

omg dat com is an apple dinosaur rawr

[TheXurol]

For all the haters, she is learning how to use portals AWFULLY FAST for someone who didn't play the first. STOP RAGING and just laugh at her not getting the puzzle. Its stupid to get all worked up and impatient, I mean, seriously people.

[chaosbringer1]

@TheXurol Uhhhm. Sorry to burst your bubble but there's a reason why you don't get the orange and blue portal hybrid gun right from the start, and thrown into the harder puzzles.

The first beginning labs are tutorials based off of the first game.

If you woulda played either one, you would have known that though.

[TheXurol]

@chaosbringer1 Sorry, did I mention anything about the dual portal gun? Did I say that she was/should be in harder levels? No. She is learning, and is not ready for the dual portal gun yet. Yes, the first levels are tutorials, same as in the first, and if she hasnt already played them, then of course it will take her more time to complete them. Portals can be a massive learning curve, especially for someone without as young a mind. Also, I do own and have played through both.

[wwhales]

@TheXurol i know plenty of people who played the second one first. and also completed them faster than her. im not hating on her, though! i just think she didnt understand the concept of portals and how they work, thats all.

[GivenForver]

@wwhales how do you not understand the concept of portals?

[wwhales]

@GivenForver some people just dont get it

[TheXurol]

@wwhales I completely agree with you. She is older, an adult, and its a harder learning curve for older minds, especially ones that primarialy play FPS's. No, she doesnt get portals yet.

[kmichael241]

@TheXurol

No she isn't you twit. What human being, let alone "gamer girl" doesn't know how a portal works.

[TheXurol]

@kmichael241 "how a portal works" has nothing to do with this. Yes she is completeing them rather quickly, FOR SOMEONE with less gaming experiance (at the time) and an older, more otherwise pretrained mind. It's to be expected that she would have more trouble with portals then most people. I'm not saying she is good. She's not. She sucks. But she is learning. All I was saying was that the people who where shouting at her and calling her stupid should first consider those two things.

[chesey500]

@TheXurol here's something for you to consider, squrles suckseed at puzzles with trial and error, and a squrle would figure out "hit butten, cube disintergrate." longe before this person did, and a squrle would of figured out to use the buutens when they looked strait at it like she did, or in other words a swurle is much smarter than she is.

[TheHaloFan9053]

so many haters....

[MrGraverB]

THEY'RE CALLED COMPANION CUBES AND CORES...

[dimmadome1]

this proves that blondes IQ is really small...

[musicfanof2010]

omg u guys r totally just mean and rude. im slow at these kinds of games too. were all different and have different strengths and weaknesses that doesnt mean u can make fun of some1 just for not being able to pass a certain chamber... god -.-

[ThereturnofAnderson]

WOAH SHE ACTUALLY DID A CHAMBER QUICKLY

[DaVince21]

I liked the part where you kept missing the two buttons hidden in plain sight.

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

This is hilarious in an awesome way.

[UnbalancedAlex]

Lol I was watching this in the library! BAD IDEA!!!

[MochaholicPuppy]

i think that the "Attackchildren" dude is saying that even if she is an idiot doesnt mean you have to act like a dick about it.

[Attackchildren]

@MochaholicPuppy Exactly, thank you :)

[EvryDayGurl]

the buttons for the other cube were,right,there,

[drAWSOME51]

hey hey ijustine. . . . . theres a game called the legend of zelda. . . . . theres no puzzles in that game. . . . heh heh heh i can see it now.

[jayden96100]

Why so many dislikes! im liking this bitch i like her dumbness IT AMAZING!

[rachel2636]

ahahahahah i love it, just like me playing this game. too funny

[carrerasubway]

I think she's acting because she is obviously a very smart women who is being paid quite a bit of money from youtube.

A dumb person couldn't set up all the channels and earn like she is, it's sad that acting stupid gets you more views.

The world we live in, *sigh*.

[zeldapudding]

@carrerasubway she is smart, but I just think she doesn't really grasp the concept. lol

[senixmikes]

6:50 "oooh" XD

[artsim2011]

As someone commented in another video you guys do you realize she's acting right?

[TheVader2]

@artsim2011 There's acting, and then there's wasting people's time like a retarded fish frog with Parkinson's.

[jimmyhendrickson1]

Had she played Portal, this never would have happened. Why would you not play Portal?

[dwarfcommenter]

feel so sorry for her

[delahouzzzze]

Sometimes i wonder why they still bother putting manuals in games if people insist not to read them. Obviously she's trolling so i'm not gonna care too much.

[TheBlackBoxPSN]

You should have played Portal 1. :p

[SonicTheHedgehog1224]

@TheBlackBoxPSN "The scientists are sad to inform you that the next test room is impossible."

iJustine: OMG AN IMPOSSIBLE ROOM?! AHHHHH!

[Hanaminasho]

She has brain damage

[CassiaBlueLava]

Block?

It's an Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.

[TF2UB3RHobo]

OMG YOU MAKE ME MADE GRRRRR

[LucasMusicLoverDude1]

All you guys that comment "you suck" or "wow your retarded" or "im 11 and cant beat this" well fuck off noob. Atleast shes trieing. Stop being jackass's. You guys are jerks and dumbfucks.

[tigerwind101]

blonde moments are funny xD

[DJGeoskWizard]

ha



[idamontede]

@videoNOOB321 Me too, but it's kind of a sexy walktrough, i mean, without that male and ferm voice it's a lot nicer. And.. sexy!

[MetalGir1334]

this is hard to watch

[jeremyescamilla9]

ijsen  just fald

[Cachickgirl]

I love you soo much justine but you are annoying me so bad !!<3

[TheQuipucito]

there is another button



[Kr4azyCh1ck3enZz]

wow readin thru all the haters it's pretty simple... u don't like it u don't watch it also just coz u didn't enjoy it don't mean other ppl in the world won't either

[Ialliac]

someone is going to fracture their skull from all the facepalming

[ishajq]

i whip it reaaaal gooood lmao

[63Bug]

It amuses me watching her do the same thing over and over again and freaking out a little bit each time it doesn't work.

[ivolol]

I think I'm going to stop watching this now, I'm losing too many brain cells

[Kitkat456456]

some games just arent meant for certain people

[MyNutshots]

she found a ratmans room



[AndoughPanda]

It's the practice stages, of course she's not going to be amazing. This is where you learn how to play the damn game. And honestly she's not as bad as I am. Besides, it's just a game, so shut your damn mouths if you're going to be a jerk. -_-

[ProfWubba]

Really guys? Whats up with you all posting rude comments on her videos and disliking it? You don't watch her to see a pro tear through these levels. You watch her for entertainment.

[Cynnamon007]

@ProfWubba 404 Entertainment Not Found. Redirecting to Department of Trolling. Redirect Successful.

[GoingABitMad]

@ProfWubba Yeah, because this is really fun to watch *obvious sarcasm*

[lilnicky492]

@ProfWubba What entertainment?

[StrawberryblondeRULE]

@ProfWubba with you on that one shes suppost to be really freaking nice at Vid Con

[HalotheCoolGuy]

@ProfWubba Too bad she's NOT FUCKING ENTERTAINING.

[bladeworksmaster]

@ProfWubba If you want entertainment from watching people act like utter idiots, you watch Jackass. Not this waste of memory.

[RoselieC]

I feel mean saying this but justine im 13 (today) and i figured how to do this faster than you

[smcgamer1]

@Attackchildren Well said, sir.

[Crozic102]

@Attackchildren you play the first one first! thats why its the first one! cus it comes first!

[Attackchildren]

@Crozic102 Many games are designed so that you don't have to start at the first one, she didn't have any way of knowing that this would be more difficult to learn from this one than the first. Either way, calling her retarded or saying she has brain damage and generally be dicks to her is never justified no matter how awful she is at playing. If you don't like it, stop watching it, it's that simple, no need to try to make someone feel awful about themselves in any situation.

[Crozic102]

@Attackchildren thanks for that lesson on morality but i didnt say any of those things you list.

technically it would be justified if she was playing at the same level or worse than someone with brain damage. justified purely out of accuracy. im not saying she is, im just pointing out a flaw in your logic.

i wasnt trying to make her feel awful. i was trying to get her to play the first one first.

You are right about how some companies design their sequels. her lack of skill is understandable.

[Attackchildren]

@Crozic102 I didn't say you said any of those things, but my original comment was to the people who said those things, sorry if I didn't make that clear. Just because an insult is supposedly accurate, doesn't mean it needs to say it. Just like if you thought someone was really ugly, it doesn't mean they deserve to hear it (I know there are people who would disagree on that point, but I believe that to be absolutely true). I just think people need to stop being so rude about the way they say it.

[Crozic102]

@Attackchildren yeah i hear ya. its hard to watch someone be that bad though. i cant really explain it. but you are right, people dont need to be dicks. youtube comments are not known for their maturity.

[hhheeeccckkk526]

@Attackchildren its not hard to figure out 1 portal goes to the next

[Attackchildren]

@hhheeeccckkk526 Yeah, but it's kind of weird when you first start out. And it's still no reason to be a dick to someone just because it takes them longer to figure something out.

[hhheeeccckkk526]

@Attackchildren its not weird at all. shes a fucking idiot for not figuring out what my 5 year old nephew could do in 1 minute

[windextor345]

@Attackchildren no dude it's called common sense

[RedHerod]

@Attackchildren Stop Being such a white knight.

[Attackchildren]

@RedHerod So everyone else is allowed to being a dick to her but I'm not allowed to simply say "be nice." Cool.

[DaVince21]

@Attackchildren Keep up the good work, Attackchildren. There's not enough good YouTubers out there and too many dicks.

[boeshtick54]

@RedHerod he can do whatever the FUCK he wants and he's right everyone IS being a dick I mean it's okay to make fun of her but dont be such a jackass about it. Like how the made fun of tobygames everyone makes fun of him when he played portal 2 but they assholes about. So leave her ALONE!!!!

[boeshtick54]

@boeshtick54 but they weren't assholes about it......i ment to say weren't dammit I was close to proving a point 'til i messed up

[RedHerod]

@boeshtick54 A white knights, white knight? Does that make you a white esquire?

[user109876543210]

@Attackchildren true even though I played portal before portal 2 and I found it easy but I understand

[GinaAndJessicaShow]

i love you....but this is extremely painful <3

[oathkeeper005]

LOOK TO THE FUCKING LEFT OF THE PRESSURE PLATE, THERE ARE VIDEOS OF 5 YEAR OLD BEATING THIS GAME *bangs head on desk*

[MaandagDenise]

You whip your portal back and forth willow her hair.

[bobmanme]

most of u are twats

tue fact

[stealthypenguin134]

lol blondes...

[theprettyawesome123]

yeah, i'm going back to hank.

[techishelpful]

Leave her alone! She is a YOUTUBEr this is what youtubers do !so if you don't like it then don't flipin watch it ! Ok so all of these 13 year old kids who flipin stare at the tv and play xbox the whole day and r watching this .there is one thing I can tell you GET A LIFE ! The only reson you watch this is because you are TROLLS and just got grounded from your xbox so you go around trollin on the Internet !

[MrKilluquickly]

Make that 12 year old kids. I'm 12. COME AT ME!

[unownerror]

wye are you uploding this shit

[Aleril]

This video makes me sad in so many ways.

[CorporalPancakes]

She talks over all the jokes that Wheatly has, She is naturally offended by GLaDOS, She doesn't pay attention to the instructions given. In Conclusion These are terrible videos and I don't know why you even made a gaming channel because your obviously no good...Maybe because you wanted even more YouTube money, you attention whore!

[102Theo]

@CorporalPancakes & Maybe she just wanted to have a bit of fun? Why so serious? Are you a simple child?

[CorporalPancakes]

@102Theo Yes, we are.

[theMANDEEx]

This is making me Bulimic.

[drewbsvids]

Every time ijustine says 'I'm so smart,' a baby's lungs collapse.

[TheAnon112]

i'm embarrassed to be a girl.

[MrVidMan100]

STOP BEING RUDE IF IYOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT OK LEAVE HER ALONE I DONT EVEN KNOW HERE AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE THE SWEETEST PERSON SO STOP...!!!

[drewbsvids]

@MrVidMan100, you are the biggest fucking sheep I swear to god.

[AikoFreya]

@MrVidMan100 Dude. No... Just. No. LMAO. 

[ELSTERLING]

Just stop existing.

[shardbearer]

Are you blind to buttons?

[shardbearer]

I love you but i dont know if i can watch any more

[deathman11902]

God, she sucks at almost every game

[100purestrength]

lets not move on

[coco112289]

@lolgam200 i hate you peps you are soooooooooooooo mean.i so mad at you

[bloodyskullz120]

stop whipin thing around

[Tremblay343]

3:46 sums up pretty much everything I've seen so far. There's actual important writing on the wall to the left, but you go "OOOOH COMPUTER, it looks like a mac...something!  I mean...come on.

[gummiosten]

@Tremblay343 It isn't important at all. Just an easteregg kidna thing.

Besides, they only make sense in the second playthrough.

Especially if you haven't played Portal 1

FUCK YUO