The Real New York Housewives

[1decline]

I think that crazy-eyes are an aphrodisiac. Ramona gets me so hot and bothered.

[ciprinus]

i think jill and joy behar are twins separated at birth

[sohooded]

@ciprinus Don't you just love Jill's Essex Street, nasal twanged, New York accent?

[onanidaily]

Do you think anyone in New York even knows who these annoying c*nts are ??

[K1A2K1]

Ramona is the drama queen because she gets things stirred up and then all of the attention is on her. What a pain in the ass! I like Jill because she would be very interesting to be with. She tells it like it is. Doesn't sugar, doesn't pretend to be something that she is not.

[burntflybog]

does alex bear a strange resemblance to anne coulter?

[onetrashdancer]

I must say being in the garbage business and living in New york never made me a shamed until this show the worst stereoyype new yorkers I have ever saw , the only one with one ounce of class is the Countess and I happen to know somebody that knows her , sweet heart good job ! she also hot

[dixiebelladonna]

Luann is a conceited bitch, and so is Ramona. No wonder they can't get along.

And Ramona, while you still have legs that haven't 'gone south'...you should know that we can see that your gut has. That's what happens to lots of women at 50...their trunks thicken. And Luann's husband is YOUR age. Maybe you shouldn't hang out with women so much younger than yourself.

[criticalgal]

Ramona is passive aggressive and so so very rude. She likes to upset the other housewives and sit back and say over and over "I'm sorry" in a condesending manner. It was completly disgusting for her to talk of Louannes husbands age in front of Victoria. Louanne should send Ramona a copy of her new book on manners.

[akeffo]

These people are both fascinating and nauseating. They are members of the Vulgarians, a tribe of people who don't see how silly and greedy they appear to the rest of the world. That's what is so entertaining---watching immature train wrecks reveal their sordid lives.

[Gwenlj]

steelyDman ROFLMAO

[SteelyDMan]

Sorry but these people nauseate me... I look forward to the impending worldwide economic collapse which will finally rid us of people like this. Maybe then we'll get an honest days work out of the whole fuckin' bunch of em...

[AngeLsLuv]

I am now believing that with all three "Housewives" shows (OC, NYC, and Atlanta), maybe it depends upon where you live, as to kind of understanding how they see things and such.. I grew up in CT (40 minutes from NYC, plus hanging out in NYC), now live in PA.. I adore the NYC wives, but never got into the OC wives.. Then this Atlanta group got on tv, and I'm screaming at the tv for mercy over them (especially since they cannot even use proper english ettiquette and pronunciation)..

[turbojjr]

and they said they are coming out with the real housewives of nj next lol

[OutlawStar355]

37 sec, whats wrong with her face? is she a burn victem?

[DonatellaP]

they are so old

[300palms]

Programming of this level redefines stupidity!

[sosideblue]

If your kids are that much work you should get on the pill or tell your rich husband to wear a rubber , pull out or something. Your life sounds pathetic.

[lollipopfop]

Im sorry, but I have kids, and I love them to death, but every momwill tell you that they are a LOT of work, sometimes an impossible amount of work. Every mother feels overwhelmed, that isn't a reason to say she shouldn't have had kids.Any mom that says otherwise is either lying or not there for her kids. There is no reason for your comment, sosideblue.

[sosideblue]

I said in my comment,"If your kids are that much work you should get on the pill or tell your rich husband to wear a rubber,pull out or something.Your life sounds pathetic."You should learn how to read.Maybe your parents should have spent more time with you on your homework like the woman says she does with her kids on the video posted.I NEVER SAID SHE SHOULDNT HAVE KIDS.Oh yea by the way where were her kids with the nanny that night that she was out getting drunk at the bar after the red carpet

[laka101]

Comparing OC wives with NY wives:

-OC wives care about their family, work hard for their family.

-NY wives just want to party and claim to be 'socialites'. a real housewives does not go out claming that she is a socialite and how everybody wants to be her.

-OC wives talk real. NY wives talk crap.

-OC wives dont talk about their money. sure they mention that what they bought was the most expensive thing they have bought, but dont brag about it.

-OC wives are REAL. NY wives are dumb.

[OhShoey]

yes,I'm sure not a single wife in New York cares and works hard for their family. I'm sure every Orange county wife presents the quintessence of motherhood. :/

How dare you draw such stereotypes based on where people live? NY and OC are huge places, with many different types of people. It's very easy to draw stereotypes, but the reality is, there are good mothers everywhere, and bad ones too.

[lollipopfop]

The OC wives have fake breasts and sun damage, The NY wives have careers and family lives.

The OC wives wouldn't know real if it bit them in their siliconed buttocks.

[CrescentSword]

I don't get the whole NY scene. They are wealthy yet they live all smooshed in and on top of each other or in groossly overpriced homes that rival my garage. I prefer the OC setting.

[lollipopfop]

Not everyone understands NY, Its not outdoorsy like Cali, Its more impressive for its culture.

[nothingreally1234]

they only care about themselves and their social status. they have no regard for anyone! They think that having a social life is SOO HARD. If i had a life like them i wouldn't act like a little bitch and complain about every single freakin thing

[daintysthick]

I don't understand how Alex and Simon claims to be soooo successful but can't afford to get Alex's teeth whitened

[chanel0102]

let alone organize their home

[grekito]

Who needs a materialistic wife, they're more like parasites that are interested in money and social status

ALL OF THEM ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

[tiegs]

trash

[shmouts]

*Ramona always looks like a chihuahua on crack

*Bethany needs to eat, that jawline is somethin'

*Jill, no bad looking, but that voice/accent is only slightly more desirable then the sound of a cat getting raped

* Alex should commit a murder suicide with her husband and kids.

*LuAnn is the only one remotely fuckable.

[leefost]

what is this shit man

[odessyrcr589]

Love Jill and Luanne.  Bethenny and Alex, so so. Ramona, ICCCCCKKKK.

[goldengirl67]

These are my thougts to a tee! and might I add: Jill has substance, Luann seems grounded and mature, Bethenny is too needy and graphic (threatening to stick a skewer in Jill's eye!!!) unnecessary language and you don't say that to a friend, Alex is climbing the social ladder and so what? that's what they do in NYC and Ramona needs to tone down the drama and the hairflicking. But they are all entertaining in their own way.

[catchandcrush]

This show just proves the rich people can be pig shit ugly and have as much charisma as a greasy wet fart from a grossly fat hobo dying of aids in a gutter.

[Danny48912]

Hahaha.. Couldn't have expressed that any better myself.

[schwankd]

Does anybody else find it laughable how pathetic these rich bitches are? Their incessant feeling of self-importance is amazing considering they don't accomplish a fucking thing other than gossip about each other and plan dinner parties where nobody even cooks! No amount of money could hide how unfulfilled and wretched their lives actually are. Just ranting here, but take away their money and make them work for a living, then maybe they'd be too busy to complain about nothing.

[bargainmom]

That horrible Jill reminds me of a slightly thinner Joy Behar.

[jcl134]

All there husbands cheat

[davidpar2]

@jcl134 i fist Mario regularly

[criticalgal]

I too am addicted to this show. The orange ladies were closer to each other and more down to earth. Jill is sweet but needs to realize when Ramona is passive aggressive to her. Ramona is the bully on the playground who thinks its fun to poke people and then watch them cry. She will end up with no friends. I wander what LuAnn's background is. Betonny is beautiful. I wish she could find the loving husband she deserves. Alex is LUCKY. Husbands like that are hard to find.

[kathyh699]

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame

[pjcgatsby]

i am addicted to this show. over time you get to see their inner workings. and like all human beings they have their high points and their foilbes. i admire each of them. ramona is a pip--she gives good tv.

[coldasiice]

Betheny (The Chief) Is funny as hell,"O.k stop with the questions,if you ask another question I am going to take this squere and stab you in the eyeball." She said that to Jill. (The annoying nosey Jewish lady)

[tiegs]

bethenny is an annoying jewish lady too.

they are the two most crude and loathesome ugly inside and out characters on this sleaze fest!

[coldasiice]

That would make alot of sence, the jewish jill comment made at the race tracks wasn't protested.Bethenny is the best 1. she makes her own money but unllike Ramona shes not jaded to men,and Beth has a killer sence of humor,don't get me wrong Ramona's Harmonal behavier turns me on. I don't think Ramona's husband Mario is hitting it right.

[ndoor33353]

I would like to bang Ramona Singer.

[dolceitalianissima]

YUCK...OLD P***Y

[UnaPonce]

That old BUG-EYED lady with the wanna be actress daughter has NO CLASS! She is white TRASH!!! I can't believe she made that scene at the "Girls Nite Out Din." That crazy woman has issues and is definately LOW-CLASS. Sorry, her money can't buy it, that's for sure! I bet her hubby is cheatin on her, cause she is ANNOYING! What's her hubby's name...Mario? Don't know what he saw in her BUG-EYED-FUGGLY-OLD-A*S!

[criticalgal]

So true. No matter how much money you have, you can't buy class. She could however; buy a book on manners. Maybe she can get a free book on manners from Lou Ann, I hear she is writing one!

[CaramelMamiChula]

co-sign!

[Regimond]

God this show fuckin sux. Especially compared to the orange county ladies. I hope this show gets canceled. The casting director of this show fucked up royally. NYC has so many more interesting ladies...that have money as that seems to be a requisite of the Housewives Of franchise....they are all pretty ugly...I mean they got nothing on the cali milfs..;.in looks and personality. I don't know why but this show really pisses me off which is rare for a tv show. But I honestly hate it.....hahaha.

[k31757]

I hate snobs 7 FROM THE SHOW i CAN TELL YOU THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THEM IN THIS BUNCH,WHERE WAS THE OTHER WOMAN? HER NAME IS SIMON ,ALEX'S HUSBAND.

[CaramelMamiChula]

lmao @ her name is simon,alex's husband.

he is very "how u doing",lmao!

[Atitoinnyc]

Ramona is ANNOYING AS HELL. lol. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WRONG. She is not ugly though.

[Atitoinnyc]

Now that I get to see the Real Housewives of NY, I came to the conclusion that being middle class is a blessing. I don't have to worry about mingling with all them Ives Saint Laurent and Gucci wearing catty ladies. Middle Class women are wayyyyy more beautiful.

[sohooded]

@Atitoinnyc Oh gosh, can you imagine having to associate with these materialistic, over botoxed, pretentious, controlling, insincere, mean-spirited, vulgar, greedy witches? With friends like them, you don't need enemies.

[AXtheUniverse]

Ramona rocks! She makes her own money and spends it the way she wants. Unlike LuAnn, who says she's the "honey" so she never sees the bills or Jill, who has to ask her husband to get her a plane. Ramona is a fabulous example of what an independent woman can accomplish.

[MattTrevithickMovies]

"balance motherhood, demanding careers, and a fast-paced social calendar."???

You left the part out about them spending their husbands money on materialistic shit.

[MattJones1418]

the chef makes her own money... and she's mmmm mmmm delicious

[foxybrown555]

jill co-owns a business with her husband, ramona has her own business and mentioned in an episode how important it is for a woman to be financially independent. not sure what 'the countess' does though...?

[twizawia]

OMG, this show seriously reminds me of my mom and her friends. I like Ramona and LuAnnn...probably because those two women are so much like my mom.

[chevychase]

Who selected these women? They are not representative of the NYC I know. Some of these gals are vapid as hell, with shrill voices. Not bad people necessarily, but they have nothing to say to anyone.

[CaramelMamiChula]

and none of them r not from ny.jill is from long island ny,ramona aka 7:30 is from upstate ny,alex is form midwest and dc,luann aka grace kelly wannabe is from conn.,kelly is from midwest and bethenny aka jacko's long lost twin sister is from LA.they need 2 cast the TRUE rich married mothers is from nyc(born,raised and bred).

[Beachmaiden]

Someone needs to throw a bucket of ice water on most of these people. They give the word pretentious bullshit a whole new meaning.

[tunenas]

Housewife does not describe them at all. Wife of a "somebody."

[dolceitalianissima]

JILL ROCKS

RAMONA SUCKS

[CaramelMamiChula]

team jill,all the way!

fuck ramona that cross-eyed,crazy,annoying bitch.i feel like i wanna go smack the shit outta her.

[dolceitalianissima]

JILL ROCKS

RAMONA SUCKS!

[globalsociety]

i love it! it is feels like i was there.

[laka101]

this program is pure 100% shit.

[fez30756750]

reality tv at its worst.

[Regimond]

Rich Jewish women make me laugh.

[HebrewBoy87]

I dont think they are all jewish though

[tiegs]

lol, right

[RHONYC08]

Jill is the best one by a mile!