Filling in, due to MURDER

[TheEyebrowsShow]

-I'm Ron Burgundy?

-God dammit people, I told you if you type it in to the prompter Ron Burgundy will read it!

[marlinssoxguy11]

so dana is a boys name?

[Wehoooooo2012]

Whaaaa?

[KalidescopeKreations]

:O

[tictac268]

Thumbs up if mari sent you here so you KNOW there is going to be at least one comment saying "thumbs up if mari sent you here"

[DeathByLaBamba]

oh my god, they killed Dayna

YOU BASTARD!!

[jdog90000]

I didn't know being a news caster was so dangerous :O

[emlu96]

..??..??..??..??

[Grindshock]

You know, no big deal or anything.

[XicedreamsX]

im guessing it should be:

"good evening im ken bastida, dana is off tonight. He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrationg his birthday, John doe died blah blah blah "

[xabsazx]

Who is 'dana'? :/... I dont get it...

[Torffvit]

OKAY, WHO INVITED CHUCK NORRIS TO THAT PARTY?!

[jscheesy6]

That must of been one hell of a birthday...

[gigsternaterer]

its funny because he says it like it happens everyday! LOLOLOL

[crazzynez]

wtf, did the guy misspeak or was he being serious??

[FayariMustang]

LOL wtf

[WarriorAngel14]

Off?

[Firefury12]

hahahah- wait, what?

[TheTupperwareZebra]

didthis really happen?

[CorruptedPersona]

so casual, like doesn't give a fuck

[Captaj12]

i bet he did all that

[MetalFanx2000]

That's how I wanna go!

[EnigmaSkyway]

"Dana is off tonight"

Soo...when's he gonna be back?

[MinnesotaVikings32]

is this real??

[arlinda2k]

Thumbs up if smosh sent you here!

[megaapfel]

R.I.P. Dana

[AnAceOfSpaidz]

Smosh sent me here

[stelleluna1234]

I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR LAUGHONG AT THIS

[PhasmaPaula]

I feel horrible that I laughed at this.

[MrChamp503]

after this watch /watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4 then wonder xD

[Lizzardgizzardchops]

100% likes, 9 dislikes. Seems legit. Haha anyways he so enthusiastic at the end.

[ThePlatypusAgent]

coolstorybro. JK, that's pretty bad, that thing you just said.

[duplitoaejr]

It's called a period. Meaning a little pause so then you don't confuse people or give them the wrong idea news reporter.

[CodPK2]

I think he said im filing in then went to another story

[katkowalski314]

haha "bastida"

[XxNinaSexyxX]

i just laughed at his last name the whole time...

[dasacker3000]

he's on the bay area news right now XD

[Sansiara]

is this true?

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

wow, subtle.

[KatiCobra]

I watch him every night on the news. Didn't catch this, but this is really funny XD

[thatguywhomixes]

i live in san francisco and this happened a year and a half ago and i am still laughing when i saw it live

[JordanWalsh0]

@thatguywhomixes Did he eventually notice he mistake?

[ReggaeStylazz]

Press 2 for your own remix of this video :D

[getjac]

@ReggaeStylazz you sir are a genius

[mrfrog44]

I like how the guy has a slight smile at the end, like, LOL, he dieded while celebrate his birthday

[Failbot9000]

??????????????????????????????­???????????

[sakurasfullofcats]

ohjesus



[gatmanf94]

Oh shit I watch this news when KTVU isn't on.

[evanstoler]

His corpse will be back in tomorrow.

[stp52x]

@evanstoler

Anything less would be intolerable and reason enough to get fired.

[SeattleSSA]

LMAO. Apparently, being murdered and set on fire gets you the night off from work.

[LostFound916]

LMAO



[TheMoonman00]

i like how getting murdered just gets you the night off.

[Dan0Dead0Or0Alive]

Most have been one crazy party

[guitarrahombre]

that's onion quality

[fatpeasant]

@guitarrahombre Hi, I'm filling in for Clifford Banes who was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

[bravoman368]

,(comma) blah blah blah, where's the rest of it....

[namnidah]

I did not know that Dana was a man, wow.

[olllj]

this is just an akward cut and a way too short break between 2 sentenses.

[OuterSpacedRS]

Oh man, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard after finding out someone was murdered.

[wildcatnip]

The awkward moment when you found out that it was true.

[jd358601]

@wildcatnip ...is not right now since Dana is a woman. Therefore "he" was not murdered and set on fire.

[Faxmonkeyx]

Well, his birthday was sorta ruined--but at least he got the night off.

[akazombie]

So... He'll be in tomorrow?

[geoemrick]

It's just so many words that you never expect to be put together in one sentence....someone was "off" of work....but was "murdered" AND "set on fire" on their "birthday"??????? So many twists and turns in such a short amount of time.

[anythingnew]

His straight face makes it even funnier LMFAO

[AvsJoe]

OMG Poor Dana D:

[ChadNose]

LOLLOLOLOLOL! I watched this over and over 100000 times and it's funny every time.

[ItsTheCos]

Filling in, due to MURDER???

[ItsTheCos]

@ItsTheCos This is a great title for a video, is what I'm saying.

[polarityplus]

too many candles?

[SpaceClinicProverbs]

this is easily one of the greatest videos on youtube.

[moleman1996]

That excuse should get me out of homework...

[shadowfootball1]

Is this shit real?

[Specterish]

@shadowfootball1 It's real, yeah, but the teleprompter didn't have the correct punctuation and so he pronounced it completely wrong.

[shadowfootball1]

@Specterish Of course, I've made that mistake many times.

[chafenhimer]

R.I.P. Kent Dana great Arizona man

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

LOL!!!

[CopyriteInfringement]

Bahaahahahahahah.....even the realatives of the murdered guy musta been laffin

[Bonemeal2]

Man, I wanna party with Dana!!! THAT'S HARDCORE!!! ROCK-N-ROLL!!! ROCK-N-ROLL!!! ROCK-N-ROLL!!!

(Glad I got that out of my system.)

Saw this on Web Soup. Rather annoyed that they didn't have the clip on YT, but thankfully, someone here DOES.

[theheraldofcreation]

lol Last birthday for his coleague.

[kananase]

BLAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[dalektaliban]

wow he seems very upset due to the loss of his coleague

[jnwmom]

worst birthday ever!

[memitim901]

Onion?

[Nexxion]

@memitim901 You're joking right? It was just him stringing two sentences together on accident.

[cpt1chris]

ken bastida's little nipples went to france?

[SteveJ2008]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[DJSIQRIQ]

CLASSIC

[nglazas]

This short version is so much better.

[Canibalcole]

"More after the weather."

[gr0gg0]

Nice

[brizzo0614]

Dana~ "Hey guys, this is Dana.. I can't come in today.." ...Boss~"Why not? " Dana~"Well last night, I was celebrating my birthday and some douche thought it would be funny to murder me and then set me on fire.." Boss~"Wow, people these days! Well, get plenty of rest. Don't get out of your coffin too much" ;)

[Kooly1]

I fucking hate when people call out like that.

[thatstheguy07]

I was definitely expecting him to say that too.

[lucasbarringer]

The stories some people think of to get out of work,,,,,

[thatstheguy07]

@lucasbarringer hahahahahahaa

[BerserkyrKJ]

@lucasbarringer LMFAO!

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Well fuck.

I hate when that happens.

[lilsaint712]

did he really die?

[hotdogman199]

omg .... haha

[crowoman]

Hhahaha..

[LRooster4Prez]

did anyone question Mr. Bastida? on his connections to the murder

[madmanheya]

@LRooster4Prez I Know right? He would have more to gain in this situation by being promoted to lead news-anchor!

[Wills737]

sounds like one hell of a party 

[Weezie010]

hmm sounded a bit hot at his party..... where was my invite ?

[fronojoe]

was he actually murdered?

[will612]

Did anyone catch the fact that the guy said Dana is "off today"...he's gonna be off longer than that.

[buryourdead21]

so many unanswered questions...

[luckydog13423]

is this true?



[TheCrazyFinn]

He says it like he really cares. :)

[2cool4you27]

lol this was on jay leno i think maybe conan?

[xPoPzYou]

rofl

[heterocliteboy]

punctuation:

either the person that does the teleprompter doesn't know how to use it..

or the reporter doesn't know how to read it

[Relics0897]

he would say it so nonchilant

[andronicusyyz]

The saddest part about this video is that we are all laughing about it even though someone was indeed murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday ... even if it wasn't Dana.

[MoonRockShuggie]

@andronicusyyz No, she wasn't. He forgot to pause while reading the teleprompter. He continues on to the next story.

[phillysportz3]

I'm sure that was the way he would've wanted to go.

[JoeInJapan86]

wat

[lockandkeynes]

too bad dana is a girl's name

[cuppautechre]

@lockandkeynes it can be a guy's name too. i.e. Dana Carvey

[DynamicScherzo]

I'm Ron Burgandy?

[Kevster1993]

"Damn it! Who didn't put a full stop on the teleprompter! For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Bastida will read!"

[GOweville]

Goddamn telepromters.

[camtonyray666]

That's heartless... I don't care who the police' suspects are & their motives to murder the news reporter...

This guy would DEFINITELY be my first god damn suspect !!!

[yowzephyr]

"Dana is off tonight."

I hope he received murdered pay.

[papermariofreak64]

Should we be concerned about this fellow? Did he died?

[blanckien]

@papermariofreak64 don't worry, everything's cool.

[lovesskiingpow]

shit, is this for real?

[RollyU]

saw this on jimmy fallon last night and was cracking up so hard!

[FullMentalPanic]

*insert keyboard cat*

And the fix:

Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT: He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday :-(

[BoeingBeatsAirbus]

sorry hear about that dana!

[cdholder90]

That's why you turn to another camera to start the lead story

[mdellenbogen]

he just went too fast into it...it would have followed with something like this

"Dana is off tonight ... *PAUSE*... he was murdered and set on fire on his birthday, ... *CONTINUE NEW STORY*

[electrojones]

Well, at least they didn't rape him.

[kresh]

heh..so the man in black from lost is now a news anchor huh?

[BranDeezyMusic]

I live in the bay area and this dude fucks up all the time i remember watching one day (not my choice) and he said "Unfortunately no one was killed" XD

[Aperrentis]

As I type I see "666" as the amount of people who liked this.

[Peargirl132]

WTF

wah'



[ZeroCorpse]

Typical news bunny. He doesn't even pay attention to what he's reading.

It was supposed to be like this:

Intro: "Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight."

. . . (pause)

Lead story: "He was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday..."

[mixtapebang]

... what? D:

[reefstiz]

LOL

[Siebeuh]

LMFAO!!!

[Ken3751]

All I heard was the vuvuzela? xD

[cjwalsh7]

That must have been one hell of a party

[profxfiles]

Story transistion FAIL!

[DeanWhipper]

This is amazing

[KellytheNeibert]

hahahahahaha!!!!

[TravJam317]

Poor Dana. And on his birthday too.

[ShigerSeattle]

This is actually a producer error. The producer should have scripted a camera turn with an over the shoulder graphic to separate the intro from the first story. It's also a bad idea to begin a story with the word "He."

[HandsomeDynamite]

HAHAHAHAHA

[J0kerofHearts]

i dont get it, what was he supposed to have said? so Dana isn't actually murdered?

[erric1234]

@J0kerofHearts

Dana has the night off [pause and then onto the first story of the news of someone else that isnt dana] He was murdered....

[brad3378]

Happy Birthday Dana!! Have a great funeral.

[MLGAFuzzyBunny]

@brad3378 LMFAO

[ryanlaing]

rip

[revamparts]

dee dee dee dun dun dun dunnn ... good evening I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set-on-fire while CELEBRATING his birthday!

[n1ckyn1ck]

@revamparts I know, I watched the video.

[alisonbedell]

holy shit i just spit out water

[ClareBear18]

Dana is a lady! That's why he didn't realize it was wrong to mush those two sentences together.

[dominicpodom]

@ClareBear18 Dana could be a male name as well

[ClareBear18]

@dominicpodom Dana is a woman for sure, this clip is from a local news channel and Dana King is definitely a woman.

[Cynabunnie]

@ClareBear18 Dana could be a man.. What about Dana Carvey?

[ammakichutt]

LMAO

[PsychoCheese1337]

WHUT.

[madtonesbr]

I'm Ron Bergundy?

[Cynabunnie]

... will he be off tomorrow night too?

[puhsitch]

@Cynabunnie Nope. Channel 5's first zombie newscast is tomorrow. I heard that Dana got a pretty decent raise for taking the new position.

[Cynabunnie]

@puhsitch sweet!

[dangraphic]

@Cynabunnie LOL TOO FUUNY!!!

[jelneutron3]

that is all...

awesome party.