biggest liar men or women

[passingpoor]

"i'm on the pill"

don't ever fall for that one

[jimmyleppard6]

what does chris rock say at 0:40? what's a man's lie?

[xLauraSanchezMadx]

@jimmyleppard6 he says 'a man's lie is like I'm at Tony's house, I'm at Kenny's house' (:

[mmaier2112]

Pffft. You don't have to lie to women. Hell, they don't even WANT you to lie to them. They want you to tell them the truth and fucking DARE them to bitch about it.

When you can tell them "I was out drinking with my buddies and there's the fucking door if you don't like it", that's when their panties get soaked and drop without effort.

[davidmjeong926]

Another woman's lie : "He raped me."

[BlueLeopard200]

guy at 2.23 is hiding some porn in his house

[amez4life]

"A woman's lie is like, 'It's your baby'".

Maury Povich could've told you that in a heartbeat.

[animejerk05]

They find the porno on the VCR or on your home computer

[theunknown24113]

LOL "it's your baby." 

[dougisbest1]

women are the biggest liars *aye* you a fucking liar XD

[ItUpLive]

lol "THE VCR!"

[kevincc13]

Women want men to lie to them. "Does this dress make me look fat?" If you say yes because it does, she gets angry. So you say "no" to make her feel good.

[DistressSignal]

He forgot to point out that men lie through their teeth about loving a woman just so they can fuck her and then run away, to the next vagina to use as a sex toy.

[kevincc13]

@DistressSignal Even though we are humans, we are still animals. It's a primal instinct, look at lions.

[Vykkdraygo713]

@DistressSignal sounds like someone got dumped because they didn't put out enough. Lol jk

[DontShakeItUp]

@DistressSignal Those are just players. Women do that shit too.

[newsearching]

@DistressSignal love and sex are totally different issues. This is a video about lies.

[davidmjeong926]

@DistressSignal Yet, women look for and fall for those "bad boys" all the time.

[Searcheur]

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

[ssj4vegetassj5]

Thats how devil man got blind.. batman came in his eye when devil man wanted to go jerk of in the batcave...

[dre16326]

LMFAO

[LpYrBby]

Everything about you is a lie and you want me to tell the truth...FUCK YOU!!! LMAO!!!

[Bouzinem]

Thank god for internet porno closes in my windo and never shows itself again.

[Tejohny]

@Bouzinem my girl me still even with the internet lol i closed my laptop with the porn on and when she opened it she was greeted with some porn

[kevincc13]

@Tejohny Did it not go into standby mode? O.o

[TheEaglesfanindc]

preech!!! and chris add this to the list U GOT ASS SHOTS THATS NOT YOUR ASS

women tell the bigger lies me tell small lies women lies can ruin the family

[UncleMikeNJ]

Jon Lovitz: "George, I've been living a lie."

Jason Alexander: "Only one? I'm livin' like 20!"

[ellabella030508]

"You aint that tall"..

[Kazekage121]

23 idiots have no sense of humur

[Gangsta95758]

what is this dude wearing?

[Brumbeezy21]

23 people dont have their own porno cellar to hide shit from their wives :)

[LiloPelakai]

lol UMAD Chris? Guys are so disgustingly hypocritical... you all love making generalizations like this about us but we're bitches if we dare do the same to you; you can ignore sweet girls for drama queens/sluts and porn stars but if we find charming, handsome, respective fellas more attractive than your insecure, bitter arses, that means we dont know what we want and are "into @ssholes". none of you are "nice", that is a lie you tell yourselves to sleep at night and get sex. Pot, MEET KETTLE =)

[DOUGLAS55ish]

@LiloPelakai This is a bit off the topic but are you from Hawaii? You have a Hawaiian handle and I know part of it means seawater but I am not sure about the LiloPela part and I'm too lazy to get my Hawaiian dictionary. That and the vodka-orange soda I just drank. I am a 56 year old guy. I have been married 28 years to a woman who chose not to have my children yet has stuck me with a 35 year-old idiot of a step-son. I consider myself a nice guy but I think I am also an idiot. To be continued.

[SupremelyMikey]

@LiloPelakai lmao are you mad? no dude is nice? it sounds like all these "charming, handsome, respective dudes" played you enough to the point you actually believe no man is nice...maybe you should take a look in the mirror and realize that maybe it's you that needs to change and stop chasing the assholes..then maybe you'll see that there are just as many good guys as there are sweet girls

[Chris2k6]

@LiloPelakai Shut the fuck up, he's a comedian, you imbecile. He's right anyway. Some people are just fucking retarded, seriously, what is wrong with you? I mean I've seen some stupid comments on YouTube in my day but this...this takes the cake.

[loqutor]

@LiloPelakai Uh, no...it's the other way around. If a woman says "All men are bastards," she gets high-fived by her "sisters". If a man says "I've known a few really crazy women," he gets lynched.

[UnknownUserName4267]

@LiloPelakai

It's a comedy routine you sad humourless woman. Women like to generalise men by saying "They're all bastards" and silly feminist man haters like you whoop whoop and agree yet a bloke says something about women you get all pissy. The only hypocrite I see is you.

[JohanStarDragon]

@LiloPelakai Whatever helps you sleep at night too. :-)

[LiloPelakai]

@sweetuth99 umad, "nice guy"? stop generalizing women just because the charming, respectful football star attracted Brittany more than your creepy, pathetic, clingy, abusive butt did =) how disgusting men treat and talk to/about women... then yall WONDER why we turn into feminazis o_O

[deadlywizard234]

22 people left the porno cd in the dvd player



[bigfoot419]

@sweetuth99 i wish i could like this more then once

[187666coffee]

@sweetuth99 wow thats makes too much sense... PREACH IT!!!!

[BorderCityBandit]

women always complain that they cant find the right man,but they wont give good guys with good hearts a chance,they want the asshole that will verbally abuse and sometimes physically abuse them,and fuck thier sister.good guys arent even of being womens friends nowdays ,much less lovers, American women are not wife material, feminism has destroyed thier fucking minds,If I do marry ,it'll be to a foreign woman, yet ,once you bring them here.they get Americanized,then its damaged goods :(

[CognitiveNetwork]

1:46 gorrilaz? ooh ooh ooh ooh

[33melonpaws77]

i think if people were more easy going in society, not calling women whores or bullying men to not have porn, no one would want to lie. relax, I say, and porn for all!

mmmm.

[iYEMTheGreatest]

WOMEN MAKE ME SICK:

THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THERE'S NO "REAL MEN", THEY WANT TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF, THEY FANTASIZE ABOUT RAPE, THEY DON'T WANT A GUY TO ASK IF HE CAN KISS, ETC., BUT....

..IF THE GUY ACTUALLY ACTS LIKE A "REAL MAN" THE WOMEN WANNA CRY RAPE.

FUCK THESE WHORES!

THEY HAVE TOO MANY PRIVILEGES AND 'SEXUAL HARASSMENT' IS BULLSHIT. THEY ONLY FILE IT IF THEY DON'T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE.

I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANY BITCH; THEY'RE EVIL, LOVE $, POWER, AND ARE SELFISH, LIARS.

PERIOD.

[malton89]

@iYEMTheGreatest u gay?

[iYEMTheGreatest]

@malton89 Why is a guy always pigeon-holed into "being gay" once he calls women out on their bullshit??

[LiloPelakai]

@iYEMTheGreatest That's OK, we're not into fat, miserable little cretons like yourself either.

[UnknownUserName4267]

@LiloPelakai

Calling someone a cretin when you can't even spell the word means your cretin. Look, I managed to spell it correctly twice. Now fuck off you sad man hating bitch.

[fuegolitoes]

view 668866!!!

[GarfieldLifeStyle]

@sweetuth99 ALL TRUE :D

[IceRice3000]

@sweetuth99 so true

[tenis993]

i think women are the biggest liars but they hide it better. for ex. when guys lie, girls make the biggest deal about it. and when women lie they hide it better and if the guy notices then he doesnt tell the whole world, just like a friend or 2.... (obviously men lie a lot too).

[mrtundra45]

women are the biggest whores as well...

[LiloPelakai]

@mrtundra45 for who? guys =)

[mrtundra45]

@LiloPelakai for free stuff etc.........and i just saw this porn where a girl lets 50 guys cum in her mouth and she swallows it all....... being a whore is cool in the 21st century

[positiveblackman1]

we both lie ALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTT but when he said men lie the most women tell the biggest lies he should have said women lie the most and women tell the biggest lies LOL

[hbq3000]

Ill admit it I lied to my woman this morning and it went somethong like this

"Do I look good in this?"

me-"yes you do"

and why did I lie, cause the time I said "i think that outfit dosent work" and her girlfriend said it did, I was al of a sudden insensative and rude, screw the arguements that I will never win

[sminno]

i think it's even. Men fall for what they see, women fall for what they hear. Men pass up good women for bad girls, women pass up good men for bad boys. The reasons this keeps happening is because we don't learn from our mistakes. As long as we keep falling into the old traps, we will never break the cycle.

[veemon]

VCR? o.0 holy shit, how long ago was this?

[NicolleSmith100]

MEN are the biggest liers

[lnsertCleverName]

@sweetuth99 On point bro. I actually wrote your comment down for future use. XD

[lnsertCleverName]

@lnsertCleverName I remember when I worked at Lowe's, and I asked this chick out on a date. Later that evening, a manager approached me about sexual harrassment concerns.

[TheCid100]

@lnsertCleverName That's right. Sexual harassment is discrimination against unattractive men!

[positiveblackman1]

@sweetuth99 well coming from a man who likes to keep it positive good men are hard to find.infact screw it,There are no good men LOL

[tuffsing313]

WOMEN!!!

[JohanStarDragon]

@sweetuth99 You forgot the one about "I want to find a nice guy" (No, when the nice guy shows up you ditch him for the guy who treats you like an old pair of socks.)

[TheLaserMaser]

@JohanStarDragon Then, of course, complain about how there are no more good men in this world.

[JohanStarDragon]

@TheLaserMaser Yup. And the reason why there are no nice guys left is because women killed them (Metaphorically speaking).

[kevincc13]

@JohanStarDragon I agree with you bro, I'm a nice guy and I get stuck in the friend zone a lot. They all go for those "bad boys" and then whine about their being no good men.

[JohanStarDragon]

@kevincc13 Yup, it is sad really. But still we try to be the good guys despite being stuck in the friend zone and we hope that she'll come to her senses. Nothing like living in hope, huh?

[kevincc13]

@JohanStarDragon Yeah.... except they don't and then they WHINE about no good guys. Really annoying.... honestly lol

[JohanStarDragon]

@kevincc13 even moreso these days when so many women want their men to be like Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. But as Chris Rock had also pointed out it is easy to know what women want - they want everything. Everything. Everything.

[kevincc13]

@JohanStarDragon Yup.... which is why it's better for them to be submissive. They just cause so much trouble....

[ABW941]

@JohanStarDragon cause the nice guy seems to be less of a man, and the guy who uses the words bitch and cunt in every sentence, seems to be more manly (what a stupid concept of manhood!?), and for some reason the will love this guy, meanwhile the nice guy will meet a materialistic bimbo, which will treat him like a pair of socks

what a tragedy

[XLilXTweakX]

@sweetuth99 I'm a chick and I agree with that XD A lot of women say that...it doesn't make sense to me. If you can explain to me why they say shit like that I'd be grateful ^.^ Thanks in advance.

[osianozzy]

@sweetuth99 spot on buddy

[thagrammarnazi]

@sweetuth99 I realise everyone's already commended you (and some even got pissed) but that took BALLS, you are fucking GOD my friend.

[crh2010]

"a woman's lie is like 'its your baby" lmao that put me in tears

[Japplefly]

lol @ 2:21 man says "thank you!" like he's been arguing about it!

[GamerCraze2112]

@sweetuth99 Another thing ive noticed is that women want you to spend time with them but never something you want to do (With some possible exceptions)

[aslan1905ful]

man start tell lies when they 13 but woman start tellin lies when they fuckin 5

[kylestrangerful]

what the name of that show ???

[megastutter8701]

@sweetuth99 yeah thats about right...

[Joeltaa347]

society is a lie, and women are societys best product, thats why almost everything is a God damn lie, we also lie like hell but womans lies hurt much more.



[elkaia1]

@sweetuth99 You pretty much proved we DON'T have equality yet. Not legally, but in the eyes of society. I really hope you're not in law enforcement or associated with the government. Fuck you, I want a dollar's pay for a dollar's work. Not 70 cents, A DOLLAR. If something gets slipped in my drink or I'm being abused I want to go to the police without them telling me that it's my fault for assuming the guy's not gonna act like a complete animal.

[charlotteBraillie]

@elkaia1

Amen to that

[PratosKS]

@elkaia1 Your facts are wrong. Stop thinking every guy wants to rape you also. You sound like a cunt.

[Skintonic111]

@PratosKS Exactly what facts did she mention that were wrong? Also I didn't see any cunt-like behavior in her post o_O

[PratosKS]

@Skintonic111 Not having equality, the wage gap, every man is out to rape her by slipping things in her drink. There is no wage gap and women are treated better than any man. She is acting like a victim just because she is a woman. Its bullshit.

[Skintonic111]

@PratosKS Where do you see her express those opinions in her post?

Also: 'women are treated better than any man' You kinda sound like you feel you are the victim.

[UnknownUserName4267]

@elkaia1

The pay gap between men and women is based on skewed statistics. Men and women get paid the same rate for the same job, women earn less in their lifetime as they're more likely to take time off to have children and do more part time work. That's the point, men EARN more. Men are the ones who do night shifts, work weekends and do the overtime while women with kids use their kids as an excuse to get out of doing the extra work. It's just more feminist bullshit.

[Amabar]

@sweetuth99 I'd give you 10 thumbs up if I could.

[atomus]

@sweetuth99 Nailed it right on the head! Bravo!

[209twitch]

@sweetuth99 i cosign this. too true.

[Skintonic111]

Funny but if he'd turned it around, canged his speech and said 'women are the biggest liar - men tells the biggest lie', people would still laugh and say 'That's SO true'. Gotta love comedians though

[natedoggydogg247]

@sweetuth99 I love you

[BiggyE97]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Aami221]

'ITS YOU BABY'-hahahahahah

[incogneegro]

i like how he said VCR cause he thinks black folk cant afford DVD

[mnypwrrspkt]

women are such vile creatures

[TwiceThePrincess]

Men lie alot but the women lie just as much the only diffrence is that men get caught and women dont so it seem like wonen lie less

[snrdirtysanchez]

true.

[alnwicktkd]

@sweetuth99 you hit the nail on the head there. no such thing as a trustworthy women.

[Mapopa747]

funny shit

[ricardoalves666]

ahahahahahahahahahah this simply hilarious Chris cracs everyone up

[cryptvish]

IDK I dont wear make up or wear heels or wonder bras, so what about women like me lmfao

[TexdoIIy]

@cryptvish We don't care about girls like you. :)

[pebblefrog196]

22 women watched this video.

[pebblefrog196]

0:49 stupid lying bitch :)

[1probisvet]

This is awesome! Hahaha, he is truly one of the best!

[1234bboys]

agree...... MissPompous...

[iluvbnnatural20]

He looks just like you he's got your hat...HAHAA smh

[1234bboys]

Chris Rock is on the top 10 list of funny's comedian of all time.....

[MissPompousTwat]

@1234bboys

Top 10 of funniest AMERICAN comedians probably...

If it was world wide, there would be 9 British comedians in that top 10 plus Eddie Murphy.

[pashun88]

@MissPompousTwat Why not throw around some names. I've never listened to a Brit. comedian. But in my opinion, Eddie's not that funny.

[MissPompousTwat]

@pashun88

So what do you think of these two?

Russell Brand's acceptance speech: /watch?v=q06daZ1jg1o

Sean Lock's rant on children's acting : /watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk

(first minute: children acting, after that: Sean's reaction)

[pashun88]

@MissPompousTwat I love Russell Brand! I've always thought he was funny, but I didnt know he was a comedian. The other guy only made me smile. I suppose it could be because I watched Russell first? lol

[MissPompousTwat]

@pashun88

Yes, he has a way with words, doesn't he?

Here's another clip that most European fans LOVE (Russell talking nonsense backstage with Noel Fielding)

/watch?v=nQ5De6eNfVc

Americans usually don't think it's funny because 'it doesn't make sense'.

[pashun88]

@MissPompousTwat Yeah...it must be the American in me, but I totally didnt get that. I do understand British comedy most of the time ( I love the Office, for example), but that one flew right over my head! I do agree with one of the top comments, they do look like a gay couple right there. They were on a role, and those two definately get each other, thats for sure.

Does the rest of Europe generally have a style of comedy similar to that of Britain?

[MissPompousTwat]

@pashun88

The rest of Europe? Haha, why don't I quickly visit each of the 45 or 50 countries to find that out for you?

Every nation has a different sense of humour, what a German finds funny, a Frenchman will yawn at. Also, in most European countries, people still don't watch English spoken tv, so they probably won't be familiar with a lot of these British comedians. Can you watch this joke (Jimmy Carr) and tell me if the punchline totally shocked you or made you laugh? watch?v=TGaQky6Hh4s

[pashun88]

@MissPompousTwat It totally shocked me, but I laughed after I recovered. You?

Ever heard of ''The Onion"? It’s an American news satire show. Here are some of my favorites from them. Tell me what you think.

watch?v=FNUfDYGUueE&feature= watch?v=mE3gWZk4Aeo watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0

watch?v=T1l217B88nk

watch?v=-faCh8BUEts

watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&feature=re­lmfu

watch?v=IKkUzMiWpd0&feature=re­lmfu

watch?v=0Kn_GqbXQgM&feature=re­lmfu

watch?v=apwjgE0n9fc&feature=re­lated

watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMod

[MissPompousTwat]

@pashun88

Haha, "Glenn Back tragically alive following car wreck". Great stuff. Didn't know America had satire apart from The Simpsons.

About Jimmy Carr's Viagra joke: I'm not a fan of jokes that rely on shock value, but that particular one is simply exquisite. Don't know why British comedians these days love to make light of child molestation. Probably to distance themselves from the general public's mass hysteria about paedophiles, or something.

Thanks again for the Onion tip!

[pashun88]

@MissPompousTwat America loves satire. Political satire shows like Jon stewart and Stephen Colbert are also popular. The Onion is awesome...I have to watch their videos twice. Once for the material in the video, and once again just to read the stuff scrolling by at the bottom. Its genious.

Cheers.

[ZatoSama]

he got ur hat ahahahahahah

[takeoutme]

I guess only 22 wp,em watched this video

[KonfusedMind]

"it`s u`r baby " LMAO!

[UnitedKorean]

I am beginning to think Chris Rock is a genius! This guy is such a profound thinker and the speaker of truth.

[babbina]

"men lie th emost, women tell the biggest lie" sooooo tru!

[ghostbouy1]

LOL did anyone hear someone say "thats right" at 2:17 xD

[thedavecorp]

Women are better at not getting CAUGHT.

[elusuario989]

@thedavecorp You bitch...

[thedavecorp]

@elusuario989 How do you figure?  Ever hear a girl FART?

[elusuario989]

@thedavecorp :O

[guttaboi88]

Women lie more

[videodads]

22 feminists did NOT like this video ;)

[XLilXTweakX]

Lol, a guy doesn't have to hide porno from me, or the fact he watches it atleast, I'm secure enough. I don't care if he watches it XD

[pbatusa]

the biggest liar: an angel

the second biggest liar: don't know .. men and women 50/50?

see the channel .. or,

angrydude net

[lonely22angel]

women were make up because men fall in love with what they see

men tell lies because women fall in love with what they hear

[SeverFromWithin]

@lonely22angel you should write a book.

[samuelsixvids]

@lonely22angel dude, you are a wise smart man

[lonely22angel]

@samuelsixvids thank you. p.s i'm a women

[samuelsixvids]

@lonely22angel them that makes u a wise smart woman lol God Bless you!

[FutureMarine246]

@lonely22angel women get lied to cuz they dont use their brain, they think with their emotions

[NoizeyMan]

@lonely22angel Stolen From Facebook, Proud Of Yourself?

[003bone]

@lonely22angel true

[TheOneAndOnlyMiltos]

0:44 A woman's lie is like....

ITS YOUR BABY!!!

[TheIncredibleD1701]

Its funny because its true

[yankees032778]

If by in my house, he means on my computer, then hell yes

[XxRaN96xX]

I like how you can hear the guy say thank you when he talks about porn

[Thrawn369]

Heh, I remember the first time I got to second base. I put my hand under the girl's bra and thought "Is that it? It looked a lot bigger"

[CardinalJiles]

i love his comedy most of the the time but damn... is he wearing a trash bag?

[boss220swift]

The fact that the second most powerfull being on the planet can actually lie to themselves and believe there own rubbish.There is no question.

[guigui1236]

If my girl saw my search history in the internet I would be fucked !!!

[amazingdany]

"A woman's lie is: IT'S YO BABY!"

Damn good lol material right there!

[xxxclanmw2]

at the las scound of the vid it sounds like the girl is haveing a orgasim

[yamomzameanskeet]

I come to this vid like once a week just to watch the "everything about you is a lie.." part and then i just hit the like again lol

[golddigger0325]

do women watch porn too?

[jaydeepgrewal1]

you a lier OH YOU A FUCKING LIER YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU AHAHHAHA

[OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT]

@clarencesify It was you wasn't it?

[peter1592]

lol hearing him talk about life back in the 90s... "they find it in the VCR"

[PennyDreadfuI]

@peter1592 Hell, some of the best porn comes from old video tape collections.

[redhairmarimo]

the best liars are the ones who people believe are honest.

[InYudeBaybee]

now all guys need to do is delete their browsing history

[ph270able]

THIS COMMENT WILL NOT GET ANY LIKES

[lagoskid]

@ph270able Good.

[christick14]

@ph270able Reverse psychology much?

[begfortube]

WHAT'S A VCR???



[Iwuzhere321]

@begfortube Something like a VHS I think

[CBreeze5g]

@begfortube Please tell me you're joking.