Parenting On Self Help Mountain

[Elaina43]

I have no sense of humor - none - what-so-ever...

evidence? All I want to do is ask if you own the music in these videos.

(lost? see your own comment from 5 months ago)

[def44]

you talk some bad ju ju and i/we love it

[SnowLeopardQueen]

Sean Bedlam is God.

[cblackink]

We are all one, Sean. We are all God. I am you and you are me and goo goo ga ju...we are the eggman.

[JETPlusNDP]

man i thought u were dead or just a lazy well-fare cunt, then i realized i unsubscribed by accident a few months back. lol good stuff.

[ordinarypaul6009]

behind the cynicism this is a very positive message! at least i think so.

[6621790]

I fuckin love this guy

[gdoc63]

Sean,

Based on this posting, I'd love to meet your parents!

Anyone that could raise someone as twisted as yourself, is someone that I'd love to meet!

[Dochomp]

this too is another

fine example of

your greatness

[GGman21]

AS a parent I totally agree. We are all indeed fuckwads. It tortures me to know that with almost every action... every word uttered... I'm fucking up my kids more and more. I don't want to be the fuckwad, but it's like an unstopable force that wells up within me. I wonder, "where the hell did that come from". And I really have no answers. But I must soldier on and do my best... whatever the hell that means.

Take care Sean.

[YogiToad]

U R the fucking funniest person I've ever seen on youtube...I have my favorites,but you are so YHVH damn funny!

[zoemgs2]

damn this is awesome.

[BlueBarrier782]

:34 wow....

[unkdaved]

Hey, I didn't ask to be instantiated as an anonymous identity in cyberspace. I could have been a stream of electrons at the Large Hadron Collider or something cool. But, no. I make comments about some Youtube Maniac. Where's the fairness?

[wolffenhaus]

Parent. Get your parent here. Thats right I'm one. Come and git me you childless, scared to breed nimrods. I dares ya.

[Kruizinby]

I quite enjoy judging my fucked up self for being a judgemental fuck who's fucked in the head!

So yeah..., fuck you..., me..., I love being fucked up!

Sean - you are the fucked up fucken KING!!!

[MoanaBitchtard]

Great simile!

Where are my tiny clippers?

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Parents are usually just irresponsible or under-educated young adults who think that parenting is easy and that they are thus qualified. Also, try to think of reasons someone would have a kid- they're all selfish reasons, and the most common reason is "entertainment"/altruism/ some other form of pleasure (for the parent).

[analiasahotmail]

thx for the laffs..

=)

[LilithFilth]

Shit, YES!!

"What part/s of my fucked-upness can I pass on to another human that didn't ask to be here?" is the question I'm asking myself!

[missuscake]

how the hell are you still getting better!  Your like raising in fucking power every day. Keep creating man because its fucking working. No hiatus for you.

[nanciesweb]

I know I've lost some IQ points since my childless days. So far, thankfully, I can still type in complete sentences.

[whiskerchild]

Youa are hilarious, as always, with good ideas thrown in.

[Xakryn]

The real issue with so many cracker spawn popping up, as the late great bill hicks called them. Is the massive amount of pollution a human being, in general creates in their lifetime. With 98% of the population waiting for a seat on the apathy train, could I not kill someone and claim it self defense under the context that climate will eventually, kill us all. I know people don't really think that way yet. but they will, and I will laugh, then die as well.

[TheAgentChaos]

You are a dirty dirt dog!

(grins)

[Dochomp]

i'm such a big fan

i'm going out there

i'm going out there

and getting fucked

[unkdaved]

EVERYONE SUCKS

Yes: This is freedom.

[brains06]

This might be the greatest video on YouTube

[thewhitebrazilian]

omg tha was sooo hilaious

[deantown]

Thank you - I needed to hear that. And I mean NEEDED! ¦¬)

[macwild1234]

You sir, have a rich laugh.

[downhill240]

Judge hot cause you're so not! LOL 5 stars forever Sean!!

[Projoiner1]

I got 5 of my own little science experiments going on, I'll let you know how that turns out.

(pretty sure mine will be better than anyone elses, but who am I to judge)

[marniespeaks]

people are far too sensitive and fr*cked to be judged. Animals are much more fun.

"Oh, look! his face is all furry!"

You can't say that to a human, they'll pop you one.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Are you ever not awesome?

I can't really get annoyed or envious,

I just find it an ironic pissah,

that you never make a sucky video.

There is something terribly wrong with you.

There has to be.

I have yet to make one video, and you set the bar so high.... How the fuck am I supposed to deal with that?

[seanbedlam]

People will be pleased to know Youtube is asking me if I own the music in these videos. The music that clearly includes the words 'sean bedlam'. Yep.

[KlaxonCow]

Yes, but are you really Sean Bedlam?

Can you prove that the face we see in the video is really your face? How do we know you're not an imposter who has stolen Sean's face?

(That would explain the pixelation - you're trying to hide the visible seams where Sean's face was attached to yours.)

How do we know you're not a cyber-terrorist pirate who is trying to bring down civilisation, through wanton copyright violation?

We don't. Therefore, I'm afraid you must be detained, tortured and killed.

[KlaxonCow]

Don't you just love "the precautionary principle"?

You can prove anything without actually having any proof.

There's this hot chick I saw the other day. Now, who is to say that if me and her had children, we wouldn't spawn a daughter who goes on to cure cancer, end world hunger and bring about world peace?

This is far too important to simply leave to chance, yes? People's lives could theoretically be saved. Perhaps.

She must be compelled by law to sleep with me. Repeatedly.

Just in case.

[DouglasUrantia]

My parents did their best to prepare me to be totally screwed by society.

God forbid that children are better off than their parents.

[lopeziii]

i love you

[jogayot]

you are so harsh! kids are cute, though troublesome, they are like the most fascinating toys any kid could ask for, waay better than video games... feel my judgement!

[wajigma]

i judged a guy getting out of his parents minivan wearing a flat brimmed hat sideways, entering a house the size of my school.

then i collected my own silent judgement in the form of discouraged looks and slammed doors as i went trick or treating without a costume

[studybox]

I think public schooling deserves more lashing than parents. While parents are flawed, don't they love their children? Schools on the other hand are psychopathic. It's a one size fits all system where free-thinking gets crushed into bits and self-worth comes from a letter grade on a piece of paper and social acceptance into groups of immature children who are tripping on sugar and hours of mind-numbing television. What do you think?

[seanbedlam]

I think 'yes'.

[kristin7858]

Like it :).

[RillyMonsterZero]

ur little mirror talk was so appropriate for the topic

= )

it gave the video Watchability

[BonesTheCat]

Amen.

[hjeremy2222]

jeremy is pleased

[SamuelDrake27]

You make me smile a thousand smiles, Sean.

[nenxe]

"So fuck you, me. I can go and get fucked."

Brilliant.

[sxeeplta]

0:30  laughed so hard, brilliant

[truvelocity]

What I got from this vlog is that people need to get their spine back and state their opinions and stop being afraid of offending someone.

[benzone50]

Sean, I think you hit the nail,..ah nut case on the head!

[mooxim]

From the makers of Judge Judy comes... Judge Mental.

I'd so watch that.

[DanOlooney]

not me I'm perfect yes sir perfecto

[Pipistrello]

I'm waiting for the asshole who ultimately will comment "You don't have kids do you?" Then call you names because you couldn't POSSIBLY have an opinion about parenting unless you are one. I get those comments all the time when ranting on shitty parents. They make me giggle because I have helped raise HUNDREDS of kids while most parents raise less than 5. I get to see ALL the results of screwed up, and good, parenting.

[ROBwithaB]

Damn right I'm a nutcase.

That's why people love to hang with me.

Not sure I'd like to give my parents all the credit, though.

I work bloody hard on maintaining my fuckeduppedness.

[Morpheim]

from 1:27 I started laughing my ass off! XD

[zombiesmasher]

Your Video made me pee in my pants a little, I had to poor a scolding cup of coffee over myself to hide the tell tell signs from my coworkers - who are always staring at my crotch as if something interesting is about to happen there. One day it will, but today is not that day.

Lovely Video!

[zndprophet]

Judge another human today! Yay! Now I have a reason to do it for once!

[mypetnameislulu]

clap clap clap!! now i must thank your parents, i guess

[Idi0cracy]

"'HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER:'

Obedience, respect for authority. Just another name for controlling

people. The truth is that obedience and respect shouldn't be automatic.

They should be earned and based on the parent's performance. Some

parents deserve respect, but most of them don't, period."

-George Carlin.

[chris3443]

5.02 stars

[gabrielized]

Parents do what they know how to do at the time. Unfortunately, for a lot of folks, they were messed up by THEIR parents.

And so it goes!!

[DHtrousers]

My name is president Abraham Lincoln and my father touched by butt hole. Thats why I am on the penny.

[SomeBSUTubeName]

It's a parent's duty to inflict as much damage on their child before he or she is old enough to figure out how fuckked-in-the head their parents are. That requires shouting, drinking, deprivation, and random anger inappropriately expressed. This guarantees the sacred tradition of keeping insanity going for countless generations.

[jonsi317]

indeed

[kidblood1]

Hey, say hi to your PARENTS for me. lol

[Shisho2k]

Another gem.

[otakursed]

Looks like this was meant for Game Boy betamax. Imagine playing Super Mario, and Bedlam's face suddenly appears betwixt levels . . . I think that'd be scarring, which is appropriate.

[dismutased]

So..... you're parent's were majorly screwed eh?

[ArtypNk]

My mother was a parent once. She hated it.

[kyle803]

:) i enjoy your videos:) thank ou for them

[MustafaPresents]

People,

People who judge people,

are the most judgmentalist people

in the world.

[AudibleOpinion]

Is a judgementalist someome who can read your mind and from reading your mind, know without a shred of doubt, that your a fuckwit. But is a relavation obtained by a good solid factual reading of the mind 'judgemental'? of course it is because we all have our predudices, and any relevations must be coloured by them. So fuck you and your mind reading you judgemental predudiced bastard. Stop reading my mind and go read a book instead, but not Dan Brown because I dont hate you that much. (joking)

[MustafaPresents]

Uh...saaay whaaat?

[StevoJN]

HAHAHA, man, that's exactly what I think when i go visit my relatives and friends who have kids. Needless to say I don't visit often, I can be fucked in the head all by myself and have a nice time

[TheAist]

Nice!

[meavid]

sean bedlam for biosphere 3

[oojamaflipper]

fuck kids!!

(not literally, obviously)

[IssMeinHirn]

Seriously Sean, one of your best!

[furetosan]

Bonsai idiots being grown by other idiots! I'm not judging you or anything, you know...

[YoureWrongImRight]

My parents really out did themselves with my sorry ass then !

[tyrbolo]

Blessed be he whose cause is just, thrice blest

is he who gets a punch in fust !!!

[jakluk4]

HAHAHAHA loves it, indeedie!

[simonodell]

fuckin awesome!