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  • this guy is epic :)

    im from belgium and love this so fucking bad :D

  • cookielover must have G-Lo on his/her mind so much she/he came to his videos to talks sh"itt lol...GEORGE LOPEZ#1 funniest Comedian Alive!

  • funniest Comedian alive, greetings from Newport Beach,CA!

  • @thebooks76 Thats just some part is reality and the other is just joking..Greetings from Puerto Rico..latin Love.

  • 22 people dont have any chichis LMAOOO X-P

  • Imagine if George didn't do stand up! We'lll have comdiens like Tosh and that fucker is not funny

  • @3TLoverful NO. HE. IS. NOT.

  • i dont want to get them dirty!! i got that... i was eating...

  • 21 people are just jealooous. . . .X-P

  • Vamonos HIGHLIGHTS!!!!

  • 20 people are white and dont get theshow :DD

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  • he was talking about snooki

  • @dafreshkid1 if she was Mexican!

  • "because this bones hard" great line roflmao

  • "Cause this bones hard!"

    Oh that hurted me allot

  • "TIA TAKE OFF THE SHORTS!! ....... IM LITTLE!!" xD ahahaha

  • F. U.... I'm from Ensenada!!! jajaja

  • Good job! Go see Michael Zhang, Stand up comedian. Just Search "Michael Zhang 12 years old stand up comedian at hollywood improv"

  • Ira trajo Crown Royal

  • :28 to :30 is SOOOOO true

  • @ 0:47 thats what he told his wife

  • now were 50 million and we still growing

  • No one should be offended.

    He's offending mexicans; but hes one himself.

    who cares?

    He's funny, end of discussion!

  • @mrsbagans123 yessss

  • dark ,slippers , unattractive its snooki

  • LMFAO your chichis don't look right if your stomach LMFAO

  • ★★★★★

  • sooo true in my family i got to do everything and my br just sits on his butt and watches tv

  • @xxkoolkiidxx1 haha same here but i make him wash the dishes and help me clean

  • @xxkoolkiidxx1 I had the first boy in the family and you better believe I made his little ass help clean. He was not going to be treated like the typical little prince. My dad was treated that way by my abuelita and to this day, his fat ugly wife (2nd) runs his ass. She has a leash on him because he is too weak to stand up to her.

  • if you watch this whole stand up at once you'll understand why the crew never wanted to touch that mic again. XD

  • nobody tell her ! nobody tell her ! DALE TIA!! lol :D

  • the whole time he was talking about his aunt dancing i was thinkin "oh my gosh becky look at her butt"

  • wheres the one he is like omg look its duncan omg isint it dis one

  • @ozmaria /watch?v=H0TsLSj1eBo I think you're looking for this one

  • hahaha man I wonder if white ppl feel offended by this?

    Te amo Geroge XD

  • @runogirl19 Lol, i'm not offended by this at all. This motherfucker is funny.

  • @grassvalleystudios hahaha of course he is! XD

  • @runogirl19 I'm white and not offended, I laugh my ass off:)

  • @amelazx3 as you should he's awesome XD

  • im PURTRO RICAN bt its all true bout it bt i u white dont watch this u will feel afend at some point

  • lol it feels like its gonna tear me in half

  • lol " i dont have the baby nail so i just painted the skin ,but u kno it looks nice'' XD

  • he is so funny

  • lmao, I love how he's about to throw up after every sentence about his aunt.

  • 39 million ! , Hell Yessssssssss !! <3 .

  • I'm PUERTO RICAN, but this shit is so fucking true about all of us latinos. We all have something so in common. Great job George!!! Thumbs up to that shit Holla!!!

  • "plus i dont wanna get it dirty" LOOL

  • my mom when she drank danced by herself lol.. me and my brother when we were younger laughed at her

  • each part is getting less and less views starting from one to the en because people lose entrist. they suck

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  • @Cookielover415 lost interest***

  • @Cookielover415 I believe the word you where looking for was "interest".......

    I'm totally fucking with you =)

  • he's so funny!!viva george lopez cabrones!!!

  • como me esta rompiendo la panocha aayyy.. lol

  • @JDMSTITCH 50.4 million actually

  • ShaKe DAt AsS G

    LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • I know someone like that at 3:58... and yeah.

  • im eating ...and the nigga mentions blonde hair, camol toe, and short and losing apettite....-_- thnx george lmfaooo 

  • I remember my aunts and uncles fighting when it comes to sex especially that ribs joke Lopez mentioned at a BBQ and one my aunts regretted marrying my uncle and should've married her Ex who was black.

  • you have to admit he has a nice ass

  • LOL... My mom carries my 7y/o nephew and his legs are down to her knees... lol We all get after her for it, :D

  • I keep feeling he's giving the microphone a handjob xD

  • this bone harder then you haha

  • Look how it shakes when I stop ...... lmfao

  • 3:47 Angelina Jolie was at this show

  • 19 Fkin people Hate CHICANOS ....MEXICAN PRIDE OHHHHHH YEA

  • Funniest man on Earth period.

  • look how it shake after i stop LMAO

  • "plus i dont wanna get it dirty" lmao lolXXXd hhaaa

  • LMAO!

  • my fiance is mexican and he's not like that hell he wont let me do half the things that im suppose to -.-

  • I hate the "wacha part" I can imagine one of those pregnant fat bitches in chanclas dancing, fuck

  • "nobody tell her, nonbody tell her.  Dale tia, dale!" LOL!

  • @ihnms hahaha too funny

  • this ia all hispanics!!! <3 we the best!!!

  • @glamoursangel yea home boy!

  • "Tia take off the shorts!...Im little!!"

    ahah XD

  • oh my god whats going on over there your not in Ensenada

  • @benabaxter LOL

  • she was so fat her cameltoe went all the way round the back lol XD

  • and plus i dont wana get them dirty haha

  • "because this bone's hard" LMAO

  • man i come from a white family and the men don't do shit either. it's always us girls always cooking, cleaning up after dinner, etc. and we have full time jobs too. so don't start that shit, "oh i go to work to provide for the family".

  • @LMA629 Feel liberated yet?

  • @benabaxter huh? why would I feel liberated?

  • @LMA629 I could top that. Usually, in any family the men do the heavy lifting if the load is too heavy for women right? Growing up in a latino family, I would try to pick up something to help my mom was like "no, no you'll hurt yourself."

  • @Lugo428 lmao!!

  • @Lugo428 don't you hate sexist families??

  • @LMA629 I really do. The women do most, if not all, of the work and the men and boys don't do a damn thing.

  • thumbz up 4 ltainos=}

  • I stopped carrying my son when he was six. lol

  • @PaulaVia Bahahhahhahahha hella funny. my neice still gets carried and shes 7

  • Lmao man, I woke up in a mad mood due to car problems and shit, but this guy turned it all around.

  • lol thong in the middle!!

  • thumbs up if the part from 7:46 to 7:57 turned u on rofl

  • @xoxojennaluvsuxoxo I think you need to get laid if that turned you on.

  • be who you are when you were growing up and you will always be happy....

    nice quote....its like he read my mind...but my atmosphere are different suburban mofos...i still do what i do though....some of my family are way out there in the sell out field. i dont feel alone with this quote though.

  • one of my cousins is dating a german american guy (white). our family makes him eat the chiles mas picantes, the tacos, menudo, pozole, tamales all that shit. hell i even bought him a elote. we have fun with him until he brings some good german beer.

  • @JDMSTITCH Wouldn't be bragging about that, it's not necessarily a GOOD thing :)

  • NOBODY TELL HER! NOBODY TELL HER!!

  • I'm hispanic, my family is hilarious LMAO!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA every single thing he says is true and I'm not even Hispanic! I guess those things are just non-American lol

  • Wow! Poor micro.

  • my god , quita esa negra cochina , lol

  • lol it looked like sausage with red wtf!!!!!!!!!

  • hot damn im hispanic n i plan on marrying my boyfriend n he a white guy he makin the money but i just have this huge attraction to white guys they plushy n sexy i never leave mi papi <3

  • you know whats so funny , is that im russian and i get all this , i lived in new york and hispanics are like family. this is so hilarious haha

  • you know when your chi chi's are smaller than your stomach? that shit don't look right does it?

  • Most people don't like him, but thats because they aren't hispanic.

    Most hispanic people understand the jokes. Most people are native to these jokes. If your white or black, watch an asian comedian talking about his asian lifestyles as a child. See if you understand.

  • @TheBadShaman I'm white and I love George, so thats not always true...just sayin...I'm married to a mexican...so I get it.

  • @TheBadShaman yeah thats true but there are the few i know black people and russian people that i know that can relate im sure many other races too. but most American white people that dont even know where they came from cause they for get we are all immigrants those are the ignorant ones and thats a lot of em i married a russian girl and she tells me a lot of stories like ours so yea

  • "the women in the family do all the shit and the boys dont do a fucking thing." could not be trueeeeeeeeeer. fucking annoying>:l never marrying a macho man that's for sure.

    "throw yourself back, throw yourself, the arm is broken so throw your self" XD lmao. "look at how it shakes after i stop, wacha!" epic. pure genious.

  • ensenada rifaaaaaaaaaa!

  • L.M.A.O. "What Are You Jealous?" "Whacha!" :p

  • This was added today wow a lit of views

  • LMFAO LOOK AT HOW IT SHAKES AFTER I STOP LMFAO AHAHHAAAAAA

  • MEXICAN TILL I DIE

  • 3:24 dude with the shaved head..why you crying why you crying porque los highlights eh???

  • Lije rgis i cant dance ayy!!! But like this All nught long hehee so muhc funny hehe lmao

  • Aye Mira, He Brought Crown Royal, Numbre LOL

  • LOL "I told you he cant walk! He's 7!" lmao!!!

  • i was drinking my diet coke while watching this, and when it got to 8:23 i soat all over the monitor.

    damn that was worth it

  • "look at how it shakes after i stop!" XD almost died!

  • DAlE TiA DAlE.! LMfAO i ALWAySz SAy tHAt 2 My TiA CUANdO EStA tOdA PEdA LMfAO hAhAhAhAhAhAhA xD

  • Tia cover yourself! -.- Why cause chuu jealouss ? Watcha ! xD

  • Hahahahahaahahahah! When he was talking about his aunt and the shit she wears, IT'S SO TRUE!

    I see so many people in the streets in latin america that fit the same exact description.

  • "Be the way you were growing up and you'll always be fucking happy."

    AMEN!

  • you'll be renting your whole life LOL

    thats why i dont work. i gotta be close by 

  • 3:40

  • The women in the family do all the shit and the boys dont do a fucking thing- so fricken true in a Mexican family

  • @kengieflores hell yeas dude LMFAO

  • lmaoo 4:10 to the endd just ROFL ! lmaooo ; DALE TIA DALE :)

  • lmfao 3:50 i love how he goes about the latinas with the platnium hair and black brows and the camera goes to un latina con eso pelo xD

  • @FromTheBXToTheNP lol its UNA latina AND it ESE pelo lol just sayin =]

  • @fuckyuhrlife thans man pero i was mad tired at the time lol maybe u can be my dad like george lopez, gettin out of cars sideways and shit lol

  • did he jack off with the mic LMFAO?!?!

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  • we can relate to this cant we

  • ''cause this bones hard'' lmfao 

  • haha yeah, i used to be carried and my mom keeps on saying "He can't walk he's fucking 7!" i used to be carried up the stairs!

  • jajajajaja

  • this guy is too funny no wonder he has his own show in TBS.

  • everything he talks about on this dvd is true for alot of us who grew up in east los with family like that

  • HAHA LUK AT 5:50 HAHAHA NICE AXX HAHA

  • LMAO @9:07. My dad grew up in Florence and would go to Pacific Blvd as a kid to shop. He recalls alot of the shopowners were white and racist then. Now Pacific Blvd looks like TJ. Haha

  • omg this show is funny

  • "wHen tHe camel toe goes alL tHe way 4rm tHe front 2 tHe back" HaHaHaHa funny.!!

  • @frogyforever Don't type like that, makes you sound retarded

  • @fabulousmaria15

    HaHa ok How do i sound retaded.?

  • ughh i was eating when he talked about his aunt ewwww.man he is soo funny

  • I'm so lucky none of my aunts think they're so hot. and none of them wear clothes like that.

  • LOL

    Is he gagging when talking about his aunt?

  • 9:05 be the way you were when you grew up and you will always be happy...what a gem of an advice...thumbs up!

  • DaLE tiA dAlE!!!! XD jAjAjA

  • Omg george lopez is so funny. Roflmao

  • when he says 'oh my god what's goin on over there" LOL

    he really knows how to speak the truth

  • You know when the camel toe goes from the front all the way to the back!! hahahha

  • SHE MUST HAV BEEN AN UGLY AUNT

  • HAHAAHAHHAAH SE ME ESTA ROMPIENDO LA PANOCHA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ NO MAMES JAJAJAJAJAJ FUNNY AS HELL JAJAJAJA NO MAMES

  • "it feels like its tearing me in half" LMFAO

  • lmfao!! I can paint my toes too bitch... I just don't have the baby nail, it fell off somewhere. Its sooo true almost all hispanic ladys are missing it.

  • this is funny.

    funny thing is, i'm mexican but i don't know spanish.

    but i can relate to this.

  • Yo soy una latino con un guerro!!!! Fucken lol!

  • how come you dont do me like that?

  • sabes que this shiit us funny xD

  • haha haha it amazing how he descrives the childhood of us latinos...Viva La Raza Cabrones!!!

  • 39 mill strong!! viva la raza haha and i still cant stop laughing