@xxkoolkiidxx1 I had the first boy in the family and you better believe I made his little ass help clean. He was not going to be treated like the typical little prince. My dad was treated that way by my abuelita and to this day, his fat ugly wife (2nd) runs his ass. She has a leash on him because he is too weak to stand up to her.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, but this shit is so fucking true about all of us latinos. We all have something so in common. Great job George!!! Thumbs up to that shit Holla!!!
I remember my aunts and uncles fighting when it comes to sex especially that ribs joke Lopez mentioned at a BBQ and one my aunts regretted marrying my uncle and should've married her Ex who was black.
man i come from a white family and the men don't do shit either. it's always us girls always cooking, cleaning up after dinner, etc. and we have full time jobs too. so don't start that shit, "oh i go to work to provide for the family".
@LMA629 I could top that. Usually, in any family the men do the heavy lifting if the load is too heavy for women right? Growing up in a latino family, I would try to pick up something to help my mom was like "no, no you'll hurt yourself."
be who you are when you were growing up and you will always be happy....
nice quote....its like he read my mind...but my atmosphere are different suburban mofos...i still do what i do though....some of my family are way out there in the sell out field. i dont feel alone with this quote though.
one of my cousins is dating a german american guy (white). our family makes him eat the chiles mas picantes, the tacos, menudo, pozole, tamales all that shit. hell i even bought him a elote. we have fun with him until he brings some good german beer.
hot damn im hispanic n i plan on marrying my boyfriend n he a white guy he makin the money but i just have this huge attraction to white guys they plushy n sexy i never leave mi papi <3
Most people don't like him, but thats because they aren't hispanic.
Most hispanic people understand the jokes. Most people are native to these jokes. If your white or black, watch an asian comedian talking about his asian lifestyles as a child. See if you understand.
@TheBadShaman yeah thats true but there are the few i know black people and russian people that i know that can relate im sure many other races too. but most American white people that dont even know where they came from cause they for get we are all immigrants those are the ignorant ones and thats a lot of em i married a russian girl and she tells me a lot of stories like ours so yea
"the women in the family do all the shit and the boys dont do a fucking thing." could not be trueeeeeeeeeer. fucking annoying>:l never marrying a macho man that's for sure.
"throw yourself back, throw yourself, the arm is broken so throw your self" XD lmao. "look at how it shakes after i stop, wacha!" epic. pure genious.
LMAO @9:07. My dad grew up in Florence and would go to Pacific Blvd as a kid to shop. He recalls alot of the shopowners were white and racist then. Now Pacific Blvd looks like TJ. Haha
lmfao!! I can paint my toes too bitch... I just don't have the baby nail, it fell off somewhere. Its sooo true almost all hispanic ladys are missing it.
this guy is epic :)
im from belgium and love this so fucking bad :D
MrSartiix 1 week ago
cookielover must have G-Lo on his/her mind so much she/he came to his videos to talks sh"itt lol...GEORGE LOPEZ#1 funniest Comedian Alive!
elwerouno1 4 weeks ago
funniest Comedian alive, greetings from Newport Beach,CA!
elwerouno1 4 weeks ago
@thebooks76 Thats just some part is reality and the other is just joking..Greetings from Puerto Rico..latin Love.
PRlaley27 1 month ago
22 people dont have any chichis LMAOOO X-P
MrsChrisBreezy44432 1 month ago 2
Imagine if George didn't do stand up! We'lll have comdiens like Tosh and that fucker is not funny
3TLoverful 2 months ago 4
@3TLoverful NO. HE. IS. NOT.
AmyBoop88 1 month ago
i dont want to get them dirty!! i got that... i was eating...
MrBaboso100 3 months ago
21 people are just jealooous. . . .X-P
CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN 3 months ago 4
Vamonos HIGHLIGHTS!!!!
romarado626em 4 months ago 2
20 people are white and dont get theshow :DD
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101fuckinperfect 4 months ago
he was talking about snooki
dafreshkid1 4 months ago 2
@dafreshkid1 if she was Mexican!
MrLeafsnation 2 months ago
"because this bones hard" great line roflmao
MebakoOwnage 4 months ago 2
"Cause this bones hard!"
Oh that hurted me allot
burstfyre20 5 months ago 2
"TIA TAKE OFF THE SHORTS!! ....... IM LITTLE!!" xD ahahaha
superstarcity98 5 months ago 5
F. U.... I'm from Ensenada!!! jajaja
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2mmbroz 6 months ago
Ira trajo Crown Royal
MegaLolz21 6 months ago
:28 to :30 is SOOOOO true
reynalove277 6 months ago
@ 0:47 thats what he told his wife
PAMAROSHOUSE 7 months ago
now were 50 million and we still growing
2anahi09 7 months ago
No one should be offended.
He's offending mexicans; but hes one himself.
who cares?
He's funny, end of discussion!
cherrybaby2225 7 months ago 3
@mrsbagans123 yessss
mylitza1 7 months ago
dark ,slippers , unattractive its snooki
TheDiesbourg 7 months ago
LMFAO your chichis don't look right if your stomach LMFAO
k284765 7 months ago
★★★★★
TheMultiGunMan 7 months ago
sooo true in my family i got to do everything and my br just sits on his butt and watches tv
xxkoolkiidxx1 7 months ago 3
@xxkoolkiidxx1 haha same here but i make him wash the dishes and help me clean
650Pisces 7 months ago
@xxkoolkiidxx1 I had the first boy in the family and you better believe I made his little ass help clean. He was not going to be treated like the typical little prince. My dad was treated that way by my abuelita and to this day, his fat ugly wife (2nd) runs his ass. She has a leash on him because he is too weak to stand up to her.
axf48529 7 months ago
if you watch this whole stand up at once you'll understand why the crew never wanted to touch that mic again. XD
lavigne1395 8 months ago 58
nobody tell her ! nobody tell her ! DALE TIA!! lol :D
pikulina18 8 months ago
the whole time he was talking about his aunt dancing i was thinkin "oh my gosh becky look at her butt"
TubaGlider2 8 months ago 6
wheres the one he is like omg look its duncan omg isint it dis one
ozmaria 8 months ago
@ozmaria /watch?v=H0TsLSj1eBo I think you're looking for this one
Mx41204 8 months ago
hahaha man I wonder if white ppl feel offended by this?
Te amo Geroge XD
runogirl19 8 months ago 3
@runogirl19 Lol, i'm not offended by this at all. This motherfucker is funny.
grassvalleystudios 7 months ago
@grassvalleystudios hahaha of course he is! XD
runogirl19 7 months ago
@runogirl19 I'm white and not offended, I laugh my ass off:)
amelazx3 7 months ago
@amelazx3 as you should he's awesome XD
runogirl19 7 months ago
im PURTRO RICAN bt its all true bout it bt i u white dont watch this u will feel afend at some point
reyroc75 8 months ago 3
lol it feels like its gonna tear me in half
liljluvsjesus 8 months ago
lol " i dont have the baby nail so i just painted the skin ,but u kno it looks nice'' XD
liljluvsjesus 8 months ago
he is so funny
jesenia2141 9 months ago
lmao, I love how he's about to throw up after every sentence about his aunt.
blueicychill 9 months ago
39 million ! , Hell Yessssssssss !! <3 .
FIRENINJA11AZULA 9 months ago
I'm PUERTO RICAN, but this shit is so fucking true about all of us latinos. We all have something so in common. Great job George!!! Thumbs up to that shit Holla!!!
strkx1 9 months ago
"plus i dont wanna get it dirty" LOOL
xlajimex 9 months ago
my mom when she drank danced by herself lol.. me and my brother when we were younger laughed at her
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MrOnlyTed 10 months ago
each part is getting less and less views starting from one to the en because people lose entrist. they suck
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@Cookielover415 lost interest***
ismaelgomez009 2 months ago
@Cookielover415 I believe the word you where looking for was "interest".......
I'm totally fucking with you =)
gutterglitterful 1 month ago
he's so funny!!viva george lopez cabrones!!!
vozdemando1111 10 months ago 4
como me esta rompiendo la panocha aayyy.. lol
Carlittos7777777 11 months ago 2
@JDMSTITCH 50.4 million actually
Captainbob25202000 11 months ago 3
ShaKe DAt AsS G
LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Alexxxa500 11 months ago
I know someone like that at 3:58... and yeah.
darkenkill2 11 months ago
im eating ...and the nigga mentions blonde hair, camol toe, and short and losing apettite....-_- thnx george lmfaooo
KingKarl04 11 months ago
I remember my aunts and uncles fighting when it comes to sex especially that ribs joke Lopez mentioned at a BBQ and one my aunts regretted marrying my uncle and should've married her Ex who was black.
Soulrunner45 11 months ago
you have to admit he has a nice ass
SuperUltimate111 11 months ago
LOL... My mom carries my 7y/o nephew and his legs are down to her knees... lol We all get after her for it, :D
SouthTexasGal830 1 year ago 2
I keep feeling he's giving the microphone a handjob xD
pamme91 1 year ago 3
this bone harder then you haha
666rockergirl 1 year ago
Look how it shakes when I stop ...... lmfao
Thevillain131 1 year ago
3:47 Angelina Jolie was at this show
metalwarrior1990 1 year ago
19 Fkin people Hate CHICANOS ....MEXICAN PRIDE OHHHHHH YEA
jbello0099 1 year ago 4
Funniest man on Earth period.
JustinBieberFan6791 1 year ago 3
look how it shake after i stop LMAO
420xxreaperxx 1 year ago 3
"plus i dont wanna get it dirty" lmao lolXXXd hhaaa
jacobradly 1 year ago 2
LMAO!
oldskoolrocker87 1 year ago
my fiance is mexican and he's not like that hell he wont let me do half the things that im suppose to -.-
chellzombie 1 year ago
I hate the "wacha part" I can imagine one of those pregnant fat bitches in chanclas dancing, fuck
spartan1081990 1 year ago
"nobody tell her, nonbody tell her. Dale tia, dale!" LOL!
ihnms 1 year ago 2
@ihnms hahaha too funny
DXhhhshawn 1 year ago
this ia all hispanics!!! <3 we the best!!!
glamoursangel 1 year ago 3
@glamoursangel yea home boy!
HotWater92 1 year ago
"Tia take off the shorts!...Im little!!"
ahah XD
steph7lo 1 year ago 2
oh my god whats going on over there your not in Ensenada
The805area 1 year ago
@benabaxter LOL
daholygrail1997 1 year ago
she was so fat her cameltoe went all the way round the back lol XD
Christopher1987uk 1 year ago
and plus i dont wana get them dirty haha
oJiToSaZuLeSyFrEaKy 1 year ago 4
"because this bone's hard" LMAO
LMA629 1 year ago 212
man i come from a white family and the men don't do shit either. it's always us girls always cooking, cleaning up after dinner, etc. and we have full time jobs too. so don't start that shit, "oh i go to work to provide for the family".
LMA629 1 year ago
@LMA629 Feel liberated yet?
benabaxter 1 year ago
@benabaxter huh? why would I feel liberated?
LMA629 1 year ago
@LMA629 I could top that. Usually, in any family the men do the heavy lifting if the load is too heavy for women right? Growing up in a latino family, I would try to pick up something to help my mom was like "no, no you'll hurt yourself."
Lugo428 1 year ago
@Lugo428 lmao!!
LMA629 1 year ago
@Lugo428 don't you hate sexist families??
LMA629 1 year ago
@LMA629 I really do. The women do most, if not all, of the work and the men and boys don't do a damn thing.
Lugo428 1 year ago
thumbz up 4 ltainos=}
sulemita7 1 year ago 7
I stopped carrying my son when he was six. lol
PaulaVia 1 year ago 3
@PaulaVia Bahahhahhahahha hella funny. my neice still gets carried and shes 7
salmitaaaaa 1 year ago
Lmao man, I woke up in a mad mood due to car problems and shit, but this guy turned it all around.
serggg 1 year ago 4
lol thong in the middle!!
Alybbyful 1 year ago
thumbs up if the part from 7:46 to 7:57 turned u on rofl
xoxojennaluvsuxoxo 1 year ago
@xoxojennaluvsuxoxo I think you need to get laid if that turned you on.
mw0305 1 year ago
be who you are when you were growing up and you will always be happy....
nice quote....its like he read my mind...but my atmosphere are different suburban mofos...i still do what i do though....some of my family are way out there in the sell out field. i dont feel alone with this quote though.
jmpkool 1 year ago
one of my cousins is dating a german american guy (white). our family makes him eat the chiles mas picantes, the tacos, menudo, pozole, tamales all that shit. hell i even bought him a elote. we have fun with him until he brings some good german beer.
heyholetsgo2013 1 year ago
@JDMSTITCH Wouldn't be bragging about that, it's not necessarily a GOOD thing :)
Hipetyhop12 1 year ago
NOBODY TELL HER! NOBODY TELL HER!!
TheCape99 1 year ago
I'm hispanic, my family is hilarious LMAO!
KiCKaCOWaNdRUN 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA every single thing he says is true and I'm not even Hispanic! I guess those things are just non-American lol
lanarexy4ever 1 year ago
Wow! Poor micro.
CenisientaThe805 1 year ago
my god , quita esa negra cochina , lol
Miko484 1 year ago
lol it looked like sausage with red wtf!!!!!!!!!
SpAt415 1 year ago
hot damn im hispanic n i plan on marrying my boyfriend n he a white guy he makin the money but i just have this huge attraction to white guys they plushy n sexy i never leave mi papi <3
PeruvianL3 1 year ago
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yeah i get this i hang out with latinos alot i actually prefer it to some of my white friends lol
RichieHaas 1 year ago
you know whats so funny , is that im russian and i get all this , i lived in new york and hispanics are like family. this is so hilarious haha
rawrr124 1 year ago
you know when your chi chi's are smaller than your stomach? that shit don't look right does it?
devinchi1 1 year ago
Most people don't like him, but thats because they aren't hispanic.
Most hispanic people understand the jokes. Most people are native to these jokes. If your white or black, watch an asian comedian talking about his asian lifestyles as a child. See if you understand.
TheBadShaman 1 year ago
@TheBadShaman I'm white and I love George, so thats not always true...just sayin...I'm married to a mexican...so I get it.
RedLavender23 1 year ago
@TheBadShaman yeah thats true but there are the few i know black people and russian people that i know that can relate im sure many other races too. but most American white people that dont even know where they came from cause they for get we are all immigrants those are the ignorant ones and thats a lot of em i married a russian girl and she tells me a lot of stories like ours so yea
pendulum1x 1 year ago
"the women in the family do all the shit and the boys dont do a fucking thing." could not be trueeeeeeeeeer. fucking annoying>:l never marrying a macho man that's for sure.
"throw yourself back, throw yourself, the arm is broken so throw your self" XD lmao. "look at how it shakes after i stop, wacha!" epic. pure genious.
WhatGirlNow 1 year ago 3
ensenada rifaaaaaaaaaa!
elkemasmea1 1 year ago
L.M.A.O. "What Are You Jealous?" "Whacha!" :p
L3g3nd12igo 1 year ago
This was added today wow a lit of views
theenigmajeffhardy1 1 year ago
LMFAO LOOK AT HOW IT SHAKES AFTER I STOP LMFAO AHAHHAAAAAA
ItszMiszDattu 1 year ago
MEXICAN TILL I DIE
ThePhantomwolf94 1 year ago
3:24 dude with the shaved head..why you crying why you crying porque los highlights eh???
sk8dude1157 1 year ago
Lije rgis i cant dance ayy!!! But like this All nught long hehee so muhc funny hehe lmao
sammygirl2u 1 year ago
Aye Mira, He Brought Crown Royal, Numbre LOL
F1RZT2BOMB 1 year ago 4
LOL "I told you he cant walk! He's 7!" lmao!!!
chavamma 1 year ago 5
i was drinking my diet coke while watching this, and when it got to 8:23 i soat all over the monitor.
damn that was worth it
FromTheBXToTheNP 1 year ago 3
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"look at how it shakes after i stop!" XD
cPk11489 1 year ago
"look at how it shakes after i stop!" XD almost died!
cPk11489 1 year ago 4
DAlE TiA DAlE.! LMfAO i ALWAySz SAy tHAt 2 My TiA CUANdO EStA tOdA PEdA LMfAO hAhAhAhAhAhAhA xD
CHUlAAA3231 1 year ago 4
Tia cover yourself! -.- Why cause chuu jealouss ? Watcha ! xD
bbym0nkeyx33 1 year ago
Hahahahahaahahahah! When he was talking about his aunt and the shit she wears, IT'S SO TRUE!
I see so many people in the streets in latin america that fit the same exact description.
zacefronlovee 1 year ago
"Be the way you were growing up and you'll always be fucking happy."
AMEN!
JanettesMyName 1 year ago 4
you'll be renting your whole life LOL
thats why i dont work. i gotta be close by
badLuckrapp 1 year ago 2
3:40
mikeymike1960 1 year ago
The women in the family do all the shit and the boys dont do a fucking thing- so fricken true in a Mexican family
kengieflores 1 year ago 4
@kengieflores hell yeas dude LMFAO
officialslash666 1 year ago
lmaoo 4:10 to the endd just ROFL ! lmaooo ; DALE TIA DALE :)
randommuchoxo 1 year ago
lmfao 3:50 i love how he goes about the latinas with the platnium hair and black brows and the camera goes to un latina con eso pelo xD
FromTheBXToTheNP 1 year ago
@FromTheBXToTheNP lol its UNA latina AND it ESE pelo lol just sayin =]
fuckyuhrlife 1 year ago
@fuckyuhrlife thans man pero i was mad tired at the time lol maybe u can be my dad like george lopez, gettin out of cars sideways and shit lol
FromTheBXToTheNP 1 year ago
did he jack off with the mic LMFAO?!?!
that1guy1997 1 year ago 5
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Lu18Sh 1 year ago 17
we can relate to this cant we
zkiaf 1 year ago
''cause this bones hard'' lmfao
imaniboo1000 1 year ago
haha yeah, i used to be carried and my mom keeps on saying "He can't walk he's fucking 7!" i used to be carried up the stairs!
lovatolover8201992 1 year ago
jajajajaja
ELCOCHITOTJ 1 year ago
this guy is too funny no wonder he has his own show in TBS.
xbryanalmonte91 1 year ago
everything he talks about on this dvd is true for alot of us who grew up in east los with family like that
PAMAROSHOUSE 1 year ago
HAHA LUK AT 5:50 HAHAHA NICE AXX HAHA
natyjennifer 1 year ago
LMAO @9:07. My dad grew up in Florence and would go to Pacific Blvd as a kid to shop. He recalls alot of the shopowners were white and racist then. Now Pacific Blvd looks like TJ. Haha
TheZunigal 1 year ago
omg this show is funny
12Vanessa13 1 year ago
"wHen tHe camel toe goes alL tHe way 4rm tHe front 2 tHe back" HaHaHaHa funny.!!
frogyforever 1 year ago
@frogyforever Don't type like that, makes you sound retarded
fabulousmaria15 1 year ago
@fabulousmaria15
HaHa ok How do i sound retaded.?
frogyforever 1 year ago
ughh i was eating when he talked about his aunt ewwww.man he is soo funny
MrDrumerguy123 1 year ago
I'm so lucky none of my aunts think they're so hot. and none of them wear clothes like that.
bluchismoon 1 year ago
LOL
Is he gagging when talking about his aunt?
SugarCandyZee 1 year ago
9:05 be the way you were when you grew up and you will always be happy...what a gem of an advice...thumbs up!
Pakman78 1 year ago
DaLE tiA dAlE!!!! XD jAjAjA
mg13latinababii 1 year ago 3
Omg george lopez is so funny. Roflmao
MrsMillienniumforce7 1 year ago
when he says 'oh my god what's goin on over there" LOL
he really knows how to speak the truth
grl562 1 year ago
You know when the camel toe goes from the front all the way to the back!! hahahha
dookreddkardd2 1 year ago
SHE MUST HAV BEEN AN UGLY AUNT
TheJbfanforev1 1 year ago
HAHAAHAHHAAH SE ME ESTA ROMPIENDO LA PANOCHA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ NO MAMES JAJAJAJAJAJ FUNNY AS HELL JAJAJAJA NO MAMES
nezphe 1 year ago
"it feels like its tearing me in half" LMFAO
OTownDave 1 year ago
lmfao!! I can paint my toes too bitch... I just don't have the baby nail, it fell off somewhere. Its sooo true almost all hispanic ladys are missing it.
ZeoLoser 1 year ago 4
this is funny.
funny thing is, i'm mexican but i don't know spanish.
but i can relate to this.
krashjuggalo 1 year ago 5
Yo soy una latino con un guerro!!!! Fucken lol!
SirenaDeMuerta 1 year ago
how come you dont do me like that?
thatveryshortkid 1 year ago
sabes que this shiit us funny xD
Mittenz2468 1 year ago 3
haha haha it amazing how he descrives the childhood of us latinos...Viva La Raza Cabrones!!!
XxSpikesxEmoxCorexX 1 year ago
39 mill strong!! viva la raza haha and i still cant stop laughing
supapintofreak 1 year ago