Teleport

[dropGwolf]

Popping a squat on your bed would pretty much suck, accidental or otherwise. Very insightful.

[shorkian]

Futurama!

[annafal2k8]

I HAVE THAT TOILETT !!!!! :D

[laurakalo]

you're definetely funny.

[RMusicIsLife96]

U are gorgeous!! Gahh<3

[PDTchannel]

is this his real phone number?

[itscooltobeyou]

haha whats that from? Pulp Fiction? Random guess.

lol, all the 6's.

[OriginalLemming]

Nice video!

[Knoxjamesus]

Wish I could work my phone like that. =]

[missbosschica]

lol u little scallywag

[spookyruthy]

I thought the film Jumper was about Jumpers. Like the knitted ones.

[GOP1994GOP]

XD

whats the song at 0:59?

[NaziJesus]

Telepor'?

You cheeky monkey.

[forsakenmemoryuk]

yes!!

[livinginoneness9]

0181 459 326 all the 6's 913 2

lol

[corpsemunger]

hahaa scallywag

[Lantagonist]

pulp fiction reference at end

[1s2j3]

you know alex only calls you to name drop on vlr cos your so popular :D

[1s2j3]

omg i love that film

but i thought is was about clothes :(

get it

get it???

[MSsquared]

hahahahahahahha

[lylaznboi01]

LMAO, i like how you dial your phone xD

[ShdwPat13]

what nuimber is that? is it real?

[oliviashley]

that was wonderful. i think i actually just squealed with delight.

[jamesjefferys]

brilliant

[TWJerricaS]

Oh Ben, you sure know how to cheer me up. That was delightfully random!! :D

[aoife92]

that impression was really bad! but the video was good. Its true, there never are pens wen you need them!

[imalittlecrazy13]

futurama rocks

and that was a bad samuel l jackson impression

[awesomefrog1]

325.. uhhh all the sixes.. threeeee twooooo

[fifedjdomo]

hahaha good one

[lozawoo]

are you actually allergic to citrus?

[LISdafreestyler]

did u actually think he would reply?

[unrest655321]

Why doesn't Samuel Louise Jackson ever use his full middle name?

[PsykidelikNebula]

unrest655321: well, if his middle name was actually Louise, i'd understand why...

[SatansTrousers666]

It's true. There never are any pens.

[MissBrunetteBabe]

hahaa..

i love the bit on the phonee =D

the typing bit hehe.

[david171193]

filmed with twice the budget of £0?? you are such a legend you are the best!!! :) YOU'RE MY HERO

[catwoman5005]

"i'm allergic to citrus" that was fabulous. You're my new hero. :p

[fridaythe26]

Nice but to many telepotation

[tiredmeadow]

I loved it when U were taking a dump in the livingroom.

That movie was ok....this video was better.

[david171193]

ben you are so hilarious ..all your videos are the best and my life would be much worse off without you :)

[RaverNest]

eres una mierda

[shmivv]

lol! There are no pens in my life.

[nachosomundo]

i gotta say, your wet hair adds to the appearance of your insanity

[elmore83]

yay! now i've gotten to see more rooms in your house!

and was that a real voice mail message? very random =)

[sannayy]

you are my favorite

[limeglasses]

i. loved. it.

how have i gone so long without watching your videos?

you pretty much gained a new subscriber. congrats. =)

[velcroshoes2]

lol yah that was a pretty bad impression of Samuel L Jackson :P

[sukarita666]

i also own that phone!

ok not that actual exact one, that one's yours.

funny video =]

i lol'd.

i love apostrophes.

[livenordie]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE ... jumper that is

[vutEwa]

dude you're one of my favorite meanderings on you tube. when i wanna laugh a bit, i tune into you.

[zao689]

That was great man!

[YouAreHereNow]

Haha, funny.

[AllieIsBored]

I had to see that move with the phone again. You went crazy pressing the buttons, and the face afterwards was priceless.

[BlankRainbow]

i can never find a pen when i need one too!!!!!

[LovennaHanLovesU]

brilliant!

[yoghurts1234]

I have tht phone too lol!!

But I suppose tht won't help me in life lol.

[wp313]

lol I have that phone too!

and um... yeah.

[VerityAtTheDisco]

I have the same pen as you haha! aweosme video its hilariouuus

[iolaus2563]

That was awesome.

[hahaXD4]

have you seen that movie? it stinks but has rlly cute guys in it!!

[LazyRascalFilms]

Hehe. I have that phone XD

[kazy86]

Hehe very clever XD

[fairygirl161718]

was that guy really on the phone, or did you stage that? Either way, hilarious

[samiesunshine]

You are extremely hilarious.

I have nothing original to say.

[sunraerae]

Great video, Ben!! I love it... The pen thing is all too true.

I really believed the Samuel L. Jackson impression. It was amazing.

[HarriusPotterus]

lmao ..no im allergic to citrus!

nice samuel l jackson impersonation ahahaa really funny video!

[IlluminatedLies]

so the part where you're typing in you're security number is the best!

[Vixtopher]

pretty funnyyyy

[babybuddhamoma]

wow.. yup that one did it. Im now officially in love with you. Its valentines day so that works out well! Happy valentines day ben!

[jishycom]

Rofl you always make me piss myself laughing Ben.

[mylittleredbook]

My favourite part of the trailer was how it seemed like a really American film, like X-Men or something as 'serious'...Until Jamie Bell appeared and went "way aye man, i can teleport too like!"...well maybe not quite those words, but still, it was amusing. xx

[coolisoverrated]

There ARE always consequences... there really are...

[xdearjennifer]

iheartchuuu. <3

[piglet311]

futurama :)

anyway the vid is hilar-

*teleported to india...*

[Sabbygara]

Dude, I love you. XD

[Nicmcb123]

See, you have no pens, and I have WAY too many pens. Seriously, drawers and boxes full of pens. Lol. I should send you some.

(10.1)

[crackers3071]

You should give him some of your pens

[Nicmcb123]

Well, I'm not really sure how I would get the pens to him. I guess I could send them to him in a package, but that would be kindov a weird package. A box full of pens.

[cooashell]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!! THEY ARE SO FUNNYYY!!!!

I just wanted to let you know that I have been a vegetarian since November because of the video that you posted on it.

I feel a ton better now! Thank you so much for posting it and helping me realize what was right.

-Pari

[iianardo]

Bassically yeah, dude i love your videos like this one, they is well buff, you is accepted into me crew blud. brilliant.

-Ian x

[Verityxxxx]

- gives him a lifetime supply of pens, enough to drown him- now youl never have that worry again!, but uh.. you might drown from errr.. pens... :S.. well at least i tried!!!

[Verityxxxx]

this is quite a random video:) ah well random is my thing :)

[ELLEandEM]

I can never find a pen either--really funny vid!

[IMtheEvilDeaD]

I lol'd when he answered the cell

[iSmartie]

There are no pens in my life.

Haha XD

[ColourTime]

haha awesome xD

[littlebluestar1]

*ROFLMAO*

Ohhhh....

You are hilarious...I just about died at the shower/bathroom/bedroom part...

THAT was hilarious. :-P

[snaggletoofskitty]

Brilliant! Take me with you! Love.

[honey1147]

teleporting looks too confusing.. and the unavailability of pens doesn't help the situation...

p.s. lol where's that fantastic samuel jackson impression from?

[procyonuk]

ahahhaha.. i love you man. x

[roobend]

haha, ace.

[idlehands7]

ah me either! can never find a pen, gosh! i end up pretending i wrote it down and saying uh yeah sure ok. just saw the jonathan ross interview with the guy from jumper, had no idea it was billy elliot cause he's just so grown up o_0

[otocan]

er ok

[myRANDOMface]

hahaha. That was awesome. You are even waaayyy cooler cuz you watch Futurama, too. :D I never have any pens in my life either...

[mrsamericanpie]

'there are no pens in my life"

[greendaypocky]

=D

Yay for BenLoka!

[parab0lic]

You are my hero.

No joke.

I love you to pieces.

[walllofweird]

teach me how to teleport?

[iceyrita1223]

funny!

[sunshineloona]

lol this was awesome.

[bicycleconnoisseur]

that was awesome! i especially liked the bit where you accidentally took a dump on your bed. because, i say yet again, i am THAT immature. i can't help my sense of [toilet] humour. :P

[djmaf]

absolutely brilliant! XD

[JoSlim]

Haha, fat man made a funny !

Family guy credits lol

AWESOME VIDEO

[MindieGrace]

it wasn't that funny

[annanomoly]

u always make me smile. this vid is AMAZING...

[bluetrancefer]

XD I wonder how that movie will turn out. It looks like it'll be good. I loved the new video!

[Smogget]

Brilliant

[feardotcom123]

lmao

[JustBreath24]

hahaaha you are the funniest person on the earth!

[xXxArcAngelAnetxXx]

Hahahahaha!

Good as always.

[pinkstrawberry455]

The pens part is the best!!! <3 :)

[rodbuster63]

Nice hair homo.

[DunnJH4]

Starts off slow but got pretty funny. "No I'm allergic to citrus!"  Then the poopy teleporting cracked me up

[Limab567]

the poopy teleport was pretty funny

[jeannypoo]

That made my day. :D

[NicoleOlle]

haha ur videos never cease to amaze me...and make me laugh...haha ingenious...now if only i could spell....urg..lolz XDD

[LuneEtetoiles]

I NEED a phone that requires pressing 20 buttons to hear a voicemail...I gotta get me one of those LOL

Always Funny....

[JustBreath24]

haha..

[femmussolini]

haha so funny

"No, I'm allergic to citrus!"

[treebobjoe]

hahaha

love ur work

[pippi8790]

Hmm... Wish I could answer my phone like that...

[fireworksandsunshine]

'There are no pens in my life' LOL.

Pens are practically oozing out of the floors in my house lol.

[TheAlchymist]

Some reason, he reminds me of Peter from Heroes... its the hair.

[z4opv13]

lmao, you have the same phone as me XD

[haydemunch]

LOL alex sounds like jimmy hill off stella street

[toastburntbread]

pens and pencils are never in my life either, don't worry!

[inhalingxglitter]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I love the way you press the buttons on your phone.

=D

[xLXSER]

"I'm allergic to citrus!"

[AnnieTheQueen]

Ohmygawd, THATS FUTURAMA! I FREAKING LOVE FUTURAMA! LIKE, EVERY EPISODE IS ON MY TIVO!

[Anitasusana07]

Kudos, Ben! I've been thinking the same thing. :)

[blahblahblahEMILY]

i heard the futurama theme.

[HoboDan1337]

Lol! Love it... "Why is this happening??!!"

[rupeizluv]

I wonder if that IS Nerimon's new number....Probably isn't but.....THERE'S NO HARM IN HOPE!

[bannanatree]

ROFLMFAO

Genius!

[sTaRzrOckMAsOx]

hilarious

[2gingers]

LAWL! *teleports* XD

[PiratePorty]

lol sorry I still can't control it very well =S... but if I'm here can I have a some? ;-)

*CLICK* XD XD

[jimsers]

YAY FUTURAMA!

[aabha246]

i cant ever find pens either...lol

[butterfly2729]

That film has one of the worst titles ever I reckon...'Jumper' wt??

[carolyn2501]

Hilarious, it made me laugh out loud

[Maccadole]

That was the best ever! Made me laugh. Which is good!

Very creative XD

[SupererDuperer]

LOL your best video in a while :D so funny!

[SilverAnicore]

Well done, I could imagine it was a LOT of work to do compared to the other videos. All this different locations and shots, although they might only appear for a second.

[antiflag177]

haha I LOVE FUTURAMA. Teleport to my house!

[BarryAldridge]

That is awesome Ben. Futurama brillant.

[emperessemma]

Haha, very good. That *would* quite annoying. Can you imagion taking a shower. Then ending up in India..? That would be a good after dinner story... x

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

love this!

and best voicemail ever!

=D

[sallly87]

haha ^^ i pick up my phone that way too ;)

[craigk2000]

lol great vid then gets slightly random

[MattAttack1221]

LOLOL he was watching Futurama!!!

[Pufferfish]

Lol! BenLoka is always coming up with rubbish... and I LOVVE it!!! XD

[dancinginmypjs]

My theory is that some people are pen attractive and others are pen repellant. I for example can never find a pen. My husband on the other hand is constantly finding pens.. everywhere. (Not just mine) Pens are just attracted to him.

Course there are also pen snitches. Thats a different thing entirely.

[GodessofSuburbia]

lmao, another great one

[mastersangy]

HAHAHA!!!! lolz at the impression!!! =)

[helenzebcharles]

cracked me up. as always.

[notblondeswede]

HAHA i love him, he`s so original too

[megaphonethis]

yay, Futurama!

[mastersangy]

yh man!!! lovin tht episode where bender gets shot into space! lolz, i think he was watchin tht episode =S

[babyporridge]

benathan, i feel like a broken record for always telling you that you are amazing, but you are

witty & amazing at editing & defecates on his bed. you are enthralling

[rusian1220]

5 stars from me.

[Recjoe]

OMG,nerimon is frozen!! :(

[xP3T3Rx]

you have a nice TV

[Blade376]

Genius man. haha.

[SpoonyTaco]

did something shoot out of your mouth/nose when you were on that phone?? :P

[PiratePorty]

hhmmmm can I teleport to the uk? hmmmm that would be interesting.....maybe I should start practicing...but then again I could end up in Mars or something! but it's worth a shot XD

*CLICK* .. . . .(where am I?)

[spazpod]

This actually quite convenient cuz I do have to do go (Ben Loka said so)

[xonyStar]

i'll teleport you some pens!!

[NekoRico]

hahaha i love how you spit when your "on the phone"

[royalicecream]

that's cool!

[xxiimmeennaa]

oh I adore your videos!

[kilterdude]

dialing technique = impeccable

[nostrildoll]

congrats on making partner! It's about time you got that recognition...

[lifeinacndyswrl]

Hilarious yet again!

Funny, I can always seem to find a pen, but never any paper... hmmm...

You are such a weirdo. I mean that with the greatest respect.