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  • The Dreamcast version improves all aspects long live to SEGA consoles

  • DAMN, KAMEN RIDER 1 ALWAYS GETS CUTE GIRLS!!!

  • even gods need to have time out for kicking balls and beting kids

    wait that didnt sound right

  • This is what he's like when you play Saturn :)

  • Segata isn't considered a pedophile. He's so aweseome, that he's constantly rated T for teen.

  • Segata Sanshiro is not only a bad-ass, he's a playa.

  • awwwwwww

  • where duke nukem has strippers and whores, segata sanshiro has geisha girls.

  • @bladesofseven Mecha pilot geisha girls.

  • the song in the end is called Under the Imperial Flag. There might be a variation of it in other songs (like the second OP) called Declaration! Imperial Floral Assault Group III (Opening 2).

  • Reimu much?

  • They may be evenely matched in badassnes, but does Chuck Norris have Sakura as a girlfreind? Segata Sanchiro wins.

  • I just love how the Commercial Has Nothing To Do With The Game Itself except the sakura thing of course O.o

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  • The only reason segata sanshiro didn't beat the shit out her was because they're actually playing sega saturn hidden in the petals

  • Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by looking at her. Segata Sanshiro has the balls to work for it.

  • And then she blew up =)

  • Of course only sega gets the ladies ;D we have yet to see any of the current big three to achieve this type of commercial coolness ;D

  • @phoenixwright1996 Oh wow you're right, I never noticed that.

  • SEGATA DOESN'T NEED A KOBU MECH TO FIGHT HIS ENEMIES

  • 0:15 it says "This is COOL" on the bottom right corner

  • Wait a minute??! Segata-sama is in love with Sakura of the anime "Sakura Wars"????!!!!

  • @ Yeshhhh Retrogamer41

  • @Retrogamer41 It was originally a game and later spawned an anime OVA

  • Even Segata falls in love <3

  • That woman is used by the government to calm Segata when he's on a rampage.

  • YOU DON'T FUCK WITH SEGATA SANSHI-D'aaaw, that's cute! :3

  • Chuck Norris is the american Segata Sanshiro

  • No. Chuck Norris. More like...suck norris.

  • Chuck Norris is Crying... Segata Sanshiro kicked him in the nuts

  • Actually, the man's name is Hiroshi Fujioka (which is less memorable I must admit), and he already does all this manly shit in real life with his career as Segata Sanshrio or Kamen Rider 1 underneath his belt.

    So, next time you're pairing him up with Chuck, just say Hiroshi Fujioka vs Chuck Norris.

  • @DubyaTeeEff He was an easter egg in the most recent kamen riders :D

  • @dragongoku7 whoa whoa what!! where and when was he an easter egg in kamen rider SPILL IT XD

  • Segata Sanshiro's a PIMP!!

  • i was expecting them to be romantic than segata shinshiro snaped her neck

  • or turn her into a Human Bomb.

  • ...that SO should have ended with him flipping her

  • SEGATA gets all the ladies.

  • Wanna know a secret? the main player charcter in Sakura Taisen Ogami? This is a strange add becuase we are seeing a flashback. All the other ads take place now but this one takes place in the 1920's before Sakura was killed by a PS3 from the future and Ogami dedicated his life to making sure Sega won the console wars. He failed becuase of the missle thing and thus the PS3 was invented and went back in time and killed Sakura

  • As soon as the Sakura Wars theme broke out in the background, I suddenly had a flash back to my childhood.

  • Segata Sanshiro could judo flip the Sakura Taisen robots.

  • SEGATA SANSHIRO = WIN!!

  • and he will end us all!

  • im pretty sure she can fight.... so its a good match ^^.... lol

  • um i think.... but they are both sge so....

  • i mean sega

  • Throughout this whole video I was expecting him to suddenly change into rage and begin beating the living shit out of her going YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN

    oh well

  • Well, she's the main character of Sakura Taisen, he couldn't really beat a video game character up to make them play their OWN game uh? ^_^'

  • @lolzallen she does play Sega Saturn, just that they where running home to play with each other.

  • Actually after this little scene, he fucked her to death.

    Like a bad mother fucker.

  • So the same guy who beats up children only for having some fun outside is in love?

    Strange :)

  • Even the lord of the Saturn needs his girl banging time.

  • @BlackKusanagi every warrior needs princess to save.

  • 不明白大家在说什么,是不是大家都很有意见阿

  • ...and they never found the body.

  • no beating up random people? No explosions?....WHAT IS THIS?!?! This is NOT the Segata Sanshiro I know and love! What have you done!?!?! ;-;

  • Explosions = Kohran

    We need some Iris. LET THE SOUL EATING BEGIN!

  • Even Segata has his tender moments fool!

  • That's because Segata is all things to all men! (And women!)

  • the YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN PART was censored due to being to bloody and violent

  • Aw... :)

  • you guys are mean i like sakura

  • it would be funny if at 0:08 he broke her neck for no reason at all.

  • uh no

  • Actually that's what i was expecting.

  • Yes, Sakura must own a Saturn, otherwise I can't think for a second that Sanshiro will chicken out against a chick who knows kenjutusu

  • @rickshaw335 Dude, Sakura IS a Sega character, she debuted in a Sega CD game that was only in Japan.

  • you know what would be funny, if at the part when they were hugging, he would start beating her up because she didnt have a saturn, then his theme song would come on..

  • I second that!

  • yeah. right now, the segata sanshiro is working his way down from heaven to kick the PS3's ass. i think i know who would win. "ding diinng"

  • Actually, the girl did own a Saturn, and Segata knows that. Also, Segata's not coming down to kick PS3's ass. No, he's gonna kick EA to hell and back 5 times before it hits the ground!

  • yeah i know. i am saying it would be funny if she didnt

  • Look! she's not carrying her sword, now is the time to strike Sanshiro!

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PLAYSTATION DID TO THE SEGA SATURN! i say he is going to force the people at sony to play the sega saturn until there fingers,hands,eyes,feet,legs,e­lbows, and heads break!

  • @OtamaSanshiro

    And then kick EA's current, eviler-than-thou, money-mongering nemesis Bobby Kotick to purgatory and back 1729 times before he explodes 650 million times?

  • Does anyone know the name of the song that plays for the final 7 seconds?

  • Geki! Teikoku Kagekidan

  • Cant blame him, I would fall on love right there if I were him.

    ^__^

  • Thats right playa get that ass. SEGA SATURN SHIRO FUCK YEA!!!

  • He may be the greatest man that ever lived but he is still a man,He has needs and wants to be loved to what better way than with the girl from a Saturn Dating Sim?Its the only thing that makes sense

  • Couldn't have said it better X3

  • I think the humor was in the ridiculously large piles of cherry blossoms all over the place. They even has a cherry blossom fight. XD

    MORE CHERRY BLOSSOMS!!!

  • Still very good despite the lack of ass kicking goodness.

  • This is a lovely video. 5 stars.

  • Sakura Taisen (Cherry Blossom War) was one of the most popular Saturn games in Japan. Just your average Steam-powered Mech Strategy RPG with a large Dating-Sim element set in the 1800s. Wonder why it didn't get ported to the States....

  • It didn't get ported to the states because half of the game is a dating sim. People in america don't play dating sims except me.

  • Did you major in sarcasm? Because you are really good at it! Just kidding! Do you play dating sims alot? I think it is possible to market dating sims to an American audience. They are cheap to produce and distribute and the percentage of wankers in the US is extremely high. Step 3 ... Profit!

  • Actually the real reason Sakura Taisens didn't get released in america was because the stupid president of Sega america said that those games didn't appeal to american gamers even though he was wrong because they appeal to me because I am a JAP gamer and live in the USA. That is why the sega saturn failed in america, it was because of his dumb ass and not letting the good games come to the USA.

  • @anders77

    Funny thing is, one game did get ported to the state...

    ...with Sega having ZERO involvement in the porting.

  • Perhaps he was falling in love with that girl, until that title she appeared in didn't sell well enough, OR SOMETHING ELSE. Who knows?

  • She's cute...

  • no hip toss or neck break? not even an over the shoulder throw?

    NANI?!

  • I'm surprised he didn't break her neck.

  • lucky......T_T

  • also try FUJIOKA Hiroshi is the same person :)

  • I thought it was kinda cute. :-p

  • This one was lame, didn't compare to the other commercials.

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