Jake, I just got a call from Macy's and they want you to be a balloon in this years Thanksgiving Day parade. They promised not to take you into Harlem.
I'm an Indian and I wonder,has Jake ever been to school? He doesn't know the difference between Arabs and Indians. He thinks Afghanisthan and Iraq are in India. How can a guy that stupid be a senator, it beats me.
I'm asian and I sucked Sen. Jake Nutts off at the CAE airport men's restroom on a layover. He doesn't have sex with his wife anymore. He and Larry Craig are best friends he told me! I guess he treats non-white men as his cumrag...in that case that would make him a damn horny racist closeted homo!
After what he has said about Nikki Haley, someone needs to do to him what Lee Harvey Oswald did to John F. Kennedy. Hey, Jake, will you please shut the fuck up!
Those tax dollars probably went to funding his devious sexual escapades. The hypocrisy of the "moral" Republican party strikes yet again. The more someone tries to convince you that he is a family values, religious individual, the more likely you are to find skeletons in his closet.
And last point: why is no one in the media asking the two most pertinent questions? #1. Sanford says his wife and kids knew about the affair 5 months ago, so why didn't Sanford end the affair then? why didn't he come forward then? and did he really go back for seconds with his mistress even after his wife knew?! #2. Did Sanford use state employees or resources to engage in the sexual romp or to cover it up afterwards? Lol. Gonna be good. Can't wait to hear Hannity make excuses tonight.
I knew it!! I told ya folks. Sanford is a low down cheater!! Hell yes!! Bring on 2012 now chumps!! Now Sanford wants mercy...mercy? After what they did to Clinton?! Hell no...this is the world you judgmental christians wanted right...one where everyon'es personal life was politically relevant. Let's put him out of his misery now...sick pervert goes to lay with his mistress on father's day of all days. Now Rush is trying to say he's a stand up guy. Please. He got caught; badly. He's toast.
I am kinda confyused. If its no prob about him taking a break why does it matter if he does not tell someone where he is taking his break? Was the state in true danger of collapsing? I understand about leaving thre state in good hands but do you really think NO ONE knew where he was going? I mean come on he had to go through customs and all kinds of check points.
the funny thing is that no matter how harmless sanfords trip MAY have been, the press and the american people have a tendency to think the worst. especially with a 24 hour news cycle, the seediest "what if" stories will start to emerge.
Argentina? yeah case closed... the man was cheating on his wife with either a man or a woman... he's a Republican so it's most likely man (usually). What happened to the Application mountains? turns out he was in South America... WTF?
you can't be a governor and just LEAVE without telling anybody. There's a line of succession and he didn't follow it. He was missing for 6 days, his family didn't know where he was... during Fathers day weekend and you're saying "who cares"? What if something (unlikely) bad were to happen and he was gone?
Listen, you don't leave your wife or your girlfriend behind when you travel unless your hunting for new trim folks. I know its a bit crass to say but everyone's thinking it and this guy better have good answers. I just hope who ever he paid off down there to shut up doesn't see his vulnerability as an opportunity to blackmail this guy. I suspect Gov. Sanford will be sending checks to South America for some time to come however folks. "Exotic" indeed.
He is going to have to write a mucho mucho bigger check. Weakness draws aggression and he looking pretty weak. And if it is a exotic guy or a transsexual then seven figures.
Ironic that it's Utah which has the governor named "Huntsman"! ;) This is a guy who said he originally went to Argentina to hunt doves, as if he can't hunt doves in the US! This slimy weasel was on the cunt hunt, period! "I wanted to do something exotic", HEH HEH! I'll BET he took hunting gear: cologne, a bottle of Cialis and a box of ribbed-for-her-pleasures! But if he wants to uphold his Repub maverick credentials, he'll have to prove he had sex with another woman, not a gay boy toy!
His secret mistress threatened to reveal their relationship, so he took her on a hiking trip, shot and dismembered her with a chainsaw, fed her to the bears, then spent one day covering his tracks, cleaning the saw etc.. Finally he went on a trip to South America ... to seek some much needed relief from recent "stressful times". No wonder this is a big story!!
The press will be digging into this one big time until they probably find out he took his mistress with him...and another of our "leaders' bites the dust.
I love jake knotts!!
xardas611 1 year ago
I came up with a new nickname for him: 'Jake Knottsy'
regusted 1 year ago
Jake, I just got a call from Macy's and they want you to be a balloon in this years Thanksgiving Day parade. They promised not to take you into Harlem.
IngloriusBastard11 1 year ago
I'm an Indian and I wonder,has Jake ever been to school? He doesn't know the difference between Arabs and Indians. He thinks Afghanisthan and Iraq are in India. How can a guy that stupid be a senator, it beats me.
dildeka 1 year ago
This fat old cracka just doesn't like his gravy train from the state threatened. That's why he was attacking Sanford.
regusted 1 year ago
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Apparently, Jake won the Friend Of The Little Man award in 08.
Do you suppose he ate 2 or 3 of them?
buppie2000 1 year ago
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Do you suppose he ate 2 or 3 of them?
buppie2000 1 year ago
This Jake asshole is absolute trash...
PERIZ99 1 year ago
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Is jake merely an obese old white man, or would you say he was more of a morbidly obese old white man?
buppie2000 1 year ago
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buppie2000 1 year ago
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Is Jake merely an obese old white man, or would you say he was more of a morbidly obese old white man?
buppie2000 1 year ago
Sen. Jake Knotts is now a well known racist idiot - by the whole world!
blazak 1 year ago
I'm asian and I sucked Sen. Jake Nutts off at the CAE airport men's restroom on a layover. He doesn't have sex with his wife anymore. He and Larry Craig are best friends he told me! I guess he treats non-white men as his cumrag...in that case that would make him a damn horny racist closeted homo!
puppyjoe69 1 year ago
After what he has said about Nikki Haley, someone needs to do to him what Lee Harvey Oswald did to John F. Kennedy. Hey, Jake, will you please shut the fuck up!
mkl62 1 year ago
Isn't this the politician who just called the President a "raghead"?
ers586 1 year ago
@ers586 Yes, along with Govenor Candidate Nikki Haley. Though I don't care for Obama, Jake Knotts is a disgrace to South Carolina.
mkl62 1 year ago
Damn...Knotts laying it down.
incrowdcynic 2 years ago
HEY JAKE, walk across the hall and tell Barney Frank to resign, he ran A PROSTITUTION RING. y do the Republicans have 2 resign?
btwall60 2 years ago
When members of your own party turn against you I think you can hang up your future.
Can they recall in South Carolina? I don't think this is going to just fade away.
sachaput 2 years ago
Jeez, this morning it was Argentina, this afternoon it's an affair. Is it a hetero or homo affair? Are they sure?
JCMarra 2 years ago
Lies, lies, lies....
UltraSWG 2 years ago
Jake's brain is clearly in Knotts.
SabuPtolemy 2 years ago
And they knocked Obam for taking his wife on date nights. The Republican will stay in the wilderness for a long time.
Caribman75 2 years ago 3
Lies, Lies, Lies... Is he talking about Sanford or the Bush Administration?
OzStone 2 years ago 3
could be both
micahgee 2 years ago
Argentine women give good head!!!!
lamouchemorte 2 years ago
Those tax dollars probably went to funding his devious sexual escapades. The hypocrisy of the "moral" Republican party strikes yet again. The more someone tries to convince you that he is a family values, religious individual, the more likely you are to find skeletons in his closet.
Another Republican bites the dust! :)
palinisafrgginjoke 2 years ago 2
And last point: why is no one in the media asking the two most pertinent questions? #1. Sanford says his wife and kids knew about the affair 5 months ago, so why didn't Sanford end the affair then? why didn't he come forward then? and did he really go back for seconds with his mistress even after his wife knew?! #2. Did Sanford use state employees or resources to engage in the sexual romp or to cover it up afterwards? Lol. Gonna be good. Can't wait to hear Hannity make excuses tonight.
sergeantnorider 2 years ago
The GOP is imploding at an incredible rate.....I love it!
zidmt 2 years ago
I knew it!! I told ya folks. Sanford is a low down cheater!! Hell yes!! Bring on 2012 now chumps!! Now Sanford wants mercy...mercy? After what they did to Clinton?! Hell no...this is the world you judgmental christians wanted right...one where everyon'es personal life was politically relevant. Let's put him out of his misery now...sick pervert goes to lay with his mistress on father's day of all days. Now Rush is trying to say he's a stand up guy. Please. He got caught; badly. He's toast.
sergeantnorider 2 years ago
Who cares? I mean, really. He left, he's back, life goes on. Nobody cares if I leave, thankfully.
BayAreaLen 2 years ago
S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford -- after days when his whereabouts were unknown -- says he has been unfaithful to his wife.
SamariaTV 2 years ago
I am kinda confyused. If its no prob about him taking a break why does it matter if he does not tell someone where he is taking his break? Was the state in true danger of collapsing? I understand about leaving thre state in good hands but do you really think NO ONE knew where he was going? I mean come on he had to go through customs and all kinds of check points.
jeremiahdrigg 2 years ago
Hey the GOP is the party of lies and NO. Remember GOP = Greed Over People
redwine666 2 years ago 2
the funny thing is that no matter how harmless sanfords trip MAY have been, the press and the american people have a tendency to think the worst. especially with a 24 hour news cycle, the seediest "what if" stories will start to emerge.
sirdaveysockrocker 2 years ago
agreed
jeremiahdrigg 2 years ago
Argentina? yeah case closed... the man was cheating on his wife with either a man or a woman... he's a Republican so it's most likely man (usually). What happened to the Application mountains? turns out he was in South America... WTF?
ERAUPRCWA 2 years ago
wkaliberr, was that directed at my question?
mikePLOW 2 years ago
who gives a shit!? seriously! Leave Sanford alone
WKaliberr 2 years ago
you can't be a governor and just LEAVE without telling anybody. There's a line of succession and he didn't follow it. He was missing for 6 days, his family didn't know where he was... during Fathers day weekend and you're saying "who cares"? What if something (unlikely) bad were to happen and he was gone?
ERAUPRCWA 2 years ago
he just be wantin sum hookers as a present fo fathers day daayyum give a nigga a break
WKaliberr 2 years ago
lol... turns out he was cheating on his wife with "a friend". tough cookies... looks like I called it! whoop whoop.
ERAUPRCWA 2 years ago
what is the name of the msnbc news anchor?
mikePLOW 2 years ago
Andy Warhol
WKaliberr 2 years ago
"we all expect the man has had a hard time he hasn't accomplished anything in 7 years"
Thats too fucking epic LOL
SYNICtheAtheist 2 years ago
Wives make their Husbands just leave sometimes!
He didn't tell anyone cause he didn't want to be bugged!
You think the media is bad when it comes to invading privacy, try getting married!
LOL!
DeadlyBusiness 2 years ago
kiss his presidential hopes goodbye
We won't elect a nutjob.
michaelbook18 2 years ago 2
Listen, you don't leave your wife or your girlfriend behind when you travel unless your hunting for new trim folks. I know its a bit crass to say but everyone's thinking it and this guy better have good answers. I just hope who ever he paid off down there to shut up doesn't see his vulnerability as an opportunity to blackmail this guy. I suspect Gov. Sanford will be sending checks to South America for some time to come however folks. "Exotic" indeed.
sergeantnorider 2 years ago 4
He is going to have to write a mucho mucho bigger check. Weakness draws aggression and he looking pretty weak. And if it is a exotic guy or a transsexual then seven figures.
cosmosgato 2 years ago
"I want to know if he was hunting, did he take guns, or if he was hiking did he take his hiking gear?" Y'all.
Philinspaces 2 years ago
He was born with the gun he was using.
cosmosgato 2 years ago
he was abducted by aliens!! .....doesn't that sort of thing happen in south carolina?
junkforkaryn 2 years ago 3
Ironic that it's Utah which has the governor named "Huntsman"! ;) This is a guy who said he originally went to Argentina to hunt doves, as if he can't hunt doves in the US! This slimy weasel was on the cunt hunt, period! "I wanted to do something exotic", HEH HEH! I'll BET he took hunting gear: cologne, a bottle of Cialis and a box of ribbed-for-her-pleasures! But if he wants to uphold his Repub maverick credentials, he'll have to prove he had sex with another woman, not a gay boy toy!
SukiNeDermo 2 years ago 2
I don't know what's more loony tunes - the governor disappearing or the media obsessing over it.
fishhead06 2 years ago
I think the Gov disappearing IS a big deal. The media had to obsess about this one....he's the Gov, C'MON!!!!!!
ver506 2 years ago
Who takes a cruise without their wife??? I bet he was pulling an Ensign.
CalexanderJ 2 years ago
Is it just me or is Norah O'Donnell the sexiest newswoman on TV or what? Smart and sexy.
BrerRabbitBDA 2 years ago
His secret mistress threatened to reveal their relationship, so he took her on a hiking trip, shot and dismembered her with a chainsaw, fed her to the bears, then spent one day covering his tracks, cleaning the saw etc.. Finally he went on a trip to South America ... to seek some much needed relief from recent "stressful times". No wonder this is a big story!!
vertigate 2 years ago
The press will be digging into this one big time until they probably find out he took his mistress with him...and another of our "leaders' bites the dust.
TECHKLEC 2 years ago
Zero chance that he gets re-elected.
TheRamenAvenger 2 years ago
The man must resign. South Carolina has no confidence in his leadership.
Richardgwm 2 years ago
This was pointless
Bunnicula71 2 years ago
I disagree it shows the quality of people that are in charge.
Put some public pressure on Mr. Cruise man get him out of government.
boots920 2 years ago