New Dad
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From: unacceptableface
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  • Hahahaha... very funny XD

  • aww its so funny how happy you actually are, i hope all is well with your son.

    congratulations and good luck :)

  • can see you're quite happy and hyped about it :-) congratulations and good luck :)

  • Stretching a babys penis? WTF?????

  • This was amusing and a nice diversion :). I enjoyed it.

  • jeff stelling

  • jeff stelling

  • @pacmandem easy big fella, no need for capitals

  • your a prick

  • Watching this video is a pleasant way to spend three minutes and seven seconds of your life.

  • naturally funny...excellant

  • LMFAO!!!

  • lmao hilarious!

  • I can't wait for your son to see this when he's older! He'll die of embarrassment and will probably hit you :P

  • Were you at the Edinburgh Fringe last year?

  • eight pounds aaand.. forty pence xD

  • 1:14

  • very funny. this guy is good!

  • liked this. especially the penis bit.

  • fuckin amazing, some director should hire this guy

  • lol top notch stuff

  • wtf, lmao

  • lol - :D - awesome

  • this is hilarious, but i think quite a few people aren't getting it, because it's not often that something as funny as this has less than a 5 star rating.

  • haha

  • 8 pounds 40 pence haha quality

  • This is hilarious, you should go into stand up comedy or something xD. 5/5

  • Made me laugh out loud several times ^_^

  • LMAo Penis is a bit small .... Might try strechign it HAHAH .

  • lol. stretching it

  • penis LOL

  • genius

  • Ahaa!

  • haha YES you're doing the Britsh nation proud my son! xD

  • great monologue mate very funny and well observed, good stuff

  • Scary eyes or perhaps it's just the glasses man???

  • LAMO! That was awesome! 5 stars

  • Hilarous video dude! You remind me off Stephen Merchant :D Awesome!

  • yes lol

  • haha I only just started watching it when I asked that lol... yeah humour seems a bit 'forced' aha

  • I think so...

    who knows

  • those that have had their first child can relate to this,, I was beaming from ear to ear,, infact I still am and my Son is now 12.. LOL

  • Congratulations there mate,

  • The beginning kind of scared me... aha

    but this is lovely (:

    have a great parenthood!

    x

  • hahaha this is funny! i loved it!

  • This is really funny :) Looking forward to seeing more!

  • Great stand up or, more accurately, sit down comedy. Enjoyed it. When's the next episode? Need to see the wean (if he exists). Congrats in case you actually are a new father rather than a comedian.

  • Brill! Hilarious. It's about time someone outed us fellas as the lowly curs we are.

  • quality vid

  • I have to say I quite enjoyed that... the best bit was 'Just for the record... eight pounds.. and forty pence it cost me to get out of the car park'

  • predictable jokes

  • That was outstanding... you have to have been there... "No drugs... I was really proud of myself" priceless... Thank you so very much, I can't stop laughing XD

  • Your humour is strange, but I quite like it :D

  • Legend.

  • Quality:)

  • Haha, good comedy.

  • Looks just like me!

    Hahahahah!!

  • i enjoyed that, really subtle type of funny, nice

  • ahahahah! good stuff XD

  • maybe its doing that thing where it sticks at 300? when did he put the link up.

    on another note. nice story i enjoyed it =]

  • 8.40 dam

  • 336 now, says drunk man from the pub... Here's hoping it grows, this is great.

  • £8.40p, I didn't see that one coming. lol

  • "£8.40p" - too right, I nearly died, and so true.. it's all true - from beginning to end. I may have to sue this guy for busting my gut XD XD

  • lol his sons penis is bigger than his,

    but congrats though :D

  • Did you cry?

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