The Late Late Show - Monologue, 1.17

[CoastersNSich]

"Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?"...

[twilightfreak443]

im scared of clowns, i used to have nightmares after i went to the cicus.......and still do

[x4242424242]

I love clowns and always have

[xtinablah]

rofl "how dare you Ferguson, you piece of *honk*"

[jupiterknight007]

I love his evil!scottish impish grin XD

[DarkKnight503]

so scottish. a-ten-be-run-strap.

[SAPHIRALEGEND545]

funnnnnnnnnnnnnnieeeee

[tigeruppercut79]

omg,which GENIUS is writing the lines for Craig? There must be 100 pros sitting there... Obviously, HIS writers are not on strike :) "Get proper cars where the doors don't fall off..." and I slipped from the chair! Thanx, Craig!

[KJGould]

Craig writes too, don't forget.

[rembrantbih]

no his writer are not on strike... you can read it under writer strike on wiki

[seahock]

Craig writes some of his own jokes, too. He has one of the best monologues on late night TV, bar none.

[samariusss]

hahaha poor clowns...sad but kinda true

[nawthing]

this monologue made me laugh so hard i almost fell off my chair.

Why cant they show longer clips? Or at least make the full thing available on the web (free or paid or ad-paid).

[sltr1]

go to cbs(dot)com/latenight/latelate­/comedy/

[zonkov88]

you piece of ERRRK rofl

[budski21]

clowns scare me as far back as i can remember.

[MaskaBeatZ]

only good clown is crusty the clown:D

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

the paul mcartney gag never gets old, lawls!

[squonk747]

Creepy clowns? Yeah, okay.

But take your kids to see Cirque du Soleil. Do they laugh at the clowns or get weirded out.

I'll seriously buy you a beer if your kids don't like the Cirque du Soleil clowns.

[soulcornflake]

He was on fire last night. This is one of his better monologues and that's saying a lot.

[admonkeyman]

I agree I've always hated clowns

[Carfer22]

and those statue guys, they scare the crap outta me. Those guys ought to be committed!!

[denisebrunette]

I always have the urge to slap those people and see if they still stand still.

[iSOBigD]

Oh man, I wish CBS got a clue and stopped posting those 20 other crap videos everyday. Just stick to bits from late-night talk shows and we'll all subscribe to you. Good shows are what people wanna see, like this one.

[zonkov88]

100% agree

[mdadnan]

I need an assistant to post 'Great' for his monologue clips. I am too tired now.

[fixthathing]

great

[HighlandPhoenix]

...I think in all the World clowns scare me the most!...v distrubing....:S

[MyWorldView]

I wonder how much of the monologue is his and how much is written for him.. Feels like 50-50.

[prouck]

just about. it's stand up he's doing there.

[jasminehks]

I never liked clowns..they look sad cuz they over pretend to look happy as possible..

[MateuszSkutnik]

Craig is like mile and a half above combined team of leno, dave and conan.

he's unreachable for them.

[Kingjad86]

Stop smacking the camera randomly, daft-arse!

[cheerfulfate]

stop slamming this comments section if you dont like him! go watch your cartoons or play with your dick u opinionated and judgemental dumb ass. its supposed to be light hearted humour but a freak narrow minded you cant appreciate it then fck somewhere else

[Kingjad86]

I really enjoy the show actually and love these clips - but I just feel sorry for the poor wee cameraman!

[mrtvman]

cool