Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Sadly... Billy got drunk before driving that day"

[39Johhny]

I think Sheila was driving the tank...

[spartanshane88]

"Why are there six pedals when there are only four directions?" -Caboose

[lukedeane99]

bufalo soldiers

[vsnlps]

Sir I think you are drunk should I call a cab.

No! I can still drive watch this.

Plane crash's

I will pay you $50 dollars if you never speak of this again

[AquaGiant]

On Kharg Island if you are on the Russian team and you get the jet lined up second at the beginning of a round, hit your afterburners and kill your teammate!

[ShottySnipa417]

This is why you use afterburners to take off. To avoid shit like this.

[TheMrPWNGER]

He failed at failing.

[F50Italia]

LOL 

[ChaosMugetsu]

FINALLY GOT A JE--

OH SHIT *smash*

[Maniac12G]

KAT!!!! what did u do to this tank?!?

[LordKizrak]

@tetherwing for that be be in context he would have to be driving a jeep, but still, funny

[TheOglibogli]

Remind me to park tanks on the runway next time.

[Glaciondude]

Jet pilot: THERES A FLY ON THAT BUILDING! I GOT IT! *kamikaze*

[Robin11567]

trolololololoolololo

[TheKevwoz]

Holy, i was there during that one yaaaa! i was right behinde that guy ( made me sad everyone left us with no ride)

[DethCreed]

flying a jet....close enough

driving a tank like a troll :D

[camoramo4]

hmm what does this butten do turns OH SHIT

[MrChaosScene]

just to point out that i never had that problem with kat ever.

[Basiritz]

Tucker did it!

[IBitchSLAPYourAss]

thats one retarded kamikaze pilot

[stealthypenguin134]

i ...would be so pissed lol

[limmengwee]

or kat...

[limmengwee]

who is caboose ...

[ThrowingItAway]

@limmengwee wow ...... really? go watch red vs blue

[Rilurio]

@limmengwee Caboose is a character from The Red vs Blue machinima by Roosterteeth (the guys who make game fails) who drives vehicles for the blue team, and has a habit of killing people he's trying to help

Kat is a character in halo reach who has a habit of being a TERRIBLE DRIVER and killing EVERYONE AROUND HER!

[GunzNBlazin]

In BF3 my humvee skills are so epic I somehow ran over myself,to this day I still question how I was able to accomplish that big of a fail

[PurePhilipino]

What gun is that?

[HaloWarlord117117]

@PurePhilipino SG 556

[LOLFML234]

ready for take off 10/4 taking off HOLY SHIT TANK

[iDie521]

the title should be "why alway kat?"

[JasonAndRobertwiz101]

0:27 the tanks just like oh wtf was that O_O"...... eh probly nothin..

[WhereAreTheStairs1]

I like how the tank stops like, "Oh crap..."

[BENDOVER9810]

pickel weasle

[AlexxWhitetv]

THEY KILLED KENNY!! THOSE BASTARDS!!

[6Dragon6Man6]

Team Players..... on COD the worst thing they could do to you is lose the game, on battlefield.... well anything is possible.

[BlackSmokeDemon]

What gun is that the G3?

[Memphismastermind]

Nah, G3 only holds twenty rounds. Definitely one of the engineer guns, though.

[808Productionz]

@Memphismastermind It's the Scar.

[Mrain56]

@BlackSmokeDemon It looks like the SG-553, a carbine you unlock in co-op mode.

[vatscove]

Alright, who let Kat on Battlefield?

[PieniJuustonaksu]

what is the map

[mshaloman1]

the tank: "you guys! check it out! backwards! OH SON OF A BITCH!"

[Gefrituurd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I thought that was funny.

[xXKumiAnkkaXx]

*rofl* :DD

[Legboy1129]

Kat was teaching Caboose how to drive an tank

[Daddyfatsock]

that never happened in top gun

[TreyinHD]

The pilot: "Shit. fuck. Shit. FUCK!!"

[GreyD0GG]

You know that pilot was like, "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!"

[truth383]

"I got 99 problems but a drink ain't 1."

"If your having tank problems I feel bad for you son."

[Condemned751]

@slightlychared I'm talking about when Griff was in the Warthog

[slightlychared]

@Condemned751 Grif said, "Why are there only four pedals if there are 6 directions." when trying to drive that huge ass mobile base thingy. that was in season 7

[flyers19741975]

@Condemned751 Caboose says it during the first season when he's trying to drive the tank. It's become a running gag in the series

[Lowey1743]

In Soviet Russia tank drives you!

[unscrup123]

watch where your going you fool!!!!!

[Mrain56]

This reminds me of about half of my attempted take-offs

[Hegagergerk]

Pilot: MUTHER FUCKE.............

[MrZentro99]

billy u drukin asshole

[billy007130]

HEY! I did NOT get drunk.....Okay. Maybe a little. Okay it was a lot. DEAL WITH IT!!!

[pooly517]

billy never made it home for christmas

[PhrozenFerret]

TRAITOR!

[megotsawii]

That guy isnt sad he didnt get the spawn jet anymore

[GamerOnly62]

That's why cars have mirror at each side

[CrackShotify]

thats what haapens when someone screams "JUGGERNAUT"

[MrNadelauncher]

BF3 Lesson 1: Cock-Blocking...Tank-Style!

[RabidDeathknight]

Tank vs Jet take your bets!

[slightlychared]

"Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions." -Caboose

[Condemned751]

@slightlychared I thought it was Griff, not Caboose?

[slightlychared]

@Condemned751 The reds never had a tank.

[Tetherwing]

@slightlychared "Why are there only 4 pedals if there are six directions?!" -Grif

[revived513]

@Tetherwing I believe you have that backwards.

[jakewalker1999]

@Tetherwing what episode of rvb was that

[zathras]

@Tetherwing That was actually Caboose who said that.

[TheBunsofCinnamon]

@zathras no.. caboose says it the other way round... grif says it in one of the newer series.

[ianqn]

@Tetherwing that was caboose

[Tetherwing]

@ianqn No, Caboose was driving Sheila when he said "Wait! Go back! Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?" I was quoting Grif from a later episode, in which he stated the opposite while driving an Elephant.

[SteeledGhosts]

Tank driver: "Uuhh, what the fuck did I just hit?"

[5620103893]

@SteeledGhosts Gunner: Nothing, you hit nothing! Just drive! I said drive!

[HiveRunner]

just a tank. not giving a fuck.

[aeomus26]

Troll Tank

[JoeTheMeatbag]

@CherryBlossomRed08 Because you have to arm a missile before they go off. However, a jet-sized explosions should be able to set one off...

[spamuel44]

the Tank don't give a fuck.

[WavingSmileGamer]

@spamuel44 cuz hes a tank yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[FLUFFYKUMAR]

ahahaha thats fucked up lol i bet the guy in the plane must be pissed

[lvl7Zubat]

that is just plain mean xD

[YungGunz55]

This was one of the funniest BF3 Fails ever, I had no idea if it was gonna be the jet, heli, or tank! HAHAHA

[ToStrideForFame]

"Ready for take off"

*Caboose goes into a tank*

"here let me help!"

"Fuck you Caboose"

[WhiplashSeattle1989]

one could say it was a "Drunk Tank" ;D 

[MrDuckybuckyTrucky]

@WhiplashSeattle1989 HEYOO

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

@WhiplashSeattle1989 Tank Dempsey? :D

[niggafresh100]

friends dont let friends play inverted>:D

[betalite]

billy junior NOOOOOOOO

[xoxardnekoxo]

Don't drink and drive! :D

[xTheRegulator29x]

why did the tank have to backup so much?

[Salien1999]

@xTheRegulator29x Because when you see a plane about to fly into a wall you get the fuck away!

[loopysausage]

lol, did this once but on foot. I stood in front of the jet and he thought it would kill me if he took off. He turned to go around me and crashed in to a building xD That was my best moment i ever had in that game.

[CreativeMindMedias]

@ EShAn309 - where the HELL do you get LoL from that? Kat is from Halo Reach.

[McMillan384]

Tank driver: *Trollface*

[tshaowei]

"What!! i couldn't do anything!! a tank was in the way!!"

[Litvi90]

t-90: trollface

[N1ghthawkL06]

DRUNK TANK...i see what you did there RoosterTeeth

[ninjaheartt]

Im pretty sure the tank driver did that on purpose

[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

What game is Kat going to take over next.

[reilly1288]

Reiterating the importance of shoulder checking before backing out of a parking spot

[BananaMonkeyization]

Soldier: *Calls Colonel* SIR YOU WON'T BELIVE WHAT I JUST FUCKING WITNESSED.

[Aleiron82]

So wait that player was walking behind the jet as it was firing up to take off? He should be dead!

[CherryBlossomRed08]

why didn't the missile on the end of the wing explode?

[Halo933]

@CherryBlossomRed08 Because the military designed their weapons not to go off when there is an explosion.

[EnDTh3S1L3NcE]

"Ok, now put it in reverse and put your foot on the pedal gently"

"You mean like this? *Slams it down*"

"NO NO NO NO, STOP!!!"

*Crash*

"...so... did i pass?"

[itztehendd]

so this is where kats bad driving started

[KJasian]

WHO THE HELL BACKS UP A TANK? IN THE MIDDLE OF AN AIRFIELD?

[jo34j]

@KJasian The guy in the tank does

[KJasian]

@jo34j I definitely wrote this while drunk and now that I read this, I wasn't making any sense.

[mcmulla2]

@KJasian Some men just want to see the jet burn

[madman101ish]

@KJasian why was there a tank in the middle of an airfield in the first place?

[MDK2582]

@madman101ish there was a VW in the middle of the JU-88's airstrip in BF1942 xD

[Maplerkevin]

Note to all soldiers: Tanks are NOT to be parked near the air-strip. And the next person to yell "Leroy Jenkins" is being dishonorably discharged.

[PhoenixRebirth117]

@Maplerkevin Well, at least I have chicken.

[MaxPwnageIII]

HQ: Billy, that was a $750,000 jet you just crashed. But since were so forgiving, have another one.

Billy: WHOOPS I CRASHED IT AGAIN!

ಠ_ಠ

[The7guys]

Oh, you DICK,!

[Alphapara]

Sarge, Caboose took Sheila, and he's screwing around with the Marines!

[coltsfan354]

The tank just wanted to fly, too. Y'know, A-Team style. 

[TheRicoWatson1]

Jet: here we go! Tank: lalalala *SCRAPE* wuh? Jet: OH NO!

[EdwardsMMA]

The tank killed him.

[Photanic]

And the tank driver's like "What was that noise?"

[JoeBlackHDTV]

Do this all the time on Oman just to piss off the pilots

[EShAn309]

i dont get the Kat jokes...

i dont play LoL >_>

[lefant0m3]

@EShAn309 It's Halo: Reach. Not LoL...

[EShAn309]

@lefant0m3 i googled and found this as first link

na.leagueoflegends(dot)com/boa­rd/showthread.php?t=873388&pag­e=2

so thought its LoL joke. i still dont get it :/

[Gamerguy9900]

what if someone did this in an actual war

[zygas25]

then he would have been kicked out for blowing up a million dollar plane

[MegaProRacer]

what gun is that?

[123halofreak]

@MegaProRacer MP5.

[123halofreak]

@MegaProRacer Oh, wait, no.

[MegaProRacer]

@123halofreak scar?

[FrostyFin]

Driver's ed instructor: "So far so good. Now step on the pedal...NO, NOT THAT ONE! *crash*"

[owenlongman]

what game mode is this?

[Epical99]

@owenlongman Conquest Assault.

[fdsdh1]

@owenlongman gulf of oman conquest, because there is no difference on the server browser between conquest and conquest assault it is a bit of a lucky dip getting the server with the vehicles

[taxiturtle]

@fdsdh1 It's rather infuriating...needs to be sorted out!

[jabberwokey439]

This is just your average BF3 jet takeoff clip.

[macandfriends]

Spongebob plays BF3?

[Avymil]

Pilot 1 : Ok l we're rolling out in t-minus 3..2..1..

*Pilot 1 away*

Pilot 2 : Boosting now....

Kat : Not on my watch

Pilot 2 : GODDAMNIT KAT DONT GO BACKWA....*BOOM*

Kat (with Caboose's voice) : Not my fault,why are there six pedals when there are only four directions....

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Not his fault. Somebody put a tank in his way.

[WarNerd16]

What an asshole in the tank

[ifoundyou37]

Driver: Go back? Gunner: No forward Driver: back? ok back! Gunner: Wait no!!!

[lolzhackzernubz]

they really need some type of air superiority game type in BF3

[SelectHawk]

Tank beats everything!!!!

[Turtlesonspeed]

Not my fault this thing has six pedals even though there are only four directions

[dnikeb]

imagine the guy in the plane

yeah i got a jet!!! w00t w00t

(the tank nudges him and jet guy dies)

guy on xbox whom jet sploded probaly has a rage face

[MarkHannna93]

@dnikeb thanks for describing what we saw

[savntier]

That's the Drunk Tank...

[Ronsta666]

I know it's useless to be saying this, but this is MY clip. I know what happened in the clip. To everyone saying "hurr durr he was mad cuz he didn't get the jet," it was on purpose. My friend was backing up so no one could get in the tank but me, and he hit the jet. He realized he was going to hit the jet too so he kept going, that's what's funny about it

[Chunkboi]

Call UNSC ONI. Kat has invaded another game.

[SunnyDB1TCH]

@Chunkboi whose Kat, i saw like five people mention this persons name

[frostyz711]

@SunnyDB1TCH -facepalm-

[Chunkboi]

@SunnyDB1TCH Okay, clearly you have not played Halo Reach.

Kat is one of the SPARTANs of Noble team, the tech specialist. She's also one of the worst equipment operators in the known UNSC space. If she gets into a vehicle, someone on her side will die. Sometimes the player, sometimes another NPC, but allied personnel will die. This happens most often when she drives. Watch through "Fails of the Weak" for examples.

[JDavies345]

@Chunkboi yeah, you cant even spank dat ass she has without getting tossed out of the map

[jeffardo1]

@Chunkboi definately true as just yesterday i was sprinting to get in the warthog after it was dropped off. the Kat gets in the drivers seat moves 2 feat and runs me over. god dam AI. lol

[ubermaster94]

always the dick with the tank or rocket launcher.....

[WiShOfPain]

It kinda reminds me of "Hot Shot!"

[deltasword1994]

something like that happened to me once. I was on Operation Firestorm on the Russian side, I spawn in a 37 and take of. I apparently slightly tapped the right D pad slightly to the right because the tip of my wing caught the ground and crashed me.

[saywhat717]

I've seen nasty helicopter fails. I've contributed to a number of plane fails. I haven't yet seen a tank fail that fails this hard.

It hurts to watch... and to laugh...

[HAITHIX1]

guy:dude did you see that?

tank:O__O

[14lordhunter12]

And in other news there was a plane crash....

[TheGreatDiggi3]

That is how I always fly

[PolytoneZebraGuy]

and thus beggins the hunt for KazumaPrime's comment...

[mrcrazycookies117]

I guess that tank driver * puts on sunglasses* was his wing man.YEAH!!

[SkylordZan]

Why are there six pedals if there is only four directions?!?!?

[MrGiggles015]

Tank: uhhhh... Wasnt me?

[germansheppard10]

lean how to drive u hit my wing aaaaaaa

[woofdawgg69]

Tht was me......

[bloodbrother1251]

If this didnt have a HUD i would have thought it was real

[koal1ify]

I just found a new way to troll BF3.